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Dita Von Teese ‘s Amazingness in BWATT Magazine -Video-

I just died a little. OMG! The amazingness that is Dita Von Teese is all over the new issue of BWATT Magazine. This photo.. I mean, just look at those seams with the titled heel. Squeeee. No seriously, her royal burlesque-ness is 40. Take THAT to the bank and cash it. You can get your [...]

Kate Upton Adds to Skullcandy Crew!

Kate Upton has been selling her body for Skullcandy since March, but now Skullcandy is adding three more hot supermodels to their extremely successful “put headphones on hot half naked girls” campaign. The three lucky models are, Chrissy Teigen, Jessica Stam and Chanel Iman.

All of the lucky ladies will get to create customize aviator headphones and will be featured in the brand’s Model Mondays for the entire month of September. We’re not sure what exactly will happen on “Model Mondays” but we’re sure it will make those dreadful Monday mornings a little easier to get through. The people at Skullcandy clearly understand the power of hot women.

You could take a picture of a bikini-clad Kate Upton holding a rotten banana, and guys everywhere would be like, “You know, I could go for a rotten banana right about now.” It’s just how simple guys really are! We like food, women and making fart noises with our armpits; we’re really not all that complicated. Why do you think guys get married? It’s not because the thought of being with one woman the rest of our life excites us, it’s because we know we need someone to take care of us!

Why do you think we get down on one knee when we ask? We’re begging you to say yes! Chanel Iman Chrissy Teigen Jessica Stam Kate Upton Skullcandy Kate Upton Skullcandy1 Kate Upton Skullcandy2


Anna Kournikova Hot For Maxim Australia!

Tennis star Anna Kournikova was great at playing tennis, but we think she makes an even better swimsuit model. The 31-year old posed for some very sexy pictures for the new issue of Maxim Australia. The photos were taken by Jeff Olson and will appear in the September issue of the popular magazine.

In the magazine, Anna Kournikova answers questions about being a Russian spy and how she feels about Serena Williams,

“I am for peace and truth and honesty, and I don’t think I could keep my cover up if I were a spy. I tend to give too many things away with my eyes. Having said that…maybe I am!” Anna told the magazine.

Oh, yes. Anna has been a Russian spy several times in my dreams. She has also been a stripper, nurse, police officer, shy neighbor, teacher, bartender and a distant cousin. Don’t question me about that last one, okay? It’s perfectly normal if it’s a distant cousin, right? They’re hardly even considered family! If you had a baby together, I am sure the baby would be perfectly fine! It might have an extra toe or something, but who couldn’t use an extra toe? It’d be an advantage not a disadvantage!

Anyway, enjoy some pictures below… Anna Anna1 Anna2 Anna3


Lucy Mecklenburgh’s Extremely Hot Bikini Photos!

Raise your hand if you have ever heard of Lucy Mecklenburgh…no one? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Lucy was on some British reality TV show, but that’s not important. What is important? Her hot bikini pictures!

You can view all of the hot pictures by clicking on the following link.

Enjoy! Lucy Mecklenburgh's Extremely Hot Bikini Photos! Lucy Mecklenburgh's Extremely Hot Bikini Photos! Lucy Mecklenburgh's Extremely Hot Bikini Photos! Lucy Mecklenburgh's Extremely Hot Bikini Photos!


AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini and armed with a Popsicle!

Just the other day I was thinking, “What is better than a hot chick in a bikini?” and all I could come up with was, “Two hot chicks in a bikini” but I totally forgot about a chick in a bikini…with a popsicle!

You can view all of the sexy pictures by clicking on the following link.

Enjoy your weekend! AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini and armed with a Popsicle! AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini and armed with a Popsicle! AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini and armed with a Popsicle!



Kate Upton in a Bikini….Again

Yawn. We have more Kate Upton bikini pictures for you all. Who really cares anymore? We know there will be new ones out tomorrow.

Relax! We’re just joking. We will always care about Kate Upton bikini pictures. Heck, they’re the main reason we wake up in the morning. You can view a couple of the pictures below, but be sure to click on the following link to see them all.

Enjoy! Kate Upton in a Bikini....Again Kate Upton in a Bikini....Again Kate Upton in a Bikini....Again


Lady Gaga is ENGAGED?

The little monsters are going crazy today! Why? Because Terry Richardson (man behind the Kate Upton ‘Cat Daddy’ video) posted a picture on his blog of Lady Gaga wearing a ring on her finger with the caption, ‘showing off her new engagement ring.

That made Lady Gaga fans all over the world go crazy! Rumors spread and many thought she got back with her recent ex Taylor Kinney and married him! However, that is not the case. It was all just one big hoax! Lady Gaga and Terry Richardson have been working together on a new book of Lady Gaga photos and this just happened to be one of the photos.

So, all you little monsters can relax. Did you really think the Mama monster would get engaged without telling you all first? Lady Gaga is ENGAGED? Lady Gaga is ENGAGED? Lady Gaga is ENGAGED? Lady Gaga is ENGAGED?


Rachel Bilson in a Bikini!

It’s Friday! Which means we have to celebrate the weekend with a little bit of hotness and a lot of bikini-ness! On this edition of “Bikini Fridays” we have former O.C. star Rachel Bilson! It seems like it’s been a long time since we last talked about her. Maybe she should start wearing tiny bikinis more often. It’s just a suggestion.

She went down to Barbados with her boyfriend, Hayden Christensen. The couple seemed to be having a wonderful time, playing in the water together and just laughing away. They’ll probably break up in a few weeks, though. They have had a very “off and on” relationship. They even were engaged at one point, but they called it off a short time later.

If I was Christensen, I’d put a ring on it. You can a view some of the pictures down below. To see the full gallery, go over to our sister-site,


Rachel Bilson in a Bikini! Rachel Bilson in a Bikini! Rachel Bilson in a Bikini!

Maria Menounos Wrestles Two Chicks! (VIDEO INSIDE!)

Maria Menounos continues to win over my heart and by heart I mean penis, of course. She is not afraid to show off her hot body at the beach, she’ll honor a bet and she will even wrestle in sexy little outfits! Despite having two cracked ribs, Maria managed to climb in the wrestling ring over the weekend. She teamed up with WWE diva Kelly Kelly to take on Beth Phoenix and Eve Torres.

Maria did get “power-lifted” and beat up a bit, but Maria and her partner managed to win the match. Not an easy task, considering she had two cracked ribs. Of course, we all know wrestling is fake and scripted, but still, it takes a lot to go out there with injured ribs.

You know, I have been known to thrown down in the ring, too. Maybe I could teach Maria a few moves, like the “Full-Body-Massageanator” and the “Sit on me…please for the love of god sit on me……slam

Enjoy the pictures below and the video above. Maria Menounos Wrestles Two Chicks! Maria Menounos Wrestles Two Chicks! Maria Menounos Wrestles Two Chicks! Maria Menounos Wrestles Two Chicks! Maria Menounos Wrestles Two Chicks!


Kate Upton Looking Sexy in yet another Commercial

Really Kate Upton? Really? Are you just going to make sexy commercials for every company now? When will it stop? At what point will she say no? Pretty soon we are going to see her in those embarrassing ‘Activa’ ads. Anyway, you can watch the video above and then watch it again…and again…and again. It’s only 23 seconds long and she only says seven words, but who cares? We don’t like her because of her great personality. We like her because of her incredible body, and she shows it all in this commercial.

I will admit that the commercial is kind of lame; it doesn’t make me want to switch to DirecTV. In fact, I had to watch the commercial about a dozen times before realizing she was saying “direct” and not “erect.”

The Carl’s Jr. Commercial is still her best commercial. Not only was it incredibly sexy, but it also made me want a burger really freaking bad. A burger and a nice warm glass of milk… Kate Upton Looking Sexy in yet another Commercial Kate Upton Looking Sexy in yet another Commercial Kate Upton Looking Sexy in yet another Commercial Kate Upton Looking Sexy in yet another Commercial


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Georgia Salpa Licks a Very Lucky Ice Cream Cone!

The weather is getting warmer, flowers are starting to pop up and hot chicks are starting to wear less clothing! And they call Christmas the most wonderful time of the year…psh. The hot Irish model, Georgia Salpa went to a London royal park recently and looked extremely hot. The 26-year-old wore a tight little white shirt and some denim short shorts and was even caught bending over, giving us a nice cleavage shot. But, wait! It gets better!

She was also eating an ice cream cone! JACKPOT! We now have the missing ingredient to the perfect picture recipe. Just look at her lick that ice cream cone…sucking on her finger.

Can you imagine being at that park with your girlfriend that day? There would be no way that you’d make it out of the park alive. She would catch you looking the first time and let you off with a warning, the second time she would slap you, the third time she’d kick you in the groin and the fourth time your head would be on an ice cream cone…topped with rainbow sprinkles. Georgia Salpa Licks a Very Lucky Ice Cream Cone! Georgia Salpa Licks a Very Lucky Ice Cream Cone! Georgia Salpa Licks a Very Lucky Ice Cream Cone! Georgia Salpa Licks a Very Lucky Ice Cream Cone! Georgia Salpa Licks a Very Lucky Ice Cream Cone! Georgia Salpa Licks a Very Lucky Ice Cream Cone! Georgia Salpa Licks a Very Lucky Ice Cream Cone!


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Irina Shayk and Anne V Bikini Pictures!

It’s the weekend! Which means we are here to deliver some very nice bikini pictures for you. Sure, the day off from work is nice, but you really just want the bikini pictures. Well, we have them for you! Irina Shayk and Anne V spent some time at Miami Beach recently and showed off their sexy bikini bodies. You can view all of the pictures below.

In one of the pictures you can see Anne V jumping onto Irina and pushing her under the water. Anne V does not know how lucky she is, do you know how many people would love to jump onto a bikini-clad Irina Shayk? Do you think they also have pillow fights at night, too? Do you think they shower together? Give each other massages? Where does the madness stop?

What if supermodels really do all the sick stuff we like to imagine they do? It’s too much for our little brains to handle. Irina Shayk and Anne V Bikini Pictures! Irina Shayk and Anne V Bikini Pictures! Irina Shayk and Anne V Bikini Pictures! Irina Shayk and Anne V Bikini Pictures! Irina Shayk and Anne V Bikini Pictures! Irina Shayk and Anne V Bikini Pictures! Irina Shayk and Anne V Bikini Pictures! Irina Shayk and Anne V Bikini Pictures! Irina Shayk and Anne V Bikini Pictures!


Paris Hilton’s Hippie Bikini!

Now that Paris Hilton isn’t filming herself having sex…we really don’t hear much about her anymore. However, we just saw these pictures of her and thought they were worthy of their own post. She looks like she gained a little bit of weight (which is a good thing) she used to be way too skinny.

She was hanging out poolside with her rumored boyfriend DJ Afrojack; he was playing a set for the crowd. He is actually producing her new album, which makes me hate him. I know he has to be the “supportive” boyfriend and act like Paris has some kind of talent, but at some point you just have to let her know she sucks. Don’t waste time and money producing a crappy album for her just because you want to get lucky.

The album is supposed to feature collaborations with LMFAO and Flo Rida, so that means it is really going to suck. I would say that she just needs to stick with acting, but she is not really good at that either. What is she good at again? Having a famous last name? Paris Hilton’s Hippy Bikini! Paris Hilton’s Hippy Bikini! Paris Hilton’s Hippy Bikini! Paris Hilton’s Hippy Bikini! Paris Hilton’s Hippy Bikini! Paris Hilton’s Hippy Bikini! Paris Hilton’s Hippy Bikini!


Sofia Vergara Looking Sexy in Lingerie!

After the horrible pictures of Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife yesterday, we figured we would make it up to you and show you what big breasts are supposed to look like. Sofia Vergara is a perfect example, she recently posed in some sexy lingerie for Esquire magazine (you can view all the pictures below.)

The magazine also interviewed Sofia and she shared some tips on how to land a beautiful Latina babe. “I guess at the end of the day, all women like to be appreciated and treated with respect and kindness. We all want to have sex in a romantic way. But with a Latina, you’re going to have more fun.”

She also revealed that she can have quite the temper, “Nick (her boyfriend) wonders how I can get really mad and scream, then turn around, do something, come back, and forget that I was mad. The first time it happened, he thought, this woman is insane. One time I was screaming with my sister. Then the next day, I told him I was having lunch with her. He said, ‘How? You were just fighting with her!’”

A hot babe with a temper? Sign me up! I’ve always wanted to walk out of the bedroom, bloody and bruised. I want some kind of proof that I just had the time of my life in there. Battle wounds. Sofia Vergara Looking Sexy in Lingerie! Sofia Vergara Looking Sexy in Lingerie! Sofia Vergara Looking Sexy in Lingerie! Sofia Vergara Looking Sexy in Lingerie! Sofia Vergara Looking Sexy in Lingerie!


Bethenny Frankel Rocks a Bikini!

She’s 41, but still has the body of a 21 year old! Look at that stomach, flat, tight and little drops of water just glistening…very sexy. If you don’t know who she is (consider yourself lucky) she is kind of a crazy bitch. Like that one time she told Ellen DeGeneres that she was lost a sea for 21 hours, but really she had a reality TV camera crew with her and the captain who “saved” them admitted that they were in no danger. You know, normal stories crazy bitches make up.

She has been on, The Real Housewives of New York City, Skating With The Stars and Bethenny Ever After. Basically she is a reality TV slut who is deeply in love with herself. The more I read about her, the less attractive she gets, so we should just be thankful that she is in a bikini and leave it at that.

Enjoy her nipples below… Bethenny Frankel Rocks a Bikini! Bethenny Frankel Rocks a Bikini! Bethenny Frankel Rocks a Bikini! Bethenny Frankel Rocks a Bikini! Bethenny Frankel Rocks a Bikini! Bethenny Frankel Rocks a Bikini! Bethenny Frankel Rocks a Bikini!


How Will Victoria’s Secret Model ‘Doutzen Kroes” Look in the Future? Find Out Inside!

It’s not often that we are lucky enough to give you a glimpse into the future, but today is a very special day. Victoria’s Secret Model, Doutzen Kroes was out prancing around in her little bikini yesterday and looked amazing. Why wouldn’t she? She is a 27-year-old model! Her body is tight, stomach is flat and her ass looks great. But, what will she look like when she is 62? We think she’ll look a lot like this…

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Shocking! I know what you are thinking, “How did they get pictures of her from the future?” Well, we didn’t. The picture above is actually a picture of 62-year-old Ivana Trump. However, we feel like the pictures are very similar. The bikinis look similar and they’re both adjusting their top. Just look at the pictures side by side…

Cased closed. Enjoy the tight body while you can Doutzen…old age is coming. How Will Victoria’s Secret Model ‘Doetzen Kroes” Look in the Future? Find Out Inside! How Will Victoria’s Secret Model ‘Doetzen Kroes” Look in the Future? Find Out Inside! How Will Victoria’s Secret Model ‘Doetzen Kroes” Look in the Future? Find Out Inside! How Will Victoria’s Secret Model ‘Doetzen Kroes” Look in the Future? Find Out Inside! How Will Victoria’s Secret Model ‘Doetzen Kroes” Look in the Future? Find Out Inside! How Will Victoria’s Secret Model ‘Doetzen Kroes” Look in the Future? Find Out Inside! How Will Victoria’s Secret Model ‘Doetzen Kroes” Look in the Future? Find Out Inside!


Maria Menounos Wears Bikini After Losing Super Bowl Bet

If you are a Patriots fan and you are still sad over the Super Bowl…well it’s time to cheer up! You finally have a reason to be thankful that the Patriots lost. You see, Maria Menounos is a fan of the Patriots and she made a bet with ‘Extra’ correspondent AJ Calloway who loves the Giants. She obviously lost the bet and a lot of her clothes.

If I would have known about this bet yesterday, then I would have went out and bought a Giants jersey. Just look at the hot pictures below! How could any football game be better than that? It’s time that we start getting our priorities right. Hot chicks in bikinis should always come before muscular dudes in uniforms.

Especially if that hot chick is Maria Menounos! Just look at how she handles that microphone…

Thank you to the Patriots for dropping so many passes. Thank you Mario Manningham for making that incredible catch, you will always be a hero to me. But most of all, thank you to AJ Calloway. Thank you for making what just might be the bet of the year.

Bravo. Maria Menounos Wears Bikini After Losing Super Bowl Bet Maria Menounos Wears Bikini After Losing Super Bowl Bet Maria Menounos Wears Bikini After Losing Super Bowl Bet Maria Menounos Wears Bikini After Losing Super Bowl Bet Maria Menounos Wears Bikini After Losing Super Bowl Bet Maria Menounos Wears Bikini After Losing Super Bowl Bet Maria Menounos Wears Bikini After Losing Super Bowl Bet Maria Menounos Wears Bikini After Losing Super Bowl Bet Maria Menounos Wears Bikini After Losing Super Bowl Bet


Lady Gaga Is Ready For Some Football!

Lady Gaga doesn’t seem like your typical football fan, but she is getting in the spirit of things. She posed for a photo shoot with her friend Terry Richardson, who posted the photos on his blog. You can see in one of the pictures she is using a football to cover her bare chest. You know what that means, right? We’re going to see ladies all over the place doing the same thing, just because Lady Gaga did it. So, don’t be surprised if your girlfriend sends you a picture message of her holding a football up to her boobies. You can thank Lady Gaga for that.

If that does indeed happen, then you will need to send a picture back. I suggest getting one of those ‘Number 1” foam hand things and well…you can figure out the rest.

It’s being reported that Sofia Vergara was going to pose for the same kind of picture, but they couldn’t find enough footballs to cover her chest. Lady Gaga Is Ready For Some Football! Lady Gaga Is Ready For Some Football! Lady Gaga Is Ready For Some Football! Lady Gaga Is Ready For Some Football! Lady Gaga Is Ready For Some Football!


The Daily Fix-ation for 1/24/12

Hello! It’s a new day which means you all need your daily fix. You will love the first two “fixes” today, but then things turn ugly in a big way. Scroll down to see what I mean… First up… Katharine McPhee: She doesn’t get as much love as she deserves. Sure, her songs are horrible but does that really matter? We don’t love her because of her songs; we love her because she is hot! Is that wrong? Probably, but at least we’re honest. Enjoy the behind the scenes pictures below of Katharine posing for GQ! Rihanna: I read somewhere that yesterday was her last day on vacation or something…I don’t know if that is true. If it is though, I thought it’d be appropriate to show you all the last day of Rihanna in a bikini for awhile. I’m glad she is going to take a break from the bikini; it was beginning to get boring. Never in my life did I ever think I’d say such a thing. Kevin Federline: So, if you read my story the other day you know that Kevin was rushed to the hospital because he was having heart problems. Well, he is apparently “fine” now and was out shopping. He looked horrible, though! It’s like he doesn’t even try. And, why are his shirts so freaking big? It only makes him look fatter than he is. Only shoplifters wear shirts that baggy. 

The Daily Fix-ation for 1/22/12

A little bird told me that you haven’t had your Daily Fix, yet. That must change! We are here to bring you The Daily Fix-ation for this fine Sunday! Get out your coffee cup and let us pour two teaspoons of hotness and one teaspoon of, “OH NO!” in it. First up today… Stacy Keibler: How is it possible for someone to be this incredibly sexy? It’s just not fair. She could get away with anything! She could murder someone and not spend one day in jail, you think I am exaggerating? Of course I am, but you get my point! Her legs are the only things that could ever bring peace to the world. Rita Rusic: There have been a lot of pictures of her in a bikini recently, so I just picked the set of pictures I liked the best. I am still amazed that she is 51 years old! She must have worked out some deal with the devil. That is the only explanation I can think of, how else would she still look that hot? “Diet and Exercise?” Pleaaaaase. Florence Welch: I know she was just on “The Daily Fix-ation” a few days ago, but these are slightly different pictures! She looks so bad, that she deserves to be in here twice. If you don’t know, Florence is the lead singer of, “Florence and the Machine” and I really do love her songs, but her body and her swimsuit? Not so much. She looks older than Rita Rusic, and she is only 25 years old! I really think it has a lot to do with that horrible swimsuit, though. It looks like something a sumo wrestler might wear to bed. 

The Daily Fix-ation for 1/20/12

Hello! It’s time for the second official “Daily Fix-ation.” I know it’s a little bit of a change, but it is a change for the better! Now, you can get it all in one post. So, today I have two hotties and one ginger who should keep her clothes on. Let’s get started… Vanessa Hudgens: Yes! Today is a good day because we have a lot of pictures of Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini. The bad part is that her boyfriend keeps showing his face in all the pictures. Why is he always around her? It’s like they’re going out or something…pfft. Christine Theiss: Some of you might be thinking, “Who the heck is Christine Theiss?” Well, she is a German chick who can kick your ass. She is believed to be the world’s top female kick boxer. You know what they say about kick boxers, don’t you? Seriously, don’t you? Cause I have no idea. Kathy Griffin: You know that one girl back in high school who was really loud and annoying? Plus she thought she was just so hilarious? Well, meet Kathy Griffin. I am pretty sure she was that girl in high school. She was on Letterman Thursday Night and stripped down to her bra. Now, she is not the ugliest woman, ever. However, that doesn’t mean we want to see all of that paleness. It looks like she just got dipped in a bunch of flour.

The Spank Bank for 1/18/12

As a lot of you know the internet is coming together today and fighting against PIPA and SOPA. I figured I’d put my foot in the ring and remind you all to tell your Members of Congress you OPPOSE PIPA & SOPA! Now let’s get to the FREE Spank Bank! First up… Katie Price: She is 33 years old now and still looking pretty dang hot. Of course, I might just be saying that because she is making sexy poses, and shoving her breasts in our faces. Whatever, I am a weak man. Rihanna: Yeah…she just made it in the Spank Bank for the third time in a row. I’M SORRY! It’s just the pictures to continue to get better and better. Just scroll down and look at those pictures, you see them? You forgive me now, right? I promise she won’t be in here again tomorrow. Even if nude photos are released of her again…okay she might make it in then. Kate Beckinsale: She doesn’t need a bikini! She is just plain sexy. The pictures below are from some segment she was shooting for Extra. In one of the pictures you can see her with Maria Menounos. That is just too much hotness in one picture, I almost can’t take it. Shayne Lamas: I had to do some research on google to find out who she was. Apparently she was on the Bachelor, which explains why I had no clue who she was. Also, she just had a baby, so that makes these pictures pretty damn impressive.

The Spank Bank for 1/17/12

I have a lot of pictures for you today! So, you might want to clear out a little space in your Spank Bank because you are about to have a lot of new images you are going to want to add! First up… Michelle Williams: She is so underrated and such a talented actress. There are only two pictures of her down below, but they are very sexy! She doesn’t usually show off her sexy side, so let’s appreciate whatever we can get. Rihanna: Yeah…Rihanna again. Actually it’s a double shot of Rihanna. You’ll see her down below posing for Armani…looking very hot. Also, you will see pictures of her getting high again. Apparently that is her new favorite thing to do now. Get high and look sexy while doing so. Lara Stone: Finally some bikini pictures! We got spoiled over the holidays with a lot of bikini pictures, since every damn celebrity was on vacation. But, they’re starting to come back! Enjoy the supermodel bikini pictures below. Imogen Thomas: Another model/reality star who I have never heard of. This is for some of you people who claim I only like “skinny” girls. Here is a “thick” girl for you all to enjoy. She looks like she would be a freak in bed. Probably likes to play around with food in bed, and no that is not a fat joke.

The Spank Bank for 1/16/12

Phew, I am glad it is Monday; I had such a wild weekend. I got multiple paper cuts during a late night reading session on Saturday night. Anyway, let’s get to the Spank Bank! First up… Rihanna: Nothing fancy here, just a hot chick relaxing, laying down and smoking some…completely legal thing I am sure. Too bad she didn’t start busting out some yoga moves, something to really put those pants to work. Irina Shayk: Every time I see pictures of her it’s like the first time, you know what I mean? You can see her in the pictures below in new advertisements from GUESS. Well, GUESS what? The advertisements are working. Damn, that was lame. Victoria Justice: She is a solid 18 and she is about to be 19, so you don’t have to feel ashamed if you think she looks hot. She is very hot, and I am ashamed that I haven’t had her in the Spank Bank before now. Sadly there are just two pictures of her this time, but they’re two magnificent pictures! Jessica-Jane Clement: A safe choice for the Spank Bank on a Monday. You can’t really go wrong with Jessica. I have a business idea that I want to ask her about. It involves her boobs, my face, a lot of butter and a $100 dollar bill.

The Spank Bank for 1/15/12

Happy Sunday! We were spoiled yesterday with a full Spank Bank, but now the weekend has really started to kick in, which means things are slow right now. However, I have managed to put together a Spank Bank for you; I even added in a special blast from the past! First up… Minka Kelly: She was out playing with her dog recently, wearing some pretty sweet looking pants. And, I am not just saying that because her ass looks good in them. In one of the pictures it looks like she is using a water bottle to play catch with her dog…really? She can’t afford a ball? Rihanna: She is trying to be a nipster. What is a nipster? A nerd/hipster. I don’t understand the trend of big glasses. There are so many people walking around now with big ass glasses, and they don’t even need them! They just wear them to look, “cool.” What happened to just…being cool? You know where your personality makes you cool? Anyone? Sara Jean Underwood: And, now it is time for the blast from the past! These aren’t new pictures, but they might be new for some of you! Besides, could you ever really get tired of looking at Sara Jean Underwood? Just look at her perfect ass promoting twitter. I am a fan.

The Spank Bank for 1/14/12

You know how last weekend I was saying that weekends are usually slow for the Spank Bank? Well, I guess that is not always the case. I have a pretty full Spank Bank for you today! Hooray for the weekend! First up… Miranda Kerr: I know she was in the Spank Bank yesterday, but she has made it on here again. I doubt anyone will have a problem with this, especially since these pictures are even hotter. If only she just bent over a little bit more. Sofia Vergara: The hot MILF was caught dancing in a new commercial for Diet Pepsi. You can see some stills from the video in the gallery below; also you can see the video at the end of this post. The only bad part is that she is promoting Diet Pepsi. Gross. Kristin Cavallari: These pictures certainly aren’t flashy or anything, but they do show off her sexy legs. Kristin is underrated, she deserves more attention, and as long as she keeps showing off her legs, she’ll be getting my attention. Maria Fowler: I don’t know who she is…some reality star or something. I am just going to assume everyone is a reality star these days. Anyway, you can see her in the pictures below kissing another woman, making dumb faces, and doing sexy things with large bottles.  

The Spank Bank for 1/13/12

It’s Friday! It’s time to celebrate the end of the week with a bunch of babes! So, when you’re stuck in traffic on your way back home from the office, just close your eyes and think about your Spank Bank. Well, don’t close your eyes since you will be driving and all, but you get what I mean. First up… Miranda Kerr: No, sadly she is not posing nude again. However, she is still dressing up sexy for us! Is it just me, or does it look like two softballs are trying to break free from her chest? Hayden Panettiere: You don’t hear much about Hayden anymore, at least I don’t. I remember her trying to save a bunch of dolphins, but that’s about it. This is a nice way to make a comeback, though! More cleavage, please! Olivia Munn: She is single and ready to mingle! I hope you all saw my story earlier about her dumping her boyfriend. Now, she is sharing even more good news! She posed nude for PETA! Pictures below. Amanda Harrington: Okay, now these are the most interesting pictures of the day. I’m not entirely sure who Amanda is, but I am pretty sure she had like five seconds of fame on a reality show. Anyway, the pictures are golden! Not because she is super hot, but because they just make perfect sense. What I mean by that is that she is stuffing her face with Mcdonalds, right? A trashy, bad for you fast food place that you can’t help but eat. Well, Amanda Harrington is, trashy, bad for you, but you’re still going to be thinking of her next time you are having sex with your wife.   Thank me later.

Olivia Munn is Available!

TGIFATGOIS! (Thank God It’s Friday And Thank God Olivia Is Single) I am positive that will catch on. But, today is an exciting day! According to the New York Post, Olivia Munn has ended it with her hockey playing boyfriend Brad Richards. The New York Post reports the following… “She ended it with him,” a source tells Us Weekly. “She had to. It’s not really complicated. She just realized she liked him as a friend and nothing more. Munn and Richards were first spotted together in November, dining at Spasso in the West Village. Though they only recently began dating, the Rangers had already come to think of the “Parks and Recreation” actress as a good luck charm after a winning streak. Following a win over the Islanders on Dec. 26, a source told Page Six, “Fans in the crowd kept high-fiving her after the win, and thanking her.” Munn and Richards had spent Christmas Eve together, cuddling up during a double date at restaurant Smith & Mills. A source told us, “Brad was very attentive to Olivia helping put on her coat and holding her hand as they left.” That poor guy. He goes from dating Olivia Freaking Munn and being a hockey player…to just being a hockey player. How lame is that? And, to make matters worse she thought of him as just a “friend.” Ouch. I guess his stick just couldn’t do the trick. His puck just never could make it in her net, you know? Olivia Munn deserves better than some hockey player. She needs a real man! Like a celebrity gossip blogger, it takes a real man to do this job. It might not seem like a dangerous job, but it is! I could be headed for early arthritis with all of this typing, but I still do it. And, sometimes if I leave my laptop on my leg long enough it starts to get really hot and burns me. I am just saying that this is a very dangerous job. One time I got tangled up in all of the computer cords! I wasn’t able to put any weight on my ankle for a good 5-10 minutes.

The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly — 1/12/12

Hi there and welcome to The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly! Let’s get to it, because I’ve got something… a bit different for you today. The Good — Ahhhhh… This chick is unbelievably bangin!’ She is truly sexy, and she’s actually got some curves! And OMG, look at those legs!!! However, I have no friggin’ clue who she is. Apparently, Edita Vilkeviciute is a Victoria Secret model, though, which is good enough for me… even though I have no clue how to pronounce her name. But, that matters naught. Check out the sexy-as-hell pic spread in the gallery below and you’ll see what I’m talking about… The Semi-Bad — Yes, you heard me correctly; I said the semi-bad. Why? Because, I just didn’t have the heart to call Lucy Moore ‘Bad.’ When I saw the thumbnail of this girl with all of her glorious curves, I immediately thought ‘THE GOOD!!!’ Then… I clicked on the pic. Dammit! I was SO hoping that the chick the British public voted as Ann Summer’s new Valentine Campaign girl would be hot. Like, if you’re going to broadcast to the whole world that big chicks are sexy too, can you at least make sure that the model is HOT?!?!? This pains me, truly, but I must tell the truth. I love that she won, and I love that she’s a big girl, but — Dammit — WHY ISN’T SHE HOT!!! The Fugly — This one, however, I have no qualms about. I used to LOVE Kelly Osbourne; you know, when The Osbourne’s first came out and she was this foul mouthed, big bitch who spoke her mind and said fuck the world. But… what the hell happened?! I realize that she’s 27 now, but she showed up to the People’s Choice Awards looking more matronly than her 59 year old mother! It’s not just that rag of a dress, but look at that gray hair!!! Look, Kelly, if you’re going to rock the gray look, for FUCK’S sake, don’t look so FUCKING FUGLY!!!

The Spank Bank for 1/12/12

Hello Spank Bankers! I’ve got another round of hot pictures for you. What would you do without me? You’d probably still be filling your spank bank with pictures from the magazines in the grocery store check out line. First up today… People’s Choice Awards Red Carpet: The People’s Choice Awards took place last night and there were a lot of hotties on the red carpet. I showed you some pictures last night and now I am adding a little bit more. Enjoy them all below. The pictures include, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Vanessa Hudgens, Julianne Hough, Nina Dobrev, Lea Michele, Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs. Mayra Suarez: Mayra is a very hot model if you didn’t already know. I wonder how many souls I’d have to sell in order to get a date with her? Probably too many. If you do want to offer up your soul, please e-mail me at Michelle Hunziker: I’m not really sure who she is. I believe she is from Switzerland, which makes her even hotter. Why? I don’t know. I’ve always wanted to date a chick from Switzerland, though. I picture them waking me up every morning with hot chocolate and a hand job.

The Spank Bank for 1/11/12

Are you ready? The Spank Bank today is full of sexiness. It has a very nice variety to it, and some fresh new faces! So, take a break from whatever you are doing and enjoy this edition of the Spank Bank! First up… Raven Symone: I know, Raven Symone? Not the first person you would pick to be on the Spank Bank, but she looks good here! We are a very fair and open Spank Bank. Raven has worked hard and she deserves some recognition. I do have one question, though. Who is that dude with her? And why can’t my hair grow like that? Lacey Banghard: BEWARE! The pictures down below are extremely hot. I have no idea who she is, but I know she has a really cool name. I am wondering if that is actually her real name? But, I don’t care enough to google and find out. Maybe after I get done looking at her pictures. Dawn Olivieri: She is an actress and I really don’t know what she has been on really. I just know that she hasn’t been on me, and that really sucks. You can check her out in the pictures below, posing for Maxim. Kate Beckinsale: We all know that Kate is considered to be one of the hottest MILFs around, and these pictures just prove why. She doesn’t have to strip down to be sexy. Keep it classy, Kate.

A double shot of Lindsay Lohan

So, Lindsay Lohan is making headlines, no she is not posing nude for Playboy again. However, she did pose for more pictures for some new advertising campaign. You can see all of the pictures below, they actually don’t look that bad. But, after her horrible Playboy shots, anything is really an improvement. It’s not all good news for Lindsay, though. The second shot of Lindsay today, is a second shot of unpaid taxes! Apparently, Lindsay Lohan failed to pay $93k in federal income taxes from 2009. Lindsay Lohan claims she had no idea she owed that much because she thought she had accountants to take of all of her taxes. Sources have told TMZ that Lindsay Lohan recently cleaned house and replaced most of her business team. That girl just can’t stay out of trouble, can she? It’s always something with her. The sad part is that I believe her when she says she had no idea about it. You think she keeps up with that stuff? Heck no. That is why celebrities need to have a few people they can actually trust to handle that stuff. You can’t just be hiring Moe Joe from H&R Block. Get it together, Lindsay!

The Spank Bank for 1/10/12

It’s a new day which means you all get a new Spank Bank. Today has an old favorite and someone who I thought would never make the Spank Bank. Not because she didn’t have the potential…she just never showed it off. That person? Katie Holmes: There are a lot of pictures of Katie walking around in mom jeans and sweaters, but that won’t get her in the Spank Bank. However, she just posed topless and the pictures are amazing! Why doesn’t she show off that body more often? Torrie Wilson: She is a former pro wrestler and she is now going out with Alex Rodriguez, why? I don’t know. I guess she likes his big ass titties. Have you seen those things? I won’t show them here, they’re too disgusting. Just enjoy Torrie’s sweet body. Olivia Palermo: I am still not sure who she is but she keeps showing up in a bikini, so she has got my attention! She is not the hottest chick to ever enter the Spank Bank, but she definitely deserves a spot. Irina Shayk: Yeah, she is in the Spank Bank again, are you complaining? You better not be. We should cherish everyday that she gives us hot pictures of her to drool over. She is one of those rare women that are incredibly hot and incredibly beautiful at the same time. Because there is a big difference between, “beautiful” and “hot.”

The Spank Bank for 1/9/12

It’s Monday! That means most of you are probably going to your job that you hate, but don’t worry! Monday is now a day you should be excited about! Monday always brings a packed Spank Bank to get you through the horror that is the beginning of the week. First up.. Lauren Stoner: She is making another appearance in the Spank Bank. I am just at a loss for words…she is just so magnificent in a bikini. I am going to call her the, “elevator” because she is shooting up fast on the hottie charts.  <— that lame joke is why I will never get a girl like that. Maria Menounos: She is not in a bikini anymore, but with a woman this hot it really doesn’t matter what she is wearing. In fact, I would say she looks better in these pictures than she did in her bikini pictures. It leaves more to the imagination…and with her there is a lot to imagine. Olcay Gulsen: I honestly have no idea who she is. I believe she is getting married to some former soccer player or something. Does it really matter? I didn’t think so. Just enjoy the hot pictures of her below. Georgia Salpa: She is a model and a Celebrity Big Brother star. I am kind of ashamed that I had never heard of her ’til a few days ago when she received a “bad” listing on, “The Good, The Bad and The Fugly.” I obviously disagree with my fellow co-writer! This is a woman every guy should know about, they should have posters of her all over their walls and pictures of her in their wallet…or would that be going too far?

The Spank Bank for 1/8/12

It’s Sunday, which probably means you are going to be watching football. But, football can only last so long, and eventually it’ll be halftime. And, why not spend halftime doing things you enjoy? Like…filling up your Spank Bank! First up… Rita Rusic: I think she is some Italian movie producer, but the more important thing to know about her is that she is 51! Pretty crazy, huh? You can certainly tell that some areas are not as tight as they used to be, but she is looking mighty fine for 51. LeAnn Rimes: Remember what I said? I would stop putting her in the Spank Bank when I got tired of seeing new pictures of her in a bikini. Well, I am not tired of it, yet! You can see her in the pictures below wearing another tiny bikini. How many bikinis can one woman have? Chloe Sims: I was kind of on the fence with this one, but I decided to put her in. Mainly because weekends are so slow, and there was really no one else. Yeah, she kind of looks clownish and her face is all kinds of weird, but just try to focus on her big boobs! That is obviously what she wants you to do.   See you tomorrow for a new Spank Bank! It’ll be Monday so it should be filled with pictures.

The Spank Bank for 1/7/12

The weekend Spank Banks are usually slow and today is no different. There just wasn’t a lot of action today, but there were a few intriguing finds. We got a muscle babe for you, a hot model and a sexy, classy lady. First up… Jennifer Nicole Lee: I don’t usually go for the muscular type of woman, but these pictures aren’t that bad. Her ass looks…healthy. It looks like it could crush a brick, or perhaps bring world peace. It’s amazing what a big ball can do for someone. I have two pretty big balls, maybe she would come work out on them sometime. Jessica-Jane Clement: Yeah, I know. She looks too good to be true; the pictures look like they have had as much work done on them as Jessica has had on her. Oh well, though. There is plenty of room in the Spank Bank for these pictures. I’ll put them in the, “Rainy Day” category. Katharine McPhee: Katharine was out promoting her new show, “Smash.” And, she looked damn good while doing so. Probably my favorite pictures of the day. I like these pictures so much that I might actually watch a few minutes of her show.   Have a good weekend!