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RE: Tulisa sex tape..

 

Is Melissa Rivers Going to Do Porn? Would We Even Want Her To?

Only recently did it come out that Melissa Rivers got with Vivid Entertainment powerhouse, Steven Hirsch. And now, mere days after the relationship hit the media, esteemed (pah!) porn website PornHub.com has approached Rivers about doing a video featuring her and Hirsch. Steven Hirsch, in case you’ve forgotten, is the man behind Pamela Anderson and Kim Kardashian’s sex tapes. Melissa, the infamous Joan Rivers’ only daughter, broke up with her long-time beau Jason Zimmerman only a few months ago; unbelievably, the reason for the split was Zimmerman’s appearance on an adult site. Wow… girl gets around, doesn’t she? There is still no word on whether Rivers and Hirsch are actually going to do the video (Dear God, I hope not…), but I do have for you the text of the letter to Melissa from PornHub.   ‘First off, Congratulations on your recent “Shidduch” with Mr. Steven Hirsch “The King of Porn”! We are very happy to see that you two have hit it off, and are getting to know each other better. I don’t need to tell you that this is big news, and over 16 million visitors who frequent our site everyday are curious to see more of you…. literally. We love our loyal visitors, and always strive to give them what they want to see, and they want to see a celebrity sex tape with YOU! I know your new boyfriend is very well versed in the legalities of these kinds of tapes, and he will explain to you what we’d need in terms of documentation to put this out legally. We would also like to encourage you to include Mr. Hirsch in this tape, since our audience is very curious to see not only how a “Porn King” performs, but what turns HIM on! We at Pornhub.com believe that you are more than just Joan River’s daughter, we believe you are a sexy Jewish American Princess, and to date, there has never been a celebrity sex tape that exploited this genre. We would be willing to offer you a compensation package that could make you well over a million dollars with a generous advance, and 30% of the back end profits, of course this is negotiable. Please get back to us soon, as we’d like to give our visitors the ultimate holiday “stocking stuffer”. Happy Hanukkah to you both, Corey Price VP Marketing Pornhub.com’