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Hulk Hogan Suing Friend and Gossip Site

There once was a time when pissing off Hulk Hogan would get you body slammed, but now it just gets you sued. The former pro wrestler is suing Gawker the gossip site who posted his sex tape. He is seeking $100 million in damages; apparently people seeing one minute of his pale ass caused him $100 million in damages.

“Mr. Hogan had a reasonable expectation of his privacy, just as all Americans have a reasonable expectation of their privacy in their bedrooms.” attorney Charles Harder said to the media.

Gawker has not commented on the lawsuit, but one has to imagine they’re a little busy right about now. We’re sure this debacle is doing wonders for their website traffic.

Hogan is also suing the woman he was banging in the video and her ex-husband Bubba the Love Sponge. The amount he is suing them for is still unclear, but it’s pretty clear that he feels hurt and betrayed. Hogan claimed in the lawsuit that the video caused a “severe” and “irreparable” injury that cannot be adequately compensated by monetary damages.

Meanwhile, the lawyer for Bubba is hoping that Bubba and Hulk can get their friendship back,

“My hope is that these two preserve their friendship. I can’t comment on the suit. This has caused harm to Bubba and he didn’t release it, he didn’t condone the release of it. He wants to find out who did that and he wants that person to be held accountable.”

Pfft, I’d let someone secretly tape me having sex for $100 million. hulk hulkk

 

Bubba the Love Sponge Behind Hulk Hogan Sex Tape?

We briefly told you all about the disgusting sex tape going around of Hulk Hogan. He was filmed having sex with Heather Clem who was once married to Bubba the Love Sponge; a good friend of Hulk Hogan. Once Hogan found out that the tape had been released he claimed that he was filmed secretly just like every other celebrity who has had a tape leaked…but could he be telling the truth? Possibly…

TMZ has watched the full 30 minute tape and claims that the final few minutes of the tape shows Bubba the Love Sponge coming on screen and telling Clem, “If we ever did want to retire, all we’d have to do is use this footage.”

Clem didn’t sound too thrilled about the idea of leaking the tape and made him take back what he said on camera. This certainly plays right into Hogan’s story, who has been saying from the start that Bubba gave him permission to have sex with his former wife.

Hogan has filed a police report and hopes to find the person who did indeed leak the tape. The 59-year-old was asked how we felt about the fact that his good friend Bubba might be behind the tape and he replied with,

 

“I’m sick to my stomach. If you had anything to do with this, that means we were never friends.”

 

Ouch, that has to hurt. However, if your best friend ever offers you free sex with his wife…you can probably bet there is some secret motive behind it. bubba hulk hulkk

 

Dev Sex Tape Being Shopped

We were just thinking, “It’s time for another sex tape to come out” and now we learn that singer/songwriter Dev made a sex tape and it’s reportedly being shopped around, this according to TMZ.

The video was reportedly shot last year with an ex-boyfriend and it’s “night-vision” style, similar to Paris Hilton’s “1 Night in Paris” (which still might be the greatest name for a sex tape ever) — TMZ was lucky enough to get a sneak peek of the video and they claim it’s a pretty ‘boring” sex tape. No chains, handcuffs, or huge feathers.

The tape is currently being shopped around and someone will probably end up buying it, but it won’t be us. We’re saving all our pennies for the magical day that a Kate Upton sex tape comes out. We might even start a “penny donation” page where you can go donate your unwanted pennies. Just make sure that the pennies aren’t that damaged because the local Coinstar machine is really picky about the pennies it’ll take.

So, yeah…Dev has a boring sex tape that is being shopped around and no one cares. Better luck next time, Dev! Maybe you should make it more exciting next time; try it in an elevator or maybe even a busy parking garage. Dev Devv

 

Gordon Ramsay Sex Tape? NOOOOO!

Oh, bloody hell. You may remember Sarah Symonds, the mistress who had an affair with Gordon and even wrote a book about the whole thing. Well, the Metropolitan Police recently contacted her following their investigation into the News Of The World phone hacking scandal.

It turns out that the police found “sensitive” information on Gordon and his mistress. “They found sensitive information on Gordon and me, including tapes, and transcripts of our personal meetings towards the end of our affair in 2008, and intimate phone conversations and voice mails.” Symonds told Star magazine.

But, wait! There is more…

“I know from a source that there is a sex tape, too. I wonder if the police have found it though, and if so what happens to it? I am desperately trying to find out.” Symonds said.

Whaaaat? A Gordon Ramsay sex tape? Come on, really? Just the thought of that makes me want to stuff my head into a Shepherd’s Pie! Just imagine, his pale, naked body filling up your computer screen in HD. And you know that this sex tape includes food. You can’t have sex with a chef and not eat at some point during the love making. They probably both were licking steaming hot lamb stew off each other…gross.

I hope the police shot that tape. Gordon Ramsay Sex Tape? NOOOOO! Gordon Ramsay Sex Tape? NOOOOO! Gordon Ramsay Sex Tape? NOOOOO! Gordon Ramsay Sex Tape? NOOOOO!

 

Paris Hilton’s Hippie Bikini!

Now that Paris Hilton isn’t filming herself having sex…we really don’t hear much about her anymore. However, we just saw these pictures of her and thought they were worthy of their own post. She looks like she gained a little bit of weight (which is a good thing) she used to be way too skinny.

She was hanging out poolside with her rumored boyfriend DJ Afrojack; he was playing a set for the crowd. He is actually producing her new album, which makes me hate him. I know he has to be the “supportive” boyfriend and act like Paris has some kind of talent, but at some point you just have to let her know she sucks. Don’t waste time and money producing a crappy album for her just because you want to get lucky.

The album is supposed to feature collaborations with LMFAO and Flo Rida, so that means it is really going to suck. I would say that she just needs to stick with acting, but she is not really good at that either. What is she good at again? Having a famous last name? Paris Hilton’s Hippy Bikini! Paris Hilton’s Hippy Bikini! Paris Hilton’s Hippy Bikini! Paris Hilton’s Hippy Bikini! Paris Hilton’s Hippy Bikini! Paris Hilton’s Hippy Bikini! Paris Hilton’s Hippy Bikini!

 

Hulk Hogan Sex Tape? OH NO!

Apparently Hulk Hogan has a sex tape that is being shopped around to a major porn studio. TMZ claims they have seen some of this tape already and say you can see Hogan getting undressed while an unidentified brunette sits on the bed. The woman is not his ex-wife or his current wife. TMZ reports that in the clip he pulls off his shirt and brags to the woman, “I started to work out again.” He then runs his hands through his hair like he always does. And apparently the Hulk has a nice thong-shaped tan line.

Gross! Who would want to see this tape? And are we sure that it wasn’t his daughter on the bed? Don’t you remember those weird pictures of him rubbing her ass by the pool? (pictures below.) That was extremely creepy; just imagine how creepy a sex tape would be. I’d rather see Joan Rivers masturbating with a cucumber than a Hulk Hogan sex tape.

We don’t know if anyone has made an offer for the tape, yet. But we are sure it’ll come out eventually…sadly. Hulk Hogan Sex Tape? OH NO! Hulk Hogan Sex Tape? OH NO! Hulk Hogan Sex Tape? OH NO! Hulk Hogan Sex Tape? OH NO! Hulk Hogan Sex Tape? OH NO!

 

Tupac had a sex tape. How unusual for a rapper!

According to TMZ, someone has a sex tape Tupac shot in 1991 and is planning on releasing it. The tape shows the rapper with a ton of groupies and his homies all in one room, dancing to his song, drinking and talking with another rapper while at the same time getting a blow-job by a girl. All very exciting stuff unless you stop for a second to realize this is every hip-hop video ever made in the last two decades. And just to remind you, this is not the first time someone has come forward with claims of a Tupac sex tape.

Naughty By Nature rapper Treach said in a 2009 interview that he had filmed Shakur having sex in a hotel room after a night out.

“I remember this one time we [were] in a hotel right [and] we [were] staying in the same room. He had this little honey in the room and I had the camcorder and I went up to the room,” Treach said.

“[Shakur said] ‘Treach you got it on tape? Don’t you ever be doing no sh– like that’. We watched the tape the next day.”

Via TMZ:

The tape, shot in 1991, begins with a bunch of groupies in a living room during a house party. Tupac walks into the room with his pants down to his ankles, his shirt off … sporting several chains.
Tupac — whose head is shaved — pulls one of the women toward him, and she begins performing oral sex. As she does her thing, an unreleased song of Tupac’s is playing in the background, as Tupac is singing along and dancing, wiggling his hips.
And it gets even better. As the woman services Tupac, who is holding a cocktail in one hand and a blunt in another, Money B from Digital Underground walks over to him. Tupac puts his cocktail arm around Money B, continues singing and dancing … and the woman never stops.

 

“Someone” Wants to Buy the Rights to Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape

Gee, hmm, who could possibly be the “mystery buyer” trying to get the Kim Kardashian sex tape off of the market by buying the rights to it from Vivid Entertainment? Which is like trying to get toothpaste back in the tube? At the price of $30 million?

TMZ reports:

“I was approached by a private party who has asked us about looking into the possibility of acquiring all rights of the Vivid, ‘Kim Kardashian Sex Tape.’”
The lawyer adds, “The party we represent does not intend to distribute or broadcast the ‘tape,’ but hopes to completely remove it from the market.”
The buyer also wants to purchase all of the raw, unused footage (sex tape outtakes) that never made it to the DVD.

On the one hand, now that she’s married, it makes sense that KK wouldn’t want folks watching footage (NSFW link) of her sucking Ray J‘s dick and getting banged from behind. The past is the past! On the other hand, the video was part of the formula that made her famous. Of course, there’s always the possibility that KK is not the mystery buyer, and that someone else wants to remove the tape from the market… And! It’s entirely possible that there is no mystery buyer and Vivid is boosting sales (and clicks) by spreading a fake story in the wake of the lavish wedding. Slut-shaming is lucrative.

 

Hustler Says We Can Expect a Rihanna Sex Tape Soon

Hustler claims to have a sex tape starring Rihanna and rapper J. Cole. “We have seen it and we do not know what we are going to do with it yet.” So either they aren’t sure it’s actually her (Ri doesn’t believe it), or they’re still negotiating a price, or releasing the sex tape would be legally dicey (age of consent? stolen property? copyright issues?), or they are concerned about the long-term effects of high-profile acts of female sexual disempowerment through the nonconsensual release of starlet-driven sex tapes into a society slut-shaming misogyny. Except not the last one. Nah, probably just a legal issue.

Meanwhile, Rihanna spent the day eating ice cream in Portofino, Italy. Not giving a shit.

 

David Arquette’s Ex-Mistress, Jasmine Waltz, Has a Sex Tape

David Arquette’s ex-mistress Jasmine Waltz, who has unfortunately been infected with a drug-resistant strain of Chronic Sexyface, might be pretending to be devastated by the fake accidental release of a tape featuring her and someone who is not even David Arquette doing grown up wrestling with each other.

Apparently the tape features naughty Valentine candy heart play, because there’s nothing sexier than covering your body with sugary, chalky residue and ruining a holiday (although, if they must ruin a holiday, I’m glad they ruined Valentine’s Day and not a cooler holiday like Halloween or the Fourth of July. Imagine the horrible things that could happen when stars combine genitalia and explosives).

Quoth she:

I’m absolutely shocked that the public is now going to see what I made with my boyfriend on Valentine’s Day. I’m not even famous which blows my mind even more, I’m just a girl in Hollywood.

Isn’t it funny how the tape just mysteriously got into someone else’s hands for profit? Suuuure, you had nothing to do with the video’s release. We believe that. And just when we had completely forgotten all about this chick and her 5 minutes of fame. Well, as much fame as banging David Arquette could possibly bring.

Besides, that quote sounds more like the voice over intro to a reality show that I would not admit to watching.

 

Tila Tequila Sex Tape Prank

To the three of you who still believe that “Tila Tequila Uncorked” was released without the consent of Tila Tequila herself: a quick look at this “prank” video by the website Egotastic, where Tila surprises unsuspecting “Uncorked” viewers, should quickly dispel that notion.

Unless, you know, you can think of some reason why an angry, betrayed Tequila would participate in what is ultimately further promo for her romp with two well known pornstars. Frankly, we can’t… but hey, if your imagination is powerful enough to come up with one (maybe involving dragons?), then more power to you.

Here’s the NSFW video of said prank, it contains some nudity and sexy bits.

 

Charlie Sheen Made a Sex Tape With a Bunch of Hookers

Just another day in the life of Charlie Sheen. Last week we reported that Charlie Sheen wanted to buy a house and then fill it with porn stars, well turns out they were not only supposed to be his filthy sex slaves but co-stars too. Radar Online has a video of a woman named “Felony” describing the filming of a sex tape called Charlie’s Devils, starring Charlie Sheen and a bunch of hookers. You can watch that video here if you can put up with Felony’s smug self-satisfaction. It’s funnier if you pretend that she’s just talking about the plot of the next episode of Two and a Half Men.

We sure as heck hope it exists, if only to finally get to see what’s so damn entertaining about these Crack n’ Hooker parties that he’s been doing them every night for the past 15 years. Other than the crack and hookers of course.

 

Tila Tequila’s Other Sex Tape is About to be Released

That right there peopls is the DVD cover for Tila Tequila Uncorked, the sex tape that Tila Tequila DOESN’T WANT YOU TO SEE! (Her wallet however really, really wants you to see it.) This sex tape of Tila and two girls is being released by Vivid on Valentine’s Day. How romantic. Sadly, the press release doesn’t reveal much about the tape itself, but we do know that it’s totally, certifiably real, and – well, we’ll let Steven Hirsch take this one:

Their sex is extraordinarily graphic and hot. We know that our fans will enjoy it because Tila’s sexual appetite is like her life style – she holds nothing back.

The cover however does reveal that it’s a Two-Disc set! How much footage could there possibly be? Is the second disc just Easter eggs and a green screen tutorial? Or just the movie Clash Of The Titans in its entirety?

 

Kendra Wilkinson Has Another Sex Tape, a Lesbian One This Time

Prepare yourself and your penis for another Kendra Wilkinson sex tape. In this one she’s munching on a vajayjay though.

RadarOnline.com reports that Wilkinson, whose sex tape with high school boyfriend Justin Frye hit the airwaves in May 2010, is in another sex tape from the same era — this time a lesbian sex scene — with high school friend Taryn Ryan. The video is shot by Frye himself.

And although Kendra publicly assailed the release of the first sex tape, as RadarOnline.com exclusively reported she secretly signed off on the deal and received a hefty payday.

Now, she stands to profit again from her newfound status as a reality porn star.

“Kendra and Taryn started fooling around and then Kendra wanted the light turned off,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “But the camera that was recording them had night vision, so it looks like the Paris Hilton porn tape. Everything is completely clear.

“The girls are laughing at first, and the guys are encouraging them to kiss each other. They started kissing while giggling and then things got hotter.”

Well the first sex tape made her a mountain of cash, so yeah, I can see why she would sign off on the second one. I guess she and Hank sat down with their financial planner and considered that Hank has reached the average career expectancy in the NFL and may not have a job next year, and Kendra has a library of sex tapes to make a few million from, and decided that in order to pay the mortgage next year they need another half million Vivid deal. Besides, she’s gotta keep her “fame” intact somehow. Not everyone can become famous by being the half Governor of Alaska.

Kendra’s two sex tape partners, Taryn and Justin:

 

Octomom Enters the World of Fetish Porn

After years of cajoling, Nadya Suleman a.k.a Octomom, has finally relented and became a sort-of-porn star: Apparently she made a fetish video where she wears a black corset and “whips a grown man wearing a baby diaper and a bonnet.” In fairness to her though, a video of her trying to raise her fourteen crib lizards responsibly and instill them with the moral character necessary to get by in a tough world probably wouldn’t sell quite as well, but, I don’t know, maybe it would give us all a modicum of hope for this irretrievably doomed universe? Anyway: Octomom sex tape, y’all. Coming soon. Get ready for some furious masturbation.

According to TMZ:

“The video shows Nadya Suleman, dressed in a black corset, black leggings and her body is kinda smokin’. Octo whips the dude in the diaper, so much so he has welts on his back. The video is being shopped for sale. We’re told both Nadya and the dude have signed the model release so it can be sold.”

Right, why exactly would anyone want to see her naked? You just know that between her ribcage and waist is a destroyed wasteland of stretch marked skin, looking like the badlands of South Dakota as seen from orbit. Her vagina has seen more traffic than the Panama Canal. I bet even scat porn stars are repulsed at the thought of her in porn.

Sick. Way sick. Now tell me, is there a link anywhere so I can pre-order a copy?

 

Preview of the Brittney Jones Sex Tape – Ashton Kutcher’s Mistress

First off we’ll be the first to say it, putting Ashton Kutcher name in the title is NOT fair on him, AT ALL, because really he has nothing to do with this except for the faint rumor he was banging Brittney Jones (see here, and here). But we aren’t fair people so we don’t give a shit, his loss our gain.

OK now that is out of the way it’s time to make Brittney Jones the mini-celebrity of the month out of complete nothing. Vivid Entertainment sent the good people over at Egotastic! An exclusive sneak peek video preview of the Brittney Jones sex tape which is set for release to the general public on December 29th (mark that day in your calendars as a jerk off day).

Vivid put it this way in their press release yesterday:

Brittney Jones is the beautiful 21-year-old brunette who made headlines earlier this year for her brief affair with a very married Hollywood celebrity superstar. The movie, acquired from a third party, centers on the sexual exploits of Jones with a former boyfriend.

Nice of them to put all that effort into leaving Ashton’s name out of it.

The video below is clearly graphic, not super graphic, but it has titties and such. So viewer discretion advised bla bla bla…

Thanks to Egotastic! and  Vivid Entertainment

 

Nicki Minaj Sex Tape Hits the Internet (Screenshot Inside)

Nicki Minaj is the latest celebrity to have a sex tape circulating around the Internet. According to the rumor mill, the rapper’s private video was leaked online. The rumor surfaced via MediaTakeOut and apparently folks are super excited about the possibility of a Nicki Minaj sextape, on account of folks like to see celebrities naked, and/or engaged in coitus. The topless picture below of Nicki Minaj is (apparently) a still from a sex tape that some dudes are trying to sell for $100,000. Lot of money in sex tapes these days. So any female celebrity (hot or not) needing a penis to star in their sex tape, give me a call.

Well her stage name is formed to refer to group sex, so isn’t any tape she does pretty much going to be a sex tape anyway? When you consider the odds of a person whose every aspect of being is all about sex you’d pretty much expect them to indulge in sexy times on tape, no? By our calculations this means that videos of NRA members actually firing weapons are out there somewhere too.

 

Coming Soon to a Computer Near You, the Demi Lovato Sex Tape

Just when you thought Demi Lovato’s life couldn’t get any more complicated, rumor has it that a sex tape featuring the barely legal singer/actress could leak any day now!  A source who worked on her summer tour says the Disney star was, “no stranger to filming her sexual exploits,” and a sex tape is expected to be released soon.

Supposedly at least one sex tape was produced in August, and if it was after her 18th birthday on the 20th, it could wind up with a porn distributor. The source claims Demi would, “always kick people off the bus so she could bring random dudes on board and get nasty with them,” adding, “It was truly sad to watch. She tried to act more adult by using foul language and showing her friends how rebellious she was, but she was so rude, everyone just made fun of her.

Mind you if If I had a dollar for everytime somebody erronously claimed to have a sex tape of a celebity, only for it to turn out that no such tape exists, I would be filthy rich. But if it’s true then my credit card and I are eagerly waiting.

 

Ashton Kutcher is Pissed Over Brittney Jones Sex Tape (His Alleged Mistress)

Ashton Kutcher is furious over the release of a new sex tape featuring his self-alleged mistress Brittney Jones, claiming the company behind the flick is illegally using his name to push the porn.

Ashton’s lawyer’s have fired off a letter to Vivid Entertainment claiming they’re specifically pissed over a press release for the video, which says, “Ashton’s fans will undoubtedly enjoy seeing what the star himself may have experienced.”

Basically Vivid “PUNK’d” him by using his name to sell a tape that he doesn’t appear in, of a woman that claims to have had sexual congress with him. Sounds like he could easily sue them till their orifices leak.

I sense furious finger breaking twitters yet to be written. Lucky for me I am drawn to twitter like Lindsay Lohan is drawn to sobriety. In other words, I would have to face jail time to look up Ashton’s tweets.
 

Somewhere Out There is a Video of Jennifer Lopez Exposing Her Kitty in Public

Jennifer Lopez has filed an injunction against ex-husband Ojai Noa, seeking to stop him from making public over 21 hours of graphic video he took while they were married. Radar reports

“JLo is riding a scooter in public in Cuba, while talking to the camera and numerous by-standers,” Ed Meyer, a representative for Noa, said. “In Noa’s Home Videos, Lopez displays deviant behavior by consensually exposing her genital area in public.”

The re-emergence of the sex tape scandal comes a day after Lopez was named a national spokesperson for the Boys & Girls Club of America.

Radar also learned that the video shows Lopez “without underwear” and with her “vagina in plain view.” Seeing how it’s Ojai who filmed this video it’s of 1997 dancer JLo, who was all kinds of hot thus worthy of having her beaver stared at. Today’s Jennifer is clearly a mess down there after spitting out a few kids, and her crazy temper suggests she doesn’t bother to shave any more, so thankfully that vag isn’t on display.

Seriously though… 21 hours of graphic video of just her…  Didn’t he ever put the camera down and hit it?

Interestingly enough though, J.Lo owns a home in Old Westbury on Long Island, but apparently her vagina is in Plainview… Sorry, kind of a Long Island specific joke there.

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Didn’t he ever put the camera down and hit it?

 

The Tiger Woods & Devon James Sex Tape is a Fake

To the surprise of absolutely no one, that whole Tiger Woods sex tape with porn star Devon James that we were all promised has proven to be an elaborate fake. Taneal Goyco, a relatively unknown cruiser weight boxer, was apparently employed as a Tiger Woods stand-in for the shoot, so that Devon James could make a few bucks off (presumably blind) sex-tape aficionados who can’t tell Tiger Woods from a guy who looks exactly nothing like Tiger Woods.

According to the Tiger doppelganger, Goyco:

I was in it to make a couple bucks and have sex with a pretty lady. I just thought I was fulfilling this woman’s fantasy of having sex with Tiger Woods, as she had said she wanted. I had no idea she was going to set up a tape of Tiger Woods. I wanted to make some money not ruin someone’s life.

Poor guy, he just wanted to bang a “sexy lady” and got that AIDS infected sperm bank instead.

that whole Tiger Woods sex tape with Devon James that we were all promised has proven to be an elaborate fake. Taneal Goyco – a relatively unknown cruiserweight boxer – was apparently employed as a Tiger Woods stand-in for the shoot, so that Devon James could make a few bucks off (presumably blind) sex-tape aficionados who can’t tell Tiger Woods from a guy who looks exactly nothing like Tiger Woods.
 

Russell Brand Says He’ll Do a Sex Tape With Katy Perry

Right before you jump around on your couch, fist pumping the air so hard that you’ll knock out a random ghost who happened to be floating by, know that Russell said that tongue-in-cheek.

“We’ll do a sex tape! Give them what they want!” he said at an event promoting his new book, when asked if he and his pop-star (hopefully future porn star) fiancée, might ever work on a movie together. In other words, don’t expect it to happen anytime soon.

He added: “It takes up enough of my time to be in love with her. Negotiating in films is very, very hard. Imagine trying to direct someone you really love – it would be a [expletive] nightmare.”

“I’ve found someone who is singularly important to me, so it means compromise, growing up and all the things they tell you in school,” he says. “Love between two people is the most spectacular yet ordinary thing in the world.”

Now if it were to happen, I hope they go all out and get a production crew, a few extra ladies, some dildos, anal lube and skip Russell all together.

 

Porn Star Devon James Says She has a Sex Tape With Tiger Woods

I guess it was only a matter of time before a sex tape emerged in the Tiger Woods mistress bonanza. The first up to bat? None other than porn star extraordinaire Devon James, who Radar Online claims is attempting to sell the video for $350k. Apparently, her last double penetration flick didn’t do as well as she had hoped.

Tiger Woods’ porn star mistress Devon James is meeting porn star producer Vivid in the hope of selling an ‘explosive’ sex tape of the golfer, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.“The tape is 62 minutes long and 37 minutes of it is us having sex,” James told RadarOnline.com, before boarding a flight from Tampa Bay to Los Angeles, Wednesday.

Wait, wait, wait… hold on a second here. What the hell is going on in the other 25 minutes of the tape? There better not be any dialogue in this flick–straight and to the point, that’s what we want.

But maybe don’t hold your breath. There’s something about Devon James that seems just a teeny bit sketchy. Like the fact that she tried to claim in court that she had some secret, invisible Tiger Woods love child.

Also that her mother says this about the sextape: “My daughter is nothing but a pathological liar… there was no relationship with Tiger Woods.”Also, why the hell did she hang on to the thing for so long? I thought we were done with this whole thing. This is guaranteed to be a disappointment. Maybe just forget about it.

 

Looks Like We Might Be Getting a Jersey Shore Sex Tape

Oh orange colored joy! Rumors are swirling that there may be a Jersey Shore sex tape starring Ronnie and Sammi. Reportedly, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi Sweetheart Giancola (who must be some sub-species of Jersey Shore because this is the first I’ve heard of them) made a sextape and then lost it.

Fortunately, we all know how this shit works: It will be “discovered” by Radar Online later this month, and then released by Vivid Entertainment. Then everyone will make lots of money, while we get stuck with the horrific consequences of having to watch two of the world’s biggest morons get naked and paw at each other.

So watch out for the Jersey Shore Ronni and Sammi sex tape any day now. Maybe this one will be everything we’ve been hoping for. But we highly doubt it will be anything more than a disgustingly greasy Guido love fest with too much orange fake-tan and a mountain of steroids.

Fortunately, we all know how this shit works: It will be “discovered” by Radar Online later this month, and then released by Vivid Entertainment. Then everyone will make lots of money, while we get stuck with the horrific consequences of having to watch two of the world’s biggest morons get naked and paw at each other. Watch out for the Jersey Shore Ronni and Sammi sex tape any day now. Maybe this one will be everything we’ve been hoping for, but we highly doubt it will be anything more than a disgustingly greasy Guido love fest with too much orange fake-tan and a mountain of steroids.

 

Rapper Rick Ross’s Sex Tape Isn’t His

Rapper Rick Ross does not have a sex tape. So this is some sex tape-non news for you right here. There is, however a sex tape featuring someone who is pretending to be Rick Ross. So you can watch that and use your imagination. Apparently this is all some ancient shit related to a beef with 50 Cent. Anyway, the Rick Ross sex tape is nonexistent; long live the Rick Ross sextape. Here’s Rick Ross to explain.

Read the whole story: MTV

You can watch the tape here (NSFW obviously) with 50 Cent doing his own voice over work for comedic effect.

 

Karissa Shannon’s Sex Tape to Be Released Soon

Former Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon and her boyfriend, ‘Smallville’ actor Sam Jones, have finally agreed to release their sex tape, and all it took to change their mind was cold, hard cash, the 6 figures kind.

They both agreed to a deal with Vivid Entertainment for an offer that hit the “six-figure range”. Steven Hirsch, President of Vivid said “We are excited to finally distribute this amazing DVD. Not only is it extremely kinky for a celeb sex tape, Karissa is absolutely beautiful. And as for Sam, let’s just say he’s no ‘Smallville.’ This is sure to be one of our all-time best sellers.”

About 17 seconds after that statement Karissa was posing for these promotional shots here, and boy are they hot. Lets just say I’d lay so much pipe in her that BP would be jealous.

Now bring on her second sex tape featuring her AND her twin sister Kristina Shannon.

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Karissa Shannon Wants Her Sex Tape Back

So the Spencer Pratt / Karissa Shannon / Sam Jones / Heidi Montag / Cookie Monster sex tape scandal continues.

This letter sent by Karissa’s lawyers would make it seem that Spencer Pratt does after all have a sex tape of her that he allegedly stole from her home. The playmate is pulling out the big guns to make sure Spencer returns the tape immediately.

Personally, I’m just hoping the tape does get released and that it’s of her doing a donkey show in Tijuana, one can dream…

Baker& Hostetler LLP
12100 Wilshire Boulevard
15th Floor
Los Angeles, CA 90025-7120
September 2, 2010
Mr. Spencer Pratt
Re: Karissa Shannon

Dear Mr. Pratt:

This firm has been retained by Karissa Shannon.

As you know, it had been reported in the press that you were attempting to publish, distribute, sell, license or otherwise exploit filmed footage of Ms. Shannon. According to press reports, you are no longer threatening to do that. This decision is wise. Were you to follow through with your initial threat, Ms. Shannon would file a lawsuit to enjoin the sale and/or distribution and seek monetary damages from you.

Now that the decision not to sell them material has been made, the next move is the return of the filmed footage to Ms. Shannon. You are aware that it is her property that was taken from her possession. If it is not promptly returned, you will have converted Ms. Shannon’s property for your own purpose, subjecting you to both compensatory and punitive damages. This footage contains private materials relating to numerous individuals, including Mr. Sam Jones III and Ms. Shannon. Each of these individual’s privacy rights are protected by the United States and California Constitution; each also has the right to control the publicity rights in his/her name, likeness and persona. Any sale, disclosure or reproduction of the filmed footage would constitute an unauthorized use of her name, likeness and persona and violation of those rights.

Please contact me immediately to arrange for the return of Ms. Shannon’s property.

To avoid prompt legal action you must immediately:
1. provide a written acknowledgement that you have ceased and permanently desisted from attempting to publish, distribute, sell, license or otherwise exploit the footage in any manner;
2. return all copies of the footage in any media, whatsoever, including but not limited to any and all videotape, film, compact discs, DVDs, computer floppy discs, electronic mail, and provide a written confirmation under penalty of perjury that you have done so; and
3. provide a list of persons/companies and a list of names, e-mail addresses, and other contact information of those persons and entities to whom you have shown the footage and/or given a copy of the footage.

Sincerely,
Hayes F. MicheL

 

Shauna Sands and her magical, midget hammocks

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As we sit here, pondering what to write about a woman known for nothing else than a home sex tape(nice technique) and giant reserves of silicone, it suddenly hit us, like a bolt of fart dust, we really need no other reasons or story to post her other than there are tens of thousands of young men, looking for some spank material each day that come to this site, and it is our duty, our moral obligation, to deter them whenever we can. And so you all, those of hairy palms and chaffed shafts, behold the self-cock-blocker, Shauna Sands photos!

Your welcome.

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