Everyone knows that Hugh Hefner is extremely picky about what and who go into his Playboy magazine; but, it’s safe to say that any celebrity who wanted to be in the mag would be gladly taken. Or… it was. Because, apparently, that is not true at all.
Fox 411 recently got hold of a list of the celebrities that have been waitlisted — or worse, straight up rejected — from posing for the glossy paged nudefest. And, it was simply too hysterical not to share. And, so, without further ado, here are the Playboy’s rejects!!!
Kate Gosselin, aka the chick from Kate Plus 8, is first up on the Playboy Rejects list. When Hef was asked whether or not he’d ever like the momma of eight to appear in his mag, Hugh belted, ‘No! No!’ Well, as if that wouldn’t be embarrassing enough for the Dancing with the Stars star, Hef went on to say ‘I don’t even think she’s a celebrity.’ Oooooh, burrrrrn!
And here we have the Playboy Waitlister. Hef has actually said that he would be ‘more than happy’ for Brit to pose for his mag ’once she can put herself back on the road to recovery.’ Hmm… isn’t that a wee bit backwards?
Kelly actually wanted to be in Playboy mag, but Hugh wasn’t feelin’ it. In fact, his rude as response was that Kelly ‘would need some airbrushing. I can’t see it happening somehow; we don’t airbrush to that extent.’ Wow… asshole much?
Crazily enough, even though Bridge was on the original ‘Girl’s Next Door,’ she couldn’t manage to get into Playboy, though it wasn’t for a lack of trying. But, even though Hef wasn’t digging her pics, he still invited her to be his number 2 gf. Not a bad deal…
Remember that lesbian pop song from back in the day by TATU called ‘All the Things She Said?’ Yeah, well, those girls reportedly really wanted to pose for the mag, but were shot down by both the US and German editions! Ouch!!! And that woulda been hot, too.
Hmm… seems somebody thought they should’ve been in the cougar edition. Fox 411 reported that LuAnne ‘LuAnn was visibly jealous when castmate Kelly Killoren Bensimon was asked to pose for “Playboy,” spouting, “No one asked me!” She later backpedaled, saying, “I think my 15-year-old would have a heart attack if I were to do ‘Playboy.’ It’s not something I really want to do.”’ Yeah… Uhhhh-huh.
You may or may not remember the Partridge Family star, but you sure would’ve had she made it into Playboy like she’d wanted. Because, even though Shirley used to work at the Playboy club when she was younger, she wanted to show off her goodies only LAST YEAR when she was SEVENTY-SIX!!! Fortunately for our corneas, Hef wasn’t feelin’ the test shots she took. And, how crazy is that? Number one, that they even GAVE her test shots. And number two, he’s, like, the same age, and even HE didn’t want to see it. Good call, dude, good call.
You may or may not remember the topless photo scandal where Audrina’s girls were photographed and then ‘accidentally’ leaked. Those pics were actually taken by a photog that Audrina herself hired so that she could submit them to Playboy. But, unbelievably, the mag passed. IKR? Crazy…