Archive for the "Taraji P. Henson" Category

Marion Cotillard can read our minds (with video)


Ok, so you probably remember Marion Cotillard for her retarded comments on the 9/11 conspiracy theory, but at least she’s trying to make amends by persuading women to wear their tits on their foreheads. Which is why we can’t figure out why this FunnyOrDie video is labeled as a parody, because honestly, it’s a genius idea. Just think of how much energy we will save from attempting to persuade women its in the nation’s best interest if they always lift their shirts when we say hi to them. Or the money we waste trying to install those Japanese x-ray chips into our retinas. Sure a few women would have to go blind if their titties are a bit too large, but that’s a small price to pay for saving mankind.

Forehead Tittaes w/ Marion Cotillard from Marion Cotillard

Taraji Brings Sexy Back… In a Classy Way

Taraji hosted the 25th Film Independent Spirit Award Nominations Press Conference in LA yesterday looking like she did when she first hopped on the scene during the “Baby Boy” days. Looks like she took our advice and got her make up and hair game back in check. More flicks under the hood.