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Aloh-no, Pierce Brosnan: Former 007 Looks like He’s Pushing 300!!!

Lookin’ like a beached whale on the shores of Hawaii, Pierce Brosnan isn’t looking as yummy as he did only days ago when he sported a sexy leather jacket and sunglasses. The sexy icon seems to have packed on a beer belly since relinquishing his role as debonair and dashing secret agent James Bond.

It seems that his year of taking it easy has taken its toll on the once-sex-symbol’s physique. After leaving the 0-0-7 cast, Pierce has focused on… less strenuous roles, such as his role opposite Sarah Jessica Parker in I Don’t Know How She Does It. The 58 year old is still nowhere near what he was packin’ a couple of years ago, but still… Dude gettin’ big!

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Thursday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (11.17.2011)

Check out that old lady checking out 58-year old Pierce Brosnan. “Boy, I sure would love to tap that young hot ass! Now, if I could only get my stroller to go a little faster…”

Remember Stephanie Powers from Heart To Heart? Well, she looks like this now. And she’s in the British version of “I’m a celebrity…get me out of here”.

Donald Trump looking more oompa loompa-y than usual.

Bradley Cooper just got voted Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine. Seriously? He doesn’t even have lips! Donald, show them yours, baby.”

Who wants to see Angelina Jolie’s 80-year old legs?

Charlie Sheen has substituted drugs and whores with well, food and whores. That’s the only way to explain the gut and the smile (on the set of his new movie).

Holly Madison just made turkey a thing for my fantasies. Is that wrong??

Lady Gaga’s nipples are showing. And I’m guessing the sperm hat means she’s promoting birth control?

Ex-Pussycat doll Jessica Sutha in a bikini in Miami.

So it turns out Stacy Keibler is a freaking genius. That cleavage we showed you yesterday? Well, it was meant for George Clooney’s parents. “Georgie boy, you gotta marry this one. Her breasts, er, brain really spoke to me.”

So what if Twilight’s Breaking Dawn Part I sucks? The ladies looked hot at the premiere so it’s all good.

Courtney Love has gone on a rampage to blind me this week.

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Pierce Brosnan’s wife sues restaurant after being “injured” from food poisoning

Pierce Brosnan’s wife Keely Shaye Smith is suing a restaurant in Santa Monica after claiming their food made her ill.

Keely has claimed that after a visit to R & D Kitchen in Santa Monica, California, in October 2009 she was left ‘sore, ill and injured,’ according to TMZ.

It is not clear what food Keely ate while at the restaurant but she claims she ‘sustained serious and permanent injuries to her health, strength and activity’.

Ok, first of all, she looks like she could skip a meal or 10, so i fail to see how not being able to shove more crap down her throat for a couple of days was not beneficial.

Second, unless the chef came out and shoved a spatula up her ass when she complained the lava cake wasn’t buttery enough and then opened her mouth and pushed a meat cleaver down her esophagus I can’t explain the “sore”, “injured” and “permanent” damages part. And judging from the pictures below, it seems her mouth is in perfectly functioning order since she seems to be eating whole piglets for breakfast. “But Your Honor, the chicken was spoiled and now i can never go near a deep fried wing again. It hurts every time i think of it. My life is in absolute shambles!”

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Pierce Brosnan & His California Kid

Pierce Brosnan and his elder son Dylan, 13, took an afternoon walk around town with the family pooch in Malibu, Calif. on Saturday (May 29). Pierce's wife, Keely Shaye Smith, and their 9-year-old son Paris were not seen with the handsome father-son duo.

Pierce is currently working on his latest flick, Salvation Boulevard, co-starring Jennifer Connelly and Marissa Tomei.

 

James Bond movie postponed indefinitely

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The production of the next James Bond film has been suspended ‘indefinitely’ because of uncertainty over the future of film company MGM.

Producers Michael Wilson and Barbara Broccoli said they did not know when work on the 23rd Bond film would resume.

It was due to star Daniel Craig as 007 for the third time and be released in 2011 or 2012, the 50th anniversary of the first movie, Dr No.

 

Keely Shaye Smith & Her Dapper Dudes

Pierce Brosnan's wife, Keely Shaye Smith, and their two handsome sons - Dylan, 13, and Paris, 9 - posed at the Los Angeles premiere of Oceans at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood on Saturday (April 17). The boys looked dapper alongside their mama who looked lovely in white.

The handsome 007 actor recently revealed that he's still smitten with his wife of nine years:

I'm in love like it was the first day. We complement one another. Keely is very good at what she does - as a mother, friend and partner. I know exactly when I have to say, 'Yes, darling!' We go together through thick and thin and - God willing - we will do that until the end of our lives."

 

Pierce Brosnan Is Still Smitten With His Wife Keely

After 16 years and 2 kids together, Pierce Brosnan says he is still head over heels in love with his wife Keely Shaye Smith.

"I'm in love like it was the first day," the handsome 007 reveals. "We complement one another. Keely is very good at what she does - as a mother, friend and partner. I know exactly when I have to say, 'Yes, darling!' We go together through thick and thin and - God willing - we will do that until the end of our lives."

How sweet! That quote reminds me of the way Hugh Jackman often talks about his wife of 13 years Deborra Lee Furness. In the midst of all of the Hollywood breakups it's nice to hear about the happy couples, too.

Pierce and Keely, who are in the midst of building their "dream house on the beach" in Malibu, have sons Dylan, 13, and Paris, 9 this month.

 

Pierce Brosnan Takes His Boys’ Advice

Pierce Brosnan, well-known for captivated audiences as James Bond, is now making the biggest stretch of his career by playing a half-man, half-horse character in Percy Jackson and the Oympians: The Lightning Thief, based on the popular teen novel.

Pierce said that his two young sons with wife Keely Shaye Smith - Dylan, 12, and Paris, 8 - talked him into taking on this new role.

"I bought the book three or four years ago for my son, who's now 12, and then forgot about it," Pierce told Parade. "So we were there having dinner one night, and I said, 'They want me to be in this film called Percy Jackson and the Olympians. My son said, 'You got me the book but I never read it.' He checked it out and went, 'Oh, this is good. You've got to do it dad, you've got to do it.'"

And Pierce was thrilled with Paris' critique of the film.

My eight-year-old said, 'It's the best film you've made, Dad'. That was like getting an Oscar," Pierce told Entertainment Tonight.

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief, which also stars Uma Thurman, Rosario Dawson and Catherine Keener, hits theaters February 12.

 

Pierce Brosnan & His Bike Boys

Pierce Brosnan went for an afternoon bike ride with his two sons, Dylan, 12, and Paris, 8, along the shores of Malibu on Thursday (November 26). The former James Bond star is still looking the part with his fedora and button up shirt. The boys' mother is Pierce's wife, Keely Shaye Smith.

The 56-year-old Mrs. Doubtfire star also has three children with his former wife - actress Cassandra Harris - who died of ovarian cancer: Charlotte, 37, Christopher, 36, and Sean, 25.

 

Pierce Brosnan & Paris Bond In Beverly Hills

Pierce Brosnan, 56, and his youngest son, 8-year-old Paris Beckett, were spotted on their way to a medical building in Beverly Hills today (November 17).

Paris is Pierce’s second child with wife Keely Shaye Smith. The couple are also parents to 12-year-old Dylan Thomas.

The James Bond star also has three grown children with his late wife Cassandra Harris - Charlotte, 37, and Christopher, 36, are his wife’s children from a previous relationship whom he adopted after their father died in 1986, and Sean, 26, his only biological child with Cassandra.