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And the winner of the horse race is Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker was a guest at a Spring horse race carnival in Australia and while this bit of news is far less important to the world than Kim Kardashian’s divorce and Justin Bieber’s sperm, I just couldn’t pass the opportunity to pull out some horse jokes, and well, make even more fun at her than usual. Plus, Elisabeth Hurley and Joan Collins were growing petunias and magnolias on their heads, so I thought It’d be interesting to the botanologists visiting this site. “Neeeigh…I can’t focus on the race, Black Diamond! That new horse next to you is destructing me with its brooch! Let’s kick it in the face when it’s not looking.”

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Friday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.21.2011)

George Clooney at the exact moment he realized Stacy Keibler will soon want marriage too. Don’t worry, somebody had an oxygen tank handy, so all’s good.

Who wants to see Amanda Seyfried bend to pick up poo?

That’s Hugh Jackman’s 55-year old wife and no he hasn’t cheated on it. He’s a saint.

Some Joe Manganiello for the ladies?

SJP shouldn’t hire nannies that are better looking than her. Wait. That’s pretty much impossible, unless the carriage horses working in Central Park are applying for a job, so scratch that.

Salma Hayek should know better than to cover those with padded pasties.

Serena Williams walking alone in a short skirt at night puts the fear in my groin.

Mick Jagger’s girlfriend is a giant. Or Dustin Hoffman is a midgit.

Sofia Vergara sends us her best from Mexico. But why so much clothing, Sofia? It’s Los Cabos!

Candice Swaynepoel has put on weight to stay with Victoria’s Secret. Can’t you tell?

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Monday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Be Interested In (09/26/2011)

Lady Gaga attempts to ride a motorcycle with 50 metallic penises on it. All while wearing a tent (iHeardRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas).

Nicole Scherzinger just disloged Steven Tyler’s dentures with her tongue (iHeardRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas).

Sarah Jessica Parker’s feet have an uncanny resemblance to beet roots.

The magic of Photoshop: Ke$ha IS NOT A  Tree Trunk

Salma Hayek thinks riding around the airport in a wheelchair just for the heck of it is hilarious. The guy who carries her doesn’t think so.

Elisabetta Canalis is turning into a man. That was a close call George Clooney!!

Jennifer Love Hewitt will not go out anymore unless she’s wrapped in bandages that prevent her butt from exploding on the red carpet.

That piece of news we told you about Lindsay Lohan being the NEW face of a designer’s collection? This proofs how hillarious that sentence was.

Madonna can make her own children cry at the sight of her makeup-less face.

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Christina Hendricks’ beheboth jugs eclipse SJP’s movie premiere

Sarah Jessica Parker cracked her hooves by repeatedly trying to knock the theater wall down with Matthew Broderick’s head yesterday at the premiere of her new movie I Don’t Know How She Does It and was repeatedly heard saying “Seriously? Seriously??”. We must therefore assume it was because her co-star Christina Hendricks decided it was time to eclipse an entire movie premiere with her breasts and make people forget why they were there in the first place. “How did we get here? And why is there a horse wearing black lace at the corner over there?”

PS: Olivia Munn was also there because she co-stars. If you have a hard time finding her in these pictures it’s the boy in the red dress standing next to godzilla jugs.

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Sarah Jessica Parker & James: A Happy Pair

Sarah Jessica Parker seemed in great spirits as she walked her son James Wilke, 7 1/2, to school in New York this morning (September 17). The Sex and the City star and her blond boy shared a few laughs as they strolled hand-in-hand through the city streets.

Sarah Jessica and her husband Matthew Broderick are also parents to 1-year-old twins Loretta and Tabitha.

 

Sarah Jessica Parker Takes James On Monday School Run

It's the first full week of school for Sarah Jessica Parker's son James Wilke. The pair walked hand in hand on Monday morning (September 13) in New York City.

Parker and husband Matthew Broderick are determined to keep life normal for the 7-year-old. The Sex and the City star has said of public-school education, "I'd like to believe they're every bit as good as educating our children as any private school."

She's also set to return to work soon. Her next starring role will be in The Ivy Chronicles, based on a book by Karen Quinn.

 

Sarah Jessica Parker & James Wilke: First Day Of School

Such a sweet pair!

Sex and the City star Sarah Jessica Parker walked her 7 1/2-year-old son James Wilke to his first day of school in New York City on Wednesday (September 8).

The sweet mother-son duo walked hand in hand to class. They even took a tender moment to cuddle while waiting to cross the street.

SJP and her husband Matthew Broderick are also parents to 1-year-old twin girls, Loretta and Tabitha.

 

Holy Mother of Gollum, what the….??

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Sarah Jessica Parker Is Back On The School Run

After putting in a very glamorous appearance at last night's CFDA fashion awards, mom-of-three Sarah Jessica Parker was back on the school run this morning, walking her 7-year-old son James Wilke to class in New York (June 8).

The always stylish Sex and the City star wowed last night in a gorgeous Alexander McQueen gown paired with stunning Stephen Russell jewels.

SJP and her husband Matthew Broderick are also parents to twins Loretta and Tabitha, who will be celebrating their first birthdays later this month.

 

Sarah Jessica Parker Is Back In Mommy Mode

Sarah Jessica Parker and her 7-year-old son James Wilke Broderick walked hand in hand as they headed toward school on Monday morning (June 7) in New York City.

The busy mom-of-three is back home after promoting Sex and the City 2. Although the film disappointed critics and the U.S. box office, Sarah is still game for a third go-round. "I hope Carrie will live on," SJP told Us. "She will live on -- even if the movies don't."

SJP and her husband Matthew Broderick are also parents to twins Loretta and Tabitha, who will be celebrating their first birthdays later this month.

 

Sarah Jessica Parker & James: Ready For The Rain

Sarah Jessica Parker braves the rain to take her 7-year-old son James Wilke to school in New York City today (May 18).

SJP's much anticipated movie, Sex and the City 2, is set to hit theaters on May 27. Will she bring her son to see the popular show?

If I can manage to take him out for popcorn for two certain moments, I think he's ready for it," SJP tells E! "He has too many questions, and he's too clever for us to keep it from him. I wouldn't say this movie is for 7-year-olds, but we'll find a way of figuring it out."

 

Sarah Jessica Parker & Her Big Apple Babes

Actress Sarah Jessica Parker enjoyed a sunny stroll in New York City this afternoon with her 10-month-old twin daughters Loretta and Tabitha (May 1).

Earlier this week we spotted the happy mom-of-three, who is married to actor Matthew Broderick, escorting her 7-year-old son James Wilke to school.

The wait is almost over for Sex and the City fans: The second film based on the hit HBO show hits theaters on May 27.

 

Hey, it’s Norman Bates dressed as Sarah Jessica Parker

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Sarah Jessica Parker & James Wilke: Hat Happy

Sarah Jessica Parker and her color-coordinated cutie James Wilke, 7, were all smiles as they made their way to school in New York this morning (April 27).

The 45-year-old Sex and the City star recently revealed to the UK's Closer magazine that she and her hubby Matthew Broderick, who are also parents to 10-month-old twins Tabitha and Loretta, may yet add to their brood - though she's wary of facing further criticism for going the surrogacy route again.

I don't know if we're finished having children. I know that we're lucky that we could afford that particular option, but we encouraged each other to explore all options. I suppose the only courage it takes is to not listen to people who find it objectionable. And there are those."

 

Sarah Jessica Parker & James’ Sunny Stroll

Sarah Jessica Parker and her 7-year-old son James Wilke seemed in great spirits this morning as they enjoyed a sunny stroll to school in New York (April 20).

The Sex and the City star, who also has twins Tabitha and Marion with her husband Matthew Broderick, recently talked about the day that James met his new baby sisters:

And I came back into the room and saw James Wilke combing his hair down in a certain way and standing in front of the mirror. And he doesn't know that I heard him say, 'I have to be handsome when I meet my sisters.' It killed me."

 

Sarah Jessica Parker & Marion Are On The Go

Sex and the City star Sarah Jessica Parker and her 10-month-old daughter Marion made a picture perfect pair today as they headed to a doctor's appointment in New York (April 14).

The very stylish mom recently opened up about the "extraordinary" experience of meeting her twins Marion and Tabitha, who were born via surrogate last June, for the first time.

Meeting your children rather than giving birth to them, it's as if, um, it's—suspended animation. The gestational experience is gone. It's as if everything else disappears for a moment, and the world goes silent and—I can't explain it except to say that nothing else existed. I don't remember anything but the blanket on the bed that they were lying on and my husband's face and their faces and my son's. It's literally as if sound is sucked from the room. Time stands still. It's so different, and equally extraordinary. I am very poor at describing it. But it's amazing."

Sarah Jessica and her actor hubby Matthew Broderick are also parents to 7-year-old son James Wilke.

 

Sarah Jessica Parker & James: School Days

Sarah Jessica Parker and her 7-year-old son James Wilke looked ready for the weather in their warm coats and winter boots as they headed to school in New York this morning (March 1).

The entrepreneurial mom-of-three - twin daughters Tabitha and Marion are 7 months - recently unveiled a new Sex and the City-inspired scent.

What I really wanted to do was capture an image, a snapshot in my head of Carrie Bradshaw," she tells People. "That sort of freeze-frame of her walking down any New York City street at an idyllic time of year in a floral-print dress on her way to meet somebody or to do something, or surrounded by her women friends."

 

Sarah Jessica Parker & James Keep Cozy

Sex and the City star Sarah Jessica Parker made sure her 7-year-old son James Wilke stayed bundled up as the pair headed to school in New York this morning (February 2).

Just yesterday we caught a glimpse of Sarah Jessica and her husband Matthew Broderick's twin daughters Tabitha and Marion, both looking precious in pink, out and about in the Big Apple with a nanny.

 

Sarah Jessica Parker & Her Son Share A Smile

Sarah Jessica Parker was pictured taking her 7-year-old son James to school this morning (January 26) in New York City. The mother-son duo were spotted sharing a smile and jumping over rain puddles throughout their travels.

Sarah and hubby, fellow actor Matthew Broderick, are also parents to 6-month-old twin girls Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge.

 

Sarah Jessica Parker & James’ West Village Walk

Sarah Jessica Parker was photographed walking with her 7-year-old son James Wilke this morning (January 22) in the West Village, New York City. The mother-son duo bundled up in their warm winter gear as they walked to school.

The 44-year-old Sex and the City star recently said she is “inspired” and “admiring” of women who “are working and raising children, and doing it with far less than [she] has.”

I see a lot of working women all over the world who have to juggle those two things. My children are the most important thing to me – the fact they are loved and that I have created a healthy, nurturing life for them."

Sarah and hubby, fellow actor Matthew Broderick, are also parents to 6-month-old twin girls Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge.

 

Sarah Jessica Parker & James Walk Hand In Hand

Sarah Jessica Parker walked hand in hand with her 7-year-old son James Wilkie to school on Tuesday morning (January 19) in New York City.

The 44-year-old mother of three, best known for her fashion-forward dress sense in Sex and the City, has just confirmed a deal in partnership with Halston to play a key role in the design process.

Sarah and hubby, fellow actor Matthew Broderick, are also parents to 6-month-old twin girls Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge.

 

Sarah Jessica Parker Shows Off Her Daughters

Proud mama Sarah Jessica Parker showed off a new picture of her 5-month-old twins Tabitha and Marion during an appearance on Late Night with David Letterman last night. They're adorable!

The Sex and the City star revealed that the girls have very different personalities:

"They are about as un-identical as twins can be," Sarah Jessica says. "They will be six months at the end of this month and they are physically, intellectually spiritually, geographically, politically, ideologically and religiously as different as two small six-month olds could be."

So how is Sarah Jessica and her hubby Matthew Broderick's 7-year-old son James Wilke enjoying his new role as big brother?

"He's been very hospitable and he's amused by them occasionally. He's annoyed by them sometimes but in fact I thought he'd forgotten about them, his world is pretty much his world which is most important."

Sarah Jessica's new film Did You Hear About the Morgans? is in theaters now.

 

Sarah Jessica Parker & James’ Chilly Stroll

Sarah Jessica Parker was seen taking her 7-year-old son James to school on a chilly Monday morning (December 14) in New York City.

Sarah and her hubby Matthew Broderick are also parents to 5-month-old twin girls, Tabitha and Marion.

The 44-year-old Sex and the City star recently discussed the challenges of being a working mom.

It is the eternal conflict of every working woman, and I am not complaining, because I’ve done this to myself. And I have a wonderful, wonderful nanny who allows me to be a working person. The great challenge for me is to be all things to all people; I want to be a great mother, and I want to feel good when I’m at work. But it is hard."