Seen here promoting the latest Kardashian book to come out of the assembly line, because what better way to get over a mess in your personal life than to make money selling a book about all the mess in your personal life, Kourtney Kardashian is the latest clan member to be hit with yet another scandal. Turns out her boyfriend and father of her child, Scott The Dick Disick, banged Kristin Cavallari shortly before he put a baby in her uterus. Mind you, Kristin used to be friends with Kourtney and even dated her half brother Broddy Jenner. Ok, so technically they were on a break, but I would never have done this to Kourtney. In fact, I’d be willing to fake marry her for a substantial fee and if a network promised to make a series out of the whole thing and I’d even be willing to donate my sperm for another baby if I got to keep all the proceeds from the sales of the pictures. See Kourtney, we’re soulmates you and I.
