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Macaulay Culkin Rebounds From Mila Kunis With a Porn Star

Seems Macaulay Culkin’s idea of getting over his break up with Mila Kunis is to hop on a plane over to Barcelona, Spain and hook up with a Spanish porn star, whom I’m sure he found browsing the Internet while Mila was off shooting Black Swan and he was all home alone… Culkin can be seen here leaving The Bagdad Live Sex Club in Barcelona with Spanish porn star Irene Lopez (there’s so much awesome in that one sentence that I’ve decided to have it engraved on my tombstone. Which I will use as a coffee table for now, because I’m not dead yet).

So Macaulay, tell us, how does it feel going from a juicy mouth-watering steak to a dumpster dinner with a side of herpes? And what is up with the posture on this whore? I guess that’s what happens when you spend most of your time hunched over men’s laps giving knob polishes.

It seriously looks like he’s been on a bender every day since the break-up. Next we’ll hear him and Charlie Sheen have been swapping whores. At this rate we need to start working on a new Mt. Rushmore, with this move, Caulkin gets on there right next to Charlie Sheen.

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