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SMH: Hoes Get 1099’s Too


One of the many broads that Tiger Woods’ little square self chopped down, said she never got paid for sex, but one whore extraordinaire madam has proof that she was a ‘working girl’:

Jamie Jungers, one of the women who claimed to have a relationship with golfer Tiger Woods, has insisted to news outlets that she was in no way a paid escort. But according to onetime madam Michelle Braun, that’s not the case.

According to a recently obtained 1099 form, Jungers was part of a stable of escorts managed by Braun. Jungers’ income, according to the form? $31,400. That’s not the only woman connected to Woods managed by Braun. Porn star Holly Sampson, who in a much-circulated video claimed to have an affair with Woods before he was married, also has a 1099 filed by Braun. According to that document, filed for the 2009 tax year, Braun paid Sampson $24,600. Many of Braun’s clients booked escorts via e-mail, but according to Braun, Woods booked “either by phone call or text.” A source quite close to Braun says that Woods is just one of many recognizable names on her roster.

“If she went public with the whole list, people would be utterly shocked,” said the source. It’s possible that Braun may end up discussing more of those names. According to text messages between the source and Braun, Braun is negotiating a $500,000 deal to give a tell-all interview.

That woman is about to make a grip of money. She’s gonna be getting hush stacks out the wazoo for this come-up. SMH.

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Buju Banton Held at Prison in Miami for Federal Drug Charge


Another day, another arrest. Buju Banton has been locked up since Thursday for moving yayo:

Buju Banton, the Jamaican reggae star whose anti-gay lyrics have drawn international criticism, is in a federal lockup in Miami, facing drug conspiracy charges.

Drug Enforcement Administration agents say Banton, real name Mark Anthony Myrie, has been in custody since Thursday and will soon be transferred to Tampa, where the U.S. Attorney is charging him with conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute more than five kilos of cocaine.

If Buju is convicted, he faces up to twenty years in prison. SMH.

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Skanks, Scaliwags, and Sex Addiction Causes Tiger to Consider Quitting Golf?!?!?!


We already know that Tiger Woods has cheated on his wife with Porn Stars (plural), Low-Budget Waitresses, Vegas Hoes, NYC Hoes/Hostesses, and now High-Priced Hookers are added to the list:

Married golf great Tiger Woods hired high-priced prostitutes several times from a well-known Hollywood madam, she told The Post last night. Michelle Braun said she sent at least four escorts on pay-for-sex dates with the randy Woods six times from late 2006 to 2007 — charging him a total of $60,000. “The most was for a girl in Manhattan” — a petite, pillow-lipped looker named Loredana, Braun said. “He paid $15,000 for her. He liked girl-on-girl,” Braun said. “He had sex with them together.” Braun said her escorts reported that Woods “was just wild and a lot of fun.”

“And that he was tough to keep up with — with days at a time, just on a booze and sex bender,” Braun said. Loredana, the escort who admittedly worked for Braun, told The Post that she accompanied Woods to Manhattan hot spots, including the East Village club Butter, and that during shopping trips, “he purchased gifts for me — diamonds and stuff like that.” Loredana claimed she had received “a ring, a pair of diamond studs and a watch” from Woods. “He came off being a really nice person with me. He had manners,” Loredana said. “I had nothing bad to say about him.”

With all of these broads coming out from under rocks and such, we hear that Elin is giving Tiger an ultimatum to keep their marriage together:

Insiders say the disgraced sex addict has told wife Elin he will “do anything” – as the scandal rolled on. Swedish beauty Elin Nordegren, 29, has agreed to stay with her billionaire husband for the sake of their two young children. But she has given Woods, 33, this stark ultimatum: “It’s golf, or me.” A friend said: “She was close to walking out. She decided to stay for the kids’ sake.

F*ck that. We would have walked out on that dirty sleazeball regardless if there are kids involved or not. This man put the whole family in jeopardy. Screwing all of these whores, porn stars, and prostitutes WITHOUT a CONDOM???? No way.

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Update: Woman Hospitalized Unknown, Possibly Tiger’s Mother-in-law


More details on the latest in the Tiger Woods scandal:

The wife of Tiger Woods was seen leaving Health Central Hospital early Tuesday morning after a rescue call to the couple’s Isleworth mansion.

Dispatchers received a call from the home at 2:36 a.m. A radio log showed an adult woman was transported to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee. The log also showed the patient initially refused transport, but was later listed as an advanced life support patient.

It has been reported that the mother of Tiger Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, had arrived in Central Florida on Monday. It is not known if she was the patient.

Video from the hospital showed a middle-aged woman being removed from an ambulance on a stretcher and taken through an emergency entrance. Health Central is the same hospital where Woods was taken after his crash on Nov. 27.

Well at least there aren’t anymore hoes coming out of the woodwork….for now.

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SMH: Seattle Cop Killer Thought He Was Jesus


This guy was truly interrupted:

The man that shot and killed four police officers in Seattle, Washington before being killed himself believed he was Jesus Christ. New video footage has just been released showing Maurice Clemmons when he visited New York in June to meet cyber minister and prophet Benard Jordan. Continue…

 

Another One Of Tiger’s Tricks Sells Her Story


These Tiger Woods jumpoffs are coming out so quickly…we are having a hard time keeping up:

Life & Style can exclusively reveal the identity of a woman who has quietly been seeing golf star Tiger Woods for months — as recently as late October. Kalika Moquin, a marketing manager for The Bank nightclub in Las Vegas, hooked up with Tiger more than once at his Las Vegas hotel during the weekend of Oct. 23, an insider tells Life & Style. Kalika is the third woman to be publicly linked to Tiger. Club promoter Rachel Uchitel and Los Angeles cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs have also been named in shocking reports as women with whom Tiger has cheated on his wife of five years, Elin Nordegren.

When contacted by Life & Style, Kalika neither confirmed nor denied an affair with Tiger. “It’s not appropriate for me to comment one way or the other,” she said. “At this time, I’m just choosing to focus on my job.” Reps for Tiger would not comment. But the insider tells Life & Style, “They’ve hooked up a bunch of times. Tiger told Kalika that married life isn’t all it’s built up to be. He said he wasn’t happy in his marriage or his home life and that there was just so much pressure on him.”

Who knew a quiet white-washed kid from Orange County was getting so much tail?

 

SMH: Lil Wayne Speaks On Being Raped At 11


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This explains a lot:

While filming his new documentary “The Carter” which was produced by QD3 and hit stores last month, Weezy F. Baby detailed how he was raped at the tender age of 11…Continue…

 

Hasselhoff’s Ex Arrested For Drunk Driving Too?


“Hoff’s” ex-wife was arrested again over the weekend for driving while hammered. Ironically enough, she was popped the same day Michael Knight was found by their daughter doing the funky chicken :

This past weekend was anything but good for actor David Hasselhoff and his ex-wife Pamela Bach.  David was taken by ambulance to the hospital after suffering a seizure, while Bach was arrested and went to jail the same day for a DUI.

This is the second DUI this year for Bach.  In March, she pleaded no contest to her first.  California law mandates jail time for a second offense. CHP picked up Pamela on Saturday night on the 101 freeway near Laurel Canyon Blvd.  A spokesman for the L.A.P.D. said that she was taken into custody at the Van Nuys jail and later released on her own recognizance.

Bach’s publicist told People magazine that there was no bail, and that his client was fine and would deal with this situation. The actress released her own statement, revealing that she is “remorseful and mortified” about the incident and that she and her daughters are “going through a really difficult time between David being in the hospital and dealing with the divorce.”

The legal limit in California is .08 and Bach’s registered levels were .13 and .14 according to police records. After spending two days in the hospital, David is home and doing well.  No further explanation regarding the reported seizure has been given.

Bach has been arrested for driving drunk before, so this is nothing new to their family. Hoff’s poor daughters have some pieces of work for parents, we will tell you that much. SMH

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RiRi Spotted Drinking Some Caribbean Brewski’s


We’re not sure if that’s some Caribbean “Ginger Beer” or some real brew that Rihanna is sipping on, but knowing her underage drinking track record, it’s probably the latter.

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Meet Keith Lloyd Nichols. Keith thought it was a good idea to pretend to be a photographer for Vibe magazine so he could feel on some bare breasts and cakes:

A South Los Angeles man accused of posing as a magazine photographer and persuading young women to bare their breasts and genitals so he could grope them was behind bars early Friday, police said.

Keith Lloyd Nichols, 22, has been in custody since he surrendered to Los Angeles police about 1 p.m. Thursday. Nichols allegedly told several young women he was a photographer for Vibe Magazine, and they agreed to disrobe and let him measure their breasts and groins for custom-fitted underwear, Capt. Blake Chow of the Los Angeles Police Department said earlier. Nichols told the women that if their measurements were right, they could get modeling jobs with Vibe Magazine, Chow said.

The women realized they had been duped when Nichols never returned phone calls, Chow said. The measuring sessions often took place in secluded, public places, where Nichols used a measuring tape as a prop, Chow said. “While none of the woman recalled him taking photographs, Nichols did touch the women’s bare breasts and groins with his hands,” Chow said.

“The lure of Hollywood and a big career in modeling blinded these girls from reality,” Chow said. “That’s what con artists rely on.”

Nichols’ bail was set at $20,501, according to jail records. He remained behind bars but it was unclear where he was being held, a Los Angeles County jailer said in a telephone interview early Friday. Jail records also showed Nichols was arrested in September on a felony charge by Hawthorne police, and in August on a misdemeanor by Long Beach police.

Come on now ladies, you better get it together….This chicks seriously let this random looking dude ‘measure their bare breasts and groin area’ for custom drawls??? That just sounds like some bullsh*t. Vibe magazine isn’t even back on the shelves yet.

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Jesus Take the Wheel: 11-Year-Old Boy is Shot and Dies While at his Football Coach’s House


Mitchell “D.J.” Maxwell was at a sleepover, with two other teammates, at his football coach’s house. Even though it was an accident, the three little boys thought they were playing with an unloaded pellet gun. One of the boys pretended to shoot the gun and the other little boy actually pulled the trigger.

SMH… Details Under the Hood

WAYCROSS, Ga. — A 12-year-old middle school football player shot and killed a teammate with a pellet gun during a sleepover at their coach’s house.

Mitchell “D.J.” Maxwell, 11, was shot with a .177-caliber pellet gun at the Albany Avenue home of his football coach. He was transported to Satilla Regional Medical Center, where he died.

Felicia Thomas said her sixth-grade son was at a sleepover with two other boys at the coach’s home when he was shot.

Ware County Sheriff Randy Royal said the three boys were playing a PlayStation 3 video game when one of the boys picked up what he thought was an unloaded pellet rifle and pretended to shoot it, then handed it to a 12-year-old who apparently shot Maxwell in the chest from point-blank range.

After trying to stop the bleeding themselves, the children notified two adults watching television in the next room that Maxwell was hurt, but did not immediately say he had been shot.

Stacey Chavez, 35, called 911 while Thomas “Zach” Williams, 22, performed CPR until Ware County emergency medical services personnel arrived.

According to the police report, the paramedics didn’t know the boy had been shot until they got to the hospital. They thought he was having an asthma attack.

In the 911 calls, the caller told the operator the boy was gasping for air and that he had a history of asthma.

“He’s unresponsive but he’s breathing,” one of the callers told 911.

“Do you know if he has a history of asthma or anything?” the 911 operator asked.

“He’s one of my football players, and his cousin’s here now and says he does have asthma,” the caller said.

An autopsy was scheduled to be performed on Monday at the Georgia Bureau of Investigation’s Savannah office.

Royal said the case remains under investigation and the results would be turned over to the district attorney’s office for review and any further action.

Maxwell’s mother said she could not believe her son was gone.

“I just thought the world of him. I was so proud of him,” said Thomas. “I just looked forward to him growing up and becoming a man and really showing me what he’s made of. I worked really hard on him.”

Mitchell Maxwell, Sr., D.J.’s father, said he’s dealing with pain and frustration, still trying to come to grips with what happened to his son.

“I don’t think he meant to kill him, but still you don’t play like that,” Maxwell, Sr. said. “My child is gone. … You shouldn’t put a gun, whether it’s a pellet gun, a real gun, whatever, to anybody and pull the trigger.”

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*This Just In* Jayson Williams Cops A Plea And Is Headed To The Big House In Retrial Case For Covering Up The Killing Of Limo Driver


Jayson Williams tried to pull the race card in his retrial hearing for smoking his limo driver and trying to cover it up. He just reached a deal and is set to see Plaxico:

A person with knowledge of the case against retired NBA star Jayson Williams says the former player has agreed to a plea deal that would send him to prison for up to three years for shooting a driver. The person spoke to The Associated Press on condition of anonymity because the person is not authorized to speak about the case.

The person says Williams will plead guilty to aggravated assault on Friday and will have to serve at least 18 months in prison. The charge stems from the fatal shooting of a hired driver in 2002 in New Jersey. Jurors were deadlocked over a reckless manslaughter count in the first trial, but convicted Williams of covering up the shooting.

We knew this guy was as nutty as squirrel sh*t when we saw him on Cribs shooting guns and riding on tractors. SMH@ another black man down the drain.

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Is Anthony Anderson Chopping Down Barbara Bush???


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The BDR benefit hit Texas with the Bush daughters making an appearance. The girls are known for partying hard and the way Anthony Anderson and Barbara Bush had eye contact in these pictures, shows that a ’smashing’ was highly possible.

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Jesus Take the Wheel: A Little 5-Year-Old Girl is Missing and the Mother is Being Charged with Child Abuse and Prostitution


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Shaniya, who’s only 5-years-old, is missing and her mother,
Antoinette Nicole Davis, is currently being charged with human trafficking, child abuse involving prostitution and filing a false report… Jesus Take the Wheel:

The location and fate of a 5-year-old girl reported missing by her mother was unknown even after authorities charged the mother with human trafficking and other offenses.

Antoinette Nicole Davis, the mother of Shaniya (Shuh-nigh-uh) Davis, faces a child abuse charge involving prostitution as well as filing a false police report, according to a Saturday news release from the Fayetteville Police Department.

The child hasn’t been seen since Tuesday, when surveillance footage recorded the man charged with kidnapping Shaniya carrying her into a hotel room.

The release did not say whether the charges were related to her daughter’s disappearance, but The Fayetteville Observer reported that arrest records indicated they were.

According to arrest documents cited by the newspaper, Davis “knowingly provide(d) Shaniya Davis with the intent that she be held in sexual servitude” and she “permit(ted) an act of prostitution.”

Telephone messages and an e-mail left for police were not returned.

Shaniya had only been living with her mother since last month. Davis reported the girl missing Tuesday morning from a mobile home community in Fayetteville, and authorities began searching nearby wooded areas. The following day a man described as Davis’ boyfriend was charged in the kidnapping, but the charges were later dropped and he was released.

Police then said a hotel worked spotted a child matching Shaniya’s description at a Sanford hotel about 40 miles from Fayetteville on Tuesday. Authorities reviewed surveillance video and, after speaking with family members, confirmed the child’s identity.

Surveillance footage showed Mario Andrette McNeill carrying Shaniya into a hotel room, and he was arrested and charged with kidnapping Friday.

Authorities have said McNeill admitted to taking the girl, though his attorney says he will plead not guilty to the charge. They have not said if McNeill and Davis knew each other.

An official at the Cumberland County Detention Center said Davis was still being booked and it was unclear whether she had an attorney. Her first court appearance would likely be Monday.

Shaniya’s father, Bradley Lockhart, told The Associated Press he raised his daughter for several years but last month decided to let her stay with her mother. He said Davis struggled financially over the years, but she recently obtained a job and her own place, so Lockhart decided to give her a chance to raise their daughter.

This happened all because a father thought he was doing the right thing by giving a mother that he thought changed her life around… SMH!!!

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In White Folks News: Lindsay Lohan on Suicide Watch???


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SMH:

Lindsay Lohan’s assistant is terrified the actress is going to kill herself.

Jenni Muro – who works for the ‘Mean Girls’ star – spoke of her fears that the 23-year-old beauty will take her own life if she doesn’t get the help she needs. In a phone call to Lindsay’s father Michael Lohan, Jenni said: “I am trying to save your daughter’s life every day. “She is another mess, she’s no better than she was two years ago and she knows that. If I wasn’t around she would be in grave danger. “I gave up everything, my boyfriend and my dog and my parents and my new place in LA, everything just so your daughter doesn’t kill herself.”

Jenni also spoke of her concerns about Lindsay’s relationship with on/off girlfriend Samantha Ronson, saying she was obsessed with the DJ but assured Michael that the actress has no other problems with addiction. She told him in the phone call broadcast on website radaronline.com: “It’s an unhealthy relationship with Samantha because I don’t ever think she knew love before and this is what she thinks it is, maybe it is, maybe it isn’t, I don’t know but it’s her only addiction right now.” Michael recently spoke of his fears for his daughter, saying she has an addiction to prescription drugs which he fears will kill her. He said: “I want my daughter off prescription medication. She never needed it in her life… I’m not going to watch my daughter die. Hate me now, but you love me more later because I’m gonna turn her life around.”

Double SMH.

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