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Sophie Monk has super weird lips.

No really – those lips! Are they new? I’ve seen pictures of Sophie before and I find it very hard to believe I missed those suckers. Is she just duck-facing in most of them or is that how her mouth normally looks? I’m sorry. She’s hot and everything and her body is just killer but I can’t get past those freakish lips. The top lip just looks … wrong. Please, someone help me out here, is this plastic surgery gone wrong or has the lack of sleep completely fried my brain? Regardless, outside of the lip situation, I think Sophie looks pretty great in these pictures. I’ve always found her stunning anyway, so that’s not a huge surprise to me. Focus on the good, I suppose.
UPDATE: Okay, so fearing sleep deprivation had crippled my brain, I Google searched “Sophie Munk Lips” and found out that yes, this is a case of plastic surgery gone wrong and it was covered pretty extensively in the press a few years back. What a shame. She’s such a beautiful girl. I’m not anti-plastic surgery. If I had the money, there’s probably a nip and a tuck I’d consider having done but why mess with such a beautiful canvas.

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Sophie Monk shares her dinner with a dog

Pictures of hot chicks around cute animals make me happy. I can’t help it. I love animals and I love hot chicks. Something sort of bothers me about these pictures of Sophie Monk sharing her dinner with a dog though. Perhaps it’s the fact that I was far more excited than I should have been to see an attractive young starlet actually eating something. In my always humble opinion, there are a lot of waif-thin women in Hollywood that need all the food they can get. All the same, I know how hard it can be to say no to a dog looking at you with ‘that look’ in their eyes, the look that says, “If you don’t give me any of that, you’re completely heartless and I’ll totally poop in your shoe”. Perhaps that’s the exact look that chubby little guy was giving Sophie in these pictures taking in Los Angeles. If so, I understand entirely and withdraw my complaint.

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Sophie Monk catches up on her reading

With a copy of US Weekly in hand, the cover screaming of Kim K’s big mistake, Sophie Monk heads out for the day in LA. Suddenly, something compels Ms. Monk to squat her cute self down right in the middle of the parking lot to read. Surely there must be better places for her to catch up on her gossip. The way she’s looking up at the camera leads me to believe someone has just told her something disturbing was contained in the pages of that magazine. Something that just couldn’t wait.
My guesses:
“There’s a picture of you in there picking your nose!”
“There’s a picture of your undies when you were getting out of a car!”
“World peace has been declared!”
The first two are most likely. Or maybe she just felt like reading. Regardless, Sophie looks pretty cute and at the end of the day, that’s all that matters.

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Wednesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.19.2011)

Christina Aguilera has stopped wearing pants. Unbuttoning those pesky buttons after eating a horse can be annoying.

Miss Bikini USA Jennifer Nicole Lee “working out”. If you look close enough you maybe be able to see a couple of testicles.

Oprah and Rossie O’Donnell getting drunk live. Their plan to save OWN network must be working really well.

Sophie Monk has not had her morning coffee yet.

Miranda Kerr’s almost gave us a supermodel crotch-sighting. Almost.

Mariah Carey’s twins are white??

George Clooney takes Stacy Keibler to France. Does he not know she will demand a ring and the right to birth his children after this?

Rosie Huntington and her see-through corset top.

Courtney Love is her usual ethereal self.

Sinead O’Connor’s lesbiantry has served her well over the years.

Liev Schreiber is the very essence of manliness.

Patrick Swayze’s wax figure unveiled at Madame Tussaud’s in Hollywood.

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Hot Sophie Monk photoshoot on a boat in LA

It’s been a while since I’ve heard anything about Sophie Monk. I’m not sure exactly how long it’s been but I know it’s been far too long. I love this girl. She has the kind of hot body that makes me weak in the knees but she also has the beautiful face to go with it. I haven’t always been the biggest fan of her public persona but that doesn’t really matter. In this photoshoot on a boat in Los Angeles Sophie looks smoking hot and I suppose that’s really all that matters. I like how most of her poses look somewhat natural. Judging by a lot of the other bikini photoshoots we see, pulling off sexy poses without making them look forced and awkward can be difficult.Look forward to seeing more of Sophie.

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Sophie Monk somehow turned down $1million offer to do Playboy

Because today it’s “believe whatever bullshit D-listers come out with” day, Sophie Monk, you know, the chick who’s been topless more times than Mel Gibson had Jew-fueled DUIs, has turned down $1million offer to do Playboy because it would hurt her movie career. You’re allowed to laugh.

Here’s parts of the interview she gave to an Australian radio station:

‘I got offered Playboy, the cover.’

‘They’re trying every angle to get me to do it. They’re relaunching the whole thing and making it old school again because it kind of lost it for me.’

When I was younger, I was like “I want to be on Playboy”. My mum was a Playmate. She was hot.’‘They’ve offered me a million dollars, and it’s negotiable how much you show.’

‘Some people are like, no,’ . ‘My agent said it could stop me getting movies.’

‘I’ve done a movie as not myself for like $2.50 showing my boobs, but being me naked selling magazines for men to get excited over is a different story for me, personally.’

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Look What We Found in Our Basement: Pictures Of Sophie Monk Sunbathing Topless

Let us tell you a crazy story folks: You see, a few years ago, we ran these photos of Sophie Monk in a bikini. Pretty standard stuff, to tell you the truth…except that now it seems that the photos we came across weren’t the full story.

See, based on one of the photos, we knew that Sophie had spent some of her day sunbathing topless…but we were pretty sure that—save for one photo of her covering her boobs with her arms—none of that sultry action had been captured on film. Well, we’re here today to tell you that we were wrong: and with the help of the internet, we’ve been able to right our past wrong, and show you the glory that is Sophie Monk, sunbathing topless.

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Sophie Monk is Not a Big Fan of Bras

You know the old saying… when Sophie Monk’s nipples pop up, spring isn’t far behind! What do you mean, that’s not an old saying? Because it should be.

Oh and she also just split up with her millionaire fiance, less than two months after announcing her plans to wed businessman Jimmy Esebag. Clearly she forgot the part where you break-up with your mark after the wedding.

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Sophie Monk And Her Tight Little Package

Here’s ">Sophie Monk being photographed at some event she was actually invited to. I know, I was shocked too, but I’m serious. She must be banging or at least leading on some dude in charge of invites. It doesn’t matter how she got there, she looks good in her little dress. Her face is starting to look a little strange for some reason, like she’s allergic to peanuts, but her body more than makes up for it.

     
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Sophie Monk Frowns on Normal Clothing

For some reason not known to us, Sophie Monk is adored by most men. Sure, we can agree that her ass is bangable – but the Muppet-esque lips on her face are really making us uncomfortable. Like, to the point of thinking that maybe she isn’t entirely human. Or maybe not entirely female.

So – feast your eyes on this hot shemale. She/He may not know how to properly take care of herself/himself and appears malnourished in every way, shape and form… but that doesn’t mean it isn’t a good lay!

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Sophie Monk Shows off Some Pokies

Sophie Monk was seen the other night outside of Las Palmas nightclub looking absolutely stunning. But usually when she looks stunning, she has nipple pokies the size of large erasers… and the other night was no different. Sophie put on a splendid nipple parade, along with a show of her taut stomach and ridiculously long legs. If you haven’t had a disturbing amount of dreams about Sophie Monk… you will now.

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Sophie Monk hates her boobs

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Remember back when Sophie Monk talked about her camel toe being more famous than her in an interview? Well, since she’s already covered that subject, it’s now time for the boobs to get some rightly deserved publicity. “I have big boobs which I hate. They are so annoying. I wish they were smaller,” she recently told Grazia proving that she didn’t spend all those hours of psychology classes in the school’s bathrooms readjusting her tampon. Anyway, to prove her point, here she is in Mexico spending half her time in the swimming pool fondling the very breasts she loathes…or maybe that’s how she hates.

 

Sienna Miller flashes her panties

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Here’s Sienna Miller flashing her wholesome white panties as she exited a London Fashion Week after-party she attended without Jude Law (which subsequently forced us to double check the identity of the crotch) which we thought would somewhat make up for posting pictures of Sophie Monk in super low riders , but then zooming in on her bruises so you’d get mentally blocked and unable to guide your eyes any lower in fear of coming face to face with ground pork casserole.

 

Sophie Monk is fine

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I know these are not the best Sophie Monk pics, but I still have a couple of reasons to post them on my blog. First, because I have a fetish for babes pumping it up at the gas station. And second, well... because she’s Sophie Monk. She looks a little drained out in the pics, but luckily, her outfit for the day is just too apt to make us overlook each and every flaw in the pics. So you see, practically anything goes for Sophie Monk on my blog. Go Sophie! Scope out the gallery after the jump.
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Sophie Monk goes home to Australia, gets mistaken for topless model

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Here’s Sophie Monk arriving in Sydney Airport today with her entourage and her pokies all decked-up and ready to be worshipped by her fellow countrymen for the D-list actress status she’s achieved in the US. Alas, the people at the airport mistook her dangling bunnies for someone else’s and started yelling Lara Bingle at her (see nude model sharing equal tenacity at disrobing-pics included). 

 

Sophie Monk is a sexy lady bug

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Since we kicked off the day with two back to back posts on hot babes, I guess it makes more sense if we bypass serious stuff today and continue with the hot parade. With a genuine promise to keep trying my best for the rest of the day, here’s my next installment - Sophie Monk dressed as a sexy lady bug! Do you need more details? I guess not. Hit the jump and enjoy the hot gallery.
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Sophie Monk is a sexy surfer

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If you thought Sophie Monk was an expert with the roller skates, then scope out these hot pics to see another talent of this super-hot babe. There is not a single shot of her actually doing the surf board, but the pics give a clear idea that she’s an expert with the surf board. That is, she knows how to look hot in any situation. Good going, Sophie! Check out the gallery after the jump.
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Sophie Monk goes roller-skating

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Here’s my favorite blond bombshell Sophie Monk roller-skating her stuff in short shorts and a flimsy top. Except on one occasion, she looks pretty poised and balanced in each of the pics. Sophie is a champ at balancing her stuff and showcasing them at the same time. And that’s the reason why she’s a regular on my hot list. Keep it up, Sophie! Scope out the gallery after the jump.
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Sophie Monk’s got legs – Part II

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Here’s my favorite blond bombshell Sophie Monk strutting her stuff in tight jeans and knee-high boots. I know it’s a tough job to bypass other “points” of interest on Sophie’s body and dedicate your total attention on her legs, but I would advise you to give it a try. It’s really worth the effort. It’s not everyday you get a chance to see such a beautiful leggy moment. Thanks, Sophie! More pics after the jump.
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Sophie Monk auditions for Pretty Woman 2 in motel parking lott

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OK, streets walkers all over the world are gaining mad street cred this week. First we showed you Rhianna in her hooker getup in Venice and now here’s the air-bagged-lipped Sophie Monk leaving nothing to the imagination….we’ll, maybe a wild night at Motel 6 with an 8 ball of coke, a ball gag and a leather belt hanging from the closet door. How’s that for imagination??!!

 

Sophie Monk pretends not to notice things like stray nipples

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Here’s Sophie Monk on a photo shoot proving that either plastic surgery leads to loss of sensation and thus unawareness that the sea breeze is hitting your nipples or that she’s well educated on the virtues of “accidental” nipple slips as a solid career-boosting move. Either way, we’re buying it and we’re totally excited feeling her pain for this unfortunate and embarrassing incident.

 

Sophie Monk doesn’t feel like sharing

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Here’s Sophie Monk on her way to Chateau Marmont covering her hooters like they were newborn twins who might catch a cold…we’re guessing she was PMSing because for the first time ever she didn’t feel like sharing the pokies the chilly night bestowed upon her with the rest of us. And since we’re on the breast subject, Sophie’s been losing a lot of weight recently, so hopefully she’s giving them the pep talk every night lest they get depressed and start cozying us with her belly button for the company.

 

Sophie Monk kisses up to her plastic surgeon

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Sophie Monk’s new boyfriend is a plastic surgeon…who, judging by the guy’s looks, is a bogus doctor who falsified his Plastic Surgery diplomas and certifications, made up a fake website with before and after titties and is in reality an ex-stripper from Cuba (forced to flee to America because Castro did not approve his naked butt cheeks). Nonetheless, crazy-in-hope-for-free-botox Sophie, put on her mini red dress making sure to blur Dr. John Diaz’s eyesight with her pokies and went out on a romantic date for sushi in Beverly Hills. Eye witnesses report that the two spent more time tasting tongue than raw tuna (that was the planned dessert back at her house).

 

Sophie Monk sizzles in a sexy bikini

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Here’s my favorite blond bombshell Sophie Monk flaunting her goodies in a sexy, sunset-inspired bikini and giving us one more cherishable moment. Though the pics are far from natural, the set is hot enough to keep us engaged for a while. Anyway, I hope next time she keeps that lipstick for some more formal occasion. Scope out the gallery after the jump.
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Sophie Monk’s got legs

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Here’s Sophie Monk strutting her stuff around town in a white short dress and giving us a good glimpse of her sexy legginess. Oops, did I mess it up?! Oh yeah, that’s a long top, and not a short dress. And what’s more, there’s even a pair of short shorts beneath that top. Anyway, what’s more relevant here is the fact that Sophie is one hell of a leggy babe, and seriously, who cares about what she’s wearing?! As long as she keeps her act hot, I’m there to root for her. Go Sophie! Check out the gallery after the jump.
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Sophie Monk flaunts her hotness

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This is what I call a perfect combination of beautiful elements. A beautiful beach, an exotic bikini and some alluring poses by the one and only Sophie Monk. And what’s more, Sophie tops it all up by going topless in one of the pics. Need I say anything more? Let the pictures do the talking. Hit the jump and feel lucky.
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Sophie Monk walks her dog

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Here’s my favorite blond bombshell Sophie Monk walking her dog and validating her uber-hot status in short shorts and high heels. Seriously, can you imagine any other celeb who looks even half as hot as Sophie while doing a boring chore as walking the dog? I’m sure no one matches Sophie Monk in this department. I’d like to thank that dog from the bottom of my heart for making this happen. Check out the gallery after the jump.
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Sophie Monk likes to ride little horsies

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That seems to be literal and figurative…after all, she did date Benji Madden and Ryan Secrest and they definitely fall in the little people category. Sophie Monk herself is a big girl (and seems to be getting a bit bigger these days) so the little donkey at the fair was reluctant to get moving. Glad to see she recovered just fine from her fender bender though (May 28) in time to resume her, er, equestrian hobbies…shouldn’t she wear a bra for the bumpy ride? Not that we mind…we’re perfectly fine with her 36Ds giving us a lesson in the virtue of aerobics…