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Amy Childs Looking Sexy in Underwear!

It’s the weekend, so you might as well just relax and enjoy all the glorious photos below. The photos are of Amy Childs promoting the new underwear collection by Ultimo for Tesco. So, if you have a girlfriend/wife be sure to buy her this underwear and she will look just like Amy Childs! Okay…that’s not true, but you can just close your eyes and pretend.

Amy has really had quite a year. She got her own reality show, launched her own eyelashes range and was named the face of Bra Queen last October created by Ultimo Boss Michelle Mone.

As long as she keeps the sexy pictures coming, we will always find a place for her own our website. All Bra Queens are welcomed here. Amy Childs Looking Sexy in Underwear Amy Childs Looking Sexy in Underwear Amy Childs Looking Sexy in Underwear Amy Childs Looking Sexy in Underwear Amy Childs Looking Sexy in Underwear Amy Childs Looking Sexy in Underwear

 

The Goods, The Bad, and The Fugly — 12/27

The Goods – Yes, did you notice the ‘s’ on the end of that? That’s because there is more than one Good today, and they’ve got the goods, let me tell ya! Who? Why, who else but the Ultimo girls? These girls include: the millionaress, Tamara Ecclestone, Michael Buble’s bangin’ wife, Luisana Lopilato, Robbie Keane’s wife, Claudine, and the incomparable Amy Childs (pictured above, with remaining pics in the gallery below). These girls have raised Ultimo’s sales sky high, and really – who could be surprised? These ladies are straight-up fuckable – point blank, period! The Bad — Speaking of fuckable, guess who’s lost that title? Brad friggin’ Pitt!!! I saw this picture this morning and nearly broke down into tears. Why? Because, for the first time in my life I realized that all of the hotties would one day grow old and look like shit. And that thought… is simply horrifying. Seriously, though, what the hell happened?! I can’t talk about it anymore… It’s making me ill. The Fugly — Yep, here’s another shocker for ya! I’ll be honest, I’ve never had a hard-on for Kate Moss (well, seeing as how I’m a woman, I guess I’ve just never had a hard-on; um, anyway…), but this is just nasty! We’ve always known that Kate was flat-chested, but this is… Well, when they make it look like your boobs have turned into arm pit fat… yeeeeah, that’s a problem. Normally only fat chicks suffer from that little issue, but here she is… with armpit tits. Her ribs are stickin’ out, reminding me of those pictures of Auschwitz survivors. AND she’s got the pooched out belly to match the emaciated body and armpit tits!!! It is SO past time for this chick to get out of the game! I mean, really! Whoever designed this POS swimsuit needs to be drawn and quartered, because this look is just… well, FUGLY!!! JOIN ME TOMORROW FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE FUGLY!!!  
 

Peaches Geldof is a sweet fantasy

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Here’s my favorite dessert fantasy Peaches Geldof giving a generous scoop of her delicious self and working up some uber-sexy poses for Ultimo lingerie. Anyway, I don’t want to act selfish and keep the good stuff for myself. So just hit the jump and let the pictures do the talking.

P.S. Thank you, Bob Geldof. Thank you, Paula Yates. And thanks a ton, Peaches!!
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