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Christina Aguilera Admits Her Private Sexy Pics Were Stolen by a Hacker

Christina Aguilera has admitted she fell prey to a nefarious computer hacker who had tits on his mind. Christina Aguilera confirmed and released a statement about the picture scandal we posted yesterday (Linky link) which just happens to coincide with her sexy naked moving picture Burlesque, descent from the A-list, and post-divorce rumspringa.

Aguilera’s publicist says a nefarious computer hacker stole the pictures, which were “taken in the privacy of Ms. Aguilera’s home and were used only in a personal exchange between the star and her stylist.” Has the world no respect for the sacred bond between a star and her stylist? It’s the priest-penitent relationship for celebrity idolators. Apparently the pictures are from April 2010, around the time Xtina shot her catastrophic Not Myself Tonight video. Christina’s publicist says they nefarious hacker will be punished.

NOTE: All refrences in this story of a “hacker”, we actually mean Christina’s “publicist”. And by “leaked” we mean “willingly handed over to TMZ”… Thanks for the peep show and all Xtina. But no matter how many “leaked” photos of you we get, we won’t be buying your albums. No matter how wide you spread your vagina wings.

 

Very Revealing Photos of Christina Aguilera Leak Online

Christina Aguilera is the latest and greatest to be sharing her walk-in-closet half-nakedness with the world via the ever reliable ‘anonymous friend’ taking a picture they promise will never be seen. Well normally we celebrate these type of events but this one has kinda bummed us out. Not only is there no naughty bits nudity in these pictures (that Marilyn calendar in the background comes close though) but they also show that without makeup Christina Aguilera looks a little like a young (and obviously drugged) Courtney Love, and as such will make you throw up in your mouth a  little.

We did learn something new today though, that Christina works part time in a shoe shop.

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