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Kate Upton & Her Boobs are in a Bikini for SoBe

Here is a bikini clad Kate Upton, showing off her breasteses for SoBe’s new “Try Anything” campaign. If you don’t know what SoBe is, then it’s a fancy-fruity-tea-water-drink-thing that apparently only chicks with massive knockers drink, since those are the only models SoBe seems to go for when it comes to advertising their drink, thus clearly going for that rich chicks with big boobs demograp…wait, oh I see, that’s done for our benefit, never mind then. But I guess that doesn’t matter. Because, again, Kate Upton in a bikini. Kate Upton in a bikini who wants to “try anything”. Oh, do you now Kate? Well, I just recently bought an executioner’s mask and candles of varying scent. Come over. Let’s see how committed you are to this premise.

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Hilary Duff Has Nice Melons

You want melons? SoBe it!

Here’s Hilary Duff at a Sobe Life Water event in New York City, becuase we imagine she’s running low on the Disney dollars? We didn’t even recognize her at first. Without the bangs, big nose and horse teeth she looks completely different. Guess some women get better with age and surgery.

(Saturday night party at executive marketer’s house, discussing latest promotion, plate of coke going around)
*SNOOOORT*
“Nah, nah, f%$k that! I say…Hillary Duff! Yeah. And we’ll fucking paint “SoBe” on, on on, cantaloupes. At a bowling alley, and we’ll make her F%$KING BOWL WITH THE CANTALOUPES!”

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Jessica Szohr Nude Apart From Some Body Paint

I should just go to bed now and end my day on a high note, because Jessica Szohr decided to wear absolutely nothing but some annoyingly-placed paint in a Costa Rican jungle for SoBe’s new Lifewater ad campaign, showing the world a whole new perspective of the Gossip Girl actress. If there was any time in my life I wanted to be a paintbrush­, this is it.

Most of you probably won’t have a clue who the hell she is and only came here because you saw “nude” in the headline. All you really need to know is that she is the token minority on that show your little sister and gay cousin watch, Gossip Girl, apart from that she is hot which is all that matters at the end of the day.

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Video: Ashley Greene is naked!


Here’s Ashley Greene wearing nothing but a hand-painted SoBe scales skinsuit in her new ad for SoBe zero calorie Strawberry Dragonfruit drink. I guess this small video clip is more hotter than Ashley’s entire screen-minutes of Twilight put together. No, I’m just saying! Anyway, if you are not comfortable with the Strawberry Dragonfruit, then there’s Cherimoya Punch to get you on your knees (see the note below). Nice job, SoBe. Good work, Ashley.

Best moment: WTF?!

Note: I’m talking about the skinsuits, and NOT the damned drinks!