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Taylor Swift’s Dress Is On Backwards!

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I’m a fan of Taylor Swift and dream that one day she’d compose a song about me. I wouldn’t be to concerned about what she’d write because fact is I’m a great lover and no woman has left my mom’s basement disappointed. Anyway, here she is at the Toronto International Film Festival working a sexy white outfit at the ‘One Chance’ premiere. Is it me or is the dress on backwards? Shouldn’t the exposed skin side be on the front and a little higher?

         
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Hot Taylor Swift Bikini Pics

People like to hate on poor Taylor Swift but I am not one of those people. I think she’s a lovely young woman. She’s talented, beautiful and seems to know how to enjoy herself without going crazy. In the entertainment industry, that last one isn’t exactly common. In these shots, we get to see Taylor Swift in a bikini in Westerly, Mass as she spends a little time paddleboarding and I have to admit, it looks like she’s having a lot of fun. I’m not loving the high waisted bikini bottoms in terms of aesthetics but it looks like they’d be comfortable so I have to give her credit for that. Great Taylor Swift bikini candids.

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Super Sexy Taylor Swift Performance Pics

I will never be able to understand the Taylor Swift backlash. She might not be the most vocally gifted young woman in country music but she’s definitely still talented. She has a knack for writing catchy pop country songs and whether you’re willing to admit it or not, that does take some measure of talent. And her voice is far from bad. Does she go through a lot of men? Sure, but she’s young. No one should be expecting her to settle down and get married right away. Aside from all that, from the looks of these in concert shots on stage in Vancouver, British Columbia, she knows how to put on a great show for her fans. I won’t lie. I don’t love her music enough to sit down and listen to one of her albums end to end without skipping a song or two but I do like a lot of her singles. I’m a fan, even if just a casual one, and I certainly think she’s earned her spot in the music industry.

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Taylor Swift’s Killer Leg Show

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I know I shouldn’t complain and just be glad it happened at all, but I miss the International Cleavage Tour that Taylor Swift put on a few months back. It really made me see her in another light and realize that maybe her music isn’t that crappy after all. OK, so that last part is a lie, but still, they were a great couple of weeks. Hopefully we’re in for another run of Taylor hotness though, because here she is at Wembley Stadium in London putting on a killer leg show. I can’t wait to see what she does for an encore.

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Leave It To The Professionals: Celebrity Shade That Didn’t Go Over Too Well

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What were these celebrities thinking when they made these silly comments?

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Epic Taylor Swift Cameltoe

Oh dear – poor Taylor Swift. That’s just embarrassing, isn’t it? I have to be honest. I hate writing about photos like these ones. If I were the photographer that snapped some of these Taylor Swift cameltoe photos, I’d just quietly delete them off my camera and move on. At the same time, I know people want to see that sort of thing so I am here writing about them anyway. Okay, the cameltoe has been acknowledged. Time to talk about … well, anything else. Basically, these photos were shot at the Tracy Anderson gym in Studio City while Taylor was leaving. I have to say, for someone that just finished a workout, Taylor’s looking pretty freaking awesome.

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Taylor Swift Performs At The Grammy’s

I don’t understand why so many people seem to hate Taylor Swift. I think she’s a beautiful, talented young lady that seems to be fairly down to earth. Yes, she has had some problems (a lot of problems) in the romance department but some on – at her age, isn’t that kind of normal? I guess it’s a bit different when she seems to write songs about many of the guys she’s been in relationships with but I don’t think that’s all that unusual either. Adele wrote most of “21″ about her ex. Writers write what they know and Taylor knows about boy troubles. Maybe she could be a bit more discrete about it but hey, maybe subtlety isn’t her thing. All that aside, I thought she looked great at the Grammy Awards in LA. I liked the outfit and I thought her performance was decent. I’m not her biggest fan, but I think she gets far more hate than she deserves.

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Taylor Swift’s Cleavage Is Back On Tour

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I don’t know what’s gotten into Taylor Swift here, but whatever it is, I want more of it. For a girl who usually shows up to events like this dressed like she’s middle-aged, Taylor was rocking some serious cleavage at the 2013 40 Principales Awards in Madrid, whatever the hell those are. Anyway, I guess I was a little premature in proclaiming the 2013 Taylor Swift Cleavage Tour officially over. Apparently tickets are still available, and the show’s going international. I’ll take two please.

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The Taylor Swift Ass Collection: A joyous celebration of Taylor Swift’s ass

Before I even start, I’d like to point out that I did not come up with this idea. I am not responsible for pulling out the best photos featuring Taylor Swift’s ass and putting them together in the Taylor Swift ass collection. I don’t know who is responsible, actually. Regardless of who gets the credit for this fant-ASS-tic idea, I quite like the results. Of course Taylor is a beautiful, talented young lady who knows how to write a mean pop country song and she deserves credit for that. She also deserves credit for being in shape. I’m not exaggerating when I say I’m of the opinion that Taylor is one of the most attractive women in the entertainment industry today. She also seems to be pretty down to earth. All in all, this is a great collection. Kudos to whoever came up with the idea.

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Taylor Swift relaxes on the Jonathan Ross Show

These photos of Taylor Swift “The Jonathan Ross Show” in London are great and all but they leave me with one question: how have I never seen this show? This is the second set of photos I recall that feature a young celebrity looking like they’re having a great time on the set. Just look at Taylor here. She looks like she’s having a blast. It’s always nice to see celebrities having fun with their press appearances. Having to answer the same questions over and over again must get tiresome and that shows in the celebrities sometimes. That just doesn’t seem to happen with celebrities on this show. Also, I have to mention how adorable Taylor looks here. I’m not a big country music fan but I think Taylor is great – so pretty and so talented. I really think she has a very bright future ahead of her.

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Taylor Swift Releases “New” Song

Taylor Swift just released a new song titled, “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” and to no surprise, it’s about an ex-boyfriend! Here we were thinking that she might have actually found better things to write about; we should have known better. The new song was just released a few days ago and it’s already all over the radio and we really mean all over. It’s already among the last seven days’ 40 most played tracks across all formats!

It’s also getting a lot of attention because everyone wants to know who this new song is about. She has dated so many celebrities; it’s kind of hard to even take a guess. It could be about one of her more recent exes Jake Gyllenhaal, but no one knows for sure — and Taylor really hasn’t offered many hints. However, she did reveal why she started to write the song,

 

“This guy walks in who is a friend of my ex’s and starts talking about how he’s heard we’re going to get back together. And that was not the case. So I start telling them the story: break up, get back together, break up, get back together – just, ugh, the worst! And I picked up the guitar and [songwriting partner Max Martin] said, ‘This is what we’re writing.’ “ Taylor told Good Morning America.

 

Seems like a good enough reason, right? It seems like her whole life revolves around getting into a relationship and then making sure it fails, so she can write a song about it. Who am I to judge, though? My whole life revolves around following all of this crap…I am clearly the real loser here.

Anyway, you can listen to her new song down below…

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Taylor Swift Releases “New” Song

Taylor Swift just released a new song titled, “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” and to no surprise, it’s about an ex-boyfriend! Here we were thinking that she might have actually found better things to write about; we should have known better. The new song was just released a few days ago and it’s already all over the radio and we really mean all over. It’s already among the last seven days’ 40 most played tracks across all formats!

It’s also getting a lot of attention because everyone wants to know who this new song is about. She has dated so many celebrities; it’s kind of hard to even take a guess. It could be about one of her more recent exes Jake Gyllenhaal, but no one knows for sure — and Taylor really hasn’t offered many hints. However, she did reveal why she started to write the song,

 

“This guy walks in who is a friend of my ex’s and starts talking about how he’s heard we’re going to get back together. And that was not the case. So I start telling them the story: break up, get back together, break up, get back together – just, ugh, the worst! And I picked up the guitar and [songwriting partner Max Martin] said, ‘This is what we’re writing.’ “ Taylor told Good Morning America.

 

Seems like a good enough reason, right? It seems like her whole life revolves around getting into a relationship and then making sure it fails, so she can write a song about it. Who am I to judge, though? My whole life revolves around following all of this crap…I am clearly the real loser here.

Anyway, you can listen to her new song down below…

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President Obama Says Kanye Is Still a Jackass

I’m sure you still remember back in 2009,  the infamous Kanye/Taylor Swift MTV Video Music Awards incident? Shortly thereafter, our President referred to the rapper as a “jackass,” and a few years later, his view still hasn’t changed. In the latest issue of The Atlantic, the President mentions that he actually prefers Jay-Z’s music over Kanye’s but does mention: “I like Kanye. He’s a Chicago guy. Smart. He’s very talented.” However, Obama still holds on to his belief that the 34-year-old rap superstar is a “jackass.”  A reporter from the magazine recalled that “when the interview reminded Obama of his comment from 2009, he replied, ‘He is a jackass. . . But he’s talented.’”

 

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Ashton Kutcher Attempts to Sing at the ACMAs! (Video Inside!)

Ashton will just do anything for attention these days, huh? He signed up for that horrible show on CBS, cheated on his wife and now he is “singing” country music. You can watch the 34-year-old sing George Strait’s hit, ‘I Cross My Heart’ in the video above; it’s a pretty lousy attempt. Not because it sounded horrible or anything, but because he didn’t take any chances! He should have really gone for it. Throw his hat into the crowd…something exciting.

We don’t think the country folk liked it either. Ashton was sitting in the front row the rest of night, which usually means you will receive a lot of hugs from artists going up on stage to accept their award. However, all of the country stars skipped right over him.

Perhaps, they felt like he was mocking country music. The over-the-top country outfit might have had something to do with that. He looked like a used car salesman from Kentucky. Ashton Kutcher Attempts to Sing at the ACMAs! (Video Inside!) Ashton Kutcher Attempts to Sing at the ACMAs! (Video Inside!) Ashton Kutcher Attempts to Sing at the ACMAs! (Video Inside!)

 

The Lorax – Taylor Swift Boobies!

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So I saw The Lorax this weekend with my family…Here’s a review in less than 250 words.  Enjoy.

 

Boy likes girl and girl likes trees.

Boy wants to get the girl a real tree but, there are no more in the land of Theed.

 

Enter the Once-ler in a wacky flashback

…fish, bears, marshmallows and some strange crazy ass hat. (And of course the Lorax, let’s not forget about that.)

The Lorax appears when the Once-ler cuts down a tree with his axe…The Lorax tells him to leave and to never come back.

 

The Once-ler makes a promise never to harm another tree,  but ends up cutting down every single one…it’s a story of greed.

The animals and the Lorax hurt by the broken promise, leave to find a new place to dwell.

The Once-ler lives for many years alone, until the boy appears knocking on his door and ringing his bell.

 

The boy well, he ends up with a miracle,  a miracle seed.

And with the Once-lers help, he begins a quest to replenish the world with trees (and to make right his former bad deed).

It was a little slow this movie about trees,…Lots of fun for the kids, they got what they need.

It’s also available in IMAX 3D… plenty of trippy colors for those that smoke weed.  ;-)

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Tim Tebow Is Going to be the Next Bachelor?

Taylor Swift won’t like this! Apparently Chris Harrison (host of the bachelor) has talked with Tim Tebow about possibly becoming the next Bachelor. “I’ve actually met Tim Tebow. I met him about becoming our next Bachelor. I think he’d be a great Bachelor.” Harrison told Access Hollywood Live co-host Kit Hoover.

Harrison was asked by Hoover what Tebow had to say when he talked with him about it, “Well, they always say yes, but it never happens. He’s a really good guy.” Harrison said. Hoover kept pushing Harrison and asked, “Wait, but did he say yes?” Hoover asked.

“He did say yes — but he would never do it. He has a little job called quarterback at least for another year.” Harrison replied.

Interesting, very interesting. Admittedly, it would be hard for him to film a whole season of the Bachelor and also train for next season. But, it does seem like this leaves the door open. Perhaps if they time it just right, Tebow could end up being the next Bachelor sometime soon. Can you imagine the ratings? They’d be insane! Tim Tebow Is Going to be the Next Bachelor? Tim Tebow Is Going to be the Next Bachelor? Tim Tebow Is Going to be the Next Bachelor?

 

Taylor Swift Gets “Punk’d” by Justin Bieber!

Do you remember a little show that came on MTV several years ago? No, not music videos. We’re talking about the prank show, “Punk’d” where Ashton Kutcher would obnoxiously go around pranking celebrities? Well, it is coming back March, 29! Only this time a new celebrity will host every week and they will be pranking their celebrity friends. Ashton Kutcher will be stuck with behind the scene duties (thank god.)

Anyway, MTV has been releasing “sneak peek” videos of the new show and it looks like it might be worth watching! The newest video that was released shows Justin Bieber pranking a very surprised Taylor Swift. Check out the video above.

And be sure to check out the first episode March, 29 at 10 p.m. EST

 
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Taylor Swift and Tim Tebow: New Couple?

We have all heard about the Katy Perry/Tim Tebow rumors, but Tim Tebow wasn’t feeling the Smurf hair. It’s now being reported that he and Taylor Swift might be dating! Page six reports that Tebow chatted with Swift at a pre-Oscars bash on Friday night. The pair then went on a little dinner date Monday night at Toscanova Italian restaurant in Century City, this according to the website ‘clevvertv.com’

“After dinner, he walked her out. Then he walked back in to join two other people. I think they may both have been with their agents.” a source told the website.

That certainly would be an interesting couple. It seems like they could work, too! That is until Taylor Swift reveals herself as the crazy/needy chick she really is — and then Tim Tebow will dump her ass through a text. Taylor Swift will cry for weeks and then write a horrible song about him!

Tebow
You cheated on me with that ho’
Never again will I trust you
Silly me…
I thought our love was true

I fell for the star quarterback
Never again will I make a mistake like that
Yeah, I caught him sleeping around
I’d like to throw him in water and watch him drown.

Aw, a true love story! I smell a hit single and a lot of money! Taylor Swift and Tim Tebow: New Couple? Taylor Swift and Tim Tebow: New Couple? Taylor Swift and Tim Tebow: New Couple?

 

Taylor Swift is Clingy!

How do I know this? Well, we used to go out. No, no, no I am kidding, I have to stop pretending like my dreams are actually happening. I know she is clingy because you can just tell! You can just tell she is that overly emotional/needy girlfriend who cries if you don’t pick up the phone. Her interview in Vogue only confirms my suspicions. She was asked about her dating life and had this to say “I got nothing going on! I just don’t really feel like dating. I have this great life right now and I’m not crying this Christmas, so I am really stoked about that.” See what I mean? What she really means is, “I really wish I had something going on, but I don’t. So, I am going to pretend that I am happy being single when I am really dying inside.” Swift revealed that her next album will be about “earth-shattering, not recent, but absolute crash-and-burn heartbreak.” So…basically it will be like every single album she has ever put out. It’s good to know she is sticking with what sells. I know it sounds like I hate Taylor Swift, but I really don’t. I really do like her; it’s just she gets on my nerves. The fact that she still acts like everything is a surprise…it’s not. No one believes that act anymore. And, how almost every single song is about a break-up. How many bad break-ups can one girl have? She is going to end up being a lesbian, I just know it.
 

Taylor Swift is Going to Be in a Movie That Will Ruin Your Childhood

One living person (or possibly just a mannequin come to life) beloved by children is attempting to sully the work of a dead person beloved by children, and only one can be victorious in the end.

Professional feelings-haver Taylor Swift has signed on to lend her voice to the animated movie Dr. Seuss’s The Lorax. “Hm… there’s no young girl in The Lorax,” you may be thinking to yourself. Well, fear not. They’ve figured that out: “Swift joins Danny DeVito, Ed Helms, Zac Efron, Rob Riggle and Betty White in the tale of a boy who searches for a way to win the affection of the girl of his dreams. He comes across the story of the Lorax, the grumpy yet charming creature who fights to protect his world. Swift will play the dream girl of the idealistic young boy (Efron). DeVito is voice of the Lorax while Helms voices Once-ler, who in the book is never shown except for his hands and arms. Riggle plays a greedy entrepreneur while White will voice Efron’s wise grandmother.” Um… OK. Can we change the title then to something like A Movie About ‘The Lorax’ That Is Not Actually ‘The Lorax’? Because that is not The Lorax.

Meh, sounds to us like the makers of The Lorax are true lovers of Dr. $eu$$.

 

Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal Have Dinner, Clearly this Means they are Married Now

Sigh. Swiftenhaal were spotted last night at the Nashville restaurant Bound’ry which for some reason is causing the blogosphere to assume they are dating again. According to People a fellow diner reports: “They did eat. They were cordial to one another, but not affectionate.” Another said, “There was no holding hands, but they seemed happy together. They sat next to the fireplace just chatting away.” So If you breathed a sigh of relief after Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift ended their confounding and completely farce relationship, we have some bad news for you: It wasn’t over. It still isn’t over… Well that is if you are the type of person that goes along with the typical celebrity blog nonsense that counts a quiet dinner and knocking boots for a night as “dating”.

We here at the The Daily Fix have a completely different theory you see. Taylor decided not to let the two awesome Grammy worthy songs we wrote for her go to waste and decided to invite Jake to dinner in hopes of getting him to star alongside her in the music videos for the songs.

Song 1: Achy- Jakey Heart

Song2: I’m Fakey Breaky Hearted

…………………………………GRAMMY FOR BEST MUSIC VIDEO PLEASE!!!

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Video: Taylor Swift – [Official Music Video]


Check out Taylor Swift’s spanking new music video for Back To December. I have already been a fan of this song ever since it came out, and the music video just made my day. The song is the second single from Taylor’s third studio album, Speak Now, and it’s just amazing! In fact, amazing is too mediocre a term to describe this wonderful composition. Great job, Taylor! Enjoy the video.

Best moments: Totally adorable!

 

Mega Gallery: 2011 People’s Choice Awards

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As promised in my last post, here are the hotties who graced the red carpet at the 2011 People’s Choice Awards and electrified the event with their sizzling presence. The night’s big winner Taylor Swift looked amazingly gorgeous along with the other hotties, including Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, Malin Akerman, Selena Gomez, Minka Kelly, Aly Michalka, Emma Roberts, AnnaLynne McCord and Kaley Cuoco. Enjoy the mega-gallery right after the jump.
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Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal Broke Up… Well That Didn’t Last Long

SHOCK… HORROR! Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal have broken up, after dating for about 17 minutes. Well in reality you have “to be” before you can “be over.” This was a fauxmance from the start. What “is over” is the “release of her album” and the “release of his movie.” Thus, the PR stunt has now outlived its usefulness­. Even better Pass-Aroun­d-Patty comes away with more songwriting material to to grace us all with and Jake gets a whole bunch of heterosexual publicity. Win win.

Speaking of a win, we were nice enough to write Taylor Swift a song last month exactly for this occasion!!!

But we realise that as awesome as that song was it’s more along the lines of Jake breaking her heart, which really doesn’t happen in a PR relationship. So Taylor, just for you, we wrote you another number 1 hit!!!

BEHOLD:

I’m Fakey Breaky Hearted

I had a fake romance
With pictures by a fountain
Together we looked weird
And then there’s Brokeback Mountain

But I’ve released my record
And they’ve premiered his pic
And all the People photos
Were enough to make you sick

So its time to end the joke
And pretend that we have parted
But first lets make more cash
By singing “I’m Fakey Breaky Hearted”

…………………………………SECOND GRAMMY PLEASE!!!

 

Forbes’ List of Top-Earning Hollywood Celebrities of 2010

On the East Coast, revenue streams are slowly rising as banks are still cratering and trying to recover from the recession. But out West, money ain’t a thing, as Jermaine Dupri and Jay-Z once rapped.

Everyone has their opinion on who the best were in 2010, but Forbes removed those pesky opinions when compiling their list for Hollywood’s Highest Earners for 2010 by boiling things down to simple dollars and cents.

While a number of these names should come as no surprise, there are a few names towards the bottom of the list that prove that Hollywood is in fact getting younger (and less talented):

1. Oprah Winfrey, $315 million
2. James Cameron, $210 million
3. Tyler Perry, $125 million
4. Michael Bay, $120 million
5. Tiger Woods, $105 million
6. Jerry Bruckheimer, $100 million
7. Steven Spielberg, $100 million
8. George Lucas, $95 million
9. Beyoncé, $87 million
10. Dr. Phil, $80 million
11. Simon Cowell, $80 million
12. Jerry Seinfeld, $75 million
13. Britney Spears, $64 million
14. Lady Gaga, $62 million
15. Madonna, $58 million
16. Sandra Bullock, $56 million
17. Ellen DeGeneres, $55 million
18. Miley Cyrus, $48 million
19. Taylor Swift, $45 million
20. Judge Judy Sheindlin, $45 million

Wait what, Britney earned more than Lady Gaga? Seriously now? I would have lost that bet if someone asked me which of them had earned more.

As for Leonardo DiCaprio, he made the film industry $1.1 billion dollars this year with his movies, Inception and Shutter Island. According to a list compiled by Forbes, he made Hollywood more money than anyone. No report on what he actually took in himself though.

 

Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal are Officially Bumping Uglies

Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal have been spotted over the last month or two getting brunch and coffee together around New York City sparking rumors they were dating and making little Swiftenhall babies, now Us Weekly has photos of the couple arm in arm over Thanksgiving weekend in Brooklyn.

“She loves his family and he loves hers,” a source told the magazine. Another source describes their relationship as “definitely serious.”

Maybe that means she will finally have something happy to sing about… but we doubt it since it’s much likelier to end in a whiney song when Jake moves onto the next lady in a few weeks.

In fact we went ahead and wrote Taylor’s next song for her… FREE OF CHARGE! We are just that awesome! Check it out:

Achy- Jakey Heart

(First Verse)
Well one sunny day, we were moving mountains,
Yeah Brokeback mountains. That’s right, said Brokeback mountains.
Love was fast a flowing, like a water fountain.
But now I see it all,
You stood and let me fall,
But you’ll be sorry Jake
that you caused my heartache!
Now everybody say!

(Chorus)
He, he tore my heart, set it miles apart,
left me all alone, in the Donnie dark!
From sweetly apple picking ,on a sunny day
Now my heart’s a aching, time to get away!! (Ohhh) (2x)

(Second Verse)
In October, where it all started,
This was going right, almost like a party,
But then you gave up,
Couldn’t get enough,
You were my prince from Persia,
And now I’m gonna burn ya!
Everybody say!

(Repeat Chorus 2x)

(Bridge)

J-A-K-E, don’t ya see what you mean to me?
J-A-K-E, why did you hurt meeeeeeeee

­e ooooh!

(Repeat chorus 3x)

…………………………………GRAMMY PLEASE!!!

 

Kanye West takes another jab at Taylor Swift

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We all know how Kanye West stepped away from the spotlight for several months after almost sabotaging Taylor Swift during the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards and how he later “apologized” to her, but then, we also know the real Kanye West. Well, it turns out that the man who went into a self-imposed exile and apologized for his wrong actions was his poor image. The real Kanye West is still miles away from such silly things.

According to Contactmusic,

West made his comeback earlier this year (10) and even channelled his sorrow about the moment in his song Runaway. But the rapper has risked alienating fans again - at a surprise performance of his acclaimed new album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy in New York City on Tuesday night (23Nov10), West launched into yet another tirade aimed at the 20-year-old star. During his rant, West appeared to suggest the Love Story singer capitalised on the incident to boost her career as he was being attacked in the press. He raged, “Taylor never came to my defence at any interview. And rode the waves and rode it and rode it.”

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This is What Taylor Swift Looks Like With Straight Hair

Check out Taylor Swift at the American Music Awards last Sunday night where she was sporting straight her instead of her normal bangs and curls, and looking pretty damn nice if you ask me and my cock. Now as soon as this stupid restraining order expires, she and I will be together forever.

Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you… and I’m gonna let you finish. But Katy Perry had two of the best titties of all time! Two of the best titties of all time!

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Kanye West is sorry

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Kanye West has finally accepted that he made a mistake by storming the stage on September 13, 2009 and spoiling Taylor Swift’s big night at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards (video after the jump). Kanye confessed in a radio interview that he crossed the line when he declared the Best Female Video award belonged to Beyonce, and not Taylor.

Contactmusic quotes Kanye as confessing in an interview with “Funkmaster Flex” on Hot 97,

She just talked about how people would come up to her in the grocery store and bring it up, and she would defend (me). It’s an amazing, compelling situation. I try to downplay it, but, for the sake of being able to try to sell records and just get acceptance on that level that I did as a pop artist, there’s just so few black men make it that far. That’s a responsibility, that’s why so many fans of mine were upset because they’re like, ‘Man, you’ve got a powerful situation where you can put your music out like that and do award shows and everything. You can’t be so reckless with your opinion. Like, we can agree with you but you’ve got to play it in another type of way, because you can’t throw away the opportunity.’ Some of that power was taken away with that moment. I made a mistake. My timing was definitely, extremely off... If I hadn’t said anything, everything would have just went smoothly.

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Taylor Swift’s wax statue disappoints

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It was only last week that I was praising the wax artists at Madame Tussauds for their amazing talent, and look what they have done. It might sound a bit too harsh but they have totally messed up the wax work for Taylor Swift. In simple words, Taylor Swift’s wax statue DOES NOT look like Taylor Swift. A sexy looking wax doll, yes, but not Taylor Swift. The top pic shows Taylor adopting the same pose as her wax figure but they look galaxies apart. Sigh, that’s all from me. You may hit the jump and check out one more pic of the failed wax work.
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Taylor Swift Kinda Looks Pretty Good

I don’t normally do any posts featuring Taylor Swift, country singers are pretty boring, but she’s starting to grow on me. Here she is outside the Letterman studios the other day looking kinda cute in her jeans and plaid shirt. I kinda like wholesome country girls… Serving me beers and chicken wings in tiny little orange short shorts.

   
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Taylor Swift Catches Another Fly in her Web, This Time it’s Jake Gyllenhaal

People magazine are reporting that Taylor Swift turned up for the Saturday Night Life after party this weekend in New York City with Jake Gyllenhaal as her date.

First, the two attended the broadcast of Saturday Night Live in Manhattan, which was hosted by Swift’s good friend, Emma Stone.

“They showed up together,” a source tells PEOPLE. “They walked around together backstage, but they were careful not to be seen too close. It was hard to tell if they were together, but everyone was shocked that she brought him.”

On Sunday, Swift, 20 and Gyllenhaal, 29, brunched with another couple at Al Di La in Brooklyn and, says an onlooker, looked “friendly.” They were also spotted together strolling around Brooklyn’s Park Slope neighborhood.

Swift is probably just trying to find her next catapult into popularity. Soon they’ll break up and she’ll write her next shitty e-cry song about how he didn’t meet her needs or go down on her. The John Mayer track was the only thing that made people realize she had a new album out and it was timed so perfectly to go with her bull shit TV miniseries “Fearless”.

Besides, I don’t think there could be a more boring couple than Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhall, well maybe Jake and Reese Whiterspoon. At least this time around Swift won’t have to worry about her man going after other women, but if I were her I wouldn’t let Jake on any dude ranches lest he go all brokeback on her.

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Taylor Swift Makes a Whiny Song About John Mayer

Taylor Swift’s latest album is going to be a whiny open book about her love life. First she penned a song  about ‘Twilight’ werewolf Taylor Lautner. Now, she’s reportedly taking aim at John Mayer, which confirms rumors that the two were banging last year when she was 19 and he was 33.

I’m not a big fan of Mayer but he does have a history of fucking the top celeb chicks then kicking them to the curb, so I give him props for that. And I would imagine a “hit, bang and run”, on starlets is much more rewarding than the regular schmoettes… Congrats John!

Anyways here are the lyrics to her sob fest of a song titled ‘Dear John,’ off her forthcoming ‘Speak Now’ album:

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“Dear John
I see it all now that you’re gone
Don’t you think I was too young
To be messed with
The girl in the dress
Cried the whole way home
I should’ve known.

It was wrong
Don’t you think nineteen’s too young
To be played
By your dark, twisted games
When I loved you so.

My mother accused me of losing my mind
But I swore I was fine
You’ll add my name to your long list of traitors
Who don’t understand
And I’ll look back in regret
I ignored what they said ‘Run as fast as you can.”

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Actually, thinking about it maybe this song is about John Wilkes Booth. Taylor is a big history buff, and something about the Lincoln assassination is probably geting her fur-burger all wet.

 

Former manager sues Taylor Swift over unpaid commissions

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Taylor Swift has joined the elite list of celebrities and entertainers sued by their former managers. The Country singer has been sued by a former manager who claims the star owed him millions of dollars in commissions for playing a key role in launching her career.

According to Contactmusic,

Dan Dymtrow, who managed Swift when she was 14, has filed suit in federal court in New York. He claims his management deals with the singer and her parents offered him a commission from Swift’s career in return for introducing the Love Story star to music executives. In the legal papers, Dymtrow claims he’s owed millions of dollars in commissions for playing a key role in Swift’s career. He further alleges Swift’s parents delayed signing the recording contract until after he had been fired to avoid paying him his commissions. The singer’s attorney, Paul LiCalsi, tells The Hollywood Reporter that any suggestion that Dymtrow’s is responsible for launching his client’s career is “ludicrous”.

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Taylor Swift is a Walking Mannequin

I was unaware that science had made such amazing breakthroughs in sex robot technology, but clearly these pictures of Taylor Swift leaving a restaurant in Milan yesterday show otherwise. If her face was just a little more animated you would swear she’s human.

Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, but Kim Cattrall was one of the best mannequins of all time!

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Taylor Swift shines at premiere

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Here’s Taylor Swift shining in a delightful green outfit at the Hollywood premiere of Easy A last night and confirming her sweet status once again. I know I can never convince myself to forgive Taylor Swift for forgiving Kanye West, but that’s a different story. And luckily, her “innocent” act earns her more sweetheart points. She is the Country’s Sweetheart in true sense. Go girl! Check out the gallery after the jump.
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