
Here’s Elisabetta Canalis on Roberto Cavalli’s yacht in Cannes yesterday, wanting us to think she is still George Clooney’s girlfriend, but we all know that isn’t . Because as we all know, George Clooney who goes through cocktail waitresses like toilet paper. Seriously, I saw him use one the other day just to wipe mud off his tires. Then he balled her up and threw her at the neighbor kid for stepping on his lawn. True story.

























