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Katy Perry turned spikey porcupine for the VMAs


There were a lot of angry vaginas at the VMAs last night. Lady Gaga kept giving the evil eye to everyone, Solange Knowles came packing with a rack of uzi ammunition on her shoulders, and Katy Perry was threatening to turn any horny penis approaching her into a lamb gyro on a spit with her metal spikes (which were strategically placed at male genital level on her dress…unless you were Tom Cruise, in which case she would have gouged your eyes out).