Here is a bikini clad Kate Upton, showing off her breasteses for SoBe’s new “Try Anything” campaign. If you don’t know what SoBe is, then it’s a fancy-fruity-tea-water-drink-thing that apparently only chicks with massive knockers drink, since those are the only models SoBe seems to go for when it comes to advertising their drink, thus clearly going for that rich chicks with big boobs demograp…wait, oh I see, that’s done for our benefit, never mind then. But I guess that doesn’t matter. Because, again, Kate Upton in a bikini. Kate Upton in a bikini who wants to “try anything”. Oh, do you now Kate? Well, I just recently bought an executioner’s mask and candles of varying scent. Come over. Let’s see how committed you are to this premise.
