We’re sure you all knew that she had big boobs, but we thought we would remind you…just in case you forgot. It seems like her boobs have actually gotten bigger since we have last seen them. Maybe she had implants put in that grow each year? Like a plant, or something.
Anyway, if you want to view all of the pictures then click on the following link. http://wastedhollywood.com/2012/05/22/heidi-montag-breasts-rare-appearance/
Enjoy!
It’s been a while since we’ve seen heidi posing for bikini pictures (orange you glad she’s back?), but here she is hosting a pool party at Wet Republic in Las Vegas over the weekend, with fellow sewer rats Crystal Harris and Spencer Pratt. And while the rest of us might buy some new shorts for a pool party, Heidi has spent the last two months getting ready for hers, by inflating her tits and “working out” (starving herself).
Us Magazine was kind enough to talk to the retard:
Before she slipped back into a bikini for Saturday’s party at Las Vegas’ Wet Republic — the last time she was photographed in a two-piece was April 2010 – Heidi Montag spent some serious time in the gym. “I’ve been working out from, like, 5 a.m. to 7 p.m. for two months now. I’ve been working out really hard because I had this pool party and I was like, I have to be in shape,” she told Us Weekly. “And I was actually a lot overweight. It was the most I’ve ever been because I’ve kind of been in hiding eating pie with my husband and puppies, so I needed to get back in shape.” At her heaviest, the 5’2″ reality star claimed she weighed 130 pounds; she’s currently back down to 103. How did the Hills alum lose 27 pounds so quickly? “I’ve been running a lot, and I’ve been doing weights,” she said. “When you work out, you boost your metabolism, so you have to [make sure you eat enough].” “My breasts, because they’re so big, really needed some time,” she explained. “So I’m just starting to work out again after my surgery. Sometimes I get shooting pains, but I hear that’s normal.”
Lets say that is even anywhere close to being true, please keep in mind that she worked out for 14 hours a day for two months so she could attend…a f%&king pool party. Attention whoring has become a serious job now, heck she works two shifts a day at it.
Still I’d bang it, I mean she is hot (kinda like a perfect sex toy)… and judging by the color of her skin, she just got out of a George Foreman grill, so no wonder she’s hot.
In case you haven’t heard, reality stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have declared bankruptcy. Although this may not come as a huge surprise, it’s still very comical to see how they blew their undeserved fortune. After all that expensive work, at least Heidi will be looking her best at the unemployment office. I can’t wait till Spencer is pumping my gas and Heidi is giving me table dances.
$10 million
Amount of money Heidi and Spencer estimate they “squandered” during their brief moment in the limelight
$165,000
Amount the duo was paid for each episode of “The Hills”
10 years
How much longer Spencer expected “The Hills” to run (it ended in 2009)
10 hours
Duration of Heidi’s “marathon” plastic surgery session in 2007
10
Number of procedures she underwent, including breast augmentation, buttock augmentation, and chin reduction
$100,000+
Combined cost of those surgeries and aftercare
$3 million
Total investment in Heidi’s music career
1,000
Approximate number of copies Heidi’s first album “Superficial” sold in the week after its release
$400,000
Cost of hiring ex-marines as personal bodyguards
$35,000
Monthly cost of the couple’s Malibu pad
$500,000
Amount Spencer spent on gems, to which he once claimed he was “so addicted”
$2 million
Back taxes currently owed by the couple
14
How old Spencer says he feels, now that he and Heidi are stuck living at home with his parents
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt decided to conveniently reconcile on a beach in Malibu yesterday, and they even brought a change of clothes, YAY spontaneity!
And yes douchecock over there is wearing two watches, it’s so he can extend Spedi’s 15 minutes of fame.
Oh happy day: Spencer Pratt finally ditched his mangy facial pubic hair! He recently posted a YouTube video (on his brand new “everydayadouchecock” youtube page), which shows him shaving the vagina fur from his face, sort of. He claims he did it “in honor of things working out between my wife Heidi Montag and myself.”"
Now I was thinking about this douchenozzle earlier today and why it was that I find myself writing about him so much, and I came to this conclusion: Spencer has pretty much dominated the entire celebrity / entertainment news industry like a fricking chess master. He’s the Bobby Fischer of celebrity media.
Think about it, he’s completely irrelevant, has no skills, produces nothing of value, doesn’t sing or prance around a dance stage, doesn’t act, does NOTHING at all… yet manages to get his face in print on a daily basis.
Is Spencer a douche? Yeah, but he’s still pretty much managed to make us his bitches, and that makes me a sad little fella 
Right serious realization moment over, now back to calling him a fag.
Why lookie here, if it isn’t Heidi Montag and her homeless looking husband on a date at the Santa Barbara Zoo yesterday. But wait, weren’t they getting divorced I hear you ask. Yes that’s what they said, but they are pathological liars who crave nothing more than attention, and since Heidi has big boobs we all seem to give it to them.
Douche-Moses here really should go take a hike near the Iraqi border.
Just before Heidi Montag left Costa Rica she used to opportunity to pose one last time for the paparazzi, in a bikini that apparently couldn’t contain her moon sized jugs.
So YAY! Now we have bikini pictures of a girl with big tits. “Even more bikini pictures”, I should say that is. If I were religious I’d say a prayer and give thanks for the plentiful bounty o’ this day.
I’m even beginning to sympathize with her for having had her plastic surgeon whacked. Looking at the last pic in the series, her new ass is kind of a train wreck and needs a good lift.
Heidi Montag is still chilling and soaking up the sun in Costa Rica, having been there for a few weeks now in seclusion after she allegedly filed for divorce from King of the douche-people Spencer Pratt.
Heidi previously said she went down there to get her implants taken out, but judging from these pictures that dog of hers has knocked some sense into her and her heavenly tits are still bolted on firmly. One thing that has improved greatly about her figure while she’s been in Costa Rica is that all of that awful botox she had injected into her face seems to have worn off, and she looks much better as a result, kinda cute really, well as cute as plastic can get.
So the Spencer Pratt / Karissa Shannon / Sam Jones / Heidi Montag / Cookie Monster sex tape scandal continues.
This letter sent by Karissa’s lawyers would make it seem that Spencer Pratt does after all have a sex tape of her that he allegedly stole from her home. The playmate is pulling out the big guns to make sure Spencer returns the tape immediately.
Personally, I’m just hoping the tape does get released and that it’s of her doing a donkey show in Tijuana, one can dream…
Baker& Hostetler LLP
12100 Wilshire Boulevard
15th Floor
Los Angeles, CA 90025-7120
September 2, 2010
Mr. Spencer Pratt
Re: Karissa ShannonDear Mr. Pratt:
This firm has been retained by Karissa Shannon.
As you know, it had been reported in the press that you were attempting to publish, distribute, sell, license or otherwise exploit filmed footage of Ms. Shannon. According to press reports, you are no longer threatening to do that. This decision is wise. Were you to follow through with your initial threat, Ms. Shannon would file a lawsuit to enjoin the sale and/or distribution and seek monetary damages from you.
Now that the decision not to sell them material has been made, the next move is the return of the filmed footage to Ms. Shannon. You are aware that it is her property that was taken from her possession. If it is not promptly returned, you will have converted Ms. Shannon’s property for your own purpose, subjecting you to both compensatory and punitive damages. This footage contains private materials relating to numerous individuals, including Mr. Sam Jones III and Ms. Shannon. Each of these individual’s privacy rights are protected by the United States and California Constitution; each also has the right to control the publicity rights in his/her name, likeness and persona. Any sale, disclosure or reproduction of the filmed footage would constitute an unauthorized use of her name, likeness and persona and violation of those rights.
Please contact me immediately to arrange for the return of Ms. Shannon’s property.
To avoid prompt legal action you must immediately:
1. provide a written acknowledgement that you have ceased and permanently desisted from attempting to publish, distribute, sell, license or otherwise exploit the footage in any manner;
2. return all copies of the footage in any media, whatsoever, including but not limited to any and all videotape, film, compact discs, DVDs, computer floppy discs, electronic mail, and provide a written confirmation under penalty of perjury that you have done so; and
3. provide a list of persons/companies and a list of names, e-mail addresses, and other contact information of those persons and entities to whom you have shown the footage and/or given a copy of the footage.Sincerely,
Hayes F. MicheL
After stirring up one hell of a drama and fooling around with people for the past couple of months - a high-profile drama with ingredients such as divorce and a speculated Heidi Montag sex tape - Speidi is still inseparable. Heidi and Spencer were spotted together by TMZ on Sunday in Costa Rica where they are still spending time.
Further, according to People, Spencer says there’s a sex tape and Heidi says there is no sex tape that exists. Heidi feels that Spencer is doing it all for publicity but she’s still happy in his arms. The juice of the thing is that they are still very much together. Well, it’s perfectly fine with me but I refuse to buy anymore of their bullsh!t.
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Spencer Pratt has finally confessed that Heidi Montag’s fake boobs and his own ambition for fame are two different things. In another words, Spencer and Heidi are two different entities, moving ahead on their own preferred paths. And the result of this difference of opinion is a blessing in disguise for the world - the demise of Speidi!
People quotes the one half of the dissolved Speidi as saying,
We love each other but I’m a famewhore and I’ll never grow out of it. [Heidi] knows that and doesn’t want that. I want every kind of press. She believes in bad press. There’s no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully. She just wants to hike and hang out and be calmer.
Heidi Montag has finally decided to make her split from husband Spencer Pratt official, or at least make it look official. Heidi has reportedly filed for legal separation from Spencer at a Santa Monica courthouse today. However, there’s a catch to this whole episode and as expected from them, the catch outweighs the actual separation episode.
According to People,
The reality star, 23, filed for legal separation from husband Spencer Pratt at a Santa Monica courthouse on Tuesday, listing irreconcilable differences as the reason for the split. But Montag did not file divorce papers. According to reports, filing for legal separation means the reality star’s earnings will become her separate property beginning on the date of separation, which she lists as June 8. The Hills star’s papers do not list a lawyer.
This has to be the most ridiculous video clip ever to hit YouTube. I’m not sure who uploaded it and why, but it shows the lamest Hollywood couple in action once again. I’m talking about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt aka Speidi. Sigh... there’s nothing more I want to talk about this video. Hit the play button at your own risk. Oh, I forgot the most important part. She’s wearing a black bra (clearly visible at 0:21).
Best moment: NA.