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Brandi Glanville in a Bikini, Also Eddie Cibrian is a Fool. A DAMN FOOL!

Back in 2009, Eddie Cibrian filmed a made-for-TV movie with a then-married LeAnn Rimes and decided she’d be pretty awesome to have sex with, so he decided to have an affair. Eventually after some time sexing up LeAnn, he decided that leaving his wife was the best option, a wife he had a few children with.

Well long story short, this chick above, seen here being all super hot on Malibu beach in a pink bikini is called Brandi Glanville, and she was that wife.

At the time, it was super weird that he would seriosuly leave that for LeAnn Rimes of all people, and it hasn’t started to magically make sense ever since. Unless LeAnn has a vagina lined with vibrating velvet, this is the most perplexing thing we’ve ever come across.

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Ciara Looks Great in a Bikini

Singer Ciara took a dip in the ocean in Miami, in a small pink bikini showing off her curves on Monday. Ciara recently performed a concert in Miami as part of the Malibu Radio Maliboom Boom Station Invasion tour that will now be traveling to Virginia Beach followed by many other cities…Wait, you people don’t give a shit about the details. TITS PEOPLE, TITS!

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Avril Lavigne in a Pink Bikini

It’s too bad she’s so annoying, because from certain angles Avril Lavigne might actually be considered hot. She’s 27 but acts perpetually 14. I guess she’s always been cute, but entirely too bratty. So…I guess what I’m trying to say is she’s a classic example of a pump it and dump it kinda chick.

Well anyways, here she is on a yacht in Saint Tropez  in a bikini and rubbing her chest all over some chick’s face. Good times.

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Karissa Shannon is Yet Again in a Bikini

Karissa Shannon is always up for some good old fashioned attention whoring, even when she’s looking like an Albino Predator. But really now Karissa, just go and do some porn already, this whole wearing bikinis and pretending not to have hired a photographer to be your “paparazzi” has run its course now… Wait, she’s released a sex tape already. OK, guess there is nothing left to see here except more of her bleached blonde bimbo shots. Carry on Karissa.

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Bridget Marquardt in a Pink Bikini

Here’s former Hugh Hefner arm-candy/Girl Next Door Bridget Marquardt prancing around and posing in a bikini for a photo shoot  in LA today. Here I thought Kendra let herself go. Least she can blame the baby for her saggy body. What a butterface Bridget is, and possibly a butterbody… Wait, who am I kidding, I’d totally receive a Cleveland Steamer from her. But still, this just makes me appreciate how hot Holly is.

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Kelly Brook Doesn’t Wear Anything But Bikinis

Kelly Brook was spotted prancing around in a pink bikini in the Hollywood Hills yesterday, and here are the pictures, and as you can imagine Kelly’s perfect breasts made an appearance, welcoming the gentle sun as it falls on her curves. Doesn’t that just scream Hollywood? Can’t you just feel the California sun bouncing off her bod? It warms our cold, East Coast winter hearts to see this. If we could, we’d take this as a sign from the universe that we should buy a plane ticket, fly out west, and do some sunbathing with Kelly. We can’t though. Instead we’ll just masturbate furiously over these pictures. Thanks Kelly.

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Vanessa Hudgens in a Pink Bikini for Candie’s

Zac Efron must really be hating himself right now. Because Vanessa Hudgens just beat him to an endorsement deal with Candie’s. Vanessa has taken over from Britney Spears as the spokesmodel for Candie’s shoes, because I guess they are catering more towards the Lolita crowd rather than trailer trash single mothers.

Oh and don’t feel ashamed about the thoughts I’m sure you are having right now, Vanessa is 22 years old, even though they decided to dress her up to look like your 15 year old niece… and yes, you should feel ashamed if you have these thoughts around your niece.

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This is Perfectly Normal for a Son and Mother… as Long as the Son is Gay

Stephanie Seymour got a lot of attention last month when she was frolicking on a beach with her 17-year-old son, Peter Brant II, which set the blogosphere aflame that they were bumpin’ uglies (the incest kind).

Well PB2 headed over to his FaceBook page and said “this whole Beach kiss scandal” was a “malicious attack.” He knew the paparazzi was watching, and says he did no wrong and that he doesn’t like the vag anyway:

“My mother and I are very close as she is with all her children. She often hugs and kisses me and my siblings in a manner that is intimate. Any mother in the world does the same. That day on the beach we walked around with each other completely aware of the presence of photographers there.”
“We have nothing to hide and with that in mind I would like to say that I am openly gay. At my age my mother and I are almost like friends and I feel open to talk to her about anything (and yes, our relationship may be different because of my sexuality).”

Oh, I’ve heard that one before, the old “I’m gay, it’s OK for me to touch your boobs and stick my tongue in your mouth” card.

Besides, he didn’t say, “I don’t touch my mom’s breasts”. He didn’t say “That isn’t a boner”. He didn’t say, “I don’t bang my mom”. So really, everything we’ve surmised from these pictures must be true. As you were people.

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Miley Cyrus flaunts her bikini body

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As promised earlier, here’s the next installment to deal with the boring Friday. Here’s Miley Cyrus flaunting her bikini body in a sexy hot pink bikini. Great bikini pics sans the blabbering. Hit the jump and feel lucky. And don’t forget to thank Miley for this generous act.
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