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Thursday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.11.2011)

This Marc Jacobs perfume ad featuring 17-year old Dakota Fanning has been banned for “sexualizing children”.

Don’t know what to laugh at first. Madonna actually believing she can play director and hold a camera without it spontaneously bursting into flames or that she looks younger than the 30-year old actress who plays in her movie thanks to photo-shop.

Katie Holmes’ sad, well, everything is also brushed away thanks to the airbrushing fairies.

Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman have been inflating their lips with baby seal fat again.

Anna Friel is the naked Santa in the British Tatler.

Blake Lively and Oprah brought their cleavages to the Versace at H&M event in NYC last night. The first makes the world look better and the second just makes me want to microwave a sweet potato with a topping of cheese and beans.

Selena Gomez is already taking lessons from Lindsay Lohan in the art of subtle hookery.

Katy Perry and Russell Brandt making out at the LAX arrival terminal.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt continuing their humanitarian efforts in Tokyo while at the same time they’re being sued for firing a secretary because she has an illness that forced her to take too many sick days off.

Kristie Brinkley looks amazing for a 57-year old. Does she also eat newborn placenta for breakfast?

Christina Aguilera is now reduced to game launch appearances. Geeks worldwide rejoice!

Megan Fox looks like she’s been sleeping under a bridge the last few days. The wrath of Michael Bay can do that you.

Demi Moore is really not making an appealing case for why Ashton Kutcher should permanently forgo sex with pretty young things who are still alive.

And now the world’s oldest supermodel. At age 80, Carmen Dell’ Orefice (no seriously, that’s her name) is now modeling at runway shows because Bernie Madoff stole all her savings. Right after she plucks her beard and puts crazy glue on her hip joints. True story.

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Monday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (11.7.2011)

69-year old Harrison Ford: Ok kids, now gently place that ball in my hand. Oh, Jesus, time out. I think i just stained my pants.

JLO shows the Europeans some butt-cheek.

Priest gives Arnold Schwarzenegger a sympathetic hug. His eyes obviously lingered on Maria Schriver for a bit too long during his sermon.

Some Lady Gaga ass?

The MTV Europe Music Awards  took place Sunday night and we’re pretty sure the standard of music was pretty high mainly because the whole thing was hosted by Bar Rafaeli’s and Irina Shayk’s thighs. Plus, The Hoff was there.

Olivia Wilde shows some side-boob and Kate Hudson brings her lactating breasts to honor Clint Eastwood at the LACMA inaugural Art + Film Gala. Uma Thurman was also sexy, but only if you’re a trash collector and you’re attracted to garbage bags.

Madonna hides her face again. Must not have had time to pull those fangs back in.

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Selena Gomez has her first upskirt. Aww, baby’s all grown up.

Just as Justin Bieber is preparing to dive into a swimming pool of future paternity suits, Selena Gomez has reached a milestone of her own. Her first upskirt as she was leaving a hair salon. Doesn’t it seem like yesterday she was basically having sex in a VIP box at a baseball game with Justin Bieber (wait, it was yesterday)? Man, it’s all happening so fast, and you tell yourself you’re ready for when your baby leaves the nest, but you’re never quite prepared. *sniff, sniff*

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Wednesday’s Miscellaneous Junk You Might Like (10.26.2011)

Courtney Stodden should take lessons from Shauna Sand on how to not get kicked from a pumpkin patch. “You make sure you always bring kids with you and when you flash your beaver be respectful to the pumpkins.”

Chaz Bono continues to slowly kill America with his creepy flat man-boobs.

Marilyn Manson started eating children early for Halloween.

Robin Williams just got married, which means we now have to be subjected to old folk make-out (in Paris).

Katy Perry’s crotch is trying to bring seizures about with its strobe lights.

Olivia Wilde going to her first directorial movie “Free Hugs”. I’m guessing she’s in need of a hug…or a fondle?What? Am I reading that slit wrong?

JLo’s youngest less attractive, less rich, less young-looking sister would like to sink those chompers in that Versace-clad back wouldn’t she?

Geri Halliwell wore that to support George Michael at his concert. “Thanks Geri. Now I’m assuming there’s a penis tucked underneath, otherwise I’ll have to return it. Tag’s still attached?”

Michelle Obama, really, really wants to eat that worm.

Denise Richards enjoying the new house Charlie Sheen bought for her.  “Charlie is the best father anyone could have. And his hookers are very nice and descent people, we’re all going to a picnic of love next week. God I love my new driving range!!!”

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Lindsay Lohan flashes her panties

Lindsay Lohan flashed her flowery panties the other night, and before you gasp in shock that she’s actually wearing panties, she’s in France. So hookery/fund-raising have to be done with elegance and sophistication. “Excuse moi, monsieur, may i have a glass of chardonnay? What does 10 euro mean? I don’t understand! Do you take beaver?”

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Selena Gomez Flashed Her Panties…A Tiny Bit

Here is Selena Gomez wearing short shorts on Miami Beach where a lightning fast paparazzi managed to snap a picture of a tiny little upskirt moment. (See here and here)… Well, we say “upskirt” but it wasn’t really an upskirt. Since the panty flasher in question is actually wearing shorts. Which means it’s the rarer, though no less thrilling, upshorts. Though frankly, as long as we see even the tiniest hint of panty, we don’t care what sort of garment is partially covering them. It’s all semantics, anyway… and semantics is nowhere near as enthralling as panties.

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Katy Perry Flashed Her Ass at The Smurfs Premiere

Here is Katy Perry attending The Smurf premiere in NYC on Sunday, where she proudly showed off her character Smurfette in sparkling sequins on the front of her dress…oh and she also proudly showed off her lovely ass, becuase, well it was a kids event, and kids love ass… “I’ll teach them to invite me to these f ‘n kids events”

I’ll tell you one thing, I’d like to smurf her smurf with my smurf. Then she’d have to de-smurf her smurf with a coathanger.

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Happy Memorial Day! Here, Have a No Panties Upskirt Picture of Halle Berry

The brave Ms. Berry ventured out of the house without putting on her unmentionables, much to the delight of us and ours. So happy Memorial Day, good people! We couldn’t think of a more fitting gift to offer you.

And she seems to think so as well, judging by the welcoming spread of her arms. We love when a woman not only dresses for panty-less upskirt shots, but practically invites them with her smile.

 

Pippa Middleton Flashed Her Panties

So, is Pippa Middleton destined to be a fixture of tabloids and sites full of sexy celebrities up to no good (like yours truly!) from here on out? Of course she is, silly. Firstly, she’s the sister of a princess, which makes her notable to the press, and secondly…well, damn, she keeps finding ways to get our attention.

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Uma Thurman Gives Us a Look at Her Panties Twice in one Week

If, like us, you’ve long nurtured a not-so-secret crush on the gorgeous and talented Uma Thurman, then today’s your lucky day: Uma’s panties! Not once, but twice! The one above is from Wednesday night when she was at a party aboard a yacht in Cannes for the film festival. While the one at the bottom of this post is from last week.

And for those of you who don’t have a crush on the woman who killed Bill… we don’t understand you, and you’re dead to us.

This one from about a week ago:

 

Alicia Arden is Drunk and Wants You to Look at Her Panties

The chances are you probably don’t know who Alicia Arden is, that is unless you’re an enthusiastic General Hospital fan, but if you aren’t, then that doesn’t matter since I’m sure you are a huge fan of drunk celebrities and upskirt pictures. While some celebrities prefer to “accidentally” reveal their panties to the public, Alicia Arden here needs no such front for her exhibitionism. No, this woman proudly displays her panties to the public. And heaven’s angels bless her for it.

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Megan Fox’s Sort Of Upskirt Moment

Megan Fox doesn’t have many up-skirt moments, if any for that matter, so we’ll take what we can get. It’s not much though, no lady bits visible, not even a shot of some panties. And what the hell’s going on with her chest? Looks like she morphed with Tara Reid. Her legs look flabby and cellulite ridden.

I can’t help it though, even if she doesn’t know the first thing about making a decent turkey sandwich I’d still eat the lint out of her belly button.

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Britney is Back to Her Upskirt Ways

Here’s Britney Spears flashing an entire mall and her kid son in LA yesterday, but then this is probably the tamest thing Jayden’s seen of her if the court case against her is true.

But anyways, Hooray! No more Britney-crotch withdrawal for us. Well she is wearing panties this time I guess, and all you really see are shadows. But I suppose it’s the thought that counts.

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Cheryl Tweedy’s Happy Little Upskirt

I see London, I see France… I see Cheryl Tweedy’s hot as hell, teeny-tiny, white underpants! And let us just say -some high quality upskirtage is completely necessary. Too many Hollywood star slutlets have been flashing around their infected lady bits. Looking at HPV and crabs has slowly been losing it’s charm. (Sorry Lindsay.)

During a filming of X-Factor, Cheryl was politely sitting, being attentive, and giving her pusspuss some fresh air. Who can blame her, though? Every vag needs some airing out during a humid summer, especially those of the wildly hot and slutty (AKA Cheryl Tweedy).

So thank you, Cheryl, for commemorating Michael Jackson and Ferrah Fawcett’s deaths with your pretty little pink.

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