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Scary Goldie Hawn saves us from having upskirt nightmares


Yep, that’s Goldie Hawn dangerously near to ripping her facial threadlift off due to a demented laughter (that requires the mouth to stretch like a birth canal) and even more dangerously close to inflicting psychological damage on us by spreading her legs a bit too wide. Goldie who was attending Rachel Zoe’s party at Gramercy Park Hotel in NYC had invited Liv Tyler to accompany her in hope that her own collagen renewal would increase by mere proximity to the baby-faced Liv (we were hoping this was the reason for the semi-psychotic elation, but we think Goose Vodka had more to do with it).