Toni Braxton wants to do a bit of ‘T and A’ for Playboy. It’s also worth mentioning Toni filed for bankruptcy for the second time in October. She was somewhere between $10 million and $50 million in debt at the time. So I guess she’s planning on showing her ass to keep the IRS off her back for… I dunno, 5 minutes?
Here is her thought process on Twitter last night as she rationalized posing for Playboy:
- New Year, New opportunities. So I have been considering taking up Playboy’s offer to feature me on their cover this year. What you think?
- I would love to pose with Hugh Hefner though. He’s the sexiest guy I know over 30 ;-
- Of course it will be tastefully done
- There are NOT talking that kind of spread! No Susie!!!! Just a lil T and A. They have asked me about 3 times before.
Wait what, Hugh Hefner is the sexiest guy you know over 30? I wouldn’t even call him the sexiest guy over 80. Wouldn’t even call him sexier than the average rotting corpse.
I won’t complain about her being in Playboy though, sounds great to me, I love naked women. But what’s really great is the public humiliation and shame that comes with having to resort to stripping because you aren’t willing to work like the rest of us…, you know the common folk who didn’t make millions of dollars in the mid 90s and fritter it away. We the commoners revel in seeing how the mighty have fallen. “Schadenfreude” is what I believe the kids are calling it these days.
Toni Braxton was leaving Mr. Chow’s last night, and there was a reason she was wearing her vagina on the outside of her catsuit (no, not to get 50% off her sweet and sour dish). She was promoting her new single, “Make My Heart” y’all! Her new album “Pulse” is out May 4th, so mark that date on your calendars. She’ll be outside Mr.Chow’s jumping rope naked. Or at the very least, have her people turn on the fans when she’s getting into her car. Pantyless. Ahh, the great PR machine.
