69-year old Harrison Ford: Ok kids, now gently place that ball in my hand. Oh, Jesus, time out. I think i just stained my pants.
JLO shows the Europeans some butt-cheek.
Priest gives Arnold Schwarzenegger a sympathetic hug. His eyes obviously lingered on Maria Schriver for a bit too long during his sermon.
Some Lady Gaga ass?
The MTV Europe Music Awards took place Sunday night and we’re pretty sure the standard of music was pretty high mainly because the whole thing was hosted by Bar Rafaeli’s and Irina Shayk’s thighs. Plus, The Hoff was there.
Olivia Wilde shows some side-boob and Kate Hudson brings her lactating breasts to honor Clint Eastwood at the LACMA inaugural Art + Film Gala. Uma Thurman was also sexy, but only if you’re a trash collector and you’re attracted to garbage bags.
Madonna hides her face again. Must not have had time to pull those fangs back in.

Kate Gosselin is now forced to shop with coupons. Putting the kids up for sale on Ebay is next.




























