Damn it, they’re still staring at my face, aren’t they…
Katie Price as uber-slutty orange monster-nipple Mrs. Claus promoting her new book…I’m guessing about porn??
Kelly Brook filming horror flick Heavy Metal. Will it be as awesome as Piranhas 3D??
Jessica Biel turned into a tough motorcycle chick for Elle. “Are we done here? I have a mani-pedi with Justin at 3pm.”
Harper’s Bazaar digs up Eva Herzigova, Helena Christensen, Cindy Crawford, Yasmin LeBon and Naomi Campbell to pose as Duran Duran.
Amanda Seyfried shows off her tiny bit of baby fat.
Megan Fox has nothing going on for her now, so she might as well put her purse in front of her belly and get those pregnant rumors going.
Denise Richards is back with Richie Sambora who just got out of rehab. “There’s just something about a crazy drunkard or a mentally-ill coke head that I find incredibly alluring. I just can’t put my finger on it…”
