
Check out Tara Reid all drunk in St. Tropez sucking on a firework of some kind (guess they were all out of dicks). Not that being drunk is some huge news story, I’m actually just jealous that I’m not partying it up in St. Tropez like her. Now if Franken-nipple WASN’T DRUNK… now that… that would be a huge story.
Although God bless her drunken, slutty, out of control ways. Without her, who would the rising sluts of Hollywood have to emulate? Lohan, Hilton, Spears, Lovato, Ritchie, etc, can all look to Reid for inspiration. After all, Reid does her thing without any remorse or regret. She hasn’t been in anything (other than various bathrooms and back alleys) notable for YEARS as an actress, she doesn’t answer to anyone, she has a huge alcohol problem, she is a drug addict, and she doesn’t seem to have any hope or care to change in the near or not so near future.
Now all she has to do is get married, pull a knife out on her husband, go on a cocaine induced rage and she’ll be a demigod like charlie sheen
But as rancid old booze-bags go, Tara isn’t too bad looking when she keeps her bra on.