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Today’s extra catch consists of Nicole Scherzinger, Jackie Miranne, Aimee Jade, Jessica Wright, LeAnn Rimes,Charisma Carpenter, Sara MacDonald, Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Hilary Duff, Sarah Silverman, Kylie Jenner, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, Mel B, Tish Cyrus, Amanda Seyfried, Eva Riccobono, Sandra Bullock, Pamela Anderson

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Miley’s Mom Approves of her Engagement to Liam Hemsworth

You all know by now that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are engaged and you all know by now that this whole thing will end in divorce, but apparently Miley’s mom is naïve just like her daughter.

“Wow! All of the love pouring out for Miley and Liam is incredible! So happy for my precious baby girl and the love of her life!” Tish Cyrus tweeted yesterday. Billy Ray Cyrus also tweeted his approval saying, “All I ever hoped for as a Daddy was to see my kids reach their dreams. To find happiness…peace of mind…and someday know…true love.”

Really? Really? Come on. Do they really think they will last forever? Plus, we all know what Billy Ray tweeted was a complete lie. You know that isn’t all he hoped for as a “Daddy” he also hoped to make millions off his daughter, which he has successfully done.

Pat yourself on the back, Billy! The mullet has been kind to you and your family. Miley’s Mom Approves of her Engagement to Liam Hemsworth Miley’s Mom Approves of her Engagement to Liam Hemsworth Miley’s Mom Approves of her Engagement to Liam Hemsworth Miley’s Mom Approves of her Engagement to Liam Hemsworth Miley’s Mom Approves of her Engagement to Liam Hemsworth

 

Billy Ray Cyrus Says That Hannah Montana Destroyed His Family

She’s a teen idol, but Miley Cyrus has been less than Disney squeaky clean the last few years. And it’s starting to scare her dad. Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley’s father — both off camera and on, as he played her dad in “Hannah Montana” — spoke with GQ in a long interview, talking about his daughter’s frequent slipups (salvia smoking, pole dancing, numerous racy photos, amongst others) and saying that he’s been helpless to control them. Even if he’s getting blamed.

On before Miley turned 18:
“Every time something happened in Miley’s career, every time the train went off the track, if you will—Vanity Fair, pole-dancing, whatever scandal it was—her people, or as they say in today’s news, her handlers, every time they’d put me… ‘Somebody’s shooting at Miley! Put the old man up there!’ Well, I took it, because I’m her daddy, and that’s what daddies do. ‘Okay, nail me to the cross, I’ll take it. … All those people around, they used me every time. It became so obvious that, man, no matter what happens, they’re going to put you up there and let you take the bullet.”

On not going to her 18th birthday party:
“You know why I didn’t go? Because they were having it in a bar. It was wrong. It was for 21 years old and up. Once again all them people, they all wanted me to fly out so that then when all the bad press came they could say, ‘Daddy endorsed this stuff…’ I started realizing I’m being used. If I would have went out there I would have been right in the middle of all this stuff that’s going on right now with the bong. They’d be hanging it on my ass. I had the common sense… I said, ‘This whole thing’s falling apart up there and they just want to blame all of this stuff on you again.’ I’m staying out of it.’

On where he failed as a parent:
“How many interviews did I give and say, ‘You know what’s important between me and Miley is I try to be a friend to my kids’? I said it a lot. And sometimes I would even read other parents might say, ‘You don’t need to be a friend, you need to be a parent.’ Well, I’m the first guy to say to them right now: You were right.

On how it all started:
“Were it not for David Lynch. Miley would never have been Hannah Montana.”

On teenagers being teenagers:
“I’ve done some stupid crap—I do stupid crap. We all do. But it’s different when you sit back and you see it happening to your little girl. I feel like I got to try. It’s my daughter. And some of these handlers are perhaps more interested in handling Miley’s money than her safety and her career.”

On his family being attacked by Satan:
“I think we are right now. No doubt. There’s no doubt about it.”

On if he regrets Hannah Montana:
“I hate to say it, but yes, I do. Yeah. I’d take it back in a second. For my family to be here and just be everybody okay, safe and sound and happy and normal, would have been fantastic. Heck, yeah. I’d erase it all in a second if I could.”

I blame Satan and David Lynch for the shit in my life, too, Billy Ray. Good call.

But seriously, cry me a river, Billy Ray. Especially when you’re flaunting a delicious Taco Party Pack from Taco Bell in the background. This asshat doesn’t know how good he’s got it!

Attacked below are pictures of his little sweetheart attending a Pre-Grammys Gala last Sunday:

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It Didn’t Take Hustler a Long Time to Make a Miley Cyrus Porn Parody

As we reported a week ago Miley Cyrus has turned 18 years old and it didn’t take Hustler long to realise there was a market for some Hannah Montana porn (was expecting Dinsey to be on top of this first), so they have made an XXX parody celebrating this joyous occasion in Miley’s life, called “Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Miley Cyrus’ 18th Birthday”.

What we like best about this is the horrible acting, take the porn slut portraying Miley as an example, ‘t’s clear she hasn’t taken a single acting class in all her life (but I’m sure she is quite excellent at sucking dick) which in a way makes her portrayal of Miley PERFECT, because little miss Cyrus can’t act for shit either. But as hilarious as that is, it’s not half as entertaining as Billy Ray’s porn star doppelbanger… er… doppelganger.

Speaking of, I wonder if Hustler was ballsy enough to have a scene where porn Billy Ray bangs porn Miley… if so I nominate this for an Oscar.

Check out the Safe for Youtube trailer below of this upcoming must see flick:

 

Billy Ray Cryus’ Grove Girls

Billy Ray Cyrus and wife Tish took a trip to the Grove in Los Angeles, Calif. this afternoon (January 10) with their youngest daughter Noah, who celebrated her 10th birthday yesterday.

The 48-year-old Achy Breaky Heart singer took time to sign autographs and posed beside a posted for his newest flick, The Spy Next Door, with costar Jackie Chan.

Billy Ray and Tish are also parents to 17-year-old Miley and 15-year-old Braison Chance. In addition, Billy has two adopted stepchildren, Trace, 20, and Brandi, 22, and one son from a previous relationship, 16-year-old Christopher Cody.