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Rachel Bilson Being her Hot Self in a Bikini

Rachel Bilson and her boyfriend Hayden Christensen were out and about on a beach this weekend in Barbados. Pictures of Hayden not included, because really, who gives a shit about him… I’m actually just pissed that he gets to see this naked thanks to George Lucas plucking him out of obscurity to take a horribly acted shit on my childhood. And this is me renewing my vow to stab that fat bearded bastard to death with an Snowtrooper action figure.

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Sneak Peek at the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

The first two promo images from this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is out… and they feature last year’s cover girl, the one and only Brooklyn Decker, and Anne Vi, both in teeny red bikinis. This bodes very well. Very well indeed. That is if you are a fan of skimpily clad women. If you aren’t then I suggest you leave before we release the hounds after you.

 

Cheryl Burke in a Red Bikini

This is Cheryl Burke of Dancing with the Stars is in the Dominican Republic flaunting her stuff in a red bikini. Seeing how she is on Dancing with the Stars most of you probably haven’t heard of her. Bangin’ body, but I thought a professional dancer would be a little tighter in the ass and legs region. Guess she has that dancers low center of gravity otherwise known as a junked trunk.

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Salma Hayek Graces a Beach With Her Bikini Wearing Presence

Here’s Salma Hayek in St. Barts yesterday with her daughter Valentina, soaking up the sun and stuff. Oh and 1996 called, they said we can keep the 2010 version. Nothing like time plus pregnancy to turn the hottest chick on the planet into a “handsome woman”.

Naa we joke. Selma could “come” across our border anytime. She is a real woman. She marries a gazillionaire, pumps out a rugrat, and still keeps her giant tookus nice and firm. She works hard to keep herself in shape and still be sexy to men.

She’s not using having had a kid as an excuse to be lay around being a lazy cow, inhaling every morsel of food within a 30 foot radius, and whining that men don’t find her bloated, disgusting flab sexy. She knows what a woman’s figure is supposed to look like (i.e. not a friggin hippopotamus). She knows what she needs to do to remain sexy and she does it. Salma is a smart woman.

We’d be honored to provide a pool-boy services as a sign of our genuine respect, whenever her husband is out of town.

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Ali Landry hits the beach

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I’m not a staunch fan of Ali Landry, but I do have my own reasons to feature her on my blog. For starters, the Doritos Girl is poised to turn 36 this July 21 and still looks deliciously hot in a bikini. Anyway, here she is seen enjoying a playful day at the beach with her daughter Estela and displaying her tight body in a red bikini. I think she has already hacked some components of my heart because I’m planning to feature her once more on my blog exactly a week later when she turns 36. For now, just hit the jump and check out the gallery.
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