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Tila Tequila Is Pregnant

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Congratulations are in order for Tila Tequila.

The reality star, 32, is pregnant, she revealed via Facebook Friday (April 18). “Surprise!! I’m 10 weeks pregnant!” she captioned the above photo of her barely-there baby bump. “I just couldn’t hold it in any longer as this brings me so much joy and happiness to know that there is a baby Tila on the way!”

She added: “May God bless my little bundle of joy on this Good Friday! Yayy! I’m gonna be a Mommy! I Love you sooooo much little baby!!”

The identity of the father is unknown at this time.

The former MTV star has had baby news in the past. In December 2009, Tila announced that she was set to be a surrogate mother for her brother and his wife. A few days after that announcement, she revealed she was not yet pregnant but planning on becoming a gestational carrier soon. No pregnancy or birth announcement followed these reports.

Then in January 2012, she announced that she was pregnant and retiring from Hollywood. Days later, she shared that The Game was the father of her child. However, there was no birth announcement in the months that followed.

The mom-to-be is best-known for starring in the 2007 reality show A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. She’s also had roles in The Cleveland Show, Robot Chicken, and the film I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry.

 

Tila Tequila Tried to Kill Herself?

This story is so confusing that we almost don’t even want to write about it. Tila is known for making up stories just to get attention, so we are all probably be “tila’d” right now, but oh well. Apparently, Tila was rushed to the hospital last week after her roommate called 911 and said the reality star was wanting to kill herself.

Law enforcement sources told TMZ that emergency responders came to the home at 1:30am on Wednesday and took her to St. Joseph’s hospital in Burbank, CA. The roommate said that Tila had been trying to kill herself “all week” and apparently Tila was in and out of consciousness in the house and officials decided she needed psychiatric help….ya think? Tila was eventually released, but wait! THERE IS MORE!

Last night Tila’s manager had a bad feeling something was terribly wrong, so she called 911. Cops went to Tila’s house to check up on her, but Tila refused to open the door. Tila then called 911 to find out why officers were at her home (lol) and told them she couldn’t answer the door because she was in a wheelchair. The cops eventually left and were like, “Okay, f**k it. This bitch is crazy” at least I’d to think that is what they said.

Tila is reportedly “resting” now. Tila Tequila Tried to Kill Herself? Tila Tequila Tried to Kill Herself? Tila Tequila Tried to Kill Herself?

 

The always classy Tila Tequila

I know sarcasm doesn’t always come across on the internet so let me clear up any confusion the title of this post might’ve caused. There is nothing – and I mean nothing – classy about Tila Tequila. She’s is pretty much the walking, talking definition of trashy but for some reason I will never be able to explain, I find her absolutely fascinating. It makes no sense. Generally, people like Tila – women and men who would do anything, say anything and exploit anything to become famous or stay in the spotlight – irk me beyond words. While Tila is no exception, I can’t help finding her interesting. Here in Santa Monica, California, Tila straps on a pair of roller blades and little else and shows off for the camera. Her fifteen minutes of fame was up about half an hour ago but she still manages to get people to take her picture and still gets people like me to write about her. Like I said, fascinating.

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Tila Tequila wants to be a Jew!

Yeah, Tila Tequila is converting to Judaism. Why? Well she told TMZ the following… “As time passed, I started to become more and more fascinated with Kabbalah, the culture, and the way of life of the reform Judaism religion. I just feel like the Jewish people have such a beautiful way about them, and I can’t wait to officially be Jewish! Shabbat Shalom.” Also, she reportedly skipped Christmas this year to focus on her ultimate goal. I have no idea why this is news or why I am even writing an article about it. I guess I just find it a little funny, and I think this will be a reality show within the next year. “Going Kosher with Tila Tequila!” It’ll start out with her actually trying to become Jewish, and end with her just fucking a lot of Jewish guys. Which, might technically make her Jewish? Who knows. I think I have figured out why I am writing about this story. It’s because it is so pointless that it intrigues me, you know? Kind of like Jersey Shore…or a midget with a mustache. They are both pointless, but incredibly entertaining. Anyway, I wish Tila Tequila all the best! I am sure she will make the Jewish community very proud.
 

Tila Tequila being slutty as usual

It’s confession time, people. Are you ready? Here goes… *deep breath* I used to be a Tila Tequila fan. I don’t know how it happened. I was young, wild and confused. I wanted to fit in and all my friends liked her. I guess it was peer pressure – kinda like how I ended up smoking. Regardless, I tirelessly defended her against the ‘haters’ until one day, I too became one of the haters. Okay, that’s not entirely accurate. I don’t actually hate her. I just… dislike her in a very strong way. It has everything to do with her tireless campaigning to further her fifteen minutes of fame; fifteen minutes that were about about an hour ago by my watch. All the same, here are some pictures of Tila as she ‘performs’ at F World Splash Bar in New York. Enjoy?

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One Shot of Tila Tequila Please, With Exposed Nipples

If you’ve ever been to Mexico, you might have heard the saying: once you get a taste of a fine Tequila, nothing else will quench your thirst. Luckily, Tila’s more than happy to keep her sexiness on tap… or at least her nipples constantly visible. Either way, we’re totally satisfied.

 

Is Tila Tequila still a celebrity?

I suppose the question should be, was Tila Tequila ever a celebrity to begin with. Her music is just terrible and she she brought reality television to a whole new low with “A Shot at Love” and “A Shot of Love 2″. Her performance at last year’s Gathering of the Juggalos (the underground music festival organized by Insane Clown Posse) was about as well received as a punch in the face. She was not only booed but was also pelted with rocks, bottles and apparently a really disgusting watermelon I won’t even discuss here. Did she deserve that? Of course not! No one deserves that. Still though, maybe it was a sign music just isn’t her thing. What is her thing? Looking super hot and being a fame whore. Outside the Sirius Radio building, Tila does what she does best – posed for cameras and flashed as much skin as possible. She’s not classy. She’s got zero credibility but she’s still gorgeous so I guess she’s got that going for her.

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Tila Tequila Sex Tape Prank

To the three of you who still believe that “Tila Tequila Uncorked” was released without the consent of Tila Tequila herself: a quick look at this “prank” video by the website Egotastic, where Tila surprises unsuspecting “Uncorked” viewers, should quickly dispel that notion.

Unless, you know, you can think of some reason why an angry, betrayed Tequila would participate in what is ultimately further promo for her romp with two well known pornstars. Frankly, we can’t… but hey, if your imagination is powerful enough to come up with one (maybe involving dragons?), then more power to you.

Here’s the NSFW video of said prank, it contains some nudity and sexy bits.

 

Heidi Montag Says Jennifer Aniston Banned Her From Movie Premiere

Despite shooting a tiny cameo in Jennifer Aniston’s movie Just Go With It, Heidi Montag says that she was put on the blacklist for the NYC premiere earlier this week. Heidi told Us Weekly that Jennifer Aniston banned her.

Us Weekly reports:

“I was so excited! This is the first movie I’ve ever been in and I can’t walk the red carpet because Jennifer Aniston decided I was ‘too polarizing.’ … I’ve been such a huge Jennifer Aniston fan my entire life and it’s just really upsetting that she would do this to me. … She should know how hard it is to make a career for yourself and to have someone like Jennifer Aniston go out of her way to make things hard for me is really disheartening.”

Jennifer Aniston denies she got Heidi banned, and I’m forced to believe her. No reason not too really. I mean Jennifer recently agreed to be on “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” with TILA TEQUILA! Knowing full well she’d be spending the rest of her day covered in flea dip while her clothes burn in a chimney in the backyard. So being in the same vicinity as someone trying to make a career for herself by being a “pump-me-up-and-sex-me doll” seems quite tame in comparison.

As for the pictures attached to this post, they are of Heidi on the set for the movie, and judging by them I think it’s safe to say that when Heidi dies her corpse would stay pliable and not decompose for thousands of years. I’m actually seriously contemplating digging her up after she offs herself and having a “Real doll” that could pass down for generations.

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Tila Tequila’s Other Sex Tape is About to be Released

That right there peopls is the DVD cover for Tila Tequila Uncorked, the sex tape that Tila Tequila DOESN’T WANT YOU TO SEE! (Her wallet however really, really wants you to see it.) This sex tape of Tila and two girls is being released by Vivid on Valentine’s Day. How romantic. Sadly, the press release doesn’t reveal much about the tape itself, but we do know that it’s totally, certifiably real, and – well, we’ll let Steven Hirsch take this one:

Their sex is extraordinarily graphic and hot. We know that our fans will enjoy it because Tila’s sexual appetite is like her life style – she holds nothing back.

The cover however does reveal that it’s a Two-Disc set! How much footage could there possibly be? Is the second disc just Easter eggs and a green screen tutorial? Or just the movie Clash Of The Titans in its entirety?

 

Tila Tequila Gives Kate Major a STD Covered Kiss

Tabloid writer Kate Major celebrated her birthday with a smooch from attention whore Tila Tequila at West Hollywood’s House of Blues Tuesday night while random people like Michael Lohan and Tila’s new boyfriend Apollo Green looked on (guess she isn’t a lesbian anymore). Basically the who’s who of who gives a crap. Intrestingly enough Tiger Woods’ former porn star mistress Joslyn James, was also there celebrating her 33rd birthday and her nomination for an AVN award .

And I know what you are all thinking; Who are these people and why should I give a shit? Is there a reason that Tila shouldn’t have kissed Kate? Have these people done anything to warrant me caring? Is my life somehow less complete because I don’t know who they are?

The truth is we just wanted to weave Tiger’s name into the most random story possible, SO BAM, mission complete. That $60 office pool is now mine.

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Tila Tequila Does Striptease For Ray J?

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Tila Tequila has announced that she is dating Kim Kardashian’s sex tape co-star rapper Ray J:

From her Blog:

My baby is Ray J…..and no man has made me feel so loved and so happy in such a long time. We really do love each other and I am so happy to have FINALLY met someone who treats me with respect and love. He is so sweet to me and makes me melt everytime I see him…….I love my baby……so there you have it! Tila Tequila is officially dating Ray J!!!!!! I think we make the cutest couple….dont you????? And this video that I posted earlier tonight was for him so he would hurry up and come over to see his wifey: