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Mad Men and Modern Family clinched the top honors at the 62nd Primetime Emmy Awards Sunday night at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles. Mad Men won the Emmy for best TV drama for the third year in a row and a second Emmy for writing, which went to series creator Matthew Weiner and Erin Levy while Modern Family took home the trophy for outstanding comedy series and four more awards including the best supporting actor trophy for Eric Stonestreet and an award for writers Steven Levitan and Christopher Lloyd.

Glee, the musical series, which led the nominations with 19 nods, won Emmys for supporting actress Jane Lynch and director Ryan Murphy while Top Chef won Emmy for outstanding reality series. Congratulations to all the winners. Hit the jump for the complete list of nominees and winners.
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Sharon Stone And Son Have Pottery Fun

Sharon Stone and her 5-year-old son Laird spent time painting at Color Me Mine in Beverly Hills on Thursday (August 26). Afterwards the two were escorted by a Beverly Hills police officer as they walked back to the car.

The pottery studio must be a hit with her boys. It was just last week that Stone took her 10-year-old son Roan to paint there.

Stone has three adopted boys in all. Quinn, 4, is the youngest.


Alyson Stoner: "The Best Way To Reach My Peers Is To ‘Walk-The-Walk’ Myself"

Teen star Alyson Stoner currently lights up the big screen in the hit Step Up 3D. The 17-year-old and her mother LuAnne, are teaming up with Crest and Oral-B Pro-Health FOR ME collection to help promote good oral health for kids aged 8 and up. The mother-daughter duo opened up to Celebrity Baby Scoop about entering showbiz at an early age, the benefits of healthy living and what's up next in Alyson's up-and-coming career.

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Alexander Skarsgard Lets His Penis Flop Free

According to Alexander Skarsgard… when Alexander Skarsgard is naked – he is truly, completely naked. The scenes were Dream Eric is pressing his manhood up against Sookie? Well, that’s Alexander’s dick pressing into Anna Paquin’s uncovered nether regions. Now that is ballsy. According to The Rolling Stone,

Alexander Skarsgard goes sockless. “I don’t want a sock around it, that feels ridiculous,” he told the magazine. “If we’re naked in the scene, then I’m naked. I’ve always been that way.

The millions of True Blood fans wouldn’t care, and nor do we, but you’d think that Stephen Moyer would care about his fiancee getting up close and personal with her costar’s penis.

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Sharon Stone & Her Painting Pal

Sharon Stone enjoyed some quality time with her eldest son Roan, 10, painting a turtle at the Color Me Mine ceramics studio in Beverly Hills on Tuesday (August 17). When the pair left, Sharon was seen wearing some of the paint on her shirt!

Little brothers Laird, 5, and Quinn, 4, were not spotted with the mother-son duo. We just saw Sharon and Laird out and about last weekend.

Sharon and her ex-husband, Phil Bronstein, have been battling in court over custody of Roan. The 52-year-old Basic Instinct star adopted Laird and Quinn on her own.


True Blood Isn’t for the Weak of Heart. Or Penis.

Oh. My. God. It’s about time that HBO finally included something racy or interesting in their programming. We were getting sick of all of the dull shows, what with their sex and nudity that was WITHOUT vampires. And we all know that vampires = sexy. Just look at Robert Pattinson. Before Twilight, he was nothing but a steaming pile of douchebag who was in a Harry Potter movie once. Now, he is a steaming pile of douchebag that tween girls cream over. Why? Vampires.

True Blood only has 3 episodes left this season… so you might want to catch up, if you’re interested in seeing Anna Paquin’s huge tits and blonde crotch.

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Sharon Stone & Laird’s Sunny Sunday

Sharon Stone was seen leaving California Pizza Kitchen in Beverly Hills, Calif. on Sunday (August 15) with her 5-year-old son Laird.

After a fun lunch, the mother-son duo enjoyed the sunny day and met up with friends at the park.

The Basic Instinct star is also mom to sons Roan, 10, and Quinn, 4.


Katy Perry Loves Juicy Melons

You have no idea how disappointed we are that we had to be completely literal with that statement. … … The day that Katy Perry lezzes it out for us to see, is the day we die of happiness. (Otherwise known as cardiac arrest.) These screenshots are from her recent Rolling Stone photoshoot, where she gets so close to being naked that even a penis learns to scream “C’MONNNN!”

Sooner or later, Kitty Purry will show us her Kitty. Until then, we have to watch her huge boobs bounce around at the 2010 Teens Choice Awards. Gag, shoot, and kill us. Please.

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Katy Perry Confesses in Rolling Stone

Yes, we know. Katy Perry is a delicious slut who doesn’t make us think of Jesus any sooner than The Jersey Shore does… (IE- it doesn’t.)

But according to CNN, Katy Perry was a God girl. Like. Really. Katy Perry sang about kissing girls, and now she’s talking tongues: In the new issue of Rolling Stone, Perry reveals that her Christian minister parents spoke in tongues when she was growing up.

The California girl, who has “Jesus” tattooed on her left wrist, tells the magazine, “Speaking in tongues is as normal to me as ‘Pass the salt..’ It’s a secret, direct prayer language to God.” Perry, 25, adds that her dad usually speaks in tongues while her mom plays interpreter. “That’s their gift,” she explains.

Speaking of gifts, Perry reportedly bought fiance Russell Brand a $200,000 ticket to outer space aboard the Virgin Galactic for his 35th birthday.

But if Perry feels lucky to have found love with the British comic, she’ll never admit it. In the Perry household, she explains, “I wasn’t able to say I was lucky because my mother would rather us say that we were blessed, and she also didn’t like that lucky sounded like Lucifer.”

In fact, the quirky brunette reveals, “I wasn’t allowed to eat Lucky Charms, but I think that was the sugar. I think my mom lied to me about that one.”

… now suddenly all of the “acting out because of repressed sexuality” makes sense.

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Sharon Stone’s Ice Cream Shop Visit

Basic Instinct star Sharon Stone and son Laird went out for ice cream yesterday, (July 31) in Malibu, Calif. Laird seemed to enjoy beating the heat with his ice cream treat!

Stone, who starred in a four-episode arc on Law & Order:SVU in April, currently has five films in pre or post production, including The Burma Conspiracy, which is set for release next year.

Along with son Laird, 5, Stone is also mom to Quinn, 4, and Roan, 10.


Oliver Stone is a Jew Hating Jackass

Creepy-as-hell film director Oliver Stone apologized Tuesday for comments he made to a London newspaper on the Holocaust and Jews’ control of the media, which drew an avalanche of criticism.

“In trying to make a broader historical point about the range of atrocities the Germans committed against many people, I made a clumsy association about the Holocaust, for which I am sorry and I regret,” Stone said in a statement issued by his publicist.

“Jews obviously do not control media or any other industry.”

Stone’s comments reported by London’s Sunday Times provoked a sharp response, including from the Simon Wiesenthal Center, a group that combats anti-Semitism.

Stone reportedly said that the Holocaust is overemphasized because of the “Jewish domination of the media” and also commented that “Hitler did far more damage to the Russians than the Jewish people.”

The director, who won Oscars for “Platoon” and “Born on the Fourth of July,” said he was not attempting to deny the Holocaust of World War II.

“The fact that the Holocaust is still a very important, vivid and current matter today is, in fact, a great credit to the very hard work of a broad coalition of people committed to the remembrance of this atrocity — and it was an atrocity,” he said in the statement.

…But let’s be honest here – the gap in his teeth is still more offensive than his “I loved the Holocaust” comments. Ever hear of braces, Ollie?


Sharon Stone Sobs Like an Emo Kid

Over the weekend, Sharon Stone met a friend in Los Angeles and… apparently didn’t like what she was eating or got some drastically bad news. For instance, maybe she learned that her little puppy named Frankie got hit by a garbage truck and then was eaten by a wild pack of rabbits. Or maybe she is terribly upset over her awful cottage cheese legs.

Either way, Sharon Stone wasn’t happy. We’re hoping that she can turn her frown upside down… hopefully if the Jersey Shore comes back on the air she’ll perk right back up.

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Mick Jagger & His Son Watch The World Cup

Leonardo DiCaprio sat behind Mick Jagger and his 11-year-old son Lucas as they watched the World Cup quarter final match between Germany and Argentina, held at the Green Point Stadium in Cape Town on Saturday (July 3). Looks like the game was a real nail-biter!

Lucas is Jagger's son with Brazillian model Luciana Gimenez. The Rolling Stones frontman also has 6 other children and 4 grandchildren.


After 25 Years, CNN Replaces Larry King

Jesus, finally. For a while it was a running joke that Larry King was from the Stone Age. Then it started to be a legitimate concern that he might be a hominid walking among us. Now, CNN finally realized it might be a good time to put Goblinface King to rest.  Some potential successors have already emerged to take over for Larry King when he leaves his prime-time CNN interview show sometime this fall.

CNN U.S. President Jon Klein is looking for someone different… a candidate no one has anticipated that will make people sit up and take notice. A candidate who doesn’t appear to be going into cardiac arrest every night.

“We will continue to do a provocative, topical, intelligent newsmaker interview show every night,” he said, “but the format and the style is going to depend a lot on the host — their interests, their style, their approach. Step one is get a host and build the show around them.”

King’s anniversary week lineup of guests — President Barack Obama, LeBron James, Bill Gates and Lady Gaga — illustrated that he diversified when it came to his guest lineup.  He was a man who could tackle interviews with both the President of the United States and celebrities. CBS News anchor Katie Couric has been the most frequently mentioned potential successor, in part because of the skill she displayed as an interviewer on the “Today” show, which is underused in her CBS job.

However, King’s favored successor is metrosexual mega-star Ryan Seacrest. .. of course. Someone else we can’t stand looking at.

“I’ve never gotten into deep political discussions with him,” King said. “But I would say if he has a working knowledge of politics, he’s as good a generalist as there is in broadcasting. If I ran a network, I’d hire him.”

But it’s all still up in the air. Too bad Conan O’Brien signed a contract with TBS already.. or else CNN could have his ginger pompadour interviewing Barack Obama… and how wouldn’t that be entertaining???


Al Gore – Sexual Predator?

Last year, a 54 year old massage therapist from Portland gave her local police a detailed statement  alleging that former Vice President Al Gore sexually assaulted her during a late-night massage session in October of 2006 in a suite at the Hotel Lucia. She told investigators that she informed two friends of what happened and kept the clothes that she wore in the hotel room that night (which included a pair of disgustingly stained pants).  But, oddly enough, records show that the Portland police didn’t contact any of the woman’s friends or collect any evidence. A Portland police spokeswoman named Detective Mary Wheat said police didn’t go to the hotel or talk to the woman’s friends because it wouldn’t help prove or disprove the woman’s allegations.

“The case was not investigated any further because detectives concluded there was insufficient evidence to support the allegations,” according to the Portland Police Bureau in a statement that was prepared this Wednesday. In the therapist’s statement to a Portland sexual assault investigator, that was daed Jan. 8, 2009, the woman said:

She was called to the hotel about 10:30 p.m. Oct. 24, 2006, to provide a massage for Gore, who was registered under the name “Mr. Stone.” Once inside his ninth-floor suite, she said he pushed her hand to his groin, fondled her buttocks and breasts, tongue-kissed her and threw her down on the bed as she tried to thwart his advances.

She also said Gore had finished a beer and opened a bottle of Grand Marnier while she was in the room.

While giving Gore an abdominal massage, she said he demanded that she go lower and soon grabbed her right hand and shoved it under the sheet to his pubic hair.

“I felt like I was dancing on the edge of a razor,” she told Detective Molly Daul.

She tried to use an acupressure technique to relax Gore and thought she may have nearly put him to sleep. She went into the bathroom to wash up and came out to pack up.

That’s when, she says, Gore wrapped her in an “inescapable embrace” and fondled her back, buttocks and breasts as she was trying to break down her massage table.

She called him a “crazed sex poodle” and tried to distract him, pointing out a box of Moonstruck chocolates on a nearby table. He went for the chocolates and then offered her some, cornering her, fondling her and shoving his tongue in her mouth to french kiss as he pressed against her.

She said he tried to pull her camisole strap down.

She said she told him to stop it. “I was distressed, shocked and terrified.”

She said she was intimidated by his physical size, calling him “rotund,” described his “violent temper, dictatorial, commanding attitude” — what she termed a contrast from his “Mr. Smiley global-warming concern persona.”

Later, she said, he tried to lure her into the bathroom to hear Pink’s “Dear Mr. President” music on his iPod dock. She said Gore sat on one end of the bed and motioned for her to join him.

Suddenly, she said, he “flipped me on my back, threw his whole body face down over a top me, pinning me down.”

She said she loudly protested, “Get off me, you big lummox!”

The therapist said she injured her left leg and knee and sought medical care for several months.

“He pleaded, grabbed me, engulfed me in embrace, tongue kissed me, massaged me, groped my breasts and painfully squeezed my nipples through my clothing, pressed his pelvis against mine, rubbed my buttocks with his hands and fingers and rubbed himself against my crotch, saying ‘you know you want to do it.’”

The therapist later told detectives she did not call the police because she was afraid she wouldn’t be believed. “I deeply feared being made into a public spectacle and my work reputation being destroyed,” she said.

According to OregonLive reports:

While the Police Bureau considers it a closed case, it said it would reopen it if new evidence is received. The Multnomah County district attorney’s office was aware that the woman’s attorney filed a complaint with police about two months after the encounter, but the woman didn’t show up for three scheduled interviews with police investigators. At that time, police were told the woman didn’t want to proceed with a criminal case and would pursue a civil case instead.

Multnomah County District Attorney Michael Schrunk said Wednesday that his office was not informed that Portland police had taken another statement from the massage therapist in 2009 and only received those reports once the National Enquirer story broke.

“If the complainant and the Portland Police Bureau wish to pursue the possibility of a criminal prosecution, additional investigation by the Bureau will be necessary and will be discussed with the Portland Police Bureau,” Schrunk said in a prepared release.

The statute of limitations for this sexual assault, which is considered third-degree sex abuse, is four years after the commission of the crime. However, if the accused is not an inhabitant or usually a resident in the state, then the statute of limitations is extended for a maximum of three years. So, in this case, the statute of limitations would not run out until 2013.


Lady Gaga: "I’m Terrified Of Babies"

Lady Gaga bares her heart — and much more — on Rolling Stone's latest cover. The flamboyant star (born to the name Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta) opens up about her fear of having babies, her happy childhood and her humble beginnings.

Gaga says she won't be joining the Hollywood baby boom any day soon.

I'm terrified of babies. I think, creatively, as a woman, you change once you give birth. I'm totally not ready for that."

The 24-year-old singer says she worries about being a good role model. "You have to be careful about how much you reveal to people who l look up to you so much," she says. "I don't want to be a bad example. I'm not a victim."


Mayim Bialik & Family’s Farmers Market Fun

Former Blossom star Mayim Bialik, husband Michael Stone and sons Miles, 4, and Frederick, 1, enjoyed a sunny Sunday at a Farmers Market in Los Angeles, Calif. yesterday (May 30).

The actress, who received her PhD. in neuroscience from UCLA, has most recently had a guest starring role on The Big Bang Theory. Bialik recently dished on being an actor and having a family, saying,

We believe very strongly that the most important thing in our life is these two children that have been delivered to us by the miracle of birth. And really, we're trying to fit our life around that. It's not that I don't love acting. I do! I love being on the set, I love watching all the cameras and the lights. I love watching everything come together. I'm a really old-fashioned actor. I like to be on the set. But I really like to be with my kids."


Jerry Hall & Georgia May Jagger Strike A Pose

Model mom and daughter duo Jerry Hall and Georgia May Jagger teamed up to promote the Invisible Zinc sun care line at famed London department store Selfridges yesterday (May 26).

Georgia May clearly takes after both her famous parents - dad is Rolling Stones rocker Mick Jagger. The 18-year-old beauty was named Model of the Year at last year's British Fashion Awards.


Times Square car bomb: police investigate South Park link


Police in New York are investigating whether a car bomb in Times Square was targeted at the makers of South Park over a controversial depiction of the Prophet Mohammed.

The device, which failed to detonate, was left near the offices of Viacom, which owns the irreverent cartoon series.

Last month postings on an Islamic website warned the creators of South Park – Matt Stone and Trey Parker – that they could face violent reprisals after an episode of the show featured Mohammed in a bear suit.

A posting on the website of a US-based group called Revolution Muslim warned Stone and Parker that they would “probably wind up like Theo Van Gogh”, the Dutch film-maker who was murdered in 2004 by a Muslim angered by his film about Muslim women.

Images of the Prophet are strictly forbidden in Islam, and Comedy Central, which broadcasts South Park, has banned Stone and Parker from depicting Mohammed in the past. In 2006 the network stopped them from featuring Mohammed in an episode which followed worldwide protests over a caricature of the Prophet by a Danish cartoonist.

Detectives are also understood to be investigating striking similarities between the New York bomb and two car bombs planted by Islamic terrorists outside the Tiger Tiger nightclub in London in 2007.

In both cases, the devices comprised cylinders of propane gas and cans full of petrol intended to be ignited by electronic detonators.

David Paterson, the Governor of New York, described the Times Square incident as an “act of terrorism.” He said: “Luckily, no one is hurt, and now the full attention of city, state and federal law enforcement will be turned to bringing the guilty party to justice in this act of terrorism.”

The bomb was left inside a dark green Nissan Pathfinder, left with its engine running and hazard lights flashing near the junction of 45th Street and Broadway.

A T-shirt vendor, who was a Vietnam veteran, alerted police when he noticed smoke coming out of it. Police hurriedly evacuated thousands of tourists and theatre-goers, including women in evening gowns, from the area on Broadway’s busiest night of the week.

Heavily armed police and FBI agents were deployed on the empty streets as bomb disposal experts used a robot to break the windows on the vehicle and remove explosive material. The car contained three propane tanks, fireworks, two five gallon gasoline containers, two clocks with batteries, electrical wires and a 4ft by 2ft metal box.

New York Police Commissioner Ray Kelly said: “I think the intent was to cause a significant ball of fire.”

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg returned immediately to the city from a White House dinner. Speaking at the scene, he said: “We are very lucky. Thanks to alert New Yorkers and professional police officers, we avoided what could have been a very deadly event. The bomb squad confirmed that the suspicious vehicle did contain an explosive device. We have no idea who did this or why.”

He added: “Terrorists who want to take our freedoms away from us focus on the symbol of those freedoms, and that’s New York City.”

Mr Bloomberg said the wiring of the bomb “looked amateurish” and it had used “consumer grade fireworks” that were easily obtainable.

The alarm was raised at 6.34pm (10.34pm GMT) and six minutes earlier a security camera had recorded the Nissan heading west on 45th Street. Police have also established that the car’s plates, which were from Connecticut, were not the ones registered to it. They have already spoken to the owner of the plates who said he had taken them to a junkyard.


Jennifer Lopez crowned

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Jennifer Lopez has been crowned the Style Icon of the Decade. The 41-year-old singer stunned everyone - including herself - as she received the honor at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Style awards ceremony last night.

A clearly stunned J.Lo told Us Magazine,

Style Icon of the Decade?! I literally can’t believe it! I am so grateful. It’s an incredible honor! When they told me, I was just like, ‘Really? Oh, my god! That’s so awesome.’ It’s just so great for me, because I really do love fashion, and I have since I was a little girl.

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‘South Park’ creators face death threats for depicting Prophet Muhammad as bear (with video)


A radical Islamic website is warning the creators of “South Park” that they could face violent retribution for depicting the Prophet Muhammad in a bear suit during an episode broadcast on Comedy Central last week. posted the warning following the 200th episode of Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s “South Park,” which included a caricature of the Prophet Muhammad disguised in a bear suit. The Web posting also included a graphic photo of Theo van Gogh, a Dutch filmmaker who was murdered in 2004 after making a documentary on violence against Muslim women.

“We have to warn Matt and Trey that what they are doing is stupid and they will probably wind up like Theo Van Gogh for airing this show,” the posting reads. “This is not a threat, but a warning of the reality of what will likely happen to them.”

Reaching by phone early Tuesday, Abu Talhah al Amrikee, the author of the post, said he wrote the entry to “raise awareness.” He said the grisly photograph of van Gogh was meant to “explain the severity” of what Parker and Stone did by mocking Muhammad.

“It’s not a threat, but it really is a likely outcome,” al Amrikee said, referring to the possibility that Parker and Stone could be murdered for mocking Muhammad. “They’re going to be basically on a list in the back of the minds of a large number of Muslims. It’s just the reality.”

Al Amrikee said the website is considering a protest against the “disgusting” show, which also depicted the Prophet Muhammad in an episode on July 4, 2001.

“This is not a small thing,” he said. “We should do whatever we can to make sure it does not happen again.”

The posting on also includes audio of a sermon by Anwar al-Awlaki — a radical U.S.-born preacher now believed to be hiding in Yemen — who discusses assassinating individuals who defame the Prophet Muhammad. It also included a link to a 2009 story in the Huffington Post that gave details of Stone and Parker’s mansion in Colorado.


Christy Turlington & Ed Burns’ Big City Kids

Christy Turlington and Ed Burns were spotted walking with their two children - daughter Grace, 6, and son Finn, 4 - in New York City on Sunday (April 11).

Christy is a supermodel and health and human rights advocate. She is currently completing a master's degree in Public Health at Columbia University and working on a self-financed film on maternal health titled, No Woman, No Cry.

Ed, an actor, producer, writer, and director got his start in the film industry fresh out of college as a production assistant on the Oliver Stone film, The Doors. While working as a gofer at Entertainment Tonight, he financed, produced, directed and starred in his first film The Brothers McMullen.


Mayim Bialik: From Child Star To Well-Rounded Adult

Mayim Bailak spent her formative years in front of the world, starring in films such as Beaches, and her most recognizable role on Blossom. The 34-year-old actress took the road less traveled, and traded in acting for academia. After completing her PhD in neuroscience from UCLA, Bialik married Michael Stone, and the couple welcomed two sons, Miles, 4, and Frederick, 1. Bialik, who is a spokesperson for The Holistic Moms Network, sat down with Popeater to dish about child stardom, family values, and returning to acting after a long hiatus.

On growing up in the spotlight: "There is no formula for how to make any kid turn out OK. Whether they're in the industry or not. Obviously, it's more interesting when we're in the industry because people get access to our lives and details about us that they don't with the average kid down the street who's doing drugs."


Beyonce is NOT pregnant!

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The story of Beyonce’s pregnancy, which erupted earlier this week courtesy of gossip website, has finally come to a disappointing end. A rep for her music label, Sony Music, has dismissed the reports in straight words. So guys, Beyonce is still not pregnant.

According to Contactmusic,

Gossip website first broke the rumour on Thursday, sparking a flurry of reports online. The news was fuelled by the Irreplaceable hitmaker’s publicist, Alan Nierob, who issued a firm “no comment” on the story, adding, “We don’t respond to private-matter enquiries.” A spokesperson for her husband Jay-Z also refused to answer press queries but now a Sony Music representative has reached out to to insist the reports are “untrue”.

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Sharon Stone’s Little Visitors

Two little visitors surprised Sharon Stone on set today – her sons, Laird Vonne, 4, and Quinn Kelly, 3!

The 51-year-old actress, who is currently filming her guest part on Law & Order: SVU, was all smiles as she picked up her youngest son before heading off for the day.

On Sunday we spotted the trio as they left Sant Ambroeus restaurant in New York City after enjoying the Broadway production of Mary Poppins.

Sharon is also mom to 9-year-old Roan.


Sharon Stone’s Bold Boys

Sharon Stone was spotted heading out of Sant Ambroeus restaurant with her two boys, Laird Vonne, 4, and Quinn Kelly, 3, on Sunday (March 21). Before hopping into their waiting car, Sharon’s excitable sons stopped for a moment to take a look at a red scooter that was parked on the street.

At one point little Laird stuck his tongue out at photographers, to which his mom responded by covering his mouth! Cheeky fellow!

Earlier in the day, Sharon took her dynamic duo to enjoy the Broadway production of Marry Poppins. “It was great,” said the 51-year-old actress. “It is such a classic.”

The Basic Instinct star, who filmed her guest part on Law & Order earlier this month, is also mom to 9-year-old Roan.


Jessica Simpson’s breasts thank Billy Corgan for coming to their defence

FP_4668251_Simpson_Jessica_SCP1_031110Jessica Simpson and her sonorous breasts looked to be extremely upbeat as they made their way out of her Manhattan apartment yesterday, and we can only guess Billy Corgan’s Rolling Stone interview did its magic and aroused them with his kindness and sensitivity.

Jessica replied to Corgan coming to her defense regarding John Mayer’s sex comments in Playboy:

“I can’t find good enough words to speak about Billy.”

“…For him to give his time and talents and share them with me, it was a great experience and I hope we can do more music together.”

And since we’re pretty good at deciphering ditsy blonde with obscenely full breasts talk, Billy Corgan, this is your day, man. You can high-five John Mayer later.


Billy Corgan rips John Mayer for Jessica Simpson sex comments


Billy Corgan, who is apparently still trying to get into Jessica Simpson’s pants has slammed John Mayer for his comments in Playboy magazine (you know, the “sexual napalm” and “crazy in bed” ones) during an interview with Rolling Stone:

On John Mayer’s dick irritating his soul:

“He’s trying to destroy his career. Rather than take a year off or change his musical direction, some part of it is irritating his soul to the point where he’s trying to blow it up,” said the Smashing Pumpkins frontman. “Certainly a talented guy, but empathetically, standing on the sidelines, it’s hard to watch someone literally burn their career to the ground speaking as somebody who’s done it.”

“I think for any person who has celebrity to sort of drop rocks at somebody else’s feet like that, there’s things you should really just keep your mouths shut on,” he adds. “There’s things that should just be left alone.”

On how close he got to Jessica Simpson’s breasts:

“…Sometimes people just like being around each other, and good things come out of that. … If people knew her like I knew her, they would love her like I do.”


Angelina Jolie is an Uncontrollable Sexbot


Angelina Jolie and her lips have been destroying relationships since she hit puberty. It’s almost as if an evil genius scientist created Jolie in order to break up marriages and single-handedly increase the divorce rate. A recent article in The Daily Mail outlined Jolie’s sexual past, triggered by the release of a book that reveals Jolie’s tumultuous affairs with pretty much everyone in Hollywood. Even Mick Jagger, who is 32 years her elder:

Mick Jagger had an affair with Angelina Jolie whilst he was still married to Jerry Hall, a new book has sensationally claimed.

It is alleged the pair first had a brief fling after she starred in the video for the Rolling Stones’ 1997 song Anybody Seen My Baby?, while she was still married to British actor Jonny Lee Miller.

And it is claimed they enjoyed a second affair six years later in 2003, while the womanising rocker was with his latest lover L’Wren Scott.

The book is called “Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie: The True Story” and it was written by the US biographer Jenny Paul. Jenny spent probably way too much time investigating the hunting habits of Angelina Jolie’s pussy; she has even been rumored to get her information from Jolie’s friend Texas Terri and an ex-boyfriend of her mother, Bill Day.

Fun sex trivia in the book includes little nuggets like Angelina started sleeping with Colin Farrell four months after being on set with him in the movie “Alexander.”  But that is much less controversial compared to how her relationship with Brad “we’re going to have 13 kids” Pitt began.

In a string of other allegations, Paul also claims that Angelina was sleeping with Hollywood star Ralph Fiennes and ex-husband Miller when she met Brad Pitt in 2004.

The new book also outlines an account of how Angelina Jolie and her current partner Brad Pitt got together. When they first met, he was still married to Friends star Jennifer Aniston.

‘Brad told Angelina just weeks into filming Mr & Mrs Smith that his marriage to Jen was over in every way apart from on paper and had been for more than a year,’ says Paul.

According to the book, Brad told Angelina that he and Jen were just good friends and were waiting for the right time to officially end their marriage.

Angelina Jolie’s crotch is kind of like a man-eating tiger. It gets to have its meals when it wants and from whomever it wants. Even if Brad Pitt was married to a ridiculously hot actress, Jolie had the power to strip him away from the marriage and eat him alive.

It’s understandable that Johnny Depp’s wife, Vanessa Paradis, is concerned about Depp’s role in the new movie, “The Tourist.” There is supposedly a very steamy sex scene between Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp in the movie – and Paradis asked Johnny to quit the film after catching wind of it. After all, Johnny Depp is the attractive kind of weirdo that might cause Jolie’s nether-regions to sniff the air and label him as its next target.

Hopefully Jolie will stay satisfied with Brad and her legion of kids… or else Mr. Depp will have to start guarding his loins with lock and key.


Mark Dacascos’ Family Fun Day

Beautiful family! Iron Chef America star Mark Dacascos and his wife, actress Julie Condra, along with their three children - Makoa, Kapono and Noelani - enjoyed a fun family day in Los Angeles on Wednesday (February 10). Mark practiced karate with Makoa, taught Kapono to back flip and gave Noelani a ride on his shoulders.

The 45-year-old Hawaiian actor and martial artist, who competed in season 9 of Dancing with the Stars, is set to star in the upcoming film, The Lost Medallion: The Adventures of Billy Stone.


Mackenzie Phillips:incest with father was not consensual

Mackenzie Phillips, who released a memoir detailing her long-term sexual relationship with her father, Mamas and the Papas’ frontman John Phillips, now wants to redefine what she called a “consensual relationship” in her book.

“I’d like to reframe my word, ‘consensual,’” Phillips told Joy Behar on Behar’s HLN show.

“As I was writing the book, I thought, this word, it kept sitting wrong with me, but I used it for lack of a better word, and since then I’ve been schooled by thousands of incest survivors all across the world that there really is no such thing as consensual incest due to the inherent power a parent has over a child,” she said.

Phillips, the 49-year-old former child star and daughter of the Mamas and the Papas founder, wrote in her book that she had sex with her father the night before she was to marry Jeff Sessler, a member of the Rolling Stones entourage, in 1979.

“On the eve of my wedding, my father showed up, determined to stop it,” wrote Phillips, who was 19 at the time and a heavy drug user. “I had tons of pills, and Dad had tons of everything too. Eventually I passed out on Dad’s bed.”

Phillips, best known as Julie Cooper on the sitcom “One Day at a Time,” wrote that the sexual relationship became consensual as her life began to spiral out of control.

During her time on the hit CBS comedy, which ran from 1975 to 1984, she battled drug addiction and underwent drug rehabilitation. She was fired from the show in 1980 because of her drug abuse.

Eventually, she and her father went to rehab together, and she later toured with him in a band called the New Mamas and the Papas.

“I was a fragment of a person, and my secret isolated me,” she wrote. “One night Dad said, ‘We could just run away to a country where no one would look down on us. There are countries where this is an accepted practice. Maybe Fiji.’ ”

Phillips has led a troubled life that has included substance abuse and a 2008 arrest at Los Angeles International Airport on suspicion of cocaine and heroin possession.

She later pleaded guilty to one count of cocaine possession and was ordered to a drug rehab program.

Phillips’ career as an actress took off when, as a teen, she performed the role of Carol Morrison in the 1973 film “American Graffiti.”

In the late 1990s, her career experienced a revival when she began co-starring on “So Weird,” a Disney Channel program.


John Mayer can insert a tampon in his rectum and wants to save the world with masturbation


John Mayer is the Heidi Spencer of the male world, but instead of getting 2469 surgeries in one sitting, he just uses his mouth and his penis as a T3 broadband line for fast, reliable broadcasting of his universe-altering announcements. This time, he told us what we’re sure you were dying to know via Rolling Stone:

On Jennifer Aniston:
“I’m the asshole. I burned the American flag. I basically murdered an ideal.”I’ve never really gotten over it…”It was one of the worst times of my life ..”

On relationships:
“All I want to do now is fuck the girls I’ve already fucked, because I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested in them, and they’re going, ‘But you’re John Mayer!’ So I’m going backwards to move forward. I’m too freaked out to meet anybody else.”

On Tiger Woods’ problem:
“If Tiger Woods only knew when to jack off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.”

On masturbation:

“I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. First of all, I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.”

Lesson learned today: If you’re suspecting there is a terrorist in the subway ready to detonate a bomb, just walk up to him, pull your pants down, start masturbating and invite him to join you in bringing peace and unity to the world. Thank you John Mayer.


Oliver Stone:Stalin and possibly Hitler empathizer?


In a film-making career spanning almost 40 years, Oliver Stone has turned political controversy in America into an art form. He has upset financiers with his caustic portrayal of Wall Street; conservatives with his depiction of Fidel Castro, Hugo Chávez and George Bush; and Democrats with his conspiracy theories about the assassination of John F Kennedy.

All of which may come to look like a tea party when his next big venture hits the screens.

Stone announced yesterday that a 10-hour crash course in the history of the 20th century he is putting together for American TV is designed as an antidote to the inaccuracies and biases he believes exist in the conventional historical narrative dished out in American schools and mainstream media. The title alone gives an inkling of what lies ahead: Oliver Stone’s Secret History of America.

The thrice-Oscar winning director gave a further glimpse into his thinking at a gathering of TV critics in Pasadena on Saturday, when he didn’t so much open up a can of worms as unleash an entire supermarket shelf-load. He began by startling the panel by bringing up the H word.

“Hitler is an easy scapegoat throughout history and it’s been used cheaply,” he said. Then he mentioned the S word. “Stalin has a complete other story. Not to paint him as a hero, but to tell a more factual representation. He fought the German war machine more than any person.”

Then he went on to mention two M words – Chairman Mao and Joseph McCarthy, architect of the 1950s anti-communist purges in Washington, and the T word – Harry Truman’s dropping of the atom bomb in 1945.

Of the many potential storms that could be brewing over his Secret History, which will be broadcast by the cable channel Showtime later this year, Hitler promises to be the most incendiary. Stone told the Television Critics Association that “we can’t judge people as only ‘bad’ or ‘good’. [Hitler] is the product of a series of actions. It’s cause and effect. People in America don’t know the connection between WWI and WWII.”

The implication that Stone is seeking to put forward a good side of the German dictator hitherto not seen by Americans is, even by Stone’s own accomplished record of stirring up stinks, pretty radical.

The comment inspired Stone’s collaborator on his Secret History, Peter Kuznick, a history professor at the Washington-based American University, to tell the audience of television critics and, in an apparent damage-limitation exercise: “He’s not saying we’re going to come out with a more positive view of Hitler. But we’re going to describe him as a historical phenomenon.”

Even so, such a relativist approach to Hitler as a product of his time as much as an individual embodiment of evil is likely to prove hot material. Stone said he would similarly put Stalin “in context”. “I’ve been able to walk in Stalin’s shoes and Hitler’s shoes, to understand their point of view. You cannot approach history unless you have empathy for the person you may hate.”

Within hours of the comments being made, they had begun, in the predictable pattern of such things, to effervesce on the internet like yeast in dough.

A blogger by the pen name Orphia Nay summed up the billowing emotion: “Ohhhhhh, this is not going to end well,” she wrote. Others were less temperate. “Again, another ‘blame America first’ person. If he/they hate it, just leave it. We’ll all have a party and help you pack. You won’t even have a full body scan.”

Say what you will about Stone, he can’t be accused of opting for the easy life. His 2006 film on 9/11, World Trade Center, was both critically acclaimed and a box office hit, with an appeal to all political persuasions. Next he bounced back with a sharp portrait of George Bush in W. Then he made South of the Border, his glowing portrayal of Chávez as champion of the poor which premiered at the Venice film festival in September where Stone appeared with Chávez on his arm. His Wall Street 2, with Michael Douglas reprising Gordon Gekko, is in post-production; it’s a fair bet that the money men will come off no better this time than they did the last.

Now his Secret History. “Obviously, Rush Limbaugh is not going to like this history,” Stone told the TV critics, which may go down as one of the great understatements of all time.


Stallone breaks neck while filming latest movie


Sylvester Stallone broke his neck while filming a fight scene in his latest movie.

The veteran action hero had emergency surgery and a metal plate inserted in his neck following the accident on the set of The Expendables.

The 63-year-old actor was filming a fight with wrestling co-star Stone Cold Steve Austin, 45,  in the upcoming movie, but it was so realistic that Stallone ended up with a hairline fracture in his neck.

Stallone told FHM magazine: ‘Man, it was seven guys, kicking each other’s ass, one guy tougher than the next. No joke, our stunt guys were begging for mercy.

‘Actually, my fight with Stone Cold Steve Austin was so vicious that I ended up getting a hairline fracture in my neck. I’m not joking.

‘I haven’t told anyone this, but I had to have a very serious operation afterwards. I now have a metal plate in my neck.’

The plot of the film centres around a team of mercenaries head to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator.

The movie features a who’s who of veteran action actors including Arnold Schwarzenegger, 62, Bruce Willis, 54, Dolph Lundgren, 52, Mickey Rourke, 57,  Jet Li, 46, as well as relative youngster Jason Statham, 37.


Guess Who Revealed: Quinn Stone!

It's Sharon Stone's sons Quinn, 3, and Laird, 4! The Stone brothers had a soccer lesson in Coldwater Park in Los Angeles on Monday (January 4).

The boys also have a 9-year-old big brother, Roan, who Sharon and her ex-husband Phil Bronstein adopted. The 51-year-old Basic Instinct star adopted Quinn and Laird on her own.


Sharon Stone is officially off the MILF list


Here’s 51-year old Sharon Stone looking like Rod Stewart right before he’s about to sleep in his suntanning coffin, exiting a hair salon in Beverly Hills just hours before appearing at the movie premiere of Crazy Heat with a 5-year old poster of hers stapled to her ear lobes. All jokes aside, we will start refraining from free-diving into any woman’s vagina unless she carries a police mug shot with her…or at least a sworn statement by her hairdresser. That way we won’t endanger our emotional well-being based on false advertising.


Louis Vuitton comes to its senses, stops using Madonna’s ancient crotch to sell expensive bags

LV Madonna

Giant fashion house Louis Vuitton has dropped Madonna as the face of their campaign and has replaced her with a model whose crotch is barely out of the showroom and has thousands of driving miles on it. Madonna’s wagon (they didn’t have automobiles when she was born so can’t compare her cootchie to something with an actual machine) is being replaced by 25-year old supermodel Lara Stone, who people say looks like a young Brigitte Bardot.

And to make matters worse, Lara was handpicked for the spring/ summer 2010 campaign by Madonna’s good friend, designer Marc Jacobs (who although as gay as they come still recognizes a vampire spreading her legs is more likely to evoke images of dead fish left out for a week than the desire to suddenly open your wallet and waste thousands on a bag).

A Louis Vuitton spokesman said: “After two seasons with such a huge star, Marc decided to take a breather and work with a model – and not just any model.

“It’s the choice of a new supermodel.”

And by breather they meant not having to put vaseline under their nostrils for those formaldehyde-meets corpse in the swamp-moments when Madonna insisted on her vertical ballerina splits.


Rolling Stone guitarist arrested for choking 20-year old Russian lover in the street


Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood was arrested amid claims that he “choked” his young Russian lover during a violent street bust-up.

The guitarist, 62, reportedly dragged 20-year-old Ekaterina Ivanova by her neck in the 30-minute row and would have killed her if it wasn’t for the interference of strangers.

He was held on suspicion of assault but freed yesterday on police bail pending further inquiries.

According to The Sun, Wood had threatened to stub out a cigarette in his Russian lover’s face as they argued in the street.

Police arrested the wrinkly Rolling Stones legend after witnesses claimed they saw him “choking” waif-like waitress Ekaterina while dragging her screaming along a pavement.

Last night eyewitnesses claimed he only stopped the assault after a man heard “gurgling” sounds and shouted at him to stop.

Ekaterina – said to have been dragged 20ft by the collar of her blouse and jacket – suffered knee injuries near the pair’s Surrey home on Wednesday night. Her tights had been ripped.

According to The Sun, witness Celine Dixon said: “We heard a woman screaming, then saw a man pinning her to the ground.

“He was shouting at her then we heard choking sounds so my boyfriend rushed out to help. When he got outside he saw it was Ronnie and Ekaterina.”

Wood apparently walked away, leaving dazed Ekaterina crying in a shop doorway when challenged by Celine’s boyfriend Phillip Legge.

She was helped to Phillip and Celine’s nearby home and questioned by police.

Officers then drove her to the £5million apartment she shares with Wood in Claygate, Surrey, and arrested him on suspicion of assault.

The alcoholic rock idol – worth an estimated £70million – spent a night sobering up in a grim cell at Staines Police Station.

A police source said: “Ekaterina was very distressed and had cuts on her knees from where it seems she’d been dragged along the street.

“But she was insistent she didn’t want police involved or to press charges.

“Despite her refusal, witnesses allege this was a potentially serious assault and he may face charges in any case once the evidence is assessed.

It is the second time in recent months police have been called to an argument between dad-of-four Wood and Ekaterina – at the centre of his break-up from wife Jo in July of last year.


Rihanna wants all women to get naked


Rihanna appeared on the British X Factor last night (during which she did an impersonation of Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct and then proceeded to lip-sync), and later on gave an exclusive interview to British Tabloid The Sun during which she of course tried again to bring out Sexy/Liberated Rihanna…which meant talking about getting naked and getting other women naked to, we’re guessing liberate them and make them stronger (and since they won’t have a record to sell, at least they’ll be left with the warm feelings that pervs are jerking off to their pictures).

Here are some excerpts:

“Every woman should have naked pictures taken. In five years my body might not look like this!

“I’ve always been borderline raunchy and a little sexy. But sexy at 19 and sexy at 21 is two different things. I’m just having fun.”

“When naked pictures I’d sent to a boyfriend were leaked this year I was so nervous and embarrassed that my mom was going to see them.

“But she reacted in the most surprising way.

“She just sent me a text saying, ‘You’re an adult now’. Basically saying, ‘Welcome to the real world’.

“She says I’m a woman now so I have to handle things like an adult.”

“I said a while ago that size matters but it’s also about the skill! If the right person comes along then I’ll act accordingly… ”

There was no trace of youthful nerves as Rihanna strutted her stuff on last night’s X Factor.

She is impressed by this year’s crop of contestants, saying: “It’s scary for them – especially knowing how many people are watching. It’s the biggest show here and that’s a lot of pressure for someone who just came from their little home.”

But she says she would have willingly put herself through the reality TV mill to succeed as a star.

Her early family life with a crack addict father made her determined to carve out a better life.

She said: “I would have done anything to get here, any way that I had to. If I had to go on a TV show then I would have done that.”

But there’s one thing about The X Factor she doesn’t find such an attractive prospect.

Despite a fancy for British men and their “cute” accents, one person who has not turned her head is Simon Cowell who she says is a “great judge” but “a little too old for me”.

Another reality show came back to haunt her yesterday as Britain’s Got Talent favourite Susan Boyle trounced her in the album charts.

SuBo’s I Dreamed A Dream claimed the top spot while Rihanna’s Rated R languished at 16.

She said of the Scottish singer: “I think it’s really terrific that someone’s dream can come true just when you think it can’t.

“She’s a middle-aged woman who doesn’t look like a star yet she has the most angelic voice.

“I couldn’t be more excited for her. I can’t even put myself in her position, what that would feel like. She so deserves it.”

Rihanna’s single Russian Roulette is making a stronger showing though, charting at No6 last night.

Rihanna says her new music is her way of turning the tables on Chris Brown.

And she reveals she has poured her heart into personal songs about the attack as her way of dealing with the pain.

The singer, who has sold 12million albums worldwide, says: “I’ve always been a very guarded person in terms of letting people in, but I went through something that made me open up. And that was my way of healing from that experience.”

When we talk about Leona Lewis being punched in the face by a crazed fan earlier this year, Rihanna admits the incident brought back memories.

She says: “I got so mad. I got mad like it was me. I couldn’t believe it happened to her, of all people. It’s so disappointing when people behave like that. Why?

“She’s so sweet. She is just a beautiful, beautiful spirit. You don’t want any bad things to happen to her.”

Although she is still coming to terms with what happened to her on that February night, this is no shamed and cowed victim.

Her lyrics to several of her new songs are also defiant and make it very clear Chris was in the wrong – a message she feels is important to get across to other victims.

Cold Case Love contains the words: “What you did to me was a crime, and I let you reach me one more time but that’s enough.”

The most heart-wrenching, Stupid In Love, goes: “Don’t understand it, blood on your hands, and still you insist on repeatedly trying to tell me lies. Don’t talk to me like I’m stupid.

“I still love you but I just can’t do this. I may be dumb but I’m not stupid.”

Rihanna admits she found recording the album therapeutic but also painful.

She says: “I opened up and got a little vulnerable and let my emotions out on it.

“I’m able to listen back to it now but in the beginning it was really weird.

“It was too deep for me. I kept having to leave the studio.

“But this was a great display of my recovery process.”

Rihanna’s only remaining sadness is that her father Ronald Fenty – now clear of drugs – with whom she was recently reconciled, has not been in touch since the pair had a bust-up over him being drunk at her concert 18 months ago.

She credits him on her album sleeve but says she doesn’t expect a response despite him saying he has been trying to make contact.

She says: “He has too much pride. It’s almost like we play opposite roles – I’m the adult and he’s the stubborn teenage boy.

“Luckily my mom raised me with enough qualities to take on something like that. She is the least judgmental person.

“My whole life, she has always been there guiding me but she was never too hands-on. She was just there by my side making sure I didn’t make the wrong decision.”


Sharon Stone & Laird Are Bike Buddies

Sharon Stone was spotted teaching her 4-year-old son Laird to ride a bike in Los Angeles on Wednesday (November 25). Laird looked so happy to try out his new wheels.

The 51-year-old Basic Instinct star is also mom to sons Roan, 9, and Quinn, 3. Sharon and her ex-husband Phil Bronstein are parents to Roan, while she adopted Laird and Quinn on her own.