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Banger Alert!: Mya Shuts Down The Playboy Radio Station When She Walks In “I Don’t Care About Awards And Commercial Approval” [Video]

A man would sell a kidney to get with Mya…

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Jenny McCarthy Returning to Playboy!

That’s right, folks! Jenny McCarthy will pose nude for Playboy’s July/August issue. It’s been almost 20 years since she has posed nude for the magazine, so this is really a surprising comeback. Jenny is 40-years-old now and a mom, but she isn’t letting that stop her from showing the goods.

She made $20,000 back in 1993 when she posed nude for the magazine and she earned the title of Playmate of the Month, and Playmate of the Year.

“All I wanted to do [when she began in the industry] was work with my clothes on, and now I just hope to get them off!” Jenny told E! earlier this week.

Well, you will not be hearing any complaints from The Daily Fix. Jenny still looks incredibly hot for her age! We can’t wait to see her naked…did that sound weird? Oh well. Jenny McCarthy Returning to Playboy! Jenny McCarthy Returning to Playboy! Jenny McCarthy Returning to Playboy! Jenny McCarthy Returning to Playboy! Jenny McCarthy Returning to Playboy!

 

Playboy Rejects — The Unbelievable List of Stars that Playboy Rejected!!!

Everyone knows that Hugh Hefner is extremely picky about what and who go into his Playboy magazine; but, it’s safe to say that any celebrity who wanted to be in the mag would be gladly taken. Or… it was. Because, apparently, that is not true at all.

Fox 411 recently got hold of a list of the celebrities that have been waitlisted — or worse, straight up rejected — from posing for the glossy paged nudefest. And, it was simply too hysterical not to share. And, so, without further ado, here are the Playboy’s rejects!!!

Kate Gosselin

Kate Gosselin, aka the chick from Kate Plus 8, is first up on the Playboy Rejects list. When Hef was asked whether or not he’d ever like the momma of eight to appear in his mag, Hugh belted, ‘No! No!’ Well, as if that wouldn’t be embarrassing enough for the Dancing with the Stars star, Hef went on to say ‘I don’t even think she’s a celebrity.’ Oooooh, burrrrrn!

Britney Spears

And here we have the Playboy Waitlister. Hef has actually said that he would be ‘more than happy’ for Brit to pose for his mag ’once she can put herself back on the road to recovery.’ Hmm… isn’t that a wee bit backwards?

Kelly Osbourne

Kelly actually wanted to be in Playboy mag, but Hugh wasn’t feelin’ it. In fact, his rude as response was that Kelly ‘would need some airbrushing. I can’t see it happening somehow; we don’t airbrush to that extent.’ Wow… asshole much?

Bridget Marquardt

Crazily enough, even though Bridge was on the original ‘Girl’s Next Door,’ she couldn’t manage to get into Playboy, though it wasn’t for a lack of trying. But, even though Hef wasn’t digging her pics, he still invited her to be his number 2 gf. Not a bad deal…

TATU

Remember that lesbian pop song from back in the day by TATU called ‘All the Things She Said?’ Yeah, well, those girls reportedly really wanted to pose for the mag, but were shot down by both the US and German editions! Ouch!!! And that woulda been hot, too. :(

LuAnne Lesseps 

Hmm… seems somebody thought they should’ve been in the cougar edition. Fox 411 reported that LuAnne ‘LuAnn was visibly jealous when castmate Kelly Killoren Bensimon was asked to pose for “Playboy,” spouting, “No one asked me!” She later backpedaled, saying, “I think my 15-year-old would have a heart attack if I were to do ‘Playboy.’ It’s not something I really want to do.”’ Yeah… Uhhhh-huh.

Shirley Jones

You may or may not remember the Partridge Family star, but you sure would’ve had she made it into Playboy like she’d wanted. Because, even though Shirley used to work at the Playboy club when she was younger, she wanted to show off her goodies only LAST YEAR when she was SEVENTY-SIX!!! Fortunately for our corneas, Hef wasn’t feelin’ the test shots she took. And, how crazy is that? Number one, that they even GAVE her test shots. And number two, he’s, like, the same age, and even HE didn’t want to see it. Good call, dude, good call.

Audrina Patridge

You may or may not remember the topless photo scandal where Audrina’s girls were photographed and then ‘accidentally’ leaked. Those pics were actually taken by a photog that Audrina herself hired so that she could submit them to Playboy. But, unbelievably, the mag passed. IKR? Crazy…


 

Kendra Wilkinson Admits To Having No Talent!

You may know Kendra Wilkinson from the E! reality television series The Girls Next Door, or from her own reality show, ‘Kendra.’ Basically, she is a reality star who is famous for her looks and her naked pictures. Who isn’t these days? What makes Kendra so different? Well, the fact the she admits to having no talent! She told People on Friday the following,

“I never ever see myself as a celebrity or famous so I poke fun at that. I just say what I do. I have no talent. I have nothing to offer. I’m very aware of what I do and I’m very aware of how quickly my career could end. Every season I cross my fingers and hope the show gets picked up but it’s out of my hands and in my fans’ hands.”

She just might be my new favorite person! She gets it, she knows she would be in deep sh*t if people ever stopped liking crappy reality shows, which will eventually happen one day. But, I think Kendra will be alright. She sounds pretty smart, so I am sure she is saving up all the cash she is getting now. Plus, she can always work the streets once her career ends, her breasts will take care of her for a long time. Kendra Wilkinson Admits To Having No Talent! Kendra Wilkinson Admits To Having No Talent! Kendra Wilkinson Admits To Having No Talent! Kendra Wilkinson Admits To Having No Talent!

 

Playmate Claire Sinclair Reveals Details of the Assault

As most of you know, Hugh Hefner’s son, ‘Marston’ was arrested this past weekend for assaulting his ‘Playmate of the Year’ girlfriend, Claire Sinclair. There were a lot of different reports going around on what actually happened, but now we know exactly what happened. Sinclair spoke to E! News and had this to say:

“We had just freshly moved into the apartment, and I know Marston was a little stressed out about it, and Marston has been unstable throughout the whole course of our relationship. We got into an argument about something really silly and it kind of escalated and it became violent. Initially he kicked me and I went backwards, I fell. Then he punched me and grabbed me up, and I scratched him to defend myself. It was very shocking.”

Is this really any surprise? Just look at the dude, doesn’t he just look like a huge toolbag? Don’t believe me? Read this quote provided by the man himself: “My like expectancy for what girl I’m going to get is, like, so f**ked up. I’ve just been around really hot women my entire life, so the average high school girl won’t do it for me.”

Ah, yes. Why should the average girl do it for you? After all, look at yourself! You are about five tans and a beard away from being George Clooney’s twin!

It sounds like Marston needs a reality check. He has been living in fantasy land for too long, hopefully this wakes his butt up. Playmate Claire Sinclair Reveals Details of the Assault Playmate Claire Sinclair Reveals Details of the Assault Playmate Claire Sinclair Reveals Details of the Assault Playmate Claire Sinclair Reveals Details of the Assault

 

A double shot of Lindsay Lohan

So, Lindsay Lohan is making headlines, no she is not posing nude for Playboy again. However, she did pose for more pictures for some new advertising campaign. You can see all of the pictures below, they actually don’t look that bad. But, after her horrible Playboy shots, anything is really an improvement. It’s not all good news for Lindsay, though. The second shot of Lindsay today, is a second shot of unpaid taxes! Apparently, Lindsay Lohan failed to pay $93k in federal income taxes from 2009. Lindsay Lohan claims she had no idea she owed that much because she thought she had accountants to take of all of her taxes. Sources have told TMZ that Lindsay Lohan recently cleaned house and replaced most of her business team. That girl just can’t stay out of trouble, can she? It’s always something with her. The sad part is that I believe her when she says she had no idea about it. You think she keeps up with that stuff? Heck no. That is why celebrities need to have a few people they can actually trust to handle that stuff. You can’t just be hiring Moe Joe from H&R Block. Get it together, Lindsay!
 

Sorry Folks! Irina Shayk will not be posing for Playboy

Yeah, I know I was heartbroken when I heard the news, too. The hot lingerie model recently told the new issue of Esquire UK the following heartbreaking news… “I would never do Playboy. Yes, I am a lingerie model, but I have class. Playboy offered me so much money last year. I was like: ‘No. Way.’ “All right, Naomi Campbell and Claudia Schiffer did it. But they did it at the end of their career and it was classy. I think of myself as a cover girl. But I would never do some kind of cheesy magazine.”   Psh, what a turn off. Who wants a girl that has respect for herself? Give me Paris Hilton, give me Lindsay Lohan, and give me Rosie O’Donnell…okay I may have taken that a little too far. But, come on Irina! Playboy isn’t so bad, I mean at least think about it for your fans. Think about how much joy would bring them! Think about how much time guys all over the world would be spending in their bathroom because they have a, “stomach ache.” I just don’t think you should shut the door on it so fast. You are a lingerie model…yeah it’s classier than Playboy, but by how much? Is it really that different? You’re still selling your body for money. It’s just you are covering up all the good parts! You are such a tease, Irina. I am disappointed.
 

The Twelve Babes of Christmas: Revisiting December’s Hottest Hotties!!!

I may be a woman, but I know hot when I see it!!! So, in honor of the Christmas season, I’ve made a little collection for you… The Twelve Babes of Christmas, where I will show you the hottest of the hotties for this month of December! This Christmas season has been — believe it or not — a good month for sexy bikini pictures… or, in LiLo’s case, sexy pictures wearing nothing at all! So, grab some eggnog (and maybe some tissue) and sit back and enjoy December’s hottest hotties: The Twelve Babes of Christmas! The Twelfth Babe of Christmas — Erin Heatherton, Leo Dicaprio’s new blonde bombshell, at the Victoria Secret fashion show.   The Eleventh Babe of Christmas — J Woww who shows off her sexy curves and her new bikini line.   The Tenth Babe of Christmas — Ahh, yes. Who could forget this pic of Miranda Kerr on the Victoria Secret catwalk? Not I. HOT!   The Ninth Babe of Christmas — And who could forget this one — when we all realized that LeAnn Rimes was actually hot!!!   The Eighth Babe of Christmas – Tara Reid lookin’ foxy as fuck… puttin coins in the meter. Well, whatever — she still looks good! Just try not to picture what’s BENEATH that tight red dress. The Seventh Babe of Christmas — Wow… Who would’ve thought that Snooki EVER would’ve made this list? Still… she looks good!   The Sixth Babe of Christmas — Farrah Abraham, the terrible mother that’s still hot as hell, and makes this list ONLY because of that tight little white bikini.   The Fifth Babe of Christmas — Rhianna in her new video You Da One where she is near naked, wearing only a skin-colored leotard.   The Fourth Babe of Christmas — I know this pic wasn’t taken in December, but it still earns Hope Dworaczyk a spot on this list cause… Dayam!!!   The Third Babe of Christmas — LiLo, of course, earns this spot for her bikini clad not-supposed-to-be-posed pic… Still, she looks good!   The Second Babe of Christmas — I have no freakin CLUE who this chick is, but Candace Swanepoel, unheard of or not, deserves this spot! My God, this chick is fucking gorgeous!!!   The First Babe of Christmas — Okay, I hope you weren’t expecting something different, because — from the buzz alone — I’ve got to give this spot to Lindsay Lohan for her Playboy pic. She may have been airbrushed all to hell… but it’s still hot!!!
 

Lindsay Lohan showed her vajayjay for the Playboy shoot

Shown here getting knocked down by her own garage door, because spreading your legs in-front of your little sister (Ali went with her because Dina wanted the little one to learn the ropes) and prune-balls Hugh can only be celebrated by taking down a crane of Stoli, Lindsay Lohan earned her $1million check by going full frontal. Which means Dina realized Lindsay’s European “tour” did not bring in the expected cash she needed for that family vacation to Hawaii. “Lindsay, baby, we’re scratching operation “Italian handjobs”. That’s small time. I have something way, way bigger in mind. But very tasteful and classy. Now, hurry, our appointment for a brazilian wax is at 3.”

Via TMZ:d

TMZ has learned, the actress will BARE ALL in her upcoming spread … i.e. the holy trifecta … or as one source close to Playboy put it, “boobs, ass, and vag.”
… Reports circulated Lindsay would pull one of those lame semi-nude fiascos — all sideboob, no fun — but sources close to Hef & co. tell us, that is NOT the case. Lindsay did insist the photos be “tastefully done,” but we’re told she’s still going the full monty.

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Lindsay Lohan gets close to $1million to pose naked

Voila some very grainy photos of Lindsay Lohan on her way to a meeting place where she would take her clothes off, and while the sentence i just conjured up means absolutely nothing because that’s the everyday schedule that Dina draws up on a napkin for her daughter, trust me, this walk towards what will ultimately be a porn studio led to a mansion where Lindsay got naked for Playboy. Apparently, Lindsay asked for $1 million because her awareness of her crotch’s value is astounding, and Hugh Hefner actually agreed to pay somewhere in the vicinity of that. Which tells me he’s nearing the final stages of Alzheimer’s and soon enough the Playboy mansion will be full of 60-year old grandmas with droopy tits and a penchant for leaving their dentures on the kitchen table. Dina reported that the photo-shoot went well, which in her lingo means she licked the check and it proved to be authentic and that Lindsay scored a bag of coke as a bonus in the end.

PS: The other two pics are of Lindsay taking a break after cleaning morgue toilets and dead people’s sheets. I hear the shoot was inspired by this: “Now Lindsay, bend over the toilet, arch your back and seductively lick that toilet brush. Oh yeah, keep going, keep going, this hot!!”

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Sophie Monk somehow turned down $1million offer to do Playboy

Because today it’s “believe whatever bullshit D-listers come out with” day, Sophie Monk, you know, the chick who’s been topless more times than Mel Gibson had Jew-fueled DUIs, has turned down $1million offer to do Playboy because it would hurt her movie career. You’re allowed to laugh.

Here’s parts of the interview she gave to an Australian radio station:

‘I got offered Playboy, the cover.’

‘They’re trying every angle to get me to do it. They’re relaunching the whole thing and making it old school again because it kind of lost it for me.’

When I was younger, I was like “I want to be on Playboy”. My mum was a Playmate. She was hot.’‘They’ve offered me a million dollars, and it’s negotiable how much you show.’

‘Some people are like, no,’ . ‘My agent said it could stop me getting movies.’

‘I’ve done a movie as not myself for like $2.50 showing my boobs, but being me naked selling magazines for men to get excited over is a different story for me, personally.’

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Pamela Anderson classes herself up for London

And by classing herself up we mean wearing a jacket on top of her silk see-through shorts, and giving us only partial crotch view. Somehow meeting the Queen brings out the modesty and grace in everyone, doesn’t it? We’re messing with you, she was on her way to the Playboy club to hand out condoms at the “aged and burnt” bunny corner. Oh, and she did enter the club with one guy and left with another. With age does come wisdom, doesn’t it…that and itchy genitals.

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Playboy Playmate Arrested for Bringing a Loaded Gun to an Airport

Playboy Playmate Shanna McLaughlin – also known as “Miss July 2010″ and the winner of PlayboyTV’s Shoot Out reality show – was arrested at Orlando’s airport today after TSA found a loaded .45 Colt revolver in a duffel bag that she intended to bring on airplane.

Fun facts about Shanna McLaughlin:

She has a license to carry concealed weapons but did not have it on her; she loves to dance, fish, and snowboard; her measurements are 34DD-26-36; her idea of a great date is dinner under moonlight; and she said the gun belonged to her boyfriend, and that she did not know it was in her bag.

 

Hugh Hefner’s Bedroom Welcomes Another Blonde

Boom! Rebound! Hugh Hefner is dating a new Playboy model, 25-year-old Anna Sophia Berglund. She was Playmate of The Month in January, and you will find this absolutely shocking, but she is blonde. Apparently she and Hef are already calling each other “babe,” although it’s possible that from time to time she may slip up and call him “bank.” She’s moved into Hef’s room, and on movie night, they were seen kissing and cuddling. I almost typed “curdling,” which somehow also seems possible.

The older Hefner gets the younger looking his “girlfriends” seem to get. At this rate his final “girlfriend” will be a 2 year old toddler if he doesn’t kick the bucket soon.

 

Karissa Shannon in a Bikini…Yet Again

Here’s Karissa Shannon strutting around in a bikini over the weekend, where the paparazzi she has on standby were waiting per their agreement to snap her doing these oh-so-realistic poses.

But hey, who cares if she keeps on staging all these photos, we are more than happy to ogle at women who have had Hef’s fingers in them, or as we like to call them, Hef’s bowling balls. You go, Grampa!

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Bridget Marquardt in a Pink Bikini

Here’s former Hugh Hefner arm-candy/Girl Next Door Bridget Marquardt prancing around and posing in a bikini for a photo shoot  in LA today. Here I thought Kendra let herself go. Least she can blame the baby for her saggy body. What a butterface Bridget is, and possibly a butterbody… Wait, who am I kidding, I’d totally receive a Cleveland Steamer from her. But still, this just makes me appreciate how hot Holly is.

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Karina Smirnoff of Dancing With the Stars Poses Nude for Playboy

For those of you who are fans of “Dancing With The Stars,” we have some crazy exciting news for you: Karina Smirnoff totally posed naked for Playboy! And we have all of the pictures right here.

Alternately: if (like us), you’ve never watched “Dancing With The Stars,” we have some equally exciting news for you. We have pictures of a hot lady who posed for Playboy! And she’s wearing ballet shoes for some reason!

(Yes, no matter what your level of knowledge is about America’s favorite show (yes, apparently it is), we totally have the copy to go with these naked pictures for you. College degrees at work!)

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Karina Smirnoff in a Bikini & About to be in Playboy

Here is Karina Smirnoff of Dancing With the Desperate Stars chillaxing in a bikini in the Caribbean, and don’t tell your mom, but Karina, will appear nude in the May issue of Playboy magazine. Well, you know what, your mom probably won’t be that upset. Just tell her after she’s had a couple of glasses of wine some night and she’ll probably shake her head and say “Oh really? Oh dear. Well, at least it’s not Julianne. But I gotta ask, when’s Tom Bergeron going to do his nude photoshoot? How long do I have to wait?”

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Christina Hendricks Was in Playboy Back in 1999

Well I’ll be damned, Christina Hendricks was actually in Playboy back in the day when we had cellphones with aerials. Ha! We were so primitive back then… These photos are from a feature about shooters (think booze, not gun wielding Arizona lunatics) in Playboy’s July 1999 issue, and in case you don’t recognize her without those mountain sized breasts and the hair the color of a velvet cupcake, she is the one on the far right. Apparently 12 years ago she was 50lbs less talented.

I know she’s gained a lot of weight since, but how did she manage to make 98% of it go to her boobs? It’s almost as if some alie…… HOLY SHIT BATMAN!!! I forgot what I was about to type, because I just ran my eyes over the top picture again and while at first look I was distracted by the lateral quads on Mister Overtanned and coming to terms with the fact that Christina’s huge boobs might actually be fake *sniff*, I didn’t even notice the booze drinking physco clown in the photo… Clowns usually don’t bother me, but that one does.

*rocks back and forth in corner, weeping* (partly due to the clown, but mostly due to the lack of the majastic twin peaks of Mt. Boob)

 

Toni Braxton’s Ass & Titties, Coming to a Playboy Near You Soon

Toni Braxton wants to do a bit of ‘T and A’ for Playboy. It’s also worth mentioning Toni filed for bankruptcy for the second time in October. She was somewhere between $10 million and $50 million in debt at the time. So I guess she’s planning on showing her ass to keep the IRS off her back for… I dunno, 5 minutes?

Here is her thought process on Twitter last night as she rationalized posing for Playboy:

- New Year, New opportunities. So I have been considering taking up Playboy’s offer to feature me on their cover this year. What you think?

- I would love to pose with Hugh Hefner though. He’s the sexiest guy I know over 30 ;-

- Of course it will be tastefully done :-)

- There are NOT talking that kind of spread! No Susie!!!! Just a lil T and A. They have asked me about 3 times before.

Wait what, Hugh Hefner is the sexiest guy you know over 30? I wouldn’t even call him the sexiest guy over 80. Wouldn’t even call him sexier than the average rotting corpse.

I won’t complain about her being in Playboy though, sounds great to me, I love naked women. But what’s really great is the public humiliation and shame that comes with having to resort to stripping because you aren’t willing to work like the rest of us…, you know the common folk who didn’t make millions of dollars in the mid 90s and fritter it away.  We the commoners revel in seeing how the mighty have fallen. “Schadenfreude” is what I believe the kids are calling it these days.

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Hugh Hefner engaged to Playmate Crystal Harris

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Hugh Hefner has got engaged to his girlfriend Crystal Harris. The 84-year-old Playboy mogul gifted her a sparkling engagement ring on Christmas Eve and announced over Christmas that he is ready to wed the 24-year-old hottie, who was December 2009’s Playboy Playmate.

Hef announced the exciting news and shared his joy with friends and fans by jotting a series of messages on his Twitter account,

After the movie tonight, Crystal & I exchanged gifts. I gave Crystal a ring. A truly memorable Christmas Eve. When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears. This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory. Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring. I didn’t mean to make a mystery out of it. A very merry Christmas to all.

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Hugh Hefner is Getting Married to Playmate Crystal Harris

HOLY SHIT! We here at The Daily Fix are officially psychic, because we posted some random pictures of Playboy girl Crystal Harris last week and mentioned that she was currently Hugh’s only girlfriend as well as a fan of old wrinkly cocks. Well now as it turns out the old bastard has gotten engaged to her sweet looking ass. Lottery here we come!

NY Daily News reports:

Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner celebrated the holidays with his newest plaything – announcing his engagement to bombshell girlfriend Crystal Harris.

Hefner, 84, said in a Twitter message from the Playboy Mansion in Hollywood that he’d given a ring to Harris, a 24-year-old former Playmate.

Harris, who posed for Playboy in her birthday suit last December, burst into tears at the news that the octogenarian mogul wants to tie the knot, he tweeted.

“This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory,” Hefner wrote.

Hefner later tweeted a second time to let friends and fans know that ring was not simply a Christmas gift for the sexy gal pal.

“Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring,” the mogul wrote. “I didn’t mean to make a mystery out of it. A very merry Christmas to all.”

Right now just to put a sick mental imagine into your heads here is what ex-girlfriend Izabella St. James’ said in her memoir Bunny Tales regarding Hef’s sexual relationship with ex-girlfriend Holly Madison:

At around midnight, Hef would take his Viagra; it was always wrapped in a crumpled Kleenex (although Holly bought him a nice Tiffany pillbox once, he always stuck to his habits).

Hef would lie on his back in the middle of the bed, and as some of us were getting stoned or drinking Dom, he would cover himself in baby oil. Many of the girls he slept with would get yeast infections, which they blamed on the baby oil…Holly would start off the festivities by orally pleasuring Hef until he became erect…when it was confirmed that no one else wanted to “go,” it would be Holly’s turn to assume the position. (That appeared to be the distinguishing mark of the number one Girlfriend—not only was she the only one who had sex with him regularly, but she was the only girl that ever had that particular kind of sex with Hef.) Holly was always quick and full of moans and groans and “oh daddy” shout-outs. After that came to the grand finale: Hef masturbated while watching the porn, and Holly sucked on his nipple.


Need… pictures of kittens…. NOW… must get that image out of my head!

Your a lucky lucky girl Crystal!

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Meet Playboy Playmate Crystal Harris, The Current Girlfriend of Hugh Hefner

You might not know much about Crystal Harris, but Hugh Hefner sure knows her. Because she is currently his only girlfriend. So either the old fart is getting too old to handle several women at a time or he really just digs Crystal here enough to become exclusive with the blonde.

Hugh says: “She’s very real, and although she has her aspirations, the major thing in her life is our relationship. The problem with some of the other girls is that there were other motivations, their careers. This is more like true love. She is, as they say, ‘the real deal.’

Right Hugh, bet you won’t be saying that in 2 years, when she is way too old for your wrinkly cock, 25 or so. Until then here are some pictures of the girl that makes Hugh take his daily Viagra.

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Pamela Anderson is on the Cover of Playboy for a Record 13th Time

Sweet, an actress who hasn’t been relevant in 10 years is on the cover of a magazine that hasn’t been relevant in 20 years. This just further illustrates the downward spiral of Playboy Magazine. Recycling old used up models is about what I expect from them these days. Oh, and then there’s this quote from Pamela last September:

“My children are made fun of because I have posed naked,” confessed actress and model, Pamela Anderson while attending a Playboy party during a two day tour in Bucharest. “When you pose, you are not thinking that one day you will have children who will see it,” added the 43 year old mother of two during an interview with Romanian channel, Pro TV.

Guess she changed her mind then… a hoe’s gotta eat too I guess. The question is how much overtime did the photoshopper get on this because this hag is so old her first set of pictures were airbrushed by Michelangelo.

Check out the pictures from the scratch-n-sniff Hepatitis edition of Playboy below, along with a poem Pamela wrote. Yeah we know, we didn’t think she could write either.

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Nicole Scherzinger is a walking energy pill

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Here’s Nicole Scherzinger displaying some sexy shades of her personality at the Playboy Energy Drink party. Now, I’m not sure if that energy drink from Playboy can actually help you out from the sulk but these sizzling pics of Nicole can act as the perfect stuff to rejuvenate your body and mind. Thumbs up for Nicole! She’s a clear winner. Check out the gallery after the jump.
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Kendra Wilkinson is on the December Cover of Playboy

“How is this possibly news, isn’t she that Playboy slut who was banging Hugh Hefner for a few years?” I hear you ask. Well yes, Kendra has been in Playboy a bunch of times but recently she claimed that she had turned down Playboy and didn’t ever want to do another photo shoot with them. Which is why her being on the cover of the December issue was a bit odd at first, until Kendra cleared things up for us on her blog:

Hey guys! So I wanted to clear something up really quick! A lot of you saw on my show that I was struggling to decide whether to pose for Playboy again or not. I AM on the December cover of Playboy but it wasn’t from a recent shoot. The photos are from a shoot I did 2 years ago when I was still living in the mansion. I’m flattered to be on the cover again and as you all know Playboy has a very special place in my heart! I just wanted you guys to know I didn’t recently pose.

No shit that the photos aren’t recent. She’s not wearing a billowy shirt or pleated swimsuit to hide her pregnancy-ravaged gut. Although I’ll happily fap to any pre-baby belly pictures of her so thank you Playboy.

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Oksana Grigorieva says ‘NO’ to for ‘full nude’ spread

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There were reports that Mel Gibson’s ex-partner, Oksana Grigorieva, was approached by Playboy to do a ‘full nude’ spread for the magazine for $75,000. Well, the latest reports suggest that a Playboy issue with naked Oksana will never see the light of the day because Oksana has rejected the offer in plain words.

TMZ reports,

Oksana Grigorieva will not consider Playboy’s offer to pose in the magazine ... not now, not ever. Steve Jaffe, Oksana’s PR guy, tells TMZ ... “Not now, not ever, nor for any amount of money, would our client, Oksana Grigorieva, even consider any offer to pose for Playboy. Someone might have sent an email to one of her representatives but that’s not news.” TMZ first reported ... Playboy offered O.G. the cover, writing to one of Oksana’s reps in an email dated October 15 and obtained by TMZ, “It would be $75k with cover try.”

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Playboy Playmates Try on Slutty & Sexy Halloween Costumes

Playboy Playmates Nicole Narain (the brunette), Tiffany Jordan (blonde), and Christi Shake (red head) went Halloween costume shopping and they just so happened to bring a photographer along so we could ogle at the kind of ladies that slutty Halloween costumes really are made for, well their bodies that is, their faces not so much. They could easily be posing for Butterface Monthly for they all kinda look like the vampires from Dusk till Dawn.

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JWoww Turned Down a $400,000 Playboy Offer

Jersey Shore star JWoww was offered $400,000 to strip for Playboy, but she has decided not to collect that paycheck. “I am not going to do Playboy in the near future,” she told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Wednesday. “There is a better opportunity out there, which everybody will probably see soon.”

I hope that better offer is  to have her gigantic bazooms hooked up to a milking machine to sell her dairy products to kinky foreign billionaires. Or Hustler… that would be sweet too.

JWoww then went on to say she and Snooki were planning on moving in together, so obviously the two must be getting a TV spin-off which raises an interesting question: What in the hell could posing for Playboy possibly hurt?

If anything it’s a slap in the face for Playboy. When you can’t get a two-bit skank like THIS to show her tits for nearly a half a million green ones, then it’s pretty obvious that things are going the wrong way.

 

Playboy Makes The Hottest Workout Videos

It’s about time you took your health a little more seriously, son. All it takes is one long weekend with sun, fun and 10 too many hot dogs/Long Island ice-teas to make you rethink your dietary choices and exercise habits. Playboy bunnies Jamie Graham and Jordan Monroe are here to help, with some tutorials on the best exercises to get you to break a sweat. So get out your “exercise equipment” and fap fap away.

 

Playboy Chicks Zombify Themselves

Just because a chick is an undead monster risen from the grave with maggots crawling around in the gashes of her face, that doesn’t mean I still don’t want to go completely necrophilic on her sweet silicone ass.

As proven by a bunch of Playboy Playmates who decided to give themselves a bit of a “make-down” and become one of the living dead.

Vote for your favorite by clicking here

Jaime Edmondson
Miss January 2010

Kayla Collins
Miss August 2008

Kassie Lyn Logsdon
Miss May 2010

Jessica Hall
Cyber Girl, Playboy Radio Host

Heather Rae Young
Miss February 2010

Andrea Lowell
Playboy Radio Host

Amy Leigh Andrews
Miss April 2010

Patrice Hollis
Miss September 2007

 

Saturday Siren – Brande Roderick

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Here’s Brande Roderick daring you to hit the bullseye in some sexy photoshoot and earning a place on CelebGuru as this weekend’s Saturday Siren. Brande Roderick is an American model and actress known for her appearances in Baywatch and Playboy. She’s 36! Enjoy the gallery after the jump.
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Meet Playboy Coed Sydney Barlette

Meet Sydney Barlette, who’s lucky enough to be Playboy Coed of the Month (bet her dad is all kinds of proud of his little girl now). Majoring in interlocution at the University of Houston, Sydney’s into “interfacing with humans-especially friendly and goal-oriented ones”, whatever that means. After graduation, she’d like to put her degree to use at a magazine or TV station. For now, she’s happy eating pizza and partaking in what she describes as random naked pillow-fights with friends at school. Umm, yeah, we’re OK with that, if we’re allowed to watch that is.

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Kim Kardashian is Furious at Playboy

Seems Kim has forgotten the only reason why she and her enormous ass are famous, as she is fuming at Playboy for having released 7 new pictures from her famous 2007 pictorial for the magazine.

Kim had this to say not that long ago about her original photoshoot and the pictures released then:

“I’m sorry I did Playboy. I was uncomfortable,” she remembers, though at the time she was excited. “Go for it,” she recalls her mother saying. “They might never ask you again. Our show isn’t on the air yet. No one knows who you are. Do it and you’ll have these beautiful pictures to look at when you’re my age.”

A source close to her informs RadarOnline that:

“Kim was really upset that the new photos were released,” a source close to Kim exclusively told RadarOnline.com.”She freaked out that they were out there, she didn’t think that they were going to be seen again.”

Riiiight. The only reason anyone knows who she is because she allowed herself to be filmed by her boyfriend taking it from behind like the slut that she is. That’s it. The only reason. That tape is the basis for any celebrity she or her entire family (except perhaps for that old lesbian Jenner) enjoy and make a living off of. If she actually objects to these pictures it’s probably because they’re too tasteful.

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Heidi ‘plastic’ Montag eyeing another shoot

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Heidi Montag is reportedly in talks with Playboy magazine for a brand new photoshoot worth more than million dollars. Is anyone surprised? Not me, at least. I knew this was coming right from the moment she stepped into the operation theater of that plastic surgeon’s clinic.

The Scoop at MSNBC quotes a source close to the reality TV star as saying,

Heidi would love to do another (Playboy) cover. She is currently speaking with (Playboy photographer) Matthew Rolston (about) a steamy, soapy, shower concept showing her boobs through the shower door. The figure being discussed for the exclusive is in the seven figures. She could use the money, and she’s finally ready to pose topless, so she is negotiating with the magazine.

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Heidi ‘plastic’ Montag eyeing another shoot

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Heidi Montag is reportedly in talks with Playboy magazine for a brand new photoshoot worth more than million dollars. Is anyone surprised? Not me, at least. I knew this was coming right from the moment she stepped into the operation theater of that plastic surgeon’s clinic.

The Scoop at MSNBC quotes a source close to the reality TV star as saying,

Heidi would love to do another (Playboy) cover. She is currently speaking with (Playboy photographer) Matthew Rolston (about) a steamy, soapy, shower concept showing her boobs through the shower door. The figure being discussed for the exclusive is in the seven figures. She could use the money, and she’s finally ready to pose topless, so she is negotiating with the magazine.

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Playboy not afraid of taking on the task of completely airbrushing botched stomachs

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Tara Reid is pissed off that everyone insists on showing pictures of her from 5 or 6 years ago and is taking her clothes off for Playboy to prove to everyone that her old body is a thing of the past:

“I’ve been OK now for the last five or six years but people only show old pictures which is so unfair and that’s part of the reason why I did the Playboy shoot – to show the world this is me and this is what I look like.”

Apparently, having a stomach that looks like the surface of Mars must inevitably lead you to count time in Martian years, so that a few months seem like 5 years. Thankfully, we have no problem telling the time or counting the years and months and so we give you Tara Reid of a few months ago (July 2009). Evidently the only thing that’s changed is Tara’s vision. We’re guessing that’s what happens when you try to lubricate your eyeballs with tequila shots one too many times.