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Lindsay Lohan is Still a Crazy Bitch

A few days before Lindsay Lohan became a fiendish criminal under house arrest, she showed her boob during a rooftop Miami photoshoot which was paid by Plum Magazine (pictures below). Well now Plum finally got around to printing the LiLo edition of its magazine, but since Lindsay flaked on the promised interview, writer Jacquelynn Powers wrote about Lindsay’s diva behavior instead.

“As we pulled up to the Fontainebleau, a bright-orange parking cone was blocking the entrance. Not accustomed to waiting, apparently, she lowered the car’s window and shouted, ‘Move that cone. I’m Lindsay Lohan.’ And it was done.” She drank wine, even when discussing her sobriety, and was “constantly looking for drama, whether it was picking a fight with her younger sister… or freaking out over a lost pair of Zanotti heels.” She said she “took ballet until she was 19 and was indignant that she was not considered for the movie Black Swan.” She overstayed her welcome at nightclubs and, eventually, the entire trip: “Monday morning was supposed to be check-out time, but Lindsay and her posse refused to leave… It was like watching the lights come on at a nightclub after-hours—not pretty.”

Probably for the best she didn’t do the interview, it was worth it. Lindsay’s much better in observation than she is in conversation.

Oh then there is that hilarity that Lindsay is actually complaining that Natalie Portman’s role in Black Swan should have gone to her because she took ballet for a really long time…Wait, actually Lindsay Lohan has spent the better part of her adult life acting as the physical embodiment of her own darkest impulses, so yeah, maybe she would have been perfect for it.

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Video of Miranda Kerr’s Sexy Photo Shoot for GQ Magazine

Who can forget the issue of GQ magazine that had Miranda Kerr being all topless and sexy? Not us. And now we can see the behind-the-scenes video that made it all happen. Yes, it’s literally minutes and minutes of writhing.

If nothing else (don’t worry, there’s definitely something else), it’s neat getting to see the before and after. For example: we were stoked about Miranda Kerr’s tan lines in these photos, and now we know that they’re pretty much fake. That doesn’t make them less appealing, but it does make us conscious of the suggestive power of tan lines. Can you imagine a serious business meeting to debate the addition of tan lines to this photo?

 

Zoe Saldana Gives Us a Glimpse of Her Nipples in a Calvin Klein Ad

Zoe Saldana has been representing Calvin Klein Underwear for over a year now, and we still haven’t seen any hints of the nipplage that Eva Mendes brought to her Calvin Klein promotions. Some would see that as a reason to give up on Zoe, but we see it as a reason to focus all the more on the small glimpse of flesh she has given us.

For instance: these photos may not be naked or anything…but they do offer some prime glimpses of nipple and cleavage and sideboob. And (if we understand that book The Secret properly) the more we focus on these photos, the better a chance we have of seeing more like them in the future. So get your peepers primed for some serious ogling, people.

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Jennifer Lawrence Does GQ Magazine

Actress Jennifer Lawrence of Winter’s Bone and X-Men: First Class appears in the latest issue of GQ, and there is something about her in these photos, like her eyes look devoid of any emotion of brain activity. In fact she looks like somebody just performed a lobotomy on her. Which is good, because I prefer my women with that vacant look in their eyes. It pretty much guarantees that post coital chat will be limited to grunts and drooling.

It has to be said though, she looked smoking hot at the Oscars.

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Kim Kardashian and Her Cleavage Meet a Tiger

“My next guest has stripes and can be seen on cereal boxes, please welcome, A TIGGEERRRRRR!!!!!”

While taking some promo shots for the upcoming sixth season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the whole fam damily got together and posed with a tiger. Luckily for Kim, tigers don’t feed on plastic. Kim described the experience on her blog thusly:

I was so scared!!!! The tiger had to get into position on his own! It was freakkkky! He got a little frisky so the trainer had to come help out. This is probably one of the scariest moments I’ve had during a photo shoot.

Oddly enough, the tiger described the experience exactly the same way.

 

GQ Magazine Has Some Sexy Rachel Bilson Outtakes

You may have oo’ed and ahh’ed over GQ’s February 2008 spread of Rachel Bilson (we know we certainly did). But it seems that all that time, GQ was holding out on us. They had nipple pics, and they didn’t share!

Or at least one nipple picture, which has just surfaced as an outtake from the shoot. Sadly, Rachel isn’t actually topless or anything…but her top is see-through enough to allow a lovely view of what lies beneath…OK well the nipple has been Photoshopped out…So yeah, no actual nipple to speak of and we pretty much just lied. But quite frankly, these images are still good enough for us (well, until she actually poses for us topless).

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Swimsuit Photo Out-Takes of Kate Upton

Like we mentioned in another post a few days ago; we’d never even heard of Kate Upton until she was in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, and now we can’t stop thinking about her. Mostly because pictures of her are popping up everywhere, case in point: these out-takes of her boobalicious photo shoots for the magazine which ended up online today.

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Sexy Olivia Wilde of Olden Days

In honor of her new found bacherlorettehood, here’s a gratuitous gallery of the internet’s other favorite Olivia. These pictures are from a few years ago when she was just starting to smell fame, at the sweet unmarried and undivorced age of 18. One thing´s for sure, she’s definitely a member in good standing with the itty bitty titty committee.

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Audrina Patridge and Her Bongos Do a Photo Shoot for Bongo

Audrina Patridge is the new face of Bongo, or the new boobs of Bongo, not quite sure which. Something that might be considered a privileged position to be in if Bongo products weren’t only sold at “KMart and Sears”.  Thus making her position pretty much the face of White Trashville.

But I’d still tap into her Sears Card  and go for a motorboat ride. Hell, you could probably “oil tanker” those things if not fly a 747 between ‘em… Screw Bongo. The Gap people should really get in contact with her.

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Olivia Munn Gets in a Hot Tub for Maxim

As if Maxim magazine wasn’t every nerds bible already, they are now filling their next issue with a bunch of pictures of Olivia Munn in a hot tub, wearing a bathing suit. Which is genius since nerds love Olivia Munn even more than they love debating who would win in a fight, Joss Whedon or JJ Abrahms. They even love her more than they love Yoda, and make no mistake about it, nerds really really really love Yoda. So now the magazine will sell like hotcakes with nerds buying 17 copies each.

Check out the video of the photo shoot below:

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Holly Peers Goes Topless in Nuts Magazine

Here is UK hottie and Page 3 girl Holly Peers (who we haven’t featured on the site before) with her big breasts falling out of her bra, causing a booming shoutout to the world to start a virtual suckle. Guess she just can’t find a bra that’s pretty and fits her gorgeous breasts. What can we say, Holly? It seems your bra has failed you for the last time. It looks like a lost cause. At this point, we recommend just doing away with bras altogether and going al-natural…

… Sweet, and to think, all it took was a fat bribe to the League of British Bra Manufacturers. Yeah, this was totally worth losing a year’s pay over.

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Minka Kelly Strips Down to her Underwear for GQ

Minka Kelly, Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive, is back in her underwear for the February issue of GQ. She told the magazine about her big-screen role in ‘The Roommate’ and played coy about plans to marry her boyfriend, Derek Jeter. “I promise you, I’m not getting married in the next month.” So I guess Minka is the only one who doesn’t know Derek swings from the other side of the plate…

Well I for one hope Minka starts doing more of these photo shoots since I keep forgetting just how awesome Minka Kelly really is. She’s the kind of girl you could bring home to meet mom and dad. Until dad won’t stop staring at her sweet tits just like he did with all your other girlfriends even though you told him repeatedly not to and the whole dinner blows up into a scene from a shitty after-school special leaving you all alone in your tree-house smoking a bong and eating Cheetos while wearing a turtleneck sweater.

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AnnaLynne McCord Shows Some Side Boob

It seems that every time we see 90210′s AnnaLynne McCord she’s blowing kisses at the camera and it’s been driving us absolutely insane since she does it at every single event she goes to, or if there’s a camera within a 15 foot radius of her. The only chick who could get away with that garbage was Marilyn Monroe and only because she died before it got really obnoxious. Let’s be clear, AnnaLynne is no Marilyn.

But anyways, it seems AnnaLynne has finally decided the camera isn’t worthy of her kisses, but is worthy of some boob flashing. It’s just a real pity that Fashion Journal aren’t big fans of showing nipples, because we have the feeling hers were just itching to come out and say hi.

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Jennifer Aniston Looks Like a Real Doll

If you’re over 25 you look stupid posing as a Lolita. Once you hit close to 45, posing as a Lolita is just begging to be made fun of. Which is exactly what Jennifer Aniston is doing here thus I’ve decided to heed Jennifer’s plea for mockery.

Seen here, Jennifer is posing for Allure Magazine in what looks like some twisted ad for Snuggles fabric softener. They photoshopped her so much she actually appears to be a sex doll, and trust me, I know what a sex doll looks like… Not only that, they also decided sticking her into a 10 year olds bed and giving her a teddy bear was a great idea, since pedophiles seem to be Allure’s target audience. Don’t get me wrong, 10 years ago I wanted bang Jennifer like the shutters on a Cape Cod home. But not as a 10 year old.

Having said all that I feel like complimenting Stepford Aniston here on her remarkable Oscar worthy performance in “Lars and the Real Girl”.

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Victoria’s Secret Angels are Heavenly in GQ Magazine

Archangel Gabriel woke up this morning only to discover that heaven was missing a few lingerie clad angels… Or I guess I could actually be in heaven, because I’m seeing angels all around me. Or the even more likely possibility, I’m just looking at Candice Swanepoel, Lindsay Ellingson, Lily Aldridge and Erin Eatherton on the cover of GQ in a supermodel pile up. In any case I’ll be having some sweet angel filled dreams tonight.

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Lily Aldridge in a Bikini for Victoria’s Secret

Model Lily Aldridge  spent the weekend in St. Barts doing a photo shoot for Victoria’s Secret, where she pranced off the beach and into my heart, claiming the title as the hottest girl on Earth (at least for the next 5 minutes until some other bikini clad girl gets that title).  If only more women posed like this… worked out 6 hours a day… watched what they ate… took care of their skin… had a team of hair and makeup artists… they might also look like this. Lordy, Lordy.

Here’s the part where I lie and say “Ya, I’ve had tons of chicks hotter than this.”

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Olivia Wilde & Her Nipples in a See-Through Bikini

So you know how you’ve just been sitting there all morning, not looking at Olivia Wilde in a see-through bikini? Well let that be a thing of the past because here are some pictures she did for Max Magazine and [Insert some hilarious sentence you will never read but if you would let's pretend the sheer brilliance of it made your pants fly off because clearly you're a woman for even reading this far down.] And that’s how Olivia became known as “13″. True story.

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Emmy Rossum in her Underwear and Telling Jokes in Esquire

Look what those clever people over at Esquire did, they got Emmy Rossum to wear her underwear and then photographed her. They even got her to tell some dirty jokes and then video taped her. Which is awesome because I know a little joke of my own:

Knock Knock? Who’s there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I come in you, Emmy?

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Megan Fox is Hot in Black & White… and in Color

We’re really sorry guys, that it has been so long since the last time we posted Megan Fox pictures, a whole two days in fact. Allow us to make up for this gross oversight by posting a handful of pics of the actress doing a mostly black and white photo shoot (there are a few color pics too) with some lucky dude called Alexei Hay. Who went out of his way to prove that Megan Fox doesn’t need color to look attractive.

Sadly she did not take her top off, because as she explained in an interview once, when she’s naked she feels alive.  I only feel alive when I’m dancing.  Can our two worlds coexist?

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Megan Fox Looking Smoking in a New Photo Shoot by Mariano Vivanco

If you close your eyes and wish real hard, it’s almost like Megan Fox is looking all kinds of sexy on that roof just for you. Once you get back to reality, after a sweaty and awkward 10 minutes, you’ll realize that this was a photo shoot with some dude called Mariano Vivanco. True, it wasn’t really only for you, but it doesn’t make it any less sexy.

These photos aren’t even that revealing, but the power of the Fox is great. These photos should be featured at every store in the country in order to improve the economy. These photos can cure the blind. These photos can cure erectile dysfunction. These photos will ruin your boxers.

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Kristin Cavallari in a Bra and Panties Photoshoot

Looking hotter than a stolen tamale, Kristin Cavallari threw on her skimpiest lingerie  and got downright dirty for an impromptu photo shoot last week with Tyler Shields.

We gotta give them credit for originality here. It’s not often that the guy in these type of pictures is fully dressed, the woman almost naked and the whole thing looking like a near rape scene, or a hooker for hire. Yep, don’t see that often at all.

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