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Golden Globe Red Carpet Edition of The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly — OVER 60 PICS INCLUDED!!!

Hello there, Daily Fixers, and welcome to the Golden Globe Edition of The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly! Every year, we see women — and men — make some golden fashion eggs, some fashion flops, and some serious fashion faux pas! And I’m here to bring them all to you! Enjoy, ladies and gentlemen! The Good – Tina Fey Sofia Vergara Sharon Osbourne Sarah Hyland Reese Witherspoon Octavia Spencer Nicole Kidman  Livia Giuggioli with Colin Firth Kathleen Robertson Kate Winslet Kate Beckinsale Julianne Moore Helen Mirren Giuliana Rancic Gerard Butler Emma Stone Elle Macpherson Diane Lane Debra Messing Claire Danes Charlize Theron Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie The Bad – Amanda Peet Amy Poehler Busy Philipps Evan Rachel Wood Glenn Close Heidi Klum Jane Lynch  Jenna Dewan-Tatum with husband Channing Tatum  Julianna Marguiles Julie Bowen  Katharine McPhee Laura Dern Maria Menuonos Mark Wahlberg Mary J Blige Maya Rudolph Melissa McCarthy  Mila Kunis Morena Baccarin  Nicole Richie  Stacy Keibler Viola Davis The Fugly –  Zooey Deschanel  Tilda Swinton  Sarah Michelle Geller Piper Perabo  Salma Hayek Paula Patton Natalie Portman Michelle Williams Madonna Lea Michelle Kyle Richards  Kelly Osbourne Jodie Foster Jessica Biel Freida Pinto  Emily Watson  Dianna Agron      
 

The Spank Bank for 1/12/12

Hello Spank Bankers! I’ve got another round of hot pictures for you. What would you do without me? You’d probably still be filling your spank bank with pictures from the magazines in the grocery store check out line. First up today… People’s Choice Awards Red Carpet: The People’s Choice Awards took place last night and there were a lot of hotties on the red carpet. I showed you some pictures last night and now I am adding a little bit more. Enjoy them all below. The pictures include, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Vanessa Hudgens, Julianne Hough, Nina Dobrev, Lea Michele, Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs. Mayra Suarez: Mayra is a very hot model if you didn’t already know. I wonder how many souls I’d have to sell in order to get a date with her? Probably too many. If you do want to offer up your soul, please e-mail me at givemeyoursoulpleaseireallyneedit@desperate.com Michelle Hunziker: I’m not really sure who she is. I believe she is from Switzerland, which makes her even hotter. Why? I don’t know. I’ve always wanted to date a chick from Switzerland, though. I picture them waking me up every morning with hot chocolate and a hand job.
 

The Red Hot Pictures from the People’s Choice Awards Red Carpet

You like that little title? Red Hot…Red Carpet? You don’t get that kind of lameness anywhere else, folks! Anyway, I went through some of the pictures from the red carpet and picked out some of my favorites. Miley Cyrus: You can always count on her to wear something slutty. You can see her in the pictures below, showing off her chest area. Demi Lovato: What a nice, classy outfit she is wearing. It really brings out her eyes…okay I am just kidding. You can’t help but notice her breasts, it looks like she stuffed some throw pillows down her dress. Vanessa Hudgens: Vanessa Hudgens always looks hot to me. She can do wrong, well except that time when she was doing Zac Efron, what was up with that? Kaley Cuoco: I believe she hosted the show, so that means she probably changed a billion times. I hope the outfits progressively got better because I am not really digging the look. Lea Michele: I’ve never been a big fan of her, but she looked good tonight. I think it is the seductive look she is giving the cameras. Plus her lips look like they taste like cotton candy…and I like cotton candy. I’m sure I will find more pictures for the Spank Bank tomorrow, but for now enjoy this preview.
 

Jennifer Lawrence Was the Sexiest Thing About the Oscars

This is what Best Actress nominee Jennifer Lawrence, from the movie “Winter’s Bone“, looked like on the red carpet of the 83rd Annual Academy Awards last night, hot as shit basically. Even with that constellation of moles on her chest and even though she was sporting the latest in Baywatch evening gowns she made my *insert crude joke with “winter” and “bone” in it here*. She didn’t actually win an Oscar, but she’s only 20 years old, so here’s hoping we’ll be seeing a lot more of her in the future.

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Irina Shayk is Hot. The End.

Here is Irina Shayk looking all kinds of black leather sextastic at some product launch at Macy’s. I’m pretty sure if I ever had a chance to touch this woman’s naked body I’d weep like I’d just seen the face of God kiss a baby that’s flying on gossamer wings into a perfect golden sunset. She really is one hell of a sexy piece of ass. I especially love that she has that bitchy Russian look about her, you know the one, like she’s going to bite you in the scrotum during sex and you’re going to love it. Hot.

I’m even going to go as far as to say that I’m willing to overlook the fact that she had sex with epic douchebag Christiano Ronaldo and give her a second chance with me, that’s just the kind of guy I am.

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I’m pretty sure if I ever had a chance to touch this woman’s naked body I’d weep like I’d just seen the face of God kiss a baby that’s flying on gossamer wings into a perfect golden sunset
 

Rest of the Stars at the 68th Annual Golden Globes

Here are the rest of the stars who attended Sunday’s Golden Globes, all crammed neatly into this post. It was a big night for The Social Network, though Ricky Gervais was arguably the real winner. Here’s a rundown of the Chosen Ones, the lucky few who are toting trophies and facing pleasant salary bumps.

Best Motion Picture – Drama
The Social Network

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama
Colin Firth, The King’s Speech

Best Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical
The Kids Are All Right

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama
Natalie Portman, Black Swan

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical
Paul Giamatti, Barney’s Version

Best Television Series – Comedy or Musical
Glee

Best Director – Motion Picture
David Fincher, The Social Network

Cecil B. DeMille Award
Robert De Niro

Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture
Melissa Leo, The Fighter

Best Actor in a Television Series – Comedy or Musical
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory

Best Actress in a Television Series – Comedy or Musical
Laura Linney, The Big C

Best Foreign Language Film
In a Better World (Denmark)

Best Performance by an Actress in a Series, Mini-Series, or Motion Picture Made for Television
Jane Lynch, Glee

Best Screenplay – Motion Picture
Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network

Best Performance by an Actress in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Claire Danes, Temple Grandin

Best Performance by an Actor in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Al Pacino, You Don’t Know Jack

Best Animated Feature Film
Toy Story 3

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical
Annette Bening, The Kids Are All Right

Best Original Score – Motion Picture
Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, The Social Network

Best Original Song – Motion Picture
“You Haven’t Seen the Last of Me,” Burlesque, written by Diane Warren

Best Television Series – Drama
Boardwalk Empire

Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series – Drama
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Chris Colfer, Glee

Best Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Carlos

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series – Drama
Katey Sagal, Sons of Anarchy

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Christian Bale, The Fighter

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Damage Control: BeBe Winans Brings his Kids to the Red Carpet


With his domestic abuse charge behind him, BeBe Winans put on his “Sunday Best” and hit the red Carpet for BET’s Celebration of Gospel over the weekend.  He brought his kids along to add some family values back to his image.  Flicks of Fantasia, Elise Neal and more under the hood.