What happens when a hot 23-year-old Victoria’s Secret model wears a bikini on the beach? Magic. The correct answer is magic.
Candice hit the beach in St. Barts yesterday to shoot the latest swimsuit campaign and she looked stunning, of course. There are A LOT of pictures from the photo shoot, so be sure to check the full gallery at the following link. http://wastedhollywood.com/2012/05/03/candice-swanepoel-bikini-photoshoot/
Enjoy a little taste of the pictures below.
It’s not often that we are lucky enough to give you a glimpse into the future, but today is a very special day. Victoria’s Secret Model, Doutzen Kroes was out prancing around in her little bikini yesterday and looked amazing. Why wouldn’t she? She is a 27-year-old model! Her body is tight, stomach is flat and her ass looks great. But, what will she look like when she is 62? We think she’ll look a lot like this…
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Shocking! I know what you are thinking, “How did they get pictures of her from the future?” Well, we didn’t. The picture above is actually a picture of 62-year-old Ivana Trump. However, we feel like the pictures are very similar. The bikinis look similar and they’re both adjusting their top. Just look at the pictures side by side…
Cased closed. Enjoy the tight body while you can Doutzen…old age is coming.
Candice Swanepoel finally had her turn with Victoria’s Secret swimwear in Bora Bora, and boyyyyy did she deliver! Though, it’s highly doubtful that Candice has ever NOT delivered.
As one of Victoria’s Secret’s longest running models (other than the twelve year vet Miranda Kerr) Candice certainly knows how to pop those curves. And — speaking of curves — it’s good to see them back on her. Last year, the veteran model was frighteningly skinny, and went on ABC to clear the air, saying, ‘I am healthy and happy… I’ve been traveling around like crazy. I get skinnier if I’m very busy… I’m heartened to know how much everyone cares about me, but in this case, everything is normal and good.’ Well, it seems that someone shoved some protein bars down the girls throat, because she looks good!
Curvy or not, though, it’s obvious that Candice is a true model. Victoria’s Secret even chose the 23 year old South African for their 2012 catalog cover. She’s currently in St. Bart’s shooting in more sexy Victoria’s Secret swimwear… so expect more yummy pics of her soon. 
DAMN! I’ll have what ever Alessandra Ambrosio is having there…unless it involves Pilates. I hate Pilates *checks caption to the pictures* WHAT, COME ON!!! Actually, I’ve never even tried pilates, but judging by Alessandra’s sexy O-faces it looks like it feels good… really good. Maybe I’ll give it a try. Actually, that’s probably not a good idea, it’s probably a lot of work… I’ll just Photoshop myself into the pictures instead, you know, for my private collection.
Victoria’s Secret super model, Adriana Lima, enjoyed a day of sun and surf in South Beach in Miami yesterday, and annoyingly decided do bring her bikini-picture-ruining daughter along with her, because apparently brown babies are the hottest accessory this summer. Second hand stores are going to be overflowing with them next year.
We love Victoria’s Secret models, and we love them even more when they’re dancing around in outdoor showers in transparent white tank tops, for no apparent reason what so ever, apart from just looking hot. So enjoy, this video of Alessandra Ambrosio, one of our favorite Brazilians, showing off her rhythm and tremendous sex appeal.
Hooray! Let’s usher in summer with near-nudity, and smokin’ hot babes!
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Here are Victoria’s Secret models Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima, strutting their stuff while they show off the latest VS line of bathing suits for really really hot people (could also just be an anorexics anonymous meeting). makes you wonder if the average woman hates seeing these chick trying to sell them swimwear. I know I don’t, in fact I’d like to see them try to sell me something more along the lines of baby oil or anal beads. Hot.
Here are Victoria’s Secret supermodels Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio in sexy little underwear, because they are now part of some new campaign called “Love Me”, which I’m guessing is Valentine’s Day related. Either way I’m happy to love them. I’m just trying to figure out which one of these two is my favorite. Both are perfect, like a rainbow on a sunny day or a bunch of kittens falling asleep on the couch or a drunk prostitute leaving without charging you. Perfection.
Here are some sexy Victoria’s Secret lingerie pictures starring the bust of Ariana Lima. Obviously I knew that Adriana Lima’s breasts were spectacular, she’s a supermodel and that’s just part of the job, but I had no idea they were THIS spectacular. My jaw dropped so far when I saw these pictures that it hit me in the nut-sack. I just spoke to my attorney and if I’m ever in a coma, as part of my Do Not Resuscitate order I want Adriana to smother me to death with those things. What a way to go that would be. I suggest you do the same, it’s a pretty standard request, any half decent attorney can draw it up for you.
Archangel Gabriel woke up this morning only to discover that heaven was missing a few lingerie clad angels… Or I guess I could actually be in heaven, because I’m seeing angels all around me. Or the even more likely possibility, I’m just looking at Candice Swanepoel, Lindsay Ellingson, Lily Aldridge and Erin Eatherton on the cover of GQ in a supermodel pile up. In any case I’ll be having some sweet angel filled dreams tonight.
You can pretty much never go wrong with posting pictures of a Victoria’s Secret model like Candice Swanepoel here, just hanging out in a few varieties of bikinis for Victoria’s Secret swimsuit edition catalog, being all hot and what not…. Actually I guess we could go wrong if she was rolling around in horse manure, but even then she’d still look hot… What? It’s not like the pictures would be scratch ‘n’ sniff, so you can just pretend it’s chocolate. Anyhow, you guys know the drill, boobs in expensive sexy bikinis… Good enough.
Model Lily Aldridge spent the weekend in St. Barts doing a photo shoot for Victoria’s Secret, where she pranced off the beach and into my heart, claiming the title as the hottest girl on Earth (at least for the next 5 minutes until some other bikini clad girl gets that title). If only more women posed like this… worked out 6 hours a day… watched what they ate… took care of their skin… had a team of hair and makeup artists… they might also look like this. Lordy, Lordy.
Here’s the part where I lie and say “Ya, I’ve had tons of chicks hotter than this.”
It’s really surprising because it’s Friday and we got our very first bikini post after five posts. Anyway, no regrets because the previous posts were good in their own way and this bikini post (read: Candice Swanepoel in a golden bikini) is worth every second of our long wait. So here’s my favorite Victoria’s Secret Angel showing off her sexy curves in some of the sexiest bikinis from Victoria’s Secret swimsuit collection. Check out the stunning gallery right after the jump.
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When a certain undergarment emporium known as Victoria’s Secret wanted to put a little oomph into its annual Christmas TV advertising (because nothing says Christmas like supermodels in lingerie), it knew exactly where to look: in the ADHD-addled brain of Michael Bay, whose junior-high-school-level enthusiasm for scantily clad hot chicks is legendary, as is his love for explosions and cool helicopters and shit, like he so aptly displayed in his 2009 Christmas commercial for Victoria’s Secret. In this years ad however there were no cool explosions to be seen… apart form the one in our pants! However we are willing to forgive him if he responds to our plea below…
Dear Michael Bay, on behalf of the straight male population of the world, we at The Daily Fix request you make a 3 hour version of this instead of another crappy Transformers movie. Thank you.
Naturally you will want to compare it to the 2009 version, so here it is:
As a former Victoria’s Secret model Gisele Bundchen is no stranger to baring her body, so during a recent photo shoot in St. Barts she had no problems with undressing in front of her assistants while in the back of a van parked on a public street, which sounds a whole lot like the “plot” to every single Bang Bus porn scene ever made.
Personally I would love to find a way to hook up with her. Just to piss off Tom Brady. There are other reasons too, but mainly just to piss him off.
Check out the VS Angels do a lip-syncing rendition of Katy Perry’s Firework. I’m slightly disappointed that they didn’t do I Kissed a Girl. According to the official Victoria’s Secret description of the YouTube video below:
They’re just like us! Watch as Victoria’s Secret Supermodels Behati Prinsloo, Adriana Lima, Erin Heatherton, Lily Aldridge, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, Chanel Iman, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and others get their Firework on backstage at the 2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.
Hear that people! Victoria’s Secret Angels are just like everybody else! Except they have flawless bodies and faces, so yeah not at all like the rest of us. But seriously this is how you do a lip dub video. They could have been lip-syncing children’s nursery rhymes and I wouldn’t give a shit, all I’d see is Adriana Lima and her stunning face. So stunning that I actually want to bang her eyeballs and eat her asshole with a spoon.
Having said that it would have been incredibly better if at the end, they had them all dyking out with warm massage oil and strap-ons. Just saying.
Some more Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show hotness, this time Rosie Huntington-Whiteley who like we mentioned yesterday the hottie replacing Megan Fox in the Transformers movies. We actually don’t really know shit about Rosie so we searched the intrawebs and after spending about 2 hours laughing at interracial midget porn we found this:
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was born on April 18th 1987 at Freedom Fields hospital in Plymouth, England. Rosie was still studying at Tavistock college when she was discovered, turning up for work experience as a booker at model agency Profile, based in London’s West End.
Rosie is famed not only for her volumptuous pout but for her positive attitude and willingness to work hard – definetley a star in the making and a true role model.
So apart from being a model, “actress” and dating Jason Stratham there is nothing really intresting about her, at all.
Candice Swanepoel was one of the highlights of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in New York yesterday, and it was well worth slaughtering that angel to stick them wings on her back. I will never understand fashion shows though. 95% of the outfits modelled are ridiculous looking apparel that nobody would ever wear. The other 5% might be bought by Elton John and Lady Gaga. But hey, the chicks are fricking hot and that’s all that matters. Especially when they have legs that stretch from here to Turkmenistan, like Candice’s legs.
It would be difficult to draw attention away from a parade of perfect 10 models wearing little more than underwear, but Katy Perry was up to the task yesterday at this years Victoria’s Secret Fashion Party. Although Katy has been locked in some mountain cabin for the last two weeks banging her new husband Russell Brand bone dry, she found the time to grace us with her D cups stuffed into a bunch of dresses made for B cups.
Australian Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr, who is expecting her first child with actor husband Orlando Bloom, bared her titties and baby bump for W magazine. Last August Miranda confirmed news of her pregnancy, telling Spanish Vogue, “Yes, I am pregnant. Four months along!” She was six and a half months along when she posed for the black-and-white pictorial in W. “For me, family is life,” she told the mag. “The decision to start one wasn’t complex at all… My career has been wonderful, but it’s not my life. I don’t feel pressure to get back to work.”
Really does seem like “W” magazine (which has nothing to do with George Bush apparently) has more pictures of nude chicks in it than Playboy does these days. What with all these celebrtities posing for them nude recently, Kim Kardashian having been the last one.
What the hell is it with chicks who don’t do nudity when we DO want to see them, young, fit and hot… But you can’t get them to keep their clothes on when they’re grossly bloated, hog pregnant, old, or fat?
Anyways check out the uncensored puffy pepperoni nip picture below, oh and some older pictures of her, pre-pregnancy, for old times sake.
This new set of lingerie pics from Victoria’s Secret strongly supports my claim that Candice Swanepoel is the hottest lingerie babe on this planet. Not only this, but these latest pics also explain in a sexy way that Candice’s hotness graph is increasing at an alarming rate. Carry on, Candice! Check out the gallery after the jump.
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Doutzen Kroes and her boyfriend Sunnery James are husband and wife now. The couple, who are expecting a baby this January, got married on Sunday. The Victoria’s Secret hottie exchanged vows with producer/DJ James in a small, private ceremony in her Dutch hometown of Eastermar.
The New York Post reports,
Yet another Victoria’s Secret angel is off the market. Doutzen Kroes and her boyfriend, producer/DJ Sunnery James, got hitched yesterday in a small, private ceremony in her Dutch hometown of Eastermar. The wedding took place in front of the pregnant model’s 30 closest friends and family members. The bride wore a dress by Spanish designer Pronovias, and the happy couple will be honeymooning on an island just north of Madagascar. In lieu of gifts, the lovebirds are asking for donations to be made to dance4life, a Dutch charity for which Kroes is an ambassador, or to the World Wildlife Fund.
If there was ever the right time to knock Adriana Lima around the head with a croquet mallet (not to kill her you freak, just knock her out a little) and throw her into the back of your window-less van, then now would be that time. For she is wearing a bra that is comprised of a glittering constellation of white diamonds, topaz and sapphires. Weighing in at 142 carats of bejeweled exquisiteness, including 60 carats of white diamonds and 82 carats of topazes and sapphires, this one-of-a-kind bustier comes with an equally bombastic price tag. $2 million, to be exact!
Look, I get the whole diamond encrusted bra spectacle, but that is the sloppiest, trashiest looking execution for showing it off that I could imagine. It’s like she wanted a dress that would show off her bra, so she took 20 minutes and sewed some old curtains into a dress with no front.
Obviously the dress wasn’t her decision but the Victory Secret peeps clearly decided to just unbutton her top and let them big awesome titties spill out. Totally not trailer trash esque.
Supermodel Heidi Klum looks all determined to swap her catwalk adventures for a full-time career in TV. The German beauty, who quit her role as Victoria’s Secret Head Angel last month, has signed up to host a new children’s show called Seriously Funny Kids.
Contactmusic reports,
Klum now appears to be turning her attentions to a full-time career in TV - she already hosts fashion contest Project Runway and now she is using her skills as a mother-of-four to front a more child-friendly show called Seriously Funny Kids. The blonde will host and executive produce the new series, which will see her interact with children, “bringing out the hilarious and often insightful things they say”. Klum says in a statement, “I have four children under the age of six, and to be honest, sometimes I enjoy them more than adults. They’re uncensored, unpredictable and absolutely hilarious.”
She’s one of the top supermodels in the world, taking home $5.5million over the past year. But surely Alessandra Ambrosio would agree it’s easy money starring in the latest Victoria’s Secret campaign. Dressed in a variety of skimpy little bikinis, the Brazilian model looked in her element as she frolicked on a Caribbean beach.
As hot as she is I do find it somewhat disturbing that her ribs appear to stick out more than her tits. Either way I’d suck on those ribs.
Supermodel Heidi Klum is quitting her role as “Head Angel” at lingerie giant Victoria’s Secret. The supermodel has been at the lingerie giants for 13 years but has now announced she is hanging up her angel wings and won’t be strutting down the runway in the annual November show.
Page Six reports,
Heidi Klum is quitting Victoria’s Secret after 13 years, Page Six has learned. The supermodel has told bosses she’s hanging up her wings and won’t be walking in the November show. Klum, 37, told us at Paris Fashion Week: “All good things have to come to an end. I will always love Victoria’s Secret. It has been an absolutely amazing time.”
Sources say she’s busy with her TV show “Project Runway” and a fitness clothing line. Her exit means VS bosses will have to crown a new top angel. With Miranda Kerr and Doutzen Kroes both pregnant, the chief wings could go to Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrósio or one of the new generation of Angels — Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Candice Swanepoel, Chanel Iman or Erin Heatherton.
Last week we witnessed a fantastic group performance by Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima and Lily Aldridge at the launch of Victoria’s Secret’s new fragrance Bombshell. And today we have the freaking hot Adriana Lima nudging our fantasies with a drool-inducing solo performance. I’m not sure who came up with the name “Bombshell” for this new fragrance, but he’s definitely an asset to Victoria’s Secret... just like these hot bombshells. Check out the gallery after the jump.
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There are three sizzling hot topless pics (covered) in this new set of Candice Swanepoel lingerie pics from Victoria’s Secret, but the purpose of this post is not to induce drool by displaying the said topless pics. This is just a casual post on Candice and her heavenly hotness. As it is I don’t think there’s any need to pimp those topless pics because Candice is hot enough to make your heart flutter even while covered in a blanket. Hit the jump and get lucky.
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Since I started the day with a sizzling hot video of Megan Fox flashing her undergarments while slipping into her jeans, I guess the only logical option is to flow with the current and keep the sexy mood on for the rest of the day. Serious stuff can always wait. So here’s the second sexy serving of the day, courtesy of Victoria’s Secret Angels Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima and Lily Aldridge. Drool over these bombshells to your heart’s content as they get super-sexy at the launch of the new Victoria’s Secret fragrance, aptly titled Bombshell. Check out the gallery after the jump.
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It’s Friday again and the buzzword is fun. So let’s start from where we left yesterday. Another Bikini Mixer® video from Victoria’s Secret, this time with the gorgeously-sexy Candice Swanepoel giving you a magical demonstration by mixing and matching some of the sexiest bikinis on earth. But remember, it’s strictly about bikinis. Happy Friday! Enjoy the video.
Best moment: Totally lovable!