December 28th, 2011
Giusy
The Goods – Yes, did you notice the ‘s’ on the end of that? That’s because there is more than one Good today, and they’ve got the goods, let me tell ya! Who? Why, who else but the Ultimo girls? These girls include: the millionaress, Tamara Ecclestone, Michael Buble’s bangin’ wife, Luisana Lopilato, Robbie Keane’s wife, Claudine, and the incomparable Amy Childs (pictured above, with remaining pics in the gallery below). These girls have raised Ultimo’s sales sky high, and really – who could be surprised? These ladies are straight-up fuckable – point blank, period! The Bad — Speaking of fuckable, guess who’s lost that title? Brad friggin’ Pitt!!! I saw this picture this morning and nearly broke down into tears. Why? Because, for the first time in my life I realized that all of the hotties would one day grow old and look like shit. And that thought… is simply horrifying. Seriously, though, what the hell happened?! I can’t talk about it anymore… It’s making me ill. The Fugly — Yep, here’s another shocker for ya! I’ll be honest, I’ve never had a hard-on for Kate Moss (well, seeing as how I’m a woman, I guess I’ve just never had a hard-on; um, anyway…), but this is just nasty! We’ve always known that Kate was flat-chested, but this is… Well, when they make it look like your boobs have turned into arm pit fat… yeeeeah, that’s a problem. Normally only fat chicks suffer from that little issue, but here she is… with armpit tits. Her ribs are stickin’ out, reminding me of those pictures of Auschwitz survivors. AND she’s got the pooched out belly to match the emaciated body and armpit tits!!! It is SO past time for this chick to get out of the game! I mean, really! Whoever designed this POS swimsuit needs to be drawn and quartered, because this look is just… well, FUGLY!!! JOIN ME TOMORROW FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE FUGLY!!!
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July 9th, 2009
Giusy
Here’s my favorite dessert fantasy Peaches Geldof giving a generous scoop of her delicious self and working up some uber-sexy poses for Ultimo lingerie. Anyway, I don’t want to act selfish and keep the good stuff for myself. So just hit the jump and let the pictures do the talking.
P.S. Thank you, Bob Geldof. Thank you, Paula Yates. And thanks a ton, Peaches!!
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