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Is Miley Cyrus Suffering From Anorexia?

Miley Cyrus has managed to bring a lot of attention to herself once again. As most of you know the 19-year-old pop star has been “slimming” down the past few months and some people are beginning to think she has an eating disorder.

Miley only made things worse when she tweeted a picture of her smelling the inside of a, ‘Carl’s Jr.’ bag with the caption, “I can’t eat it. So I’m just gonna smell the sh–t out of it! My mouth is LITERALLY watering.”

So…does Miley have an eating disorder? Read more here at our sister site Wastedhollywood

P.S. It’s the gluten!

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Miley Cyrus Spent $50k to lose 15 pounds?

Sounds a little extreme, doesn’t it? But, according to a report from In Touch Weekly, Miley Cyrus dished out $50k just to lose 15 pounds. From In Touch Weekly… A pal tells In Touch, the teen — who packed on the pounds late last year — enlisted the help of a nutritionist, chef and her old personal trainer, Harley Pasternak, to whip herself into bikini-ready shape ahead of her recent Hawaiian getaway with boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. “Miley probably spent $50,000 to lose 15 pounds in a few weeks,” the friend says. “She didn’t care what it cost as long as she looked good!”   That’s right. Miley Cyrus spent more than you make in a year just to lose 15 pounds. How ridiculous is that? Why didn’t she just do it the normal Hollywood way and start making herself throw up? Perhaps she could have just started running with her legs more, instead of running her loud mouth? It’s just a suggestion. It seems like people are really dependent on trainers. Do people not have any self control anymore? It’s not that hard…really. You think Hannah Montana needs to spend $50k just to lose a few pounds? No, she is a strong independent woman! Wait, I am being told Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus are actually the same person…this is awkward. How come no one told me?
 

Mariah Carey is now a Jenny Craig ambassador, flaunts her post-baby figure

Here’s Mariah Carey baring her midriff in an ad spot for Jenny Craig because according to her she lost 70lbs since giving birth (40 of which were water weight and not a pallet of twinkies) and that entitles her to talk to the poor and underprivileged fatties about, and I’m trying not to laugh here, how to obtain a body like hers by eating only 1,500 calories a day! “Nicholas, baby, you have not wheeled in my breakfast at 11am sharp! You know how I want my roasted piglet fresh off the spit as soon as I wake up! And why aren’t you wearing that butler uniform I bought you??”.

FYI, I’ve included Mariah’s belly at its zenith just so you grasp the supernatural effort the air-brushing fairies, the lipo and the tummy-tuck had to put in to produce the above picture.

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Jessica Simpson is Actually Looking Kinda Hot

Jessica Simpson showed up to the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Event last night looking kinda…dare I say it…hot. Well better than usual at least. She’s doing a pretty great job at losing a few pounds before her wedding. Having said that, the dress is obviously doing a lot of the work too. Those psychedelic patterns are designed to conceal and confuse, and those blue bits disguise how big her hips are.

I’d still let her release my baby batter.

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BREAKING NEWS: JWoww Lost 20 Pounds

If you are insane enough to be watching Jersey Shore’s third season, you’ve probably noticed that you’re seeing a whole lot less of Jenni “JWoww” Farley, quite literally. Because she’s lost 20 pounds with a revolutionary new diet, drinking less Jager Bombs and exercising more!

She told Life & Style this:

The Jersey Shore star sat down with Life & Style to share how she cleaned up her act, lost 20 pounds, and two dress sizes in the past seven months.
“I want to go back to where I was until I was 21. I was running 3½ miles a day, and I looked amazing. I was very, very health-conscious. And I’d never had a drink.”
This season, JWoww started hitting the gym with the guys and scaled back her partying, limiting herself to lower-cal cocktails like “vodka-seltzer, no cranberry, nothing fruity. I drank things that wouldn’t induce a hangover so I could stick with the gym. It was hard, but it was worth it.” Since filming of the third season ended in September, she has cut alcohol altogether. “I want to be on point, and drinking gets in the way,” she says.

And yes, I know what you are all thinking…

“So let me get this straight, an average pig whore with fake tits, parties for half a dozen years and puts on 20 pounds, then out of the blue makes a few million bucks with her retarded troll friends. Suddenly she has all the time in the world and actually gets paid to work out. Then she gets paid even more to be interviewed about it, and you want me to give even one fraction of a f%ck about this?!?”

Ummm, yeah… I guess I do… I mean… she has nice tits right?

 

Jason Alexander dances out of his clothes!


Here’s Jason Alexander celebrating the victory of his Jenny Craig challenge by flaunting his new figure in this new Jenny Craig commercial with weight loss buddy Valerie Bertinelli. Apart from losing 30 pounds in just 18 weeks, Jason also scores a ten out of ten with this hilarious commercial. The way he dances out of his clothes is a pure pleasure to watch. Can you guess he’s crossed the 50 mark?! Go Jason!

Best moment: Totally hilarious!