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Renee Zellweger gets way too much hate

I know Renee Zellweger isn’t one of the most typically beautiful women in the entertainment industry, but that’s really what I like about her. She isn’t afraid to go out looking less than her best. She is who she is and she doesn’t seem to care if anyone else ‘gets that’. Following her split from Bradley Cooper a few months back, I was a little worried about her. Renee has had bad luck in the relationship department which is something I just don’t understand. She seems like such a relaxed sort of girl. Regardless, here in LA, Renee looks pretty cute, in my humble opinion. I’m sure there will be those who disagree but there’s just always been something about this girl I find appealing.

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Kenny Chesney’s Fatherhood Hopes

Country superstar Kenny Chesney made headlines with his surprise - and short-lived - marriage to actress Renee Zellweger in 2005.

Reflecting on the relationship, he says, "There ain't nothing you can do about it. Just hang on for the ride. Now I look back on it as just another way of getting knocked down on the football field."

Saying he hopes another marriage is "in the cards" for him, Kenny reveals that he also looks forward to becoming a father - eventually.

"I hope I have kids one day. But I don't wake up every day and miss that in my life," the 42-year-old crooner tells Parade.

 

Renee Zellweger’s face can give a man gastric ulcer

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Renee Zellweger attended the L.A. Gay & Lesbian Center’s ‘An Evening With Women’ at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on May 1, 2010 in Beverly Hills and someone should let those lovely lesbian and gay folks know she’s no longer a woman but a walking vessel of acidic fluids (don’t ever stand next to her when she spits a loogie, it’s known to sear flesh). Seriously, when did this woman become as sexy as over-boiled broccoli? Fortunately for the event, Pink was there to bring a touch of femininity and softness to the whole affair. Samantha Ronson totally agrees.

 

Reese Witherspoon Displays Crotch for Wang

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At the opening of a Vera Wang store Reese Witherspoon got so close to being labeled yet another Hollywood tramp… until she held her pussy out of view. Dang it Reese. Even your crotch shots are surprisingly wholesome. … it’s not so much crotch, even, as it is sweaty upper thigh.

But if it’s Reese’s sweaty thigh, it’s good enough for us.

At some point during the night of Wang, Renee Zellweger appeared… presumably to show off how damn skinny she is and how creepy her lips are. But two blonde starlets are better than one. Even if they were looking not as bangable as they usually do.

Sidenote: yes, Reese does look like she has an IQ of 55 in the crotch shot picture. Just be forewarned, you will not want to defile her in any sense of the word once you see the full-sized version. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

Renee Zellweger is like laundry detergent in your eyes

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Renee Zellweger walked the red carpet at the Berlin Film Festival on Wednesday, and we’re certain she didn’t invite Bradley Cooper to this one either, because at this point only Carrot Top or Tilda Swinton (see pic at same event) standing next to her would make her come out on top and not look like a German Nazi experiment aimed at turning a poor Jew into an albino Arian. And either she was practicing her Gollum posture here, or she was trying to scare the little German kids watching this on TV into never playing with bleach. You never know with this one.

 

Bradley Cooper has decided he wants to be in matrimony with a sour lemon

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Here’s to hopping the rumors are false and that Bradley Cooper won’t be locking lips with citric acid for years to come because we’d hate to see that beautiful baby face get crows feet and wrinkles from attempting to keep a straight face while his eyes are running with tears of bitterness upon contact.

Via AceShowBiz:

Bradley Cooper may propose to his girlfriend Renee Zellweger soon. Reports say the actor is ready to take his relationship with the 40-year-old beauty to the next level after dating for just six months. “Bradley has fast-tracked the romance and he’s ready to get married,” an insider tells In Touch Weekly.
The insider additionally reveals that Bradley has chosen the ring which he will use to propose to Renee. “He already has a setting he likes, but he visited various jewelers on 47th Street, including I. Friedman & Son, to look for a stone,” the insider claims.

He reportedly shopped for the engagement ring by himself to avoid drawing people’s attention on January 7, before appearing on “Late Show with David Letterman”. “He wore a hat and dark glasses and just walked right in,” the insider further says on “The Hangover” actor.

Gushing on how Bradley may pop the important question to Renee, the insider believes he will do it in a traditional way. “He is old-fashioned. He’ll probably get down on one knee and propose in a romantic setting – and I wouldn’t be surprised if it was on Valentine’s Day,” the insider says as quoted by In Touch Weekly.

 

Christmas Eve Honey Drops!


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This little bee is still working at her other job, so I thought I’d link to some of my besties.

Love and wishes, Bee

The TOP TEN CHRISTMAS SONGS -Sand Mountain

Tag Heuer releases a new Tiger Woods Watch – Starcasm

David Bowie and Bing Crosby, never gets old- Dipped in Cream

Jake Gyllenhaal’s abs are a Christmas gift, just for you – I need my fix

Kate Hudson channels Kate Moss -Hollywood Tuna

What a sad Christmas for Minnie Driver, her father passed away -I’m Not Obsessed

What modern homemaker isn’t making fantastic fudge for Christmas? -ModernRetroWoman

Sienna Miller doesn’t do snow for Christmas - The Skinny

Was Courtney Love abusing her daughter? -ICYDK

Who wants a Hangover? - SOMG

The Jonas Brothers go for cool - Celebrity VIP

Date night for Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger - Daily Stab

Tila Tequilla lied, again, about being pregnant, again -Bitten and Bound

Two Words: Doll Hands! -Poor Britney

Leann Rimes is lovin’ but who?- Celebrity Smack

Susan Sarandon’s new 31 year old toy is a downgrade fo’ sho’ -Celebitchy

Stars sans makeup. Who looks good, and who uh, doesn’t – popbytes

How Dane Cook can make a comeback? -popeater

Lindsay Lohan gets a bargain - Celebrity Fashion Watcher

Why does Eva Longoria have a perfume? – Celebrity Dirty Laundry

 

Renee Zellweger escapes unhurt in car crash

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Renee Zellweger escaped unhurt Monday morning after her car crashed into another vehicle in Beverly Hills. According to a cop who arrived on the scene, someone made an illegal U-turn in front of her and that resulted in a minor accident.

People reports Lieut. Tony Lee as saying,

A green Ford Explorer made an illegal U-turn in front of her silver Mercedes. Ms. Zellweger was not injured, the damage to her car was very minor. She was very polite and sincere. Ms. Zellweger requested her car be towed from the scene, and also requested that officers call her a cab.

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Motherhood is slavery, says Renee Zellweger

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She is beautiful, she is single and she is also a highly-successful professional. However, in spite of all these positive attributes, Renee Zellweger is not the perfect woman. Anyone who is planning to settle down with her and start a family needs to forego the charm of parenthood, because Renee is not at all comfortable with the idea of motherhood. In her own words, “motherhood is slavery.”

If you have any doubts about her “unique” take on motherhood, listen to what this 40-year-old actress has to say about her experience after spending an evening at her brother’s home with his two children.

My brother has two children now, so I’ve been playing aunt Renee. They’re two and four. It’s chaos. Moms out there, kudos to you. The cool thing about being an aunt is like, I can leave. No offence to my big brother Drew, but that is slavery. I dare you to take a shower. You can’t do anything unless they let you. It’s a dictatorship. They’re little dictators in their crib.

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Jennifer Aniston filming her next failed movie in NYC

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Jennifer Aniston is on the set of her newest flop, we mean film.  Dressed for her character’s job as a New York reporter, the 40-year-old looked office chic.  The film, called “The Bounty,” stars Gerard Butler as a bounty hunter who learns that his ex-wife, played by Aniston, is his next target.  Jennifer probably gets into character by imagining that her real life ex-husband, Brad Pitt, is stalking her in hopes of getting back together.

Speaking of relationships going sour, the unlucky-in-love actress is said to be ‘devastated’ over her most recent snub by Bradley Cooper.  “The Hangover” hunk went out on a couple dates with Jennifer before declaring the “Friends” star ‘just a friend’ and moving on to Renee Zellweger.  We’d be upset if we were dumped for a waif who looks like she eats lemons for breakfast, lunch and dinner, too!  It seems Jennifer is getting over it by throwing herself into her work.  She’s keeping very busy filming “The Bounty” and has six other projects currently in development, according to imdb.com.

 

Renee Zellweger has romantic dinner date with Aniston’s sloppy seconds

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Who does Bradley Cooper think he is?  First he’s caught wining and dining Jennifer Aniston and now this week he’s out romancing Renee Zellweger.  Sure, he’s got a mega hit on his hands with his role in “The Hangover,” but certainly that’s not enough cred to start pulling this much A-list tail already!

Waif-ish Renee, who looks like she could use a good meal, and Bradley were spied getting close during a date at NYC eatery Antonucci.  When it was time for the pair to part, Renee picked up the tab and then left first to throw off the paparazzi.  But, they did get some interesting shots of her as she called for a cab.  Here she is doing her best Sieg Heil.  Do you think she’s practicing in case she gets cast in a Nazi movie?  We hear those things do well at the Oscars.