You would imagine Lindsay Lohan’s 217 driving violations and hitting a baby stroller that one time with her car would be enough for the DMV to keep her from driving, but LiLo believes her being denied driving privileges has more to do with the paparazzi being constantly on her tail, so she’s asking her lawyer to get a restraining order prohibiting them from chasing her and her car Herbie.
According to TMZ:
As we first reported, the L.A. County Probation Department — along with the DMV — have given Lindsay the green light to drive again. And Betty Ford was down with it as well.
But sources involved in the decision tell TMZ … just when Lindsay was supposed the get the keys, Betty Ford decided it was too much of a safety risk to put Lindsay behind the wheel, because the paparazzi were creating an unsafe driving situation.
We’re told Lindsay emailed her lawyer this weekend — with pictures attached showing the paps following her — asking the attorney to go to court for the restraining order.
Sources say no decision has been reached on whether a restraining order is a viable option. In the meantime, Lindsay is still stuck in park.
The paparazzi whose cell phone caller ID gets touched with Lindsay Lohan’s name on an hourly basis are so confused right now. We all know she calls the papps ahead of time to let them know where she is and where she is going, so she can get some $ in kickbacks. She clearly just likes to flip flop on everything.
One week she likes dick, the next week vag. One week she doesn’t have a drinking or drug problem, the next week she is crying out for help since she spent a weekend doing a Mick Jagger. One week she’s all “hey look at me papz, my clit is hanging out LOLZ!”, the next she’s blowing her rape whistle on them.
But look on the bright side LiLo, without the paparazzi we would never have seen that awesome picture of you next to that “Sober Shine Award” sign that you probably stand next to 17 hours a day, hoping someone sees you and realises how great you are doing in rehab.
The paps whose cell phone caller ID gets touched with Lindsay Lohan’s name on an hourly basis are so confused right now. We all know she calls the papps ahead of time to let them know where she is & is going, so she can get a tens of thousands of dollars in kickback. Well the paparozzo that she approves of at least.
She clearly just likes to flip flop on everything.
One week she likes dick, the next week vag.
One week she doesn’t have a drinking or drug problem, the next week she is crying out for help since she spent a weekend doing a Mick Jagger.
One week she’s all “hey look at me papz, my clit is hanging out LOLZ!”, the next she’s blowing her rape whistle on them.
