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Gold Medalist Missy Franklin Gets a Tattoo!

What do you do after winning four gold medals at the Olympics? You get a tattoo, of course! Don’t worry, Missy didn’t run off and get a sleeve tattoo or anything like that. She got a pretty small tattoo of the Olympic rings on her hip, and it actually looks pretty damn sweet. Take a look below…

Not too bad, huh? Her parents even approved of the 17-year-old’s tattoo, “This will be the only one, and she’s earned it” Dick Franklin told TODAY.com.

Missy may have gotten the idea for the tattoo from Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte; they both have very similar Olympic ring tattoos. You would think they would have a little more creative than that. Getting a tattoo of the Olympic rings is just so obvious, you know? They should have asked for a full body Bob Costas tattoo on their back, with a little note underneath saying, “Actual size”

Now that would be a great tattoo.

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Megan Fox Removed Her Marilyn Monroe Tattoo Because It Brings “Negative Energy”

In the latest issue of the Italian magazine Amica, Megan Fox confirms that she’s having Marilyn Monroe’s face removed from her forearm. She explains:

“It’s a negative character, as [Marilyn Monroe] suffered from personality disorders and was bipolar … I do not want to attract this kind of negative energy in my life.

“I did it when I was 16-years-old because I was a fan of Britney Spears. The only time I tried to imitate someone else. But then I thought it was tacky so I removed it when I turned 20.”

In other words, she didn’t like the tat anymore, but wanted to say something interesting and kooky so the media will bite and flood the internet with her quote for publicity…Damn it! We fell right for it as well!

Bah, let’s just focus on the only thing that ever matters when it comes to Megan Fox, her hotness (seen here wearing a form-hugging mini dress and being interviewed on the set of her new film “This is Forty”):

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Angelina Jolie’s Tattoo Causes Speculations That She is Adopting Another Child

Some people might have seen the tattoo that Angelina Jolie has on her shoulder listing the latitude and longitude where each of her six kids were born. Well what new ink through yonder camera lens breaks? It is Angelina Jolie, with a seventh line to her tattoo on her left shoulder. Why yes, yes it is!

Visiting Libyan refugees in Tunisia, Angie revealed that she has added a seventh coordinate to her stack of six. The first six corresponds with the birthplaces of her six children (Cambodia, Vietnam, Ethiopia, Namibia, and France twice, for the twins) so who is the seventh one for? In Touch says it’s for Brad Pitt:

 ”She got the seventh line right around the time she and Brad moved the kids back to LA,” and it “signifies family unity.”

All I can make out is the latitude, 35N, which corresponds with Brad’s birthplace in Oklahoma. But the 35th parallel also goes through Tunisia; war-torn Iraqi city Tikrit; famed Moroccan metropolis Casablanca; Chinese Silk Road terminus Xian; and Mt. Fuji. Thus, we can safely conclude that Brangelina is adopting the Tunisia-born love child of Marco Polo and a Fuji mountain man, conceived while watching Casablanca and to the soundtrack from Oklahoma in a hovel in Iraq.

 

Nude Photos of ‘Teen Mom’ Amber Leak Online

Amber Portwood, the MTV Teen Mom is pretty much the personification of white trash, she’s facing domestic violence charges, has a picture of her daughter tattooed on her belly, and now is having a naked picture scandal. Everything about that sentence is terribly, horribly disturbing, but the good news is she’s not a teenager anymore, so you won’t go to jail if you check out the pictures. You WILL, however, go to hell.

EDIT: A statement from Amber says she didn’t leak those nude pictures of herself and believes her phone was hacked. “I’ve never given anything to anybody. I wouldn’t do that. I know 100 percent who did it, and I’m going to go after them full force,” she said, adding, “Those pics were taken for personal reasons. I didn’t send them to anyone. I didn’t take them for sexual reasons. This is embarrassing enough. It’s just weird. The person who did this is f—-ed.” Amber told MTV, “I’m devastated that these pictures were stolen from my phone and sold by someone I trusted. It makes me sad that anyone would do this, and I’m horrified that something so private is being shared publicly.”

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Miley Cyrus Has a New Dreamy Tattoo

18-year-old Miley Cyrus now has five tattoos. We are guessing one for each time naked photos of her have  leaked online. Her new ink is of a dreamcatcher. She got it on her torso, just under her right arm. A “friend” says: “It’s a picture of the dream catcher that hangs over her bed with four feathers to represent her four brothers and sisters… The dream catcher is to protect them.” In case you haven’t been keeping track, Miss Destiny Hope has a heart and a small cross on her fingers, the word “LOVE” on her ear, and “Just Breathe” on her rib cage. And if you’ve ever seen Miley’s brother Trace Cyrus, you know that she’s in a family of ink enthusiast.

Miley ought to just make an entire tacky souvenir tattoo collection out of it: a snow globe on the other side of her torso, a rabbit foot for her ankle, a bobble head on her thigh, and the words “My mom went to Graceland and all I got was this stupid t-shirt” on her ass.

 

T-Pain Wants You to ‘Like’ His New Facebook Tattoo

Rapper T-Pain introduced this new tattoo he got in Hawaii with a tweet that read:

“I think this ones pretty sweet, unless facebook shuts down soon 0_o”.

Wait, he used Twitter to talk about his Facebook tattoo? Did he also update his Facebook status with a Twitter tattoo? I’ll just go ahead and blame it on his a-a-a-a-atrocious taste. He’s always dressed like a ridiculous garbage clown so this takes nothing away from that image.

T-Pain, have fun spending your 60s and 70s explaining to young people what that tattoo means, after Facebook is replaced with cranial implants. On the plus side, the guy who tattooed MySpace’s Tom on his back in 2002 still gets laid in the Philippines because of it. So you should be able to enjoy this tattoo for a decade or so.

 

Kate Gosselin is in a Bikini, Surrounded by her Army of Brats

Kate Gosselin was spotted in a bikini earlier this morning in Australia along with all 17,852 of her kids. I’m going to hate myself for saying this but she looks pretty good there, seeing how she used to look like 2 greyhound buses parked end to end when she was pregnant with those sextuplets. It’s amazing what money and plastic surgery can do… But more importantly I just realized she has a tattoo right above her lady bits. Which begs the question, what does it actually say? Amused at the thought of it saying “This hole shat out eight kids, all further deliveries in the rear” I decided to make a list of some of the possibilities.

  • Warning: Dicks must be at least this wide in order to feel my vagina walls
  • Sinkhole Danger: Do NOT approach without ropes
  • Yield to oncoming traffic
  • Enter at own risk
  • Maximum Occupancy: 6
  • Maternity ward
  • Public storage 12′x12′
  • Sperm bank
  • Warning: Flaps may retract without warning
  • NASA wind tunnel testing site
  • Contents may have shifted in transit
  • Cross traffic does not stop
  • Wide load
  • Mind the gap
  • Al-Qaeda waz here: كـافــر

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Brittany Daniel gets marked in Thailand

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Here’s Brittany Daniel trying to chase the pain of getting two tatoos away by pretending she’s a genie who can float on water…bet she regretted not taking a few shots down before the marking. Britanny had her tats done by famous Thai tattoo artist Ajarn Nu in Nonthaburi province…way more authentic than getting it done by someone named BadBoy Mike with a batty eye and a really hairy arm in the bathroom of a fine establishment such as a biker bar…not that it happened…we’re just saying…