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Best-Selling Author Tara Moss Pregnant

Canadian model-turned-author Tara Moss and Aussie poet and philosopher Dr. Berndt Sellheim are expecting their first child.

Moss took to Twitter to announce the news, saying,

My husband and I are positively thrilled to announce our first collaboration. We call it ‘Making a human.’"

Wow, thank you for all the well wishes. I am indeed in the 'family way' with bun in proverbial oven, on stork watch, in the pudding club. x"

The 36-year-old relocated to Australia in 1996, and since this time has published a slew of best-selling crime novels, including Fetish, Split, and Covet, and hosts the crime show Tough Nuts on the CI Network.

The couple married in December of 2009, after meeting on an online dating site in 2007.

 

And the Emmy goes to…

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Mad Men and Modern Family clinched the top honors at the 62nd Primetime Emmy Awards Sunday night at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles. Mad Men won the Emmy for best TV drama for the third year in a row and a second Emmy for writing, which went to series creator Matthew Weiner and Erin Levy while Modern Family took home the trophy for outstanding comedy series and four more awards including the best supporting actor trophy for Eric Stonestreet and an award for writers Steven Levitan and Christopher Lloyd.

Glee, the musical series, which led the nominations with 19 nods, won Emmys for supporting actress Jane Lynch and director Ryan Murphy while Top Chef won Emmy for outstanding reality series. Congratulations to all the winners. Hit the jump for the complete list of nominees and winners.
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Tara Reid’s Panty-less Upskirt

Do you hate celebrities who wear panties? We do, too. That’s why, in celebration in hot messes everywhere, we’re posting these brand new pics of Tara Reid’s drunk, shaven vagina. That’s right, folks. Look no further for some celebuslut pussy!

Over the weekend, Hot Mess Tara Reid was partying with her ex-fiance Michael Axtmann in Saint Tropez… and judging by the mascara-smeared photos, it was a hell of a time. It was so awesome, in fact, that at some point Tara lost her panties and the entire party boat had easy access to her cooter. True, it may be marred by years of ill-chosen plastic surgery, but she’s still a hot lay.

If she’s still conscious, that is.

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Tara is Still a Drunk Celebrity Slut

…Oh Buzz, how COULD you?

Former celebrity Tara Reid partied the night away in St. Tropez yesteday. Her version of partying includes tequila shots and kissing. Lots and lots of kissing. She was seen kissing men, women and even geriatric former astronauts.

Included in the slutfest was 34-year-old “The Crow: Wicked Prayer” star’s suckfest were some random chicks, her ex-fiance Michael Axtmann and 80-year-old Apollo 11 moon walker Buzz Aldrin.

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Taraji P. Henson: “Listen To Your Children And Communicate With Them”

Academy Award-nominated actress Taraji P. Henson has made her mark in Hollywood in the short time she has been making films, starring in hits such as Hustle and Flow, and The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button. The 39-year-old is also a single mother to 16-year-old son Marcel. In an interview with Babble, the actress opened up about raising her son as a single mother, her extended family, and her career.

On her parenting philosophy: "Listen to your children and communicate with them. You have to be there 100 percent for them. You have to pay attention to what they’re doing/reading/watching because this world is a very different world than when I grew up. They have all this information at their fingertips, and you have to pay attention—with eyes wide open."

On teaching her son one important lesson: "To trust his own voice. When I leave him and can’t always be with him to say, “Do this, do that,” I hope he can hear my voice and God’s voice. There are times when you don’t listen to those voices, and then you find yourself in a world of trouble. But if you start training yourself to listen and obey that voice, you’ll find yourself [avoiding] dumb choices."

On her biggest parenting challenge: "Doing it alone. I’m a single mom, so I have to do everything."

For the complete interview with Taraji, visit Babble.com...

 

Salma Hayek really, really, really hates snakes (with video)

SALMA-HAYEK-SNAKESalma Hayek, Maria Bello and Maya Rudolph sat down with Extra to promote their new movie Grown Ups on Tuesday when a large snake crawled across the set sending Salma Hayek into one of the most insane panics we’ve ever seen a pair of tits go into. Shrieking and shaking she then tried to use Maya Rudolph as a human shield, clawing at her face and possibly puncturing a lung or two with her 5-inch heels when she tried to climb on top of her (at least Maria Bello had the decency to take her shoes off first).

“Somebody do something!” she shrieked as she climbed over the expendable human being next to her. “Noooooo! Ahhhhhh!” “Eat this one first!!” (pushes Maya towards the snake. Ok, that last part never happened).

Salma was then carried away by a member of the crew as the snake slithered off in the other direction. She wasn’t seen again on set for the rest of the day.

Very weird indeed since Salma danced with a huge python for her breaking role in the movie From Dusk Till Dawn back in 1996. Or was that just Quentin Tarantino making a cameo?

 

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Tara Reid shows off her new stiched up belly

article-0-09D5D202000005DC-1110_468x719Tara Reid attended the second annual Love Festival at the Palms Casino in Vegas yesterday (Memorial Day) and proudly showed off her “new and improved” version of a stomach which we’re assuming can only be the result of her pulling a Buffalo Bill and keeping a bunch of untouched virgins in her basement so she can use their abdominal flesh to stitch it on her own every time hers starts to look like Hugh Hefner’s saggy sad balls. Have to admit though, it kinda worked because we don’t automatically want to stick our penis into a moving grain harvester upon making eye contact with her midriff. *Moves eyes from belly to breasts* Wait, we can still build a gazebo in between her breasts and sit down to enjoy a bottle a 100 of gin together, right? Which is about as sexy as watching Kate Gosselin give birth to a 9th child, right? *Runs naked towards a lawn mower*

 

Chris Noth & His Beverly Hills Boy

Sweet duo! Chris Noth was spotted with his son Orion at Coldwater Canyon Park in Beverly Hills on Friday (May 21). Orion went on the slides and the swings while dad played and laughed alongside his adorable 2-year-old tot. Mom is Noth's longtime love and fiancée, Tara Lynn Wilson.

The sexy star of Sex and the City 2 admitted he was asked to get into shape by the film’s director Michael Patrick King. Noth said when he met with King prior to shooting, the director “took one look at that stomach bouncing off the floor and he said, 'Dude, we're not calling you Mr. Big because of that stomach. Get somewhere and lose it fast. You've gotta be in shape.'"

Who's your favorite - Mr. Big or Aidan?

 

Tara Reid’s wedding is off

SPL166411_010Tara Reid and her internet entrepreneur fiance Michael Axtmann have called off their wedding planned for the end of May for mysterious reasons we can only assume involve Michael realizing that drowning himself in gin every night so he can look her in the stomach eye while having sex has turned him into an alcoholic and that she’d have no qualms nailing his penis to the wall the minute he decided not to share.

Michael: “Honey, i think you had enough. Let’s put that Scotch away.”

Tara:”BITCH, give me the bottle NOW, or i’ll headbutt you in the groin and go have sex with the neighbor.Oh, shit, already did that today when i went by to ask for some sugar. Hah, ha..oops!” (slips and falls in a paddle of puke).

Via People:

Four months after becoming engaged, Tara Reid says her wedding planned for next month is off.

The actress and Playboy model, 34, gave no explanation, releasing only a brief statement saying, “Tara Reid has confirmed that she will not be moving forward with her May 22 nuptials.”

After dating for several months, Reid and Internet entrepreneur Michael Axtmann were engaged in January when he presented her with a ring while having dinner at a Los Angeles restaurant, prompting applause from other diners.

 

Bob Geldof’s daughter’s heroin-fuelled one-night stand

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On Saturday, a college student who went only by the name “Ben” from Madison, New Jersey, posted a set of pictures showing a glazed-eyed and naked Peaches Geldof (with a suspicious oozing wound on her left thigh) and claimed they spent the night doing drugs and having sex. “Ben” posted the pics along with a message giving out the details of the night on Reddit.com.

Ben claimed he met Peaches when they were staying with a mutual friend while Peaches attempted to record her debut album.

He alleges the pair spent the night together on Thanksgiving, on November 26, and drove around Los Angeles looking for syringes and cotton wool  -  as well as lemons to dissolve heroin that he says Peaches claimed she had brought from England.

He says: ‘She had a cute English accent and wasn’t bad looking at all. The tattoo discussion leads to us deciding we should get each other’s names tattooed on each other.

‘At 3am I grab my friend’s car keys, and head out. We drive all over Hollywood looking for a tattoo parlour, with no luck. While driving around we get on the topic of drugs. At this point in my life I was very into all drugs, as was she. She told me she had a bit of heroin she brought with her from the UK and asked me if I was game. I was so the hunt began.”

‘We drove all around LA looking for the supplies we needed. We drove to various pharmacies looking for needles and cotton.

‘We get them and begin the drive home. On the way back she mentions this is heroin base, meaning we need to dissolve this in lemon (I guess this is a British thing, I never have seen this in my years in NYC).’

He claims that by 5am, ‘I was high as a kite and we start to watch a movie. Things get hot and heavy and before I know it we’re naked’.

Bizarrely, he claims that after sleeping together the pair then woke up in a Scientology centre, where fresh convert Peaches had taken them to undergo a detoxification programme called Purif.

He added: ‘This girl ended up being a hardcore Scientologist and a D-List celebrity, and we were doing a process called Purif.’

 

Toni Collette Takes Her Family On The Road

When work takes her out of town, Aussie actress Toni Collette travels with her family in tow.

Explaining that she, her husband Dave Galafassi and daughter Sage Florence, 2, "travel as a unit," the 37-year-old actress tells the USA Today that she's grateful that she doesn't have to choose between work and family.

"The fact that I can bring my child, my family to work saves me. If I couldn't, I don't think I'd be working, sadly, which would probably make me implode."

Toni also credits her hubby, who is a very hands-on dad: "It allows me to fly my kite," she says.

Toni can currently be seen in the Showtime hit, United States of Tara.

 

TV networks put a gag on Lady Gaga’s 9-minute “Telephone” video (with video)

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MTV has banned Gaga’s “Telephone” video clip and more TV networks are expected to follow suit with its content ensuring they cannot show it during regular programming.

The extravagant 9-minute video which includes a raunchy lesbian scene in prison and features Beyoncé, launched online on Thursday (EST) and has been viewed more than 8 million times on YouTube.

Experts said the small-screen epic for Telephone – featuring fellow superstar Beyonce – could become the most watched ever.

Directed by Jonas Akerlund, who also helmed the singer’s “Paparazzi” video, the nine-and-a-half-minute clip starts with two bra-flashing guards escorting Gaga to her prison cell, as an audience of incarcerated girls looks on seductively.

Once she reaches her destination, the officials strip the New Yorker to her pants, prompting one to say: “I told you she didn’t have a d—,” referring to rumours that Gaga was born a hermaphrodite.

Eventually, Gaga is bailed out of the jail – courtesy of her partner in murderous crime, Beyoncé.
The wacky blonde rides off with her pal, but not before Beyoncé tells off her accomplice: “You’ve been a very bad girl. A very, very, bad, bad girl, Gaga.”

In a later scene, Beyonce flashes her breasts at a man in a diner before spiking his drink with poison while the unsuspecting man – who committed the cardinal sin of eating all of her honey – has his back turned.

After he collapses dead on the table, a ruthless Beyoncé tells his corpse: “I knew you’d take all of my honey, you selfish motherf—–.”

At the end, the deadly duo drive off in a bright yellow Chevrolet Silverado SS – the truck the bride drives in “Kill Bill: Volume 1″ and loaned out by Kill Bill director Quentin Tarantino – as police appeal for their whereabouts.

Gaga said the clip was inspired by Tarantino’s work.

“There’s certainly always a hidden message in my music videos,” she said.

“But I would say most predominately, I’m always trying to convolute everyone’s idea of what a pop music video should be.”

 

Marion Cotillard can read our minds (with video)

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Ok, so you probably remember Marion Cotillard for her retarded comments on the 9/11 conspiracy theory, but at least she’s trying to make amends by persuading women to wear their tits on their foreheads. Which is why we can’t figure out why this FunnyOrDie video is labeled as a parody, because honestly, it’s a genius idea. Just think of how much energy we will save from attempting to persuade women its in the nation’s best interest if they always lift their shirts when we say hi to them. Or the money we waste trying to install those Japanese x-ray chips into our retinas. Sure a few women would have to go blind if their titties are a bit too large, but that’s a small price to pay for saving mankind.

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Quentin Tarantino Sued Over Kill Bill

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Although the allegation starts out reasonable enough – Quentin Tarantino stole the idea for Kill Bill off of someone else – it sort of disintegrates into a “JEWS RUN HOLLYWOOD!” rant that loses credibility. Via TMZ:

In a lawsuit filed today, Dannez Hunter claims in 1999 he submitted a treatment to Miramax, about a fictional character named Ren. Short story — he says eventually Miramax, Harvey Weinstein and Q.T. ripped-off his work, including the “concept/character name Ren.” He claims Q.T. pilfered Ren witnessing her mother’s sadistic murder, the knife through the mother’s abdomen, and on and on.

And there’s this. Hunter, who says he was from the inner city, applied for a job at Miramax but “was never given a return phone call, as numerous similar situated less qualified Jewish and White people were bestowed job after job after job.”

It wouldn’t be surprising if that creepy-foreheaded man stole the concept for Kill Bill off of someone else. Quentin is entirely too repulsive to come up with something that would make him that famous. Ugly people shouldn’t be successful. That’s a fact. Ask a scientist.

The man suing Quentin wants over $1 million. After Tarantino’s loss at the Oscars and successful career, we highly doubt that he will be acknowledging any truth to this man’s suit. Ever. It’s understandable for Hunter to be jealous of Tarantino. After all, Quentin gets some sweet trim and he may indeed be the ugliest man on earth. Or at least in Hollywood.

It’s doubtful that the Jew-hating rant will earn Hunter any money. They do control Hollywood.

 

The Oscars Were Unaccountably Boring

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Aside from Ben Stiller in horrifying Avatar makeup, nothing happened at the Oscars that is really worth mentioning. No hot actress showed up with her cheeseburger hanging out of a $10,000 dress. Not one person got drunk enough to throw up all over Quentin Tarantino. Steve Martin made a few jokes and none of them were about Lady Gaga’s penis. Aren’t award ceremonies supposed to be awesome?

True, there were a fair share of gorgeous women in expensive dresses, but to the percentage of the population that have penises (or wished they had penises) no dress is going to be impressive unless the starlet falls out of it. “Megan Fox’s titty wildly escapes from Vera Wang cleavage” – now that’s a story worth writing about.

“The Hurt Locker” took home most of the awards last night while “Avatar” got bent over and treated like the high school whore. There weren’t any real upsets or issues, so the Oscars were even more boring than they usually are. That one “The Hurt Locker” producer must be kicking himself right about now – his movie won most of the awards, but he was banned for spamming the Academy with “VOTE FOR ME!” messages. He got to enjoy the Oscars the same way we did – eating Fruit Loops in our footie pajamas while Grandma smokes a carton of cigs.

The general run-down of winners (blah, blah, The Hurt Locker, blah blah, Sandra Bullock):

Best Motion Picture of the Year: The Hurt Locker

Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role: Jeff Bridges for Crazy Heart

Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role: Sandra Bullock for The Blind Side

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role: Christoph Waltz for Inglourious Basterds

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role: Mo’Nique for Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire

Best Achievement in Directing: Kathryn Bigelow for The Hurt Locker

Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen: The Hurt Locker, Mark Boal

Best Writing, Screenplay Based on Material Previously Produced or Published: Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire, Geoffrey Fletcher

Best Achievement in Cinematography: Avatar, Mauro Fiore

Best Achievement in Editing: The Hurt Locker, Bob Murawski, Chris Innis

Best Achievement in Art Direction: Avatar, Rick Carter, Robert Stromberg, Kim Sinclair

Best Achievement in Costume Design: The Young Victoria, Sandy Powell

Best Achievement in Makeup: Star Trek, Barney Burman, Mindy Hall, Joel Harlow

Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Score: Up, Michael Giacchino

Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Song: Crazy Heart, T-Bone Burnett, Ryan Bingham(”The Weary Kind”)

Best Achievement in Sound Mixing: The Hurt Locker,  Paul N.J. Ottosson, Ray Beckett

Best Achievement in Sound Editing: The Hurt Locker, Paul N.J. Ottosson

Best Achievement in Visual Effects: Avatar, Joe Letteri, Stephen Rosenbaum, Richard Baneham, Andy Jones

Best Animated Feature Film of the Year:
Up (2009), Pete Docter

Best Foreign Language Film of the Year: El secreto de sus ojos (Argentina)

Best Documentary, Features:
The Cove, Louie Psihoyos, Fisher Stevens

Best Documentary, Short Subjects: Music by Prudence, Roger Ross Williams, Elinor Burkett

Best Short Film, Animated: Logorama, Nicolas Schmerkin

Best Short Film, Live Action: The New Tenants, Joachim Back, Tivi Magnusson

 

2010 Oscar nominations list

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Anne Hathaway and AMPAS president Tom Sherak announced the nominations for the 2010 Academy Awards this morning in Los Angeles. As you can make out from the above pic, the Best Picture category has been extended to ten nominees this year. Avatar and The Hurt Locker topped the list with nine nominations each. The 2010 Oscar Awards will be presented March 7 at the Kodak Theatre. Check out the complete list of nominees after the jump.
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Someone actually proposed to Tara Reid

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Yes, Tara Reid is engaged, and according to People magazine her boyfriend of one year Michael Axtmann proposed to her while they were having dinner at The Little Door restaurant in Los Angeles on Monday night(”Tara was so happy, and the other patrons clapped and yelled out, ‘Congratulations.’”).

So since we know the guy got down on one knee, found her hand and put a ring on it, we’re pretty sure he’s not blind (witnesses did not mention a man sticking a diamond ring on a piece of bread stick) and he’s not quadriplegic (blindness and paralysis are requirements for deciding to marry her because we’re pretty sure even with a blind man, the sense of touch alone would have sent him straight to a shrink’s couch for some heavy penis psychotherapy).

Which leaves us only with the theory that the man has never seen Tara Reid without her clothes off and has definitely never had sex with her and can only assume she’s been claiming to have her period for an entire year and offering her Playboy photo shoot for bathroom entertainment every time he asks for it.

Reid, 34, and Axtmann, an Internet entrepreneur, began dating last year. They are planning a small wedding for family and friends by this summer.

Reid, who posed for Playboy’s January/February issue, recently completed production on the comedy Last Call and the psychological thriller The Fields.

 

Quentin Tarantino is into choking chicks

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We always knew Quentin Tarantino was a bit off, but we just thought it might have been that fall from his baby walker when he was 8 (ok, he was a late bloomer). Now we’re starting to think he has newspaper clippings and human fingers in embalming fluids in his mother’s basement…any maybe a few dead cats to practice his choking technique on. Because apparently he made a deal with Diane Kruger that if she was to be in his film, she had to let him choke her in one of the scenes.

Via OK Magazine:

DIANE KRUGER put her life in the hands of director QUENTIN TARANTINO on the set of war movie INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS – after agreeing to let the filmmaker choke her during a fight scene.

Kruger plays German spy Bridget von Hammersmark in the film about a group of Jewish-American Nazi killers.

In one brutal scene Kruger’s character is strangled – and Tarantino was convinced the only way to make the struggle realistic was to choke his leading lady himself.

He explains, “When you watch the film those are actually my hands that are on Diane Kruger’s throat strangling her. I made a deal with her early on. (I told her) ‘We’re gonna have to choke you if it’s gonna actually work and I don’t trust anybody but myself to do it.’ And she didn’t trust anybody but me to do it … so she was down (ok) with it but I remember talking to her about it (and saying) it’s going to be a little uncomfortable.”

 

wins top honors at Golden Globes

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James Cameron’s 3D epic Avatar grabbed the top honors at the 67th Annual Golden Globes held on Sunday (January 17, 2010) at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, winning the Golden Globes for best picture drama and director for James Cameron and beating the hot favorites Inglourious Basterds and The Hurt Locker.

Among other popular awards, Jeff Bridges and Sandra Bullock walked home with the best actor and best actress (drama) trophies for their work in Crazy Heart and The Blind Side respectively. Meryl Streep took home her seventh Globe trophy (winning best actress in a musical or comedy for Julie and Julia) while Robert Downey Jr. grabbed the trophy for best actor (comedy/musical) for his role in Sherlock Holmes. Congratulations to all the winners! Hit the jump for the full list of winners.
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Brangelina shun Golden Globes

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Brad Pitt and Angelina may be the first couple of Hollywood, but that doesn’t make them any less or more eccentric than any other Hollywood celebrity. Reportedly, they are up to their star antics and have boycotted the Golden Globes because Brad failed to receive a nomination for his role in Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds. Of course, we can blame it on the fact that the film managed to grab a string of other awards, including Best Picture and Best Director for Quentin Tarantino.
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Tara Reid naked in Playboy pushed Photoshop to the breaking point

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Wow, never thought there would be a day where we’d see a Photoshop job that belongs in the Smithsonian. Just look at Tara Reid’s body in her no so long awaited Playboy spread. Not only doesn’t it look like a 3-D map of the Himalayas, but it actually looks like something most men would consider hiding something in if presented. Amazing!

 

Golden Globe Nominees!

Here we go! The nominations for the 2010 Golden Globes were announced this morning. Did your favorites make it?

Best Motion Picture – Drama
“The Hurt Locker”
“Inglourious Basterds”
“Precious”
“Up in the Air”
“Avatar”

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama
Emily Blunt, “The Young Victoria”
Sandra Bullock, “The Blind Side”
Helen Mirren, “The Last Station”
Carey Mulligan, “An Education”
Gabourey Sidibe, “Precious”

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama
Jeff Bridges, “Crazy Heart”
George Clooney, “Up in the Air”
Colin Firth, “A Single Man”
Morgan Freeman, “Invictus”
Tobey Maguire, “Brothers”

Best Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical
“The Hangover”
“It’s Complicated”
“Julie & Julia”
“Nine”
“(500) Days of Summer”

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical
Sandra Bullock, “The Proposal”
Marion Cotillard, “Nine”
Meryl Streep, “It’s Complicated”
Meryl Streep, “Julie & Julia”
Julia Roberts, “Duplicity”

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical
Daniel Day-Lewis, “Nine”
Robert Downey Jr., “Sherlock Holmes”
Michael Stuhlbarg, “A Serious Man”
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, “(500) Days of Summer”
Matt Damon, “The Informant!”

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Mo’Nique, “Precious”
Julianne Moore, “A Single Man”
Anna Kendrick, “Up in the Air”
Vera Farmiga, “Up in the Air”
Penelope Cruz, “Nine”

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
Matt Damon, “Invictus”
Stanley Tucci, “The Lovely Bones”
Christopher Plummer, “The Last Station”
Christoph Waltz, “Inglourious Basterds”
Woody Harrelson, “The Messenger”

Best Animated Feature Film
“Coraline”
“Fantastic Mr. Fox”
“Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs”
“The Princess and the Frog”
“Up”

Best Foreign Language Film
“Baaria”
“Broken Embraces”
“The Prophet”
“The White Ribbon”
“The Maid”

Best Director – Motion Picture
Kathryn Bigelow, “The Hurt Locker”
James Cameron, “Avatar”
Clint Eastwood, “Invictus”
Jason Reitman, “Up in the Air”
Quentin Tarantino, “Inglourious Basterds”

Best Screenplay – Motion Picture
Neill Blomkamp and Terri Tatchell, “District 9″
Mark Boal, “The Hurt Locker”
Nancy Meyers, “It’s Complicated”
Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner, “Up in the Air”
Quentin Tarantino, “Inglourious Basterds”

Best Original Score – Motion Picture
Michael Giacchino, “Up”
Marvin Hamlisch, “The Informant!”
James Horner, “Avatar”
Abel Korzeniowski and Karen O, “A Single Man”
Carter Burwell, “Where the Wild Things Are”

Best Original Song — Motion Picture
“I See You,” “Avatar”
“The Weary Kind,” “Crazy Heart”
“Cinema Italiano,” “Nine”
“I Want to Come Home,” “Everybody’s Fine”
“Winter,” “Brothers”

Best Television Series – Drama
“Dexter”
“Mad Men”
“House M.D.”
“True Blood”
“Big Love”

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series – Drama
Glenn Close, “Damages”
January Jones, “Mad Men”
Julianna Margulies, “The Good Wife”
Anna Paquin, “True Blood”
Kyra Sedgewick, “The Closer”

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series – Drama
Simon Baker, “The Mentalist”
Michael C. Hall, “Dexter”
Jon Hamm, “Mad Men”
Hugh Laurie, “House M.D.”
Bill Paxton, “Big Love”

Best Television Series – Comedy
“30 Rock”
“Entourage”
“Glee”
“The Office”
“Modern Family”

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series – Comedy or Musical
Alec Baldwin, “30 Rock”
Steve Carell, “The Office”
David Duchovny, “Californication”
Thomas Jane, “Hung”
Matthew Morrison, “Glee”

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series – Comedy or Musical
Toni Collette, “United States of Tara”
Courteney Cox, “Cougar Town”
Edie Falco, “Nurse Jackie”
Tina Fey, “30 Rock”
Lea Michele, “Glee”

Best Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
“Georgia O’Keefe”
“Grey Gardens”
“Into the Storm”
“Little Dorrit”
“Taking chance”

Best Performance by an Actress in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Joan Allen, “Georgia O’Keefe”
Drew Barrymore, “Grey Gardens”
Jessica Lange, “Grey Gardens”
Anna Paquin, “The Courageous Heart of Irena Sendler”
Sigourney Weaver, “Prayers for Bobby”

Best Performance by an Actor in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Kevin Bacon, “Taking Chance”
Kenneth Branagh, “Wallander: One Step Behind”
Chiwetel Ejiofor, “Endgame”
Brendan Gleeson, “Into the Storm”
Jeremy Irons, “Georgia O’Keefe”

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Jane Adams, “Hung”
Rose Byrne, “Damages”
Jane Lynch, “Glee”
Janet McTeer, “Into the Storm”
Chloe Sevigny, “Big Love”

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or a Motion Picture Made for Television
Michael Emerson, “Lost”
Neil Patrick Harris, “How I Met Your Mother”
William Hurt, “Damages”
John Lithgow, “Dexter”
Jeremy Piven, “Entourage”

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Playboy not afraid of taking on the task of completely airbrushing botched stomachs

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Tara Reid is pissed off that everyone insists on showing pictures of her from 5 or 6 years ago and is taking her clothes off for Playboy to prove to everyone that her old body is a thing of the past:

“I’ve been OK now for the last five or six years but people only show old pictures which is so unfair and that’s part of the reason why I did the Playboy shoot – to show the world this is me and this is what I look like.”

Apparently, having a stomach that looks like the surface of Mars must inevitably lead you to count time in Martian years, so that a few months seem like 5 years. Thankfully, we have no problem telling the time or counting the years and months and so we give you Tara Reid of a few months ago (July 2009). Evidently the only thing that’s changed is Tara’s vision. We’re guessing that’s what happens when you try to lubricate your eyeballs with tequila shots one too many times.

 

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Taraji Brings Sexy Back… In a Classy Way


Taraji hosted the 25th Film Independent Spirit Award Nominations Press Conference in LA yesterday looking like she did when she first hopped on the scene during the “Baby Boy” days. Looks like she took our advice and got her make up and hair game back in check. More flicks under the hood.

 

Out of Pocket: Serena Williams is Fined $82,500 and Future Suspension for her US Open Explosion


Serena Williams is still feeling the aftermath from her outburst at the US Open. She has just been fined by the Grand Slam Committee a record $82,500, and she is on probation for two years. If she has another outburst, she will be suspended.

Is all of this really necessary???

Serena Williams was fined a record $82,500 for her
U.S. Open tirade and she could be suspended from that tournament if she has another “major offense” at any Grand Slam in the next two years, Grand Slam administrator Bill Babcock told The Associated Press on Monday.

He said Williams faces a “probationary period” at tennis’ four major championships in 2010 and 2011. If she has another “major offense” at a Grand Slam tournament in that time, the fine would increase to $175,000 and she would be barred from the following U.S. Open. “But if she does not have another offense in the next two years, the suspension is lifted,” Babcock said in a telephone interview from London.

He said the previous highest fine for a Grand Slam offense was about $48,000 to Jeff Tarango in the 1990s.

Williams earned $350,000 by reaching the semifinals, part of her more than $6.5 million in prize money in 2009, a single-season record for women’s tennis. Her career prize money tops $28 million.

The American is an 11-time Grand Slam singles champion and ended the 2009 season at No. 1 in the WTA rankings.

Williams’ profanity-laced, finger-pointing outburst drew a $10,000 fine from the U.S. Tennis Association in September — the maximum on-site penalty a tennis player can face. But because it happened at a Grand Slam tournament, Babcock was charged with investigating whether further punishment was merited.

He concluded that Williams violated the “major offense” rule for “aggravated behavior.” The Grand Slam committee — with one representative from each of the sport’s four major championships — approved his decision Saturday.

Babcock said a “major offense” under Grand Slam rules is “any conduct that is determined to be the ‘major offense’ of ‘aggravated behavior’ or ‘conduct detrimental to the game.’” There is no specific definition of what sort of actions constitute a “major offense.”

He said the highest possible fine that Williams could face — $175,000, if she violates her Grand Slam probation — was chosen because it is the difference in winnings between reaching the quarterfinals and semifinals at the U.S. Open. The $10,000 Williams already was docked by the USTA will be counted toward that total; that’s why she is paying half of $165,000 now.

Even though his time has long passed, John McEnroe, the biggest a$$ in tennis history, never had a fine that big. Actually all his fines totaled up to $90,000.

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This punishment is a bit much… What are your thoughts???

 

Terrance Howard is a Free Agent, so Now he Can Chop Taraji Down Legally


Terrance Howard announced over the weekend that he and his wife have called it quits.  He has been tied to Taraji a lot lately and many say that’s what caused the break up.  Check under the hood for the details.

When asked about his relationship with his wife actress Zulay Henao he replied “That didn’t work out.” Hmmm… interesting, Bossip was in the building with Taraji and Terrance at an event they hosted in NYC and the two did seem to have a bunch of chemistry sparking between them.  Who knows.

 

Madonna, 51 to meet her mommy-in-law, 36…enough said

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Who needs the Twilight Zone when you have Madonna? We’ve all gotten used to the idea she’s having sex with a guy named “Jesus” and that she’s 30 years older than him (and that’s in dinosaur years), now we may have to get used to the idea of Madonna calling his 36-year old mother (she had him when she was 15! for those weak in math) “mommy dearest”. And if the tabloids are to be believed, Madonna is considering making Jesus an honest man by marrying him (it’s not the other way round when you were deflowered right around the same time the bubonic plague hit the Dark Ages).

So according to The Sun, Madonna is set to fly to Brazil to meet the parents of her toyboy lover JESUS LUZ for the first time – fuelling talk she’ll marry him.

Friends say  she is “slightly on edge” as his mom Cristiane Regina da Silva is 15 YEARS her junior.

But they believe Madge meeting the devout Christian and Jesus’s dad Luis Heitor Pinto da Luz is a sign that “an engagement could be on the cards”.

A close family pal added yesterday: “Madonna really does love and need Jesus – and she does not hold all the power in their relationship. He grew up with strong Christian beliefs.

“He wants to marry and be taken seriously. She doesn’t want to lose Jesus and so the visit to his parents is her way of saying she will make this relationship permanent.

“He wants proof of commitment and he wants her to make an honest man of him.”

The couple are said to have had a series of rows after Madge said in a recent TV interview that she’d “rather get run over by a train” than marry again, following her divorce from Brit Guy Ritchie, 41.

Jesus, 23 – who abandoned his Christian beliefs to convert to her Kabbalah faith – “begged her to reconsider”.

He also insisted she meet his hairdresser mum and hospital worker dad in Rio de Janeiro – where the couple met – and she has now applied for a visa. She is due to arrive tomorrow, say locals. Twice-wed Madge’s biographer Randy Taraborrelli has insisted the pair will marry.

He said: “Madonna is telling close friends and family that ‘I definitely see myself marrying him. It’s on the table’.”

 

Cover your eyes, Tara Reid’s bad plastic surgery is coming to a Playboy near you

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As Hugh Hefner descends into senility, the brand he built, Playboy, seems to be losing it’s mind too.  It was just announced that drunk waste-of-space Tara Reid has been asked to bare all for the hallowed pages of the men’s rag.  And since Tara’s not exactly busy at the moment, unless you count downing shots of Jager while doing her best to get skin cancer “busy,” she has accepted their offer.

It’s been a full decade since anyone has wanted to see Tara Reid naked, so it’s not exactly a coup for Playboy to have snagged her ravaged body for a spread, which we’re told will be featured in their December “celebrity” issue.  Any if you think Playboy over-airbrushes most of the young hotties they usually talk into getting naked for them, you’re going to be on your knees thanking the good Lord above for those photoshop skills when they magically erase all of Tara’s botched plastic surgery scars and saggy ass.

Another “celebrity” rumored to be stripping down for the December issue is ‘Real Housewives of New York’ star Kelly Bensimon, who after having two kids, still looks slightly less damaged than Tara Reid.  We hear there’s a catfight brewing over who will land on the cover in December, but in the end, we think this is like deciding between eating sawdust or toenail clippings.  It’s going to be unappetizing whichever way the coin lands.

 

Jacko’s death inspired Madonna to officially enslave Jesus

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Madonna is setting the rumour mill on fire that she’s thinking seriously about tying the know in a lavish ceremony with her Brazilian vibrator…and Michael Jackson’s untimely death inspired her to do so…perhaps because she is now certain the secret to cheating death is to create her very own (and legal with marriage papers) blood bank in her freezer and use it to make breakfast shakes which she will call “The Jezus Boosters”.

The extraordinary claim came from a biographer of Madonna’s, Randy Taraborrelli, writing in Britain’s Hello! magazine. Taraborrelli told how Madonna speaks openly of her love for Luz, 22.

“He’s so sweet,” she reportedly said. “He checks in with me all the time. I probably should do the same, but you know me.

“I think he gets it now that I’m a little, shall we say, self-involved.”

Taraborrelli wrote: “Madonna is crazy about Jesus and has been telling close friends that ‘I could definitely see myself marrying him. Yes, it’s definitely on the table’.” 

Taraborrelli adds: ‘The pop star is said to want yet another lavish ceremony. “She knows that’s what Jesus wants,” said one of her relatives. “She has a lot of wonderful memories of both of her weddings. She doesn’t want to slip off and do it quietly. She definitely wants a big and rather fantastic affair”.’

Taraborrelli also quotes a friend who says: ‘He respects her, that’s number one. He has learned so much from her. He’s amazed at how well-rounded she is, the way she juggles her career with her life as a mother, for instance. He understands that she’s self-involved, too.’

The friend adds: ‘Of course, the sex between them is scorching hot. To be candid, it’s what’s driving things.’

According to the friend, Madonna realized she has feelings for Jesus and wants to show the world she’s taking their relationship seriously. By marrying him she also wants to show everyone that she’s not having a mid-life crisis and that she hasn’t lost her mind.

We’re guessing putting on a gown that’s worth as much as someone’s home and eating wedding cake will make banging a guy whose sperm papa and egg mama were not even acquainted when she was disposing of husband #1 alright…yes, the madness must become kosher…

 

Tara Reid changes scenery, gets hammered in Germany

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Now, this is when we realize life’s a bitch. Right when we were getting ready to hit Tara Reid with some nasty, hardcore comments about getting shitfaced in Germany (Oktoberfest 2009 at Hippodorm) and looking like a German Heidi on her way to milk goats (always assuming these are special goats with titties that churn out beer and not milk), we remind ourselves this messy booze barrel has four films that are set to hit theaters in 2009/10…and since it is apparent film people are completely clueless about who they gamble money on, we’re thinking its about time we kidnap Tara and lock her in some German’s basement (preferably with a few barrels of beer so she can die happy) and pretend to be her…granted we have balls instead of messed up boobs, but that’s nothing that an unlicensed Cuban plastic surgeon can’t fix…

 

Tom Cruise’s is ridiculous – Brad Pitt

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Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds is the big daddy of all Nazi movies. Mind you, this is not my opinion but a decree issue by Basterds actor Brad Pitt. According to Brad, Basterds is the best WWII movie of all time.

In a recent interview with German magazine Stern, Brad is all praises for his new movie.

The second World War could still deliver more stories and films, but I believe that Quentin [Tarantino, director] put a cover on that pot. With Basterds, everything than can be said to this genre has been said. The film destroys every symbol. The work is done, end of story.

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Lisa Marie Presley was Jacko’s real ‘love of life’

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According to a new revelation by Jackson biographer J. Randy Taraborrelli, the real love of Michael Jackson’s life was his first wife, Lisa Marie Presley. Though the King of Pop went on to have close relationships with more than one woman, Lisa Marie was the real force that made him tick.

In his newly-updated book, ‘Michael Jackson: The Magic, The Madness, The Whole Story,’ J. Randy Taraborrelli has revealed that Jackson wanted her to have his children, but Presley resisted, feeling the marriage wasn’t strong enough and fearing a custody fight if they were to divorce, which they did. Presley was married to the King of Pop for 20 months following their 1994 wedding, reports CBS News.
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Tara’s ravaged ass hangs low in St Tropez

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Someone get on the phone with the World Health Organization, it appears that Tara Reid has been ravaged by some form of rare, but deadly, ass-eating bacteria. We hope this doesn’t spread to the actual French hotties out there on the beach. Even her new German boyfriend is mugging like he just sucked on a lemon instead of her lips.

Forget the polar ice caps, Tara’s ass cheeks are quickly slipping into the sea. We here at The Daily Fix are dedicated to monitoring the devolving conditions on her southern end, as much as it hurts our eyes, but maybe someone should convince Al Gore to make a documentary about it.  It’s the only way the masses can be alerted to this tragedy and start doing their part to make it right.

 

Lisa Rinna has a good beach body day

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Lisa Rinna is a MILF, wrapped in an enigma.  Why is it some days her tummy looks as bad as Tara Reid’s, and others it looks as good as Tara Reid’s tummy used to look before all the lipo?  Oh hell, best not to look a gifthorse in the (Restylane’d) mouth, as they say.  Today Lisa was toned and perky, so let’s all just be happy.

 

Tara Reid takes her party to St Tropez

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What is going on in St. Tropez?  It seems like every B and C-list celebrity has been hanging out on the beach and partying in the clubs there lately.  And where there’s a party, Tara Reid will show up.  Here she is, posing in front of 17 open bottles of champagne.  Do you think she drank most of them herself?

Surprisingly, Tara is looking somewhat sober and less disheveled than usual.  True, the loose, overhanging tan hide of hers in those tiny little jeans makes us want to scrub our eyes out with sand, but we have to say she looks OK for once.

Maybe it’s because she has a new man in her life?  The professional party-girl has been vacationing with her German boyfriend, internet entrepreneur Michael Axtmann.  The two have been spotted walking hand-in-hand down the beach and living it up on a yacht.  True love or another drunken fling?  Only time will tell.

 

Explosive tell-all book: Queer Michael Jackson dressed in drag to meet up with gay lovers

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Now that the world has sufficiently mourned and eulogized Michael Jackson, it’s time to get back to ridiculing the King of Pop.  A new book set to capitalize on his death and keep tongues wagging will hit bookshelves soon and claims that Michael Jackson was queerer than a three-dollar bill.  According to The Sun:

A sensational new book rushed out in the wake of Jackson’s death insists “virtually everybody” around him knew he was gay.

And it alleges he would sneak out of his home at midnight dressed as a woman to keep seedy dates with a male lover.

Biographer Ian Halperin claims to have tracked down two of the superstar’s alleged male lovers.

One, who Jacko was “madly in love” with, met him for liaisons at a grungy motel which was all the debt-ridden star could afford.

And one told Halperin: “The very first time he had sex with me he said, ‘The King of Pop’s going to lick your lollipop’. I still laugh thinking about that.”

Halperin makes the bombshell allegations in his book Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson, for which he claims to have interviewed many people who told him Jacko was gay.

He said: “Virtually everybody has told me. Even those who are his most ardent defenders, people who maintain he is innocent of the molestation charges, insist that he is homosexually inclined.”

He claims the two lovers he traced were a Hollywood waiter and an aspiring actor, “Lawrence”.

The actor boasted they met almost every night for three weeks at his Hollywood Hills home in a short but passionate affair.

Lawrence added: “He was very shy. But when he started to have sex, he was insatiable.”

Also in the book, Halperin says Jackson was known to slip out to a motel for gay sex in 2007 when he had moved to Las Vegas.

He lived in an upmarket residential community called Palomino Lane and reportedly fell in love with a burly half-Asian in his early 20s.

Halperin alleges: “He rarely left his residence, but when he did, according to one of Jackson’s closest confidants, it was to meet a boyfriend at a run-down motel.”

A source tells the book: “He met a construction worker and fell madly in love with him.

“Michael would leave the house in disguise, often dressed as a woman, and would go to meet his boyfriend at a motel that was one of Vegas’ grungiest dives.

“Michael was broke. He struggled to put food on the table for his children. It was all he could afford then.”

Halperin adds: “A close aide of Jackson who confirmed the affair to me said that he had no knowledge of what went on behind closed doors at the motel.
“But the aide said Jackson would dress as a woman after midnight to meet a worker employed by the city of Las Vegas.”

Jackson’s sexuality was a subject of debate as long ago as 1979.

The star’s long-term friend J. Randy Taraborrelli asked him at the time whether he was gay.

Jackson replied: “No, I am not gay. I am not a homo. I’m not going to have a nervous breakdown because people think I like having sex with men.”

Halperin also claims in his book Jackson knew he was doomed and warned daughter Paris, 11, he was going to die early.

The book maintains that, despite reports he was fit for the series of exhausting O2 gigs, he himself was sure he would not survive it.

Halperin also revealed an aide told him: “Someone wants him dead. They keep feeding him pills like candy.”

If you need a better visual for what Michael Jackson looked like as he cross-dressed his way over to a seedy motel, take a look at celebrity tattooist Kat Von D as she was snapped on her way to MTV studios in New York on Thursday (July 9).  The Reality TV star looked like a zombie MJ with a face that will give us nightmares for weeks!

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Tara Reid’s Fake Giant Plastic Fun Bags Come Out for Some June Fun


We couldn't help but gag when we viewed these pictures. Mainly it's the stomach area that's still a bit wonky and sure most of the guys at HC love them a little boobage. But there is a thing as TOO MUCH and unfortunately Tara Reid's bikini top is trying to run away from the monstrosities that lay inside them exploding...
 

Paris Hilton takes 2: “One Night in Cannes” Sex Tape Coming Soon

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Paris was busy in Cannes filming her new documentary: My dirty sexcapades Part II (she’s building a trilogy). Looking like Rudolph the Red-Nosed-Reindeer she straddled her equally wasted boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, she rubbed herself against him she gave him tongue and she fondled her bangers while attempting to seduce him with a strip dance…all in the VIP Room and all while he and probably another 50 onlookers were clutching their handhelds and pressing hard on the record button. 

In between shooting breaks, she was harassing directon Quentin Tarantino telling him she should be in his next movie. Quentin assured her that if her ever decided to go into porn she’d be the first to receive the call (although he did tell her to give him the website address to her new sex tape once she decided to release it).