Yesterday Lindsay Lohan pre-taped an episode of The Tonight Show that airs this evening. Linds actually got a standing ovation from the audience when she walked out (they were all standing and yelling because a bunch of critters jumped out of her cooch and were running around under the seats) and told Jay Leno she felt “kind of numb” after she was sentenced.
Via RadarOnline:
Leno asked Lohan, “At what point did you realize, ‘Oh my God, I could lose this, this could slip away from me?’”
“I think that when, you know, being young and being in the position I was in, you don’t really take the time to appreciate what you have and it’s all kind of a whirlwind, and people make decisions for you,” Lohan said. “But I’m not a kid anymore – I’m 24, I’ve made a lot of mistakes and I recognize that. I’m in the clear now, and as long as I stay focused, I can achieve what I want to achieve.”
“In the clear” you say LiLo? You just got out on bail last Friday night and are still facing misdemeanor charges for retail theft, yet somehow you are “in the clear”? Well those are words she won’t be hearing at her next AIDS test.
The thing I still don’t really get is her getting a standing ovation. She basically must have done an Oprah. She stood up and announced “everyone in the audience is getting a blow job! I’ve got a blow job for you! And for you! And for you! Every one of you is getting a blow job!”
