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Lindsay Lohan is Still Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is taking some pre-trial “quiet time” in New York, which in the last two days has consisted of the following: Clubbing, clubbing, clubbing and kissing a “mystery man,” clubbing with the guy from The A-List who brags about being her bestie, clubbing and drinking only water, clubbing with Tyson Beckford, hanging out with (and probably sciscoring) Samantha Ronson at the Standard Hotel, clubbing with a Knicks basketball player, and going to a Knicks game with her siblings.

Page Six says…

On Wednesday, Lohan hit the scene at The Lion before visiting two clubs where she was spotted kissing a mystery man. She even managed to fit in a secret rendezvous with former girlfriend Samantha Ronson at the Standard Hotel earlier that afternoon, although they were spotted leaving separately.
Lohan insisted she wasn’t drinking and carried a water bottle all night.
A source told us, “There was no way she was going to stay home with her mom. She had dinner, and then, bringing along her water bottle, went clubbing to SL, where she hung out with Tyson Beckford and got in the booth with DJ Phresh. She seemed totally sober and upbeat. She asked if Sam Ronson had been there the night before.”
Lohan requested several songs before she was approached by Knicks star Jared Jeffries, who asked for a photo. Another source said, “Tyson was telling her, ‘You’re so amazing, you’re so beautiful, you’re so talented. It would be so sad to see that talent go to waste.’ They cheered with water.” Lohan then took the party to 1Oak and made out with “some random guy,” a spy said.
“Her family is furious. She’s supposed to be spending time with them and deciding if she’ll take a plea deal. It’s almost as if she thinks she may as well have one last final fling.”

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Samantha Ronson’s Dog is a Killer

Sam Ronson, Lindsay Lohan’s dyke DJ of an ex-girlfriend, has been named in a brutal dog attack that occurred near her L.A. apartment. Sometime around 11am, a person called 911, claiming a “pit bull” attacked a smaller dog and then attacked the smaller dog’s female owner.

When officials arrived at the scene, the smaller dog was dead and its owner suffered only minor injuries. Law enforcement officials believe that the aggressive bitch of a dog-owner was Sam Ronson. The dog’s home address corresponds to Sam’s apartment.

The dog that Sam owned, and that killed a small Maltese, was actually a bulldog. Even celebrities need to train their damn dogs. As punishment, Sam should be forced to date Lindsay again.

 

Lindsay Got Her Old Lawyer Back. Is Now in Court.

Lindsay got her gal back! … no, not that DJ dyke Samantha Ronson… but her lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley. She was by Lindsay Lohan’s side in court this morning, representing her after Robert Shapiro bailed. Holley quit earlier this month, because Lindsay was an uncontrollable client, but since Lindsay Lohan is in a pickle she did the good thing and represented her this morning.

Lindsay must be pissed at Shapiro – most likely he was just using her case and celebrity to get publicity for his sober living house (which she stayed at leading up to the trial). She believes that is the only reason he agreed to rep her and sold her a bill of goods.

….but unfortunately, even with all of this last minute game changing, it’s probably not going to stop Lindsay from going to jail. Stay tuned to find out when fire crotch is headed for the slammer to get her naughties touched by some dirty prison non-Gaga lesbians.

 

Some Dykey DJ Visits Lindsay Lohan

Even though things aren’t looking good for LiLo (what with being isolated in prison and not being able to shower)… at least she was getting visitors at her pre-prison rehab facility. Samantha Ronson was seen leaving Pickford Lofts rehab facility after paying Lindsay Lohan a visit.

And what we hope was a very romantic, steamy visit. The type with fake police uniforms and whips… because that’s what famous, dirty lesbians are all about, right? Hopefully Samantha won’t be too jealous that Lindsay is going to be getting tons of attention from some other gross lesbians.

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Lindsay Lohan hits back at Joan Rivers

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I don’t know what exactly made Joan Rivers go ballistic and attack Lindsay Lohan over her personal problems (read: LiLo’s infamous court appearance with cuss word painted on her middle fingernail), but here’s how she had reacted on her Twitter page,

Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge.

Though Samantha Ronson acted with lightning speed to defend her ex-girlfriend with a verbal attack aimed at Rivers, LiLo slammed Rivers with a hard-hitting misslie of her own on her Twitter page. In her own words,

Joan Rivers and her ’stargument’ make me believe that she and Michael Lohan are a match made in heaven. All he needs is her botox doctor. ‘Dr.’ Drew - any ideas? Botox rehab reality show? In the words of 50 cent... ‘You shouldn’t throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth’.

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Lindsay Lohan flips back to lesbo-style with hot new cougar girlfriend

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Say hello to Julia Indrani Pal-Chaudhuri – for short, Indrani – the 36-year-old photographer who is rumored to be Lindsay Lohan’s new girlfriend.

The two, who reportedly met at a photo shoot last fall, have been seen together frequently, including at what Fox.com is calling a “sensual” Mother’s Day photo shoot.

Indrani , one half of the lens duo Klinko & Indrani, told New York Post today that she and Lohan “have been spending a lot of time together. I have never had a relationship with a woman before, but Lindsay is just somebody who I find fascinating, gorgeous and extremely smart, as well as super-hot.”

When asked about the alleged affair by Us Weekly, Lohan said, “No, no, no… In NO way am I dating her.”

Lohan , 23, is in France for the Cannes Film Festival and is facing some major DUI court drama , with an upcoming probation hearing May 20. In the last six months, she has been fired from a movie set, broken up with her former lover, DJ Samantha Ronson, and  has  been photographed stumbling from parties and clubs.

Klinko , Indrani’s business partner, told the New York Post that the photographer, a Princeton grad, is “the opposite of a party girl” and is “a good influence on Lindsay.”

Indrani followers on Twitter have a lot to read into. On May 16, she tweeted about Linda Lovelace – the porn icon Lindsay is portraying in an upcoming biopic – as being “hot!!!”

Two days later she gleefully tweets that she’s “sitting in the sun celebrating still being alive.”

Also, when questioned about her involvement to Lohan,  Indrani tweets back “to be or not to be may be. ”

 

Renee Zellweger’s face can give a man gastric ulcer

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Renee Zellweger attended the L.A. Gay & Lesbian Center’s ‘An Evening With Women’ at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on May 1, 2010 in Beverly Hills and someone should let those lovely lesbian and gay folks know she’s no longer a woman but a walking vessel of acidic fluids (don’t ever stand next to her when she spits a loogie, it’s known to sear flesh). Seriously, when did this woman become as sexy as over-boiled broccoli? Fortunately for the event, Pink was there to bring a touch of femininity and softness to the whole affair. Samantha Ronson totally agrees.

 

Lindsay Lohan dumped from new movie

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Lindsay Lohan was axed from a movie because she’s not “bankable” — this according a source connected with the production of the flick.

Lindsay was slated to star in “The Other Side,” a movie about a grad student working on a deserted island.

David Michaels, the writer/director, told TMZ, “Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we’ll soon be announcing a replacement.”

But sources connected with the film say that the people financing the film were skittish about relying on Lindsay.

The movie also stars Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette.

And there’s this twist … at one point Brittany Murphy was attached to the movie.

FYI, the picture above is of Lindsay stumbling out of Trousdale Friday night, wasted and disoriented…right after attacking Samantha Ronson with a glass.

Eyewitnesses say that Ronson was sitting at a table when Lindsay stormed up “like a bat out of hell” and reportedly tossed a drink Sam’s way.

“Everyone was shocked,” says a source. “The night was going fine, and all of a sudden, for no apparent reason, Lindsay walked up and caused a huge scene.”

 

Lindsay Lohan no court show. Again. And Samantha Ronson spat in her face. Allegedly.

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Lindsay Lohan, has ditched court for a second time this month. She was due to appear in court again on Tuesday after she failed to show last week. And her excuses for her no show are just about as good as they come. First she showed ninety minutes late, pulled up, and then just as quickly speed off without even getting out of her car. She was spotted shopping with her sister not long after. Now she’s citing she couldn’t get a lift to the court house. The passengers were scheduled to take Lindsay’s depo at 10 AM but her lawyer, Ed McPherson, told TMZ she couldn’t get a ride until 11 AM — she’s not allowed to drive as a condition of her probation.

Apparently though she was able to find a ride to Trousdale nightclub in West Hollywood hours later (seen in the picture leaving the club at 2.30am). Although according to her, it didn’t end up too well since Samantha Ronson allegedly spat on her:

Fun @coachella but tonight @ my friernds bday party, @samantharonson spit in my face and left w/ @mileycyrus ’s ex

Samantha Ronson replied:

Guess what didn’t happen tonight……

Conclusion: The romance between these two is by far not dead. At least not until they poke each others eyes out with their dildos or choke each other to eventual death with their anal beads. So come on you guys! Kiss and make up! (and do let us know if you need an extra large dildo. We hear they are just as good as a baseball bat).

 

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson go primal on each other

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We hear Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson got into a fight at Crown Bar on Thursday and started throwing things at each other including bottles, DJ equipment, needles, strap-ons, and a very large vibrator Lindsay had in her purse in case of emergency, that being not finding someone to spend some quiet time in the club’s bathrooms. Unfortunately, someone must have interjected because they’re both still alive and well. Which goes to show you, in Hollywood they have no idea how to kill two birds with one stone. Now if we were them, we would have simply walked over, given them each a meat cleaver, suggested they aim low for the endocrine system and keep our fingers crossed that we’d be staring into a couple of small testes and a pair of torpedo-torn ovaries lying on the floor a few moments later.

Via RadarOnline:”Lindsay was drinking straight out of a bottle of vodka and I saw her take an orange prescription bottle out of her bag and pop a couple of pills that she said were Adderal, she even offered some of the pills to a friend that was with her.
“Lindsay was trying to get Sam’s attention, but she was working and studiously ignored Lindsay. You could see Lindsay getting more and more worked up the more Sam didn’t pay her any attention. At one point Lindsay was dirty dancing with this really pretty girl right in front of Sam, obviously to try and make her jealous.
“Sam just got sick of it all in the end though and started taunting Lindsay about her being all drunk and messed up. She said to Lindsay, “Why don’t you just have another drink?” and even told her, “You’re a disgrace”.
“That made Lindsay just totally flip out on Sam. She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy!”

 

Madonna and Britney Spears’ smooch voted ‘Top Kiss of the Last Decade’

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Madonna and Britney Spears might have had their share of brickbats and praises for their infamous smooch at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards, but now it’s time for some honor and celebration. The lip lock has been voted “Top Kiss of the Last Decade” in a new poll conducted by UK department store Selfridges. The store conducted the poll ahead of its Valentine’s Day kissing booth opening at its London store on February 12.

Contactmusic reports,

Madonna and Britney Spears’ kiss at the MTV Video Music Awards has been voted Top Kiss in a new poll. The on stage smooch during a performance of Madonna’s track ‘Like A Virgin’ in 2003 was voted the most famous smooch of the last decade, according to the poll conducted by UK department store Selfridges. The performance - which also saw Madonna kiss Christina Aguilera - made headlines across the world and is one of the most shocking moments in the history of the music channel’s annual awards.

An interesting fact worth noticing is that six out of the ten top kissing moments were captured by same-sex kisses! Any guesses where the world is heading? Anyway, here’s a big congratulations to Madge and Brits! Check out the top ten kissing moments after the jump.
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DJ Lauren Pope can play with my turntables any day

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If you’re gonna toss a party, and you need a DJ, you MUST hire Lauren Pope. That is, if you can afford her and if she is available. No reason to hire a broken down lesbo like DJ Samantha Ronson. Who wants to smell her ex’s, Lindsay Lohan’s smokers breath….or perhaps something worse. Is Lauren the better DJ? Who cares! She comes with a lot of tunes and not a lot of clothes so unless you’re throwing a party for the scissor sisters of the WNBA, the choice is as clear as the silicone in Lauren’s tits.

 

Video: Lindsay Lohan’s BBC documentary about child trafficking in India


Here’s the first clip of Lindsay Lohan’s BBC documentary about child trafficking in India. Though it’s a very small clip (1:00 running time), it gives a clear picture that there’s still hope for LiLo. And if her concern and expressions (in the vid) are actually genuine, then the first thing LiLo needs to do is find Samantha Ronson and kill her. Now don’t ask me why.

And for those morons who were busy tagging LiLo as attention wh**e and trashing her genuine claims during her India visit as attention-seeking stories, go get a life! She’s helping for a genuine cause. If she wanted publicity, she would have gone for an easier option - flashing her boobs or vag*** - like most of the attention wh**es! Kudos LiLo! Keep it up.

Best moment: NA

 

Samantha Ronson’s penis rejects Aubrey O’Day…again

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This according to the NYPost:

Bisexual Aubrey O’Day was looking to give Lindsay Lohan a run for her money the other night. The Danity Kane singer planted herself on top of a banquette directly in front of Samantha Ronson’s deejay booth and shook everything she’s got at the NASCAR Champion’s party at club Lavo in Las Vegas. A spy said, “She was doing everything to get Samantha’s attention, including grinding her derriere on the glass partition that blocked off the booth.” All to no avail — “Samantha totally ignored her.”

Note to Aubrey: Sam’s penis is only attracted to exposed vertebrae with liver spots who puff out more smoke than an oil-refinery and and whose nose turns into a supercharged version of Hoover when it detects white dust on surfaces.
 

Lindsay Lohan is still hot n’ sexy… confirmed!

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Here’s Lindsay Lohan working up some sexy poses for Muse magazine and giving a proof of her still-alive sexuality. Lol, just kidding. I know LiLo is hot babe forever. It’s just that she has a habit of killing her sexy self by getting entangled in ugly and fruitless associations now and then. But wait... is that a “man” with LiLo in those pics?! Thank God, that spells the end for Samantha Ronson and her stinking association with LiLo. Scope out the remaining pics after the jump.
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Recording: Lindsay Lohan was secretly dating Heath Ledger when he died

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We’re not quick to jump to conclusions here…on second thought, we are: Lilo, what did you do to Heath? Are you the one that deprived us of the best Joker ever?

Jokes aside folks (because in truth, Heath must have had serious issues to begin with if he was willing to risk it all and sleep with an STD time bomb), we’re starting to think Michael Lohan, deep, deep down, is an altruistic SOB. After all, why would he want these tapes released (dow, cough, dow) when Dina is blatantly accusing him of destroying their family? Or is it because we get to find out that Dina also thinks her daughter is not only 200% f***ed up, but also genetically impaired? Michael, you cheeky little bastard!

Here’s the full story:

In a shocking recorded phone conversation between parents Michael and Dina Lohan, Lindsay’s mom reveals the starlet was dating Heath Ledger at the time of his tragic death in January 2008.

“She was dating Heath when he died,” Dina revealed in the recording, posted on RadarOnline.com. “I don’t know if you know that, but I know cause I would drop her off and they were friends. Very, very close, okay?”

In the 2008 audio tape, Dina claims the untimely death of the Australian actor triggered LiLo’s downward spiral. Ledger’s death was ruled accidental as a result of “acute intoxication” caused by a combination of six kinds of pills.

“That f—-d her up,” Dina says. “When she’s drunk or takes an Adderall with it, she will do something like Heath Ledger did in a second without thinking.”

Dina also suggests the 23-year-old’s problems were stemmed from her parent’s tumultuous marriage, a sore subject Lindsay has previously said involved domestic abuse.

“She cannot be alone,” Dina claims. “When she sleeps here she sleeps with me… she has fears from being little and what you did to us.”

Former assistant Jenni Muro was a constant presence in Lindsay’s life, as was another assistant named Laurie. Dina claims that Jenni can provide the help her daughter needs and save her.

Referencing Lindsay’s suspended license from a second DUI arrest in 2007, Dina says she’s grateful her daughter is not allowed to drive.

“She’s got to take that whole course, thank God. Imagine her behind the wheel of a car right now?” Dina asks. “That would be deadly.”

Dina also expressed concern for Lindsay’s turbulent on-again-off-again relationship with girlfriend Samantha Ronson. She says she thinks her famous daughter should leave the situation, but she understands it isn’t an easy decision for Lindsay.

“It’s very easy for a rational person to say,” Dina added. “But [not] for an irrational person who has a problem with her DNA and alcohol and Adderall and asthma and every other things she’s got wrong with her.”

 

In White Folks News: Lindsay Lohan on Suicide Watch???


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SMH:

Lindsay Lohan’s assistant is terrified the actress is going to kill herself.

Jenni Muro – who works for the ‘Mean Girls’ star – spoke of her fears that the 23-year-old beauty will take her own life if she doesn’t get the help she needs. In a phone call to Lindsay’s father Michael Lohan, Jenni said: “I am trying to save your daughter’s life every day. “She is another mess, she’s no better than she was two years ago and she knows that. If I wasn’t around she would be in grave danger. “I gave up everything, my boyfriend and my dog and my parents and my new place in LA, everything just so your daughter doesn’t kill herself.”

Jenni also spoke of her concerns about Lindsay’s relationship with on/off girlfriend Samantha Ronson, saying she was obsessed with the DJ but assured Michael that the actress has no other problems with addiction. She told him in the phone call broadcast on website radaronline.com: “It’s an unhealthy relationship with Samantha because I don’t ever think she knew love before and this is what she thinks it is, maybe it is, maybe it isn’t, I don’t know but it’s her only addiction right now.” Michael recently spoke of his fears for his daughter, saying she has an addiction to prescription drugs which he fears will kill her. He said: “I want my daughter off prescription medication. She never needed it in her life… I’m not going to watch my daughter die. Hate me now, but you love me more later because I’m gonna turn her life around.”

Double SMH.

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Lindsay Lohan had gun fired at her in Morocco…and no, it’s not Gerard Butler avenging his infected penis

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Don’t get too excited. The gun’s bullets were stopped by the padding of coke bags tied to her chest (it’s Morocco and she went prepared…drug supply is not as dependable as it is back home) so Lindsay Lohan is still alive and carrying on with her mission as a penis pesticide (fingers crossed the dude she banged at the Chateau Marmont on Friday managed to get to the ER in time before his buddy fell off from gangrene).

Jokes aside, the gun was fake. Not a joke, she’s still alive.

To explain, Lindsay was in Morocco for the opening of a luxury beach resort when a prankster showed up with a fake gun and aimed it at her.

 She wrote on Twitter: “I was walking with the security guard & some guy was following me, then pulled up in his car & pointed a GUN at me!

 ”I was on the phone with my mum & I screamed and ducked & the guy started laughing & pushed the trigger & it was a fake gun.

 ”I was crying… he scared me.”

Apparently Lindsay got over the episode quickly enough because she was later seen sucking Gerard Butler’s face who was also in Morocco for the opening of the Mazagan Beach Resort.

The new Beach Resort, which Daily Mail noted was lit by 100,000 candles and scattered with 100,000 red and white roses, was “the most romantic place in the world,” Lindsay said. Before leaving the party in a golf buggy accompanied by Gerard, Lindsay told the Mirror, “He’s hot, he’s mine! I’ve got no ring on my finger so I’m going to have lots of fun.”

“I just want to find someone who loves me back,” she told the British paper. “I feel like I’m going to have a heart attack every time I think about the break-up (talking about Samantha Ronson). I came here to get away from it all. I’m ready to have fun now.”

 

LiLo at war with Samantha Ronson… again!

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It’s started again. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are at war, and the rumblings can be heard loud and clear on Twitter. The attacks are one-sided (of course, it’s LiLo) as of now, but chances are very high that Sam will retort soon. Here’s the string of attacks that LiLo hurled at SamRo on her Twitter account in the last 11 hours.

@samantharonson can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHIzG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors, and thank you...for being a friend before a sell-out..........the term “self out” was coined from ME and i gave them sooooooo much insight

For their not only COMPLETE, BUT SUBSTANISAN ***FRIENDS***********

@samantharonson BUT YOU DID perform to her..you JUST told me that your friends are worth more than i am 2 your family & that i’m gross*thx

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LiLo’s got ‘fake’ lips!

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I’m not sure if it’s the result of a prolonged kissing session or she’s actually had a lip job, but LiLo’s lips are not the same anymore. They are fuller and, sadly, uglier. Well, I can’t think of a third reason, so let’s move ahead with the two-point theory. Now, I don’t want to sound like an enforcer, but reason No. 1 appears totally illogical. LiLo is not seeing anyone except Samantha Ronson at the moment, and I have serious doubts regarding Sam’s sucking ability. That leaves us with the real answer - a lip job, oops, I mean, a failed lip job. Good bye, LiLo.
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Lindsay Lohan’s walk of shame

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Lindsay Lohan has made herself an easy target for the pap’s as of late, skulking out of another carpet munching marathon at Samantha Ronson’s pad. Looks like Lindz didn’t even have enough time to stuff her rack back into her black top before Sam shoved her out the door.

Maybe all that chasing after comedian/drug sponge Russel Brand’s affections put DJ SamRon into a bad mood.  Desperate Lindsay tried to come onto renowned womanizer Russell at Diddy’s white party during the Fourth of July weekend:

“Lindsay is a very good-looking girl and she is used to getting what she wants,” says a source.  “Russell has been on her radar for a while now but he doesn’t want anything to do with her. He finds her constant craving for attention and her heavy drinking a turn-off. It’s not like he is short of female attention anyway.”

Sam better keep an eye on her woman or Lindsay’s fireplace may move on to a new pile o’ wood.

 

Lindsay Lohan takes the short shorts way to the beach

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After spending the last week or so celebrating her 23rd birthday, Lindsay Lohan took a much-needed break to the beach in Malibu.  She must have been exhausted from all the bikini changes she did last weekend at the MGM Grand in Vegas (which reportedly earned the ‘Mean Girls’ star a cool 70k in appearance fees), because Lindsay stuck to just one black bikini this time.

Displaying a peek of side boob and just about every inch of her freckled legs, Lindsay looked to be in a good mood which isn’t surprising considering the famous redhead got to spend her birthday with ex girlfriend Samantha Ronson.  The estranged pair were seen having lunch together last Thursday (July 2) and it seems that they’re dating again.  Think she got a little make-up nookie for her birthday?

 

Lindsay and her firecrotch celebrate another year of hard living in Vegas

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Celebrating her 23rd birthday a bit early, Lindsay Lohan took over the Wet Republic at the MGM Grand in Vegas on Saturday.  The famous coke-sniffing, panty-dropping redhead used the time to also promote her spray tan-in-a-can, Sevin Nyne.  We hate to say it, but Lindz you may have missed a spot.

Also missing from the poolside bash was Lindsay’s on-again, off-again, and rumored to be on-again lesbian lover Samantha Ronson.  The two were spotted getting friendly again over the past week, but Sam had to jet to Atlanta for a DJ gig over the weekend.

In her lover’s absence, Lindsay kept busy by putting on multiple outfits throughout the day and even twittering a tribute to Michael Jackson.  One thing Lindsay didn’t seem to have time for, however, was a little maintenance on her downstairs lady bits.  We’ve all seen her crotch enough times to know she usually rocks a hairless look, but in some of these pictures we swear we see a little peachfuzz poking out.  Lindsay, it’s your party, so you can do whatever you want.  We just hope you clean that up a bit for Samantha when she returns.

 

Samantha Ronson Dumps Lindsay Lohan…AGAIN


We think Lindsay Lohan must be great at going down in the underground because Samantha Ronson just keeps on taking her break...and then breaking her heart. And it's all because of Nicole Richie! Monday night, Ronson attended a party that Nicole invited her to. Since Nicole feels ill towards Lindsay, she wasn't allowed to come! So what did Lindsay do? Throw a temper tantrum we imagine when she found out her beloved went anyway...
 

Lindsay Lohan begging for entry

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Lindsay Lohan at 2:30am outside Samantha Ronson’s house, furiously banging on the door, attempting to pick the lock in vain (she is a stalker without the skills and talent), crying and begging to be let in. Can it get anymore pathetic than this? Lindsay rushed to Samantha’s house after Samantha texted her that the relationship was doomed and asking her to leave her alone. One of the photographers on the scene said:‘She was in a really bad state. She kept banging on the door and calling Sam’s name, but she didn’t answer.’”

By the way, attempting to clear any rumours that he’s decided to throw caution and respect for his life and safety to the wind by sleeping with this trainwreck, Ryan Seacrest revealed that Lindsay is the focus of his new humanitarian effort. Seacrest is in the works to produce a new reality show in which a chosen loser is given a million dollars to turn his/her life around…no, surprisingly Lindsay is not that chosen loser…she’ll just be a judge on the show…which makes absolutely no sense…it’s like the pot calling the kettle black…and then giving the kettle a million bucks to get itself cleaned up while the pot is still black, dirty, skunky, needy, crack-addicted…oh, crap, we’ve wondered again…

 

 

LiLo’s got legs!

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LiLo was spotted displaying her sexy legs on the streets just a couple of days after her final split from Samantha Ronson. I’ve been noticing her odd behavior for the past few months and I’ve got one thing cleared up in my mind, that she switches from weird to sexy each time she splits from Samantha. It’s not that I doubted this thing; I just want her to notice this positive influence (of her breakup from Sam) and make a wise decision. Anyway, she even brought her love for leather and latex out in the open this time. Check out the gallery after the jump.
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Lindsay Lohan Wears a Lock of Samantha Ronson’s Hair Around Her Neck…Vice Versa


Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may have in fact gotten weirder. Hard to believe, we know. But the duo loves each other sooooo much that in order to prove and display their admiration, they wear parts of each other's body around their respective necks--a lock of hair...
 

LiLo hates cheaters… loves Twitter!

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I don’t know what exactly is going on inside LiLo’s head but she seems to be doing a thesis on cheating nowadays. Earlier she twittered about Justin Timberlake cheating on Jessica Biel and swapping spit with someone else at Avenue nightclub in New York Monday night. And now LiLo hurled a fresh missile at Samantha Ronson by posing a question on her Twitter account today. The message reads,

Why do people cheat? When love is always standing right in front of their face (s) ?? Sr?

Well, because it’s much easier to cheat than love? Whatever, but I’m sure about one thing. LiLo and Twitter are made for each other, and she’ll never leave Twitter for something else. Her topless pic on Twitter says a lot about LiLo’s faith in Twitter.

 

Bored Lindsay Lohan twitters topless photo

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So you’re a celebrity and you have nothing to do. Your carpet-cleaner (Samantha Ronson’s “Clean in a Jiffy” Cleaners Inc.)  is thousands of miles away and you’re in NYC…which we all know is an absolute borefest.

So what else is there to do but send out a topless photo of you on Twitter (from a recent Fornarina commercial) and remind everyone that you die inside every time the paparazzi decide to go chase somebody else. We hope Lindsay Lohan never gets stranded alone on an island…because she’ll be giving us her gyneocological exam via Twitter…and since we’re sort of lukewarm when it comes to her droopy boobs we’re not going to handle her fallobian tubes really well…

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Lindsay Lohan wants slutty Page 3 girl to spin her around

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Whether it’s to make Samantha Ronson jealous, or she finally realized Sam is the anorexic, short version of Pete Doherty on a good day one thing’s for sure: Lilo wants to be dancing to the rythm of the Pope’s sweet titties…Lauren Pope, that is, the former “glamour” model (same fellowship Jordan belonged to) who turned DJ.

According to the Sun,  Lindsay asked Lauren and her sexy model pal Kellie Acreman to DJ for her when she appears at trendy London club Studio Valbonne this weekend.

Pope said: “I met Lindsay a few months back at Faces in Essex and she invited me to have a drink with her and her friends.

 

“She is a lovely girl and really sweet. I’m told she has requested me and my DJ partner Kellie to play for her on Saturday night at Studio Valbonne.

“It’s a massive compliment to get requested for a gig like this and it’s very exciting. It’s going to be a great night, hopefully, and I am going to play some sexy tunes and make sure I do a great set.”

Here’s a few pictures of Lauren Pope…just so you can also appreciate her…spinning talent.

 

Lindsay Lohan secretly meets Samantha Ronson in London

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Here’s Lindsay, the nail-biting, foot fungus-carrying (what, you think wearing thigh high boots in warm weather isn’t going to create a jungle in between her toenails?) pirate in London, where according to Page Six, she was rushing to meet up with Samantha Ronson, so that they could finally have that getting-back together sex romp in peace and quiet (don’t they know the British paparazzi are the nastiest breed?).

Lindsay Lohan had just arrived from Paris where she spent a few days negotiating how best to put the nail on the coffin of one of the biggest fashion houses, Ungaro. The president of the company, for some unknown reason, seems to think that launching a spray tan and a line of see-through leggings has already made Lindsay a fashion guru because he wants to offer her a position as one of the leading design consultants in the company. Meanwhile, Ungaro’s leading designer, who recognizes a fashion disaster when he sees one is threatening to leave the company if Lindsay joins the group.

 

Lindsay Lohan to become a Jew and then marry Sam

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Actress Lindsay Lohan has reportedly proposed to her ex-girlfriend celebrity DJ Samantha Ronson amid rumours that the estranged couple have reconciled.
The ‘Mean Girls’ star is also is planning to convert to Ronson’s religion of Judaism with the intention of marrying her, reported National Enquirer.

The couple’s secret re-union has angered Ronson’s family and Lohan has vowed to convert in a bid to appease them and make their union official.

“Lindsay says Sam has promised she’ll persuade her family to accept this, and they won’t wait to see if California changes their gay marriage legislation, but will travel to one of the states where it is legal to say their I do’s,” a source told the newspaper.

Lohan and Ronson had split after a year-long relationship with a very public showdown last month.Since then both of them have rarely been seen together in public.

Nevertheless, speculation of a reunion has has been mounting due to the fact that they have been seen visiting each other’s house recently.

Ronson had also earlier changed her relationship status on Facebook profile from “single” to “it’s complicated” hinting at a reunion.

 

Lindsay Lohan is 7 weeks pregnant…with a tadpole

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Folks, this is the rumour of the moment: Lindsay Lohan is pregnant with the child of one of the 666 men she slept with since splitting up with Samantha Ronson…although she doesn’t know who the father is according to MTV UK (but we know, because his horns give him away)…

“I swear she’s carrying. She’s going through big emotional turmoil.  She’s not sure if she’ll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days,” says a source. “Saddest part is she has no idea who the father is.  She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months.”

Here are a few very recent pictures of Lindsay exhibiting her belly for everyone to see that she’s carrying something in it…now whether it’s a tadpole of tapeworms we can’t be sure…it’s everyone’s guess.

 

Lindsay Lohan gets extra cozy with Jared Leto

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Lindsay Lohan attends parties for two reasons: to get any kind of self-promotion that might land her a gig and to feel up any guy that’s semi-interested in hopes the pictures or rumours that circulate will get her a gig. And at the Nylon party it just happened that semi-flacid guy was greasy Jared Leto.

A source said: “Jared came over to Lindsay’s table to get her, and then they walked into the MTV suite together.
“Inside the private suite, Jared pinned Lindsay against the wall and they looked super-flirty. He was whispering in her ear, and their bodies were close together.”
The pair reportedly spent around 20 minutes alone together.

Lindsay has denied claims she was flirting with Jared during the evening…she said the cavity search was simply a scavenger hunt for Samantha Ronson’s lost tongue ring (we apologize for the disturbing image).