I can’t believe it’s been almost 20 years since my senior year in High School. I knew back then that when we gathered for the reunion, we would probably need a few name tags to identify one another. Generally we’ve all changed to a certain degree, but at the 20 year mark, we’ve all changed to the point where it would deem necessary the use of name tags. I walked into a grocery store the other day and saw a Facebook friend of mine that I had not seen since high school and didn’t recognize him. I wonder how many other people I’ve seen out and about and didn’t make the connection. I know some of us have lost our hair, gained some weight, grew some facial hair (and that’s just the women) even came across a few, “HOLY Sh*t! WTF happened to you?” moments. All in all in the end, it’s always good to see an old friend.
Even though we didn’t have any celebrities from our class, I wonder even if we did, would I even recognize them? I’m glad that I treated people kindly, the same way that I do now, cause you never know when you will run into a ‘blast from the past’. Imagine if you were the guy in H.S that dated Octo-mom with thoughts of one day raising a family. Imagine if you were someone that laughed at Bill Gates for being a nerd way back when. Imagine if you made fun of Angelina Jolie for having big lips. I find joy in knowing that a few of the ‘unpopular’ kids are now so rich they could buy the venue our reunion will be held in. I smile from ear to ear when I hear stories of ‘fat’ girls becoming ‘sexy’ movie actresses, hanging on a poster in your sons bedroom as he tells you to ‘knock’ before you come in. Gotta love karma.
Miranda Kerr gets completely naked for Australia’s Harpers Bazaar. Which is a fashion magazine. About clothes. Ok, that turban is pretty fashionable.
Katie Holmes’ cleavage is more desolate than an African village plagued by drought. And later, Tom Cruise goes for some well-documented PDA. He washed his hands with Lysol afterwards and looked at his photo album of penises to make him forget. Kinda like comfort food.
Looking at 53-year old Sharon Stone in a tight mini dress is like drinking milk that’s slightly beyond its expiration date. It doesn’t make you throw up, but you wished you didn’t take that huge gulp.
Holly Madison reminds us of the important things in life: Oktoberfest and beer.
Lady Gaga is into rams now.
Demi Lovato is on her way to winning over alcoholism and bulimia. Don’t let that water fool you. She ate the Twinkies and the beef jerky before the guy gave her change back.
Serena Williams and country singer Jake Owens were out on a romantic date. “I said, gimme your goddamn fries or I’ll shove a tennis ball in your mouth. And then strip down to a bikini!”
Kim Kardashian’s ass defies air brushing (Australian InStyle).
Rather than painting pictures and reciting the alphabet with her classmates, the daughter of Oompa Loompa and his Stepford wife is learning how to prepare for the eventual coming of the aliens at the New Leadership Academy in Los Angeles which is a school founded by Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith.
According to a former Scientologist interviewed by Woman’s Day magazine, age is nothing but a number at this school and that ‘Instead of learning basic words and maths, Suri and the other children will learn how to rid themselves of engrams – that is, past memories that block learning and understanding,’.
‘Everything is so different,’ he added. ‘The kids are on a special diet that includes low-carb lunches and even days of fasting, and the lessons are steps towards the eventual ‘revelation’ that we are all descended from aliens.’
Seriously, shouldn’t someone be arresting this child’s father or at the very least having social services pay him a visit? Oh wait, there was no intercourse involved in making this child, we’re assuming she just popped out of an egg like in those Ron Hubbard’s stories so technically they have nothing on him. Too bad.
Katie Holmes’ $50 million libel lawsuit against Star magazine has ended. In today’s issue, Star apologized for a January story about how Tom Cruise and Scientology control Katie. Since Star don’t have 50 million dollars, they instead made a written apology to her in the latest issue as well as making a donation to the Dizzy Feet foundation, a charity Katie partially owns.
“In a recent issue of Star, we published headlines about Katie Holmes that could be read to suggest that she was addicted to drugs. Star did not intend to suggest that Ms. Holmes was a drug addict or was undergoing treatment for a drug addiction.Star apologizes to Ms. Holmes for any misperception and will be making a substantial donation to charity on Ms. Holmes’ behalf for any harm that we may have caused.”
Katie responded back by making an issued statement today:
“I’m pleased that this lawsuit could be resolved amicably and accept American Media’s apology.”
Then she tightened the rubberband around her arm and stabbed herself with a syringe loaded with a tincture extracted from L. Ron Hubbard’s corpse. Her eyes rolled back in her head, and Tom Cruise whispered in her ear, “You have done well, my pretty. American Media’s money lines the Church of Scientology’s coffer. How could Star mess up the details about how every audit session begins with the ceremonial snorting of the dust of Xenu? Fucking amateurs.”
On January 19, Star magazine’s cover blared, “Katie DRUG SHOCKER!” accompanied by the words “ADDICTION NIGHTMARE.” In a “world exclusive,” the magazine spoke with several former Scientologists, who claimed that having an auditing treatment produces an effect “similar to heroin!” Former Scientologist and engineering student Arnaldo Lerma told the magazine:
“For me, it was like taking a Percocet. My pupils would dilate a little bit. But then there would be a sag effect after, a hangover of sorts… Like a heroin addict, you want another dose, only it’s a dose of auditing.”
Star used this bit of information, along with some pictures of Holmes looking ever-so-slightly tired, to create a “DRUG SHOCKER” article, complete with photographic “evidence.” You’ll find this simply unbelievable, but a woman’s face looks different when she’s being photographed without her knowledge, when compared to smiling and posing for the camera. While the magazine never claimed that Katie Holmes was actually on drugs, she is pissed. Her attorney tells TMZ: “Star Magazine’s malicious claims about Katie are untrue, unethical and unlawful. Not only do they cruelly defame Katie, they play a cheap trick on the public, making ridiculously false claims on the cover unsupported by anything inside.” Holmes is suing for a whopping $50 million, and her lawyer snipes, “Someone should bring a class action to get all buyers their money back.”
Nonetheless, Star says…
“Star fully stands behind the editorial integrity of what we have published concerning Ms Holmes’ controversial use of the Scientology e-meter. The physical effect of the e-meter on its users is a matter of significant public concern, and we plan to vigorously defend the suit filed by Ms. Holmes. Our attorneys look forward to deposing Ms. Holmes about her experiences with Scientology and the e-meter, and expect that the case will be promptly dismissed by the court.”
If Star did their research better they’d know she’s actually addicted to Charlie Sheen. It’s bitchin!
Digital Playground’s latest movie parody feature is a high-flying action film with fast jets, slutty USAF women, and only vague connections to a Tom Cruise/Val Kilmer movie. (Digital Playground doesn’t make parodies, so they say.) Anyway, here’s the awesome SFW trailer
Wow, That men’s locker-room scene with the four dudes in towels “high-fiving” really stays true to the original Top Gun. The volleyball game, as well.
We love movies that make us go “Ptchoo! Ptchoo!” and we can’t remember the last time we’ve gone from saying “Ptchoo!” to “Maybe this is a no-pants movie.” Because of that, we’re totally willing to overlook the fact that this is “Top Gun” pluralized (cause of boobs, get it? Yeah don’t have to be a genius to get it). Plus, it’s got all of our favorite Digital Playground contract girls – Stoya, Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, Selena Rose, and Kayden Kross – and even Raven Alexis! What more could you want? ‘Splosions? You got it.
Ricky Gervais in a few simple words is; The perfect antidote to Hollywood’s masturbatory delusions of grandeur, and he sure proved that last night when he hosted the Golden Globes where he trashed Angelina Jolie, Charlie Sheen, Hugh Hefner, Mel Gibson, God, Tom Cruise (and the list goes on and on). Oddly though the joke that got him in the most trouble was when he made fun of Philip Berk, the current head of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA for short).
“Ricky will not be invited back to host the show next year, for sure,” a member of the HFPA says, adding that Gervais’ relentlessly mean shtick could have even larger consequences. “For sure any movie he makes he can forget about getting nominated. He humiliated the organization last night and went too far with several celebrities whose representatives have already called to complain.”
Berk verified on Monday that Ricky has ticked off the HFPA, telling the Hollywood Reporter that the two-time host went too far with his jokes aimed at other celebs.
“He definitely crossed the line,” Berk said. “And some of the things were totally unacceptable. But that’s Ricky. Any of the references to individuals is certainly not something the Hollywood Foreign Press condones.”
Wait what, how do you humiliate a group that gave Pia Zadora an acting award? And at a show that was once just an excuse for a drunken bacchanal? Plus I’m pretty sure the HFPA got Ricky there knowing full well he would rip everyone a new asshole.
The fact the HFPA would blacklist someone from winning an award because they were personally offended simply validates how ridiculous the Golden Globes are.
“Please welcome Aston Kutcher’s dad, Bruce Willis.” I mean, come on, that line alone made Gervais worthy of a knighthood.
Well done Sir. Ricky Gervais. Well done indeed.
The Scientology joke is a masterpiece. In order for either Tom Cruise or John Travolta to have a libel suit, the defamation has to be factual. In other words, since Ricky didn’t mention them by name they would basically have to come out of the closet. Thank you Sir. Gervais for the most brilliant Catch 22, I’ve ever seen in Hollywood.
Don’t invite him in! He can’t enter your house unless you invite him in! This is Tom Cruise getting high on the world’s tallest building, the Burj Khalifa in Dubai, filming his new movie “Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol”. A family who are surprisingly not freaked out that a dwarven Scientology vampire is hovering in front of their window had the presence of mind to document the occasion.
If anything this is all the proof we need that he is batshit insane… Who the hell agrees to do their own stunts when it means hanging off a 17,000 story building??!?… or however tall that thing is.
Tom Cruise was in Tokyo, Japan earlier today to eat the souls of unfortunate heathen children and collect their thetans for his army of intergalactic space aliens. That and to attend the Japanese premiere of his new movie “Knight and Day” alongside Cameron Diaz.
Normally I’m not a fan of screaming little kids in sugar induced rage fits, but when their screams are aimed at Tom Cruise they have every reason to want to perform Seppuku on themselves.
Speaking of Tom, do you think he cracks a corny joke every time he sets his Bugatti Veyron on cruise control. Because he should, he so totally should.
A-listers Tom Cruise and wife Katie Holmes were spotted heading to dinner with their daughter Suri in Prague, Czech Republic on Wednesday (September 22).
Looks like Suri brought her baby to supper! The adorable 4-year-old pushed a toy baby buggy as the family made their way to the restaurant.
A-listers Tom Cruise and wife Katie Holmes were spotted heading to dinner with their daughter Suri in Prague, Czech Republic on Wednesday (September 22).
Looks like Suri brought her baby to supper! The adorable 4-year-old pushed a toy baby buggy as the family made their way to the restaurant.
Tom is currently scouting out locations for the fourth Mission Impossible film. He is not only the lead actor but also a writer and producer of the film. The new installment is rumored to include Maggie Q, Jeremy Renner, Jonathan Rhys Meyer, Simon Pegg and Ving Rhames as potential cast members.
Top Gun dad Tom Cruise was spotted with his three children - Bella, 17, Connor, 15, and Suri, 4 - at Central Park in New York City today (September 7). The A-list actor was seen playfully throwing Suri into the air and having fun at the playground. Suri's sibs added to the watchful supervision while out and about.
I love all my children, but Suri is my fountain of youth."
Earlier in the day, Tom and wife Katie Holmes were spotted leaving their New York City apartment with their daughter before heading to the Live with Regis and Kelly show.
Bella and Connor's mother is Tom's ex-wife, Nicole Kidman.
Show business can be generational. Just look at some common-day examples like Gwyneth Paltrow (daughter of actress Blythe Danner & director/producer, Bruce Paltrow), Angelina Jolie (daughter of Midnight Cowboy actor, Jon Voight) and Lisa Marie Presley (daughter of Elvis & Priscilla Presley).
Let's take a look at Hollywood's next generation including up-and-coming actors/performers/models like Jaden Smith, Emma Roberts and Zoë Kravitz.
Katie Holmes enjoyed a rainy day in Toronto with her 4-year-old daughter Suri and her 17-year-old step-daughter Bella today (August 22). Papa Tom Cruise and brother Connor, 15, were not spotted with the group.
Katie and the girls stopped at Starbucks, Gap Kids, Anthropologie and picked up take-out during their travels.
Yesterday, we saw the trio go to Toronto Island and Centreville Amusement Park. Katie is currently filming The Kennedys in the Canadian city.
Dawson's Creek alum Katie Holmes took her daughter Suri to Toronto Island and Centreville Amusement Park in Toronto, Ontario on Saturday (August 21). Katie held onto Suri's blanket while the adorable 4-year-old carried a stuffed animal during their travels.
Papa Tom Cruise was not spotted with the mother-daughter duo.
Katie is portraying Jacqueline Kennedy in The Kennedys alongside Greg Kinnear as President John F. Kennedy. The miniseries is being filmed in Toronto and will hit the small screen in 2011.
So what's the secret to Tom Cruise's youthful vigor? No, it's not Scientology. Not Botox, either. The actor says it's his daughter, Suri, 4, that keeps him young.
I love all my children, but Suri is my fountain of youth
Maybe it helps that this father-daughter duo strive to stay active. "We jump on the trampoline together," he tells People about his daughter with Katie Holmes.
And Tom, who turned 48 last month, says he can still keep up with kids Connor, 15, and Isabella, 17. "I'm still better than my kids at basketball," he said. "One of these days, though, they'll beat me and I'll be delighted."
Katie Holmes seems to be finding the right balance between family life and work. It helps that she can bring 4-year-old Suri to movie sets and that husband Tom Cruise can fly back to see them when he finishes filming.
She tells New York Magazine, "We have quite a schedule, you know? We don’t say, “When I’m working, you don’t work,” or anything like that. Last year he was shooting Knight and Day and I was shooting The Romantics, and we’d just fly to see each other after we wrapped.
"And we homeschool Suri—she has a teacher who is with her every day. We like the one-on-one education. I’m happy that my daughter is strong-willed and determined. You really have to go with what the child is wanting."
As for being in the tabloids constantly, Katie admits it's weird but she goes on with her life.
It’s there, it’s one of those things. My big concern is what does he have going, what do I have going, what are we going to do this weekend. It must seem weird, I guess, having so many people watching. It is weird. I get it. But you just, you know, smile and nod."
It looks as though little Suri Cruise may be following in her stylish mama’s footprints.
As a child, Katie Holmes – the youngest of five – enjoyed customizing her own outfits from the hand-me-down items she would recipe from her older siblings. The 31-year-old actress, who now has her own clothing line, Holmes & Yang, says that her 4-year-old daughter now enjoys altering her own clothing.
“Suri and I do that now with her clothes,” says the former Dawson’s Creek star. “Or rather, she does it. She says, ‘I want this sleeve cut,’ and it’s like, ‘Okay, we’ll cut it.’ She picks out all of her own clothes and has since she was one-and-a-half.”
The proud mama, who is currently filming her new miniseries The Kennedys in Toronto, Ontario, says she began designing clothes for her daughter soon after her birth.
I started making clothes for Suri when she was born, designing dresses, and then having seamstresses sew them, because I don’t sew very well. As a child, I was always drawing clothes, and I’ve always loved fabrics, and when Suri was born, I wanted to have certain things be from me and created just by me for her.
What a lucky little girl!
Suri’s father is Katie’s husband of nearly four-years, Knight and Day star Tom Cruise.
They're the it accessory of almost every celebrity family: The trusted nanny! Whether seen playing at the local park or out for a stroll with our fav tots of the rich and famous, the celebrity nanny is sure to be captured by the keen lenses of the paparazzi. Let's take a look at the nannies of some of Hollywood's most elite families.
Read below about who values their nannies like family, who has had some bad nanny experiences, and who refuses to use a nanny...
In the new issue of In Touch Weekly, the mag gives a rundown on the fabulous summer that little Suri Cruise has had thus far.
Suri and mom Katie Holmes are spending their summer in Toronto, Canada, where Holmes is currently filming the miniseries, The Kennedy's, while Tom Cruise is busy promoting his latest flick, Knight & Day.
Living in Canada has proven beneficial for the Cruise/Holmes family, drawing less paparazzi attention. A source told the mag, “Suri is always smiling. She’s living it up.” Of the lack of attention the family receives, the source said, “Tom sat on the bench outside with Suri and just hung out.”
Suri is reportedly living a "normal" life up in Canada with the source adding,
Suri loves running around the beautiful grounds, and playing and swimming in the pool at their amazing house when she is not on the set with Katie. There is also a playroom tailored to Suri. It has all of her favorite dolls and games, so it feels like home.”
Though Suri is living life out of the media spotlight more often, the source said she is still living the life of luxury, “She has her own driver and rides in her own $80,000 Escalade to and from the set!”
From flamenco dresses to designer handbags to those infamous heels, 4-year-old Suri Cruise certainly seems to have a flair for fashion. Dad Tom Cruise says he has no intention of standing in Suri's way when it comes to her sense of style.
"In Spain, they wear the (high-heeled) flamenco dance shoes form birth," the Knight & Day star tells Britain's GMTV. "Listen, I believe that she (should wear) whatever she wants to wear. She dresses herself. I want to encourage her creativity and her own self-expression. I think that's important for the child's own identity. "
Tom adds that he's been through it all before with Isabella, 17, and Connor, 15, his kids from his previous marriage to actress Nicole Kidman.
"It's something that I have had to do with Bella and Connor and now Suri. It is what it is and they're just going to create what they're going to create. I just try to give them as much safety and as much room to find their dreams and to express themselves. I'm like, if they wanna wear it, they're gonna wear what they wanna wear."
What do you think? Would you let your kids wear whatever they want to wear?
Take five! Katie Holmes was spotted having a cuddle with her daughter Suri, 4, in between takes of her new miniseries The Kennedys in Toronto, Canada on Wednesday (July 21).
The mother-daughter duo were also joined by step-sister Isabella, 17, and Suri's new on-set BFF. The little girl pictured in the red overalls is Katie's costar, the young actress who is playing Caroline Kennedy.
Across the puddle, papa Tom Cruise and his costar Cameron Diaz were pictured at the London premiere of their latest flick, Knight and Day, on Thursday (July 22).
Despite having just jetted in from filming in Canada, Katie Holmes looked fresh-faced and beautiful as she posed for pics outside of the premiere of The Extra Man in New York City yesterday (July 19).
The busy mom, who kept it simple in a striped Celine dress and black heels, took time out to talk to OK! about the happy home life she shares with her husband Tom Cruise and their 4-year-old daughter Suri.
Calling motherhood a "spectacular" experience, Katie says, "Every day my husband inspires me. My family inspires me. My daughter inspires. We’re always sort of creating new things whether it’s a party, or a script or a movie. We try to have a very creative household.”
Asked if she thinks little Suri will follow in her famous parents' footsteps, Katie replied, “I know that she can do whatever she wants and she’ll be great at it.”
Katie ducked out of the premiere parties early to catch a flight back to Toronto, where she is filming The Kennedys.
Jerry Maguire star Tom Cruise is reportedly hoping to land his own reality show with wife Katie Holmes in attempt to prove that the family is "normal," reports Grazia magazine via Contact Music.
According to the report, filming for the show is well under way, including footage of the family including daughter Suri. A source told the mag,
They want to portray themselves as a normal family who do normal things. They are aware that Katie is being perceived as 'brainwashed' and they want to change that."
Though "no deal has been struck yet," Cruise is "fielding offers from entertainment companies," at this point.
The source also added that Cruise wants complete control over the show, saying, "Tom places a premium on control, so he's reluctant to commit to doing a reality TV show unless he's 100 per cent it will reflect him and Katie in the best possible light."
Cruise and Holmes have been together for five years, and welcomed daughter Suri in November, 2006. Cruise also has two children from his marriage to Nicole Kidman, daughter Isabella, and son Connor.
In her best Jackie O wig and pearls, Katie Holmes was pictured with her 4-year-old daughter Suri on the set of The Kennedys in Toronto, Canada on Thursday (July 15).
You can't deny that Katie, 31, has a striking resemblance to the former First Lady! The mother-of-one is portraying Jacqueline Kennedy in the new miniseries for The History Channel alongside Greg Kinnear as President John F. Kennedy. The film will hit the small screen in 2011.
Suri's father is Katie's hubby, Top Gun star Tom Cruise.
Although Tobey Maguire starred in the first three Spider-Man roles (and was a completely nerdy MF-er that was easy for the comic book nerds to identify with) they are replacing him in the next Spider-Man flick … with an equally nerdy-ass webslinger. Great. Andrew Garfield, 26, has been cast as the new Peter Parker for the next installment in the franchise. He will be making his official screen debut as the legendary superhero on July 3, 2012.
“Though his name may be new to many, those who know this young actor’s work understand his extraordinary talents,” an entertainment source close to Garfield said. “He has a rare combination of intelligence, wit, and humanity. Mark my words, you will love Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker.”
Andrew has appeared in a few films, including The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, the project Heath Ledger was working on at the time of his death in 2008 and 2007′s Lions for Lambs with Tom Cruise, Meryl Streep and Robert Redford. He will also be appearing as part of the cast of the upcoming Facebook movie, The Social Network, due for release later this year. (Which, by the way, will be the most hilarious misrepresentation of technology since Untraceable… where Hollywood believed you could hack anything. Even a car. Even your seatbelt.)
Andrew, although was American-born, grew up in Britain and is a pal of Robert Pattinson. Will he have enough douchebagginess to become as famous as R-Patz??? Judging by the clout of the role he is about to play, the one and only web slinger himself.. we’re thinking it’s likely. As long as he gets an emo hair spike/swoop down pat.
Tom Cruise was Jimmy Kimmel’s guest on his show on Friday, and Jimmy decided to lure Tommy boy into making chicken carbona - a dish that Tom expertly makes for his kids - for himself. Jimmy did succeed in getting Tom do the job for him, but not before pumping in some adrenaline and zipping across Hollywood Blvd. with Tom, who wanted some fresher eggs for the dish. There’s no doubt about Tom’s ability at doing such stunts, but we have to give credit to Jimmy too. He has shown that he’s the best when it comes to handle a dozen eggs at one go! Pretty hilarious episode. Hit the jump for part II and III of Tom and Jimmy’s Mission: Chicken Carbona. Read the rest of this entry »
With the paparazzi camped outside of their New York City apartment building, Katie Holmes and her 4-year-old daughter Suri returned home after a full-day photo shoot on Tuesday (June 22). It looks like Suri had a blast drawing all over her legs with a blue marker!
We just spotted Katie and Suri with big sister Bella, 17, out and about in the Big Apple.
The Holmes-Cruises are in New York while dad Tom Cruise promotes his latest film, Knight an Day, costarring Cameron Diaz.
Marisa Miller did a commercial spot for Guitar Hero back in 2008, but due to the game’s 12+ rating it was banned from TV, despite the fact that Heidi Klum did the same amount of insane breast and ass jiggling for the same game a couple of years ago and it passed with flying colors. For the record, Tom Cruise is fed up with all these models reenacting his dance scene from Risky Business. As a matter of fact, he got light-headed when he watched this one and instructed Katie Holmes to put on pants, wear a fake beard and slap him senselessly to make him feel better. Er, this is the part where you push the Play button.
Tom Cruise, wife Katie Holmes and their 4-year-old daughter Suri were spotted arriving in Seville, Spain on Tuesday (July 15).
Tom and his costar Cameron Diaz are set to attend the big premiere of their new film Knight And Day, which was mostly shot in Seville. (We fondly remember the pics of Tom holding Suri in her polka dot heels and flamenco dress while filming in the Spanish city last December).
Today, Tom and Cameron were seen recreating scenes from their new flick on the streets of Seville. As Tom roared about on a motorcycle, Cammie D. cruised along in a silver BMW Z4.
Nicole Kidman was photographed taking her adorable daughter Sunday, who turns 2 next month, to visit her parents in Greenwich, New South Wales, Australia on Wednesday (June 16). The happy mother-daughter duo walked hand in hand as they headed toward grandma and grandpa's house.
Proud papa, Keith Urban, recently told People that Sunday is clearly her mother's daughter in one key area. "I think she's a combination of both of us so far," he says of Sunday's looks, "but she got my wife's legs, which is very lucky for her. She sure didn't deserve mine."
Nicole, 42, is also mom to 17-year-old Isabella and 15-year-old Connor with ex-hubby Tom Cruise.
After what was reported to be over 100 curse words during Sunday’s 2010 MTV Movie Awards, the cable network has issued a statement apologizing for the foul language that wasn’t bleeped out during the production.
“The MTV Movie Awards is a live televised event known for irreverent comedy and a party atmosphere where our guests speak more freely than they otherwise might. While we aired the live broadcast with a delay, we were unable to mute every word that some might find objectionable. All of these words will be muted in subsequent airings.
We sincerely apologize to those in our audience who were offended by any objectionable words that might have slipped by for the live airing.”
It’s unclear what prompted presenters and winners to increasingly swear during their appearances on the live broadcast, but it’s possible the integrated ads for Orbit gum may have had something to do with it. In one spot, Anna Kendrick appeared to be on a fake film set where she swore numerous times while promoting her upcoming movie “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.” The ad ended with a blonde actress from other Orbit commercials reminding users to clean that “dirty mouth” with their product.
The show also featured short, pre-recorded segments with host Aziz Ansari and guest stars such as Tom Cruise (as his “Tropic Thunder” character Les Grossman), among others, with bleeped out inappropriate language.
It all ended with Peter Facinelli of best movie winner “New Moon” mocking the night with an acceptance speech filled with so many swear words the show’s control room couldn’t bleep them all out. I’ve never heard the word f— used so many times in one evening,” he told the audience before dropping the word about 12 more times.
It turns out that East Coast feed was broadcast all over the world including Australia where it aired at 4 PM in the afternoon, prime time for MTV’s teenage girl audience. Subsequent airings of the program, including the West Coast feed, removed any unintended swear words.
For those of you who didn’t watch the MTV Movie Awards last night, we have a ton of pics for you to enjoy. They mainly include Katy Perry’s Wonder Woman breasts dancing around, Lindsay Lohan’s 55-year old floppy ones walking around with a SCRAM bracelet and Christina Aguilera’s thighs getting licked by her dancers. We kinda lost track after that. Tom Cruise following Scientology instructions on “How To Keep A Homosexual Man In The Closet In Hollywood” covers a separate post. And so does Sandra Bullock’s giving the middle finger to Jesse James. Enjoy!
Not wanting to be perceived as a tiny tight ass with a penchant for choir boys, Tom Cruise reprised his Tropic Thunder role as Les Grossman at the MTV Movie Awards last night and admittedly pulled off a rather funny hip-hop routine which required grinding against JLo’s gigantic body parts. But really, all he wanted to do was hide in a soup bowl clutching a used pair of briefs and listen to Diana Ross’s “It’s Raining Men”. “Xenu, why did you make me do it? My penis touched her thighs….ok, her knees, but it was still unbearable” *whimpers softly*
Following in the footsteps of Heidi Klum and Seal, Jennifer Lopez and her husband Marc Anthony celebrated their 6th wedding anniversary last night by renewing their vows in front of friends and family.
The posh affair was held at the couple's new Hidden Hills, California home, with calla lilies and orchids in tall vases and flickering candles setting the romantic scene. The couple's A-list guest list - which included Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - sipped martinis in black glasses in the outdoor lounge areas.
Marc recently joked to US of their anniversary, “We realized the bets in Vegas [on whether we’d make it] stopped at five years, so we’re really looking forward to this one. This is a big anniversary.”
Marc and J.Lo have 2-year-old twins Emme and Max together.
The Apple iPad is the latest must-have accessory, so it's no surprise that trendy tot Suri Cruise is a fan of the high-tech gadget.
Life & Style reports that 4-year-old Suri kept herself busy playing games on her iPad while out for dinner at New York's Il Cantinori restaurant last week with her parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.
Adorable Suri is known for her trend-setting fashion sense as well. Her doting dad recently told Oprah Winfrey, "She likes to dress herself and wears whatever she wants to wear. She wants to wear it, she wears it... a girl wants to wear what she wants to wear. I'm not gonna tell her different. She's got great taste."
The world has turned into a real bad place. Living here was already hell, but now people have to do that extra drill and convince the world that they are not dead. The same happened with Tom Cruise when some pranksters spread false reports that he died in a bizarre plumbing accident. Obviously, Tommy boy didn’t waste any time in rubbishing the death rumor and assuring fans that he’s alive and well.
Rumours began spreading across the internet on Friday (28May10) claiming the Mission: Impossible star had passed away following a bizarre plumbing mishap while in New Zealand. But the actor is taking the hoax in good humour, admitting he was amused by the odd manner in which he was ‘killed’. When asked if he could confirm if he was OK, he joked to MTV.com, “No, I’m not. I’m a hologram!” before adding, “I’m really alive. Did the internet get it wrong again? You can send the message out (I am still alive).”
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes took their 4-year-old daughter Suri to see a Broadway show in New York City yesterday (May 25). Tom was all smiles as he carried his adorable girl - who dressed up for the occasion in her heels - to the show.
The day before, we spotted the trio out for dinner at Ristorante Il Cantinori in the Big Apple.
Tom Cruise is on the cover and pages of Esquire’s “How To Be A Man” issue, mainly hanging from a rope and holding a saucer because like a true man, it reminds him of how much he likes tea bags. On the head. While Katie is passed out cold from the sleeping pills he put in her diet soda. And while he doesn’t talk of his love for sniffing used men’s briefs that he steals from the gym’s locker rooms, he does talk about other manly stuff.
On how he developed a love for tight pants and disco moves:
“If anyone was teasing my sisters, I really felt it… I’d create different characters and ad-lib sketches to make my sisters and my mother feel better… I’d watch Soul Train and imitate the dancers. I guess you can say that’s where it started. I always had a dream to be in movies, [my family] didn’t say, That’s impossible. They laughed.”
On how he knows how to ride ‘em bitches:
“Now, I’d ridden bikes a lot. When I was a kid, I’d set up ramps for jumps, like Evel Knievel, and crash all the time. I’d done it all — but never on a minibike. I got on. Of course, all I wanted to do was go fast, so I hit the throttle. I started off by a neighbor’s yard, went past our yard, which had a little hump, and suddenly I was airborne… Rrrrrrrrrrr! The minibike is still going. Oh, no, I’m alive… Okay, I’m alive. The minibike was wedged between the bumpers of the two cars. What a lesson: Know before you go. [You don't] have to curb your enthusiasm. Just fill it in with a little knowledge.”
On molesting Oprah’s couch because it looked like the manly Japanese love pillow he makes love to on occasion:
“What happened, happened… I wanted the audience to be happy just like I wanted to make my sisters and my mother happy when I did those skits as a kid. But I’ll take responsibility for my actions… Afterward, wild things were being said about me, and once they’re in the ether, there’s nothing you can do about it. It felt like being the new kid in the schoolyard again and the other kids are whispering and whispering about you and suddenly you hear what they’re saying, and you think, What? That didn’t happen. Look at the reality of the situation.”
On his love of robots:
You know, I’m married to such a special woman. Every night before we go to sleep, Kate and I look at each other and it’s like, How’d we do today?”
Tom Cruise flashes his famous smile on Esquire's June/July 'How To Be A Man' issue. The 47-year-old father of three opens up about coming to terms with his absentee father, the moment he became a father, and his sweet daughter Suri.
On his father: "I remember looking at my dad and wanting to understand him. I didn't want to just write the guy off. He was lost. He was overwhelmed by life ... My mother basically did all the work, and then they got separated and I didn't see him for a long time. He didn't try to help the family financially or spiritually, and I lived with the effects of the chaos."
On becoming a father: "I'll never forget the moment I became a dad. But it's hard to describe -- that level of responsibility, the desire to give such joy. The clarity: Nothing is more important than this. I remember that first night, just staring at Bella. I was checking her every second, just looking at her, feeling that immediate bond. I was probably looking at her so much that I was keeping her up.
On Suri: “It’s come full circle. Now I’ll put Suri on a swing and tell her stories when I’m working on a script. I’ll start with the beginning of the movie and take her through the story beat by beat. Of course, I make it age-appropriate. She’s four years old. But she asks all the right questions: Why does that happen? Those are the bad guys? You’re the good guy, right?”
Miranda Kerr gets completely naked for Australia’s Harpers Bazaar. Which is a fashion magazine. About clothes. Ok, that turban is pretty fashionable.
Marisa Miller did a commercial spot for Guitar Hero back in 2008, but due to the game’s 12+ rating it was banned from TV, despite the fact that Heidi Klum did the same amount of insane breast and ass jiggling for the same game a couple of years ago and it passed with flying colors. For the record, Tom Cruise is fed up with all these models reenacting his dance scene from Risky Business. As a matter of fact, he got light-headed when he watched this one and instructed Katie Holmes to put on pants, wear a fake beard and slap him senselessly to make him feel better. Er, this is the part where you push the Play button.
For those of you who didn’t watch the MTV Movie Awards last night, we have a ton of pics for you to enjoy. They mainly include Katy Perry’s Wonder Woman breasts dancing around, Lindsay Lohan’s 55-year old floppy ones walking around with a SCRAM bracelet and Christina Aguilera’s thighs getting licked by her dancers. We kinda lost track after that. Tom Cruise following Scientology instructions on “How To Keep A Homosexual Man In The Closet In Hollywood” covers a separate post. And so does Sandra Bullock’s giving the middle finger to Jesse James. Enjoy!
Not wanting to be perceived as a tiny tight ass with a penchant for choir boys, Tom Cruise reprised his Tropic Thunder role as Les Grossman at the MTV Movie Awards last night and admittedly pulled off a rather funny hip-hop routine which required grinding against JLo’s gigantic body parts. But really, all he wanted to do was hide in a soup bowl clutching a used pair of briefs and listen to Diana Ross’s “It’s Raining Men”. “Xenu, why did you make me do it? My penis touched her thighs….ok, her knees, but it was still unbearable” *whimpers softly*
Tom Cruise is on the cover and pages of Esquire’s “How To Be A Man” issue, mainly hanging from a rope and holding a saucer because like a true man, it reminds him of how much he likes tea bags. On the head. While Katie is passed out cold from the sleeping pills he put in her diet soda. And while he doesn’t talk of his love for sniffing used men’s briefs that he steals from the gym’s locker rooms, he does talk about other manly stuff.
