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Motherhood fits Pink like spandex that is 6 sizes too small

And continuing with the theme of women who look like men, here’s Pink in NYC yesterday with the admittedly adorable little boy the uterus she obviously stole gave birth to, looking like an albino Paul Bettany if someone cut Paul Bettany’s legs and left him with a torso (seriously, the last pics are even funnier). We know this was supposed to be a tender moment between mother and child, but don’t you just want to yell: “Quickly, someone, a midgit in military gear just kidnapped a baby!!”?

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Pink is pregnant!

Breaking the tradition of celebrities hiding their pregnancies until the babies are practically popping out, Pink took to the Ellen Show to share her happy news. I have to say, Pink looks happier than she’s looked in a long time – tiny baby bump and all. Here in LA, Pink looks like she’s having a blast playing in the water and letting her baby bump show for the whole world to see. I think Pink is going to make an amazing mother – telling her son or daughter to be who they are and now make any apologies for that. Besides, any child of Pink is sure to be well behaved. That is not a woman I’d want to see angry.

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Pink is preggers!

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Pink is all set to add a stunning shade to her pink personality. She is going to be a mom soon. The 31-year-old singer is 12 weeks pregnant with her first child with husband Carey Hart. The cheerful news was recently confirmed by her friends.

According to Contactmusic,

The 31-year-old singer - who is married to motocross racer Carey Hart - is 12 weeks pregnant, and is “really happy” with the news. A source said: “She’s 12 weeks along. She wanted to do it between tours, when she has some time off.” The pop star - real name Alecia Beth Moore - broke up with Carey in 2008 but the pair reconciled in 2009, and the couple are believed to be stronger than ever. The source added: “Pink was determined to make the relationship solid. Now she’s really happy, and she’s excited she got pregnant so fast! She’ll be a brilliant mother.”

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Pink Wants You to Punch Your Kids in the Face

Pink told Access Hollywood that she thinks little brats need a good beating every now and again:

“I think parents need to beat the crap outta their kids… I think the whole spanking thing and how it’s gotten all PC (politically correct) is for the birds. My dad put me through a wall; it’s the only reason I’m still alive. I deserved it. I would have kicked me out when I was eight… I was not comfortable with authority or rules. I was bad.”

I guess she has somewhat of a point, jails wouldn’t be as full if parents whooped some ass when needed. But there is a huge difference in spanking them a bit or beating the shit out of their snotty faces, the latter being a big no-no obviously. Kids today are all sorts of pansy ass selfish spoiled idiots. Keep your kids in check like our parents did, it’ll definitely sort them out.

But clearly her comments are just aimed at getting grandmas and grandpaps to buy more of her albums.

 

Renee Zellweger’s face can give a man gastric ulcer

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Renee Zellweger attended the L.A. Gay & Lesbian Center’s ‘An Evening With Women’ at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on May 1, 2010 in Beverly Hills and someone should let those lovely lesbian and gay folks know she’s no longer a woman but a walking vessel of acidic fluids (don’t ever stand next to her when she spits a loogie, it’s known to sear flesh). Seriously, when did this woman become as sexy as over-boiled broccoli? Fortunately for the event, Pink was there to bring a touch of femininity and softness to the whole affair. Samantha Ronson totally agrees.

 

Pink admits she loves girls…but her love is pure

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Who would have thought that when Pink was holding a chain saw cutting down trees in angst over her ex-husband in one of her more recent videos, deep inside she was really yearning for the touch of a woman to heal her wounds (and help her put all those thoughts about cutting her ex’s penis with that chain saw aside).

So now that she’s back with her hubby motorcross champion Carey Hart, Pink felt it would do good to their marriage to reveal that she loves girls just as much…and with purity we might add.

She told News Of The World: “I’m not embarrassed about being bisexual. This is who I am. Love is pure and I try to keep it that way.

“This is who I am, what I feel. I think it’s unnecessary to draw the subject out, but I think it even more stupid not to discuss it. It seems as if bisexuality is a trend and I should whip up the masses. Well, I don’t believe in trends, I just believe in me.

“I would also be just as happy with a new woman. I’m not complicated, I sing about love in all its shapes, forms and colours.”