And moving on from our “women who can now rape you” theme, how about a little gay prostitution courtesy of Thomas Jane who in a recent interview with L.A Times admitted that he accepted sexual favors and was experimenting with his sexuality as a struggling actor at a young age. All things which i’m sure we can relate to. After all, who hasn’t tossed a BJ here and there for a burger and fries, and sure broccoli does look aweful and green, but just like dick, it can have its benefits once you try it. But we’ll let The Punisher put it all in perspective:
‘When I was a kid out here in L.A., I was homeless, I didn’t have any money and I was living in my car,’
‘I was 18. I wasn’t averse to going down to Santa Monica Boulevard and letting a guy buy me a sandwich. Know what I mean?’
‘Hey, you grow up as an artist in a big city, as James Dean said, you’re going to have one arm tied behind your back if you don’t accept people’s sexual flavours,’.
‘You’re a lot more open to experimentation as a young man. And for me, being a young artist and broke in Los Angeles, I was exploring my sexual identity,’.
‘Probably because of my middle-class, white blue-collar upbringing, I would have never had the opportunity to confront some of my own fears and prejudices had I not been hungry enough to be forced to challenge myself in that way.’
‘I chose to be a heterosexual guy because that’s what my DNA dictates and my nurture dictates that I am.’
‘It’s not a choice until you’re open enough to experience both male and female sexuality. ‘Until you’ve tasted the food, you don’t know whether you’ll like it or not, as my mom always said.’
