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Bikini Wearing Brooke Burke Brings Her MILFyness to St. Barth’s

Brooke Burke spent the weekend with her husband David Charvet (that douche who used to be on Baywatch) on the beach in St. Barths, all part of the annual summer MILF bikini contest that Hollywood is holding.
Oh and Brooke, time to dump the Baywatch douche, that show has been off the air for like fifteen years, it’s time to move on to someone a little more relevant. I can think of a certain blogger with frail blogging wrists who’s available. Your call.
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Apparently Aubrey O’Day Only Wears Bikinis

Here’s Aubrey O’Day hosting the Liquid Pool Lounge Party at the Aria Resort and Casino in Las Vegas, wearing nothing but a white bikini. She’s pretty much so invested in valuing herself based on breast size that she’s wearing a bikini top so padded and over sized that it looks like it’s about to fall off, I’ve never seen a bikini top fit so loosely. The boltons are bolted on so tight the bra is just to cover them rather than support them in any way.

Yet… I’d still TF her.

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Kate Middleton is Royally Hot

The future Mrs. Prince William is, as the Brits say, quite fit. Well she was back in 2006  at least, as these previously unreleased pictures of her in Ibiza show. She will be the hottest member of any Royal Family since Colin Firth (I am an ignorant Yank who can’t tell the difference between reality and movies).

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Lily Aldridge in a Bikini for Victoria’s Secret

Model Lily Aldridge  spent the weekend in St. Barts doing a photo shoot for Victoria’s Secret, where she pranced off the beach and into my heart, claiming the title as the hottest girl on Earth (at least for the next 5 minutes until some other bikini clad girl gets that title).  If only more women posed like this… worked out 6 hours a day… watched what they ate… took care of their skin… had a team of hair and makeup artists… they might also look like this. Lordy, Lordy.

Here’s the part where I lie and say “Ya, I’ve had tons of chicks hotter than this.”

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Bikini Wearing Victoria Silvstedt Comes Across a Beached Whale

Here’s Former Playmate of the Year Victoria Silvstedt (in case you didn’t know, she’s the one on the left) prancing around St Barts yesterday in her typical white bikini (she only wears white bikinis when it comes to St. Barts) while some old lady attempted to count every grain of sand on the beach by hand (we assure you that’s a woman and not Newt Gingrich, he would have the sense to wear something a little more fashionable).

But fatty and the Swede weren’t the only people on the beach that day, Victoria brought Maurice Dabbah along, her super rich hobbit boyfriend, who seemed quite happy to just sit there and take pictures of the funbags that his money bought him.

The sand on her knees proves she was earning her vacation just moments before these pics were snapped.

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Kate Gosselin is in a Bikini, Surrounded by her Army of Brats

Kate Gosselin was spotted in a bikini earlier this morning in Australia along with all 17,852 of her kids. I’m going to hate myself for saying this but she looks pretty good there, seeing how she used to look like 2 greyhound buses parked end to end when she was pregnant with those sextuplets. It’s amazing what money and plastic surgery can do… But more importantly I just realized she has a tattoo right above her lady bits. Which begs the question, what does it actually say? Amused at the thought of it saying “This hole shat out eight kids, all further deliveries in the rear” I decided to make a list of some of the possibilities.

  • Warning: Dicks must be at least this wide in order to feel my vagina walls
  • Sinkhole Danger: Do NOT approach without ropes
  • Yield to oncoming traffic
  • Enter at own risk
  • Maximum Occupancy: 6
  • Maternity ward
  • Public storage 12′x12′
  • Sperm bank
  • Warning: Flaps may retract without warning
  • NASA wind tunnel testing site
  • Contents may have shifted in transit
  • Cross traffic does not stop
  • Wide load
  • Mind the gap
  • Al-Qaeda waz here: كـافــر

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Real Housewive Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini

Christ, it’s been a shitty couple of weeks for bikini pictures, guess because the world seems to have frozen over, nothing but stories on the News about people being snowed into their homes and eating their pets and newborn children to stay alive. So thank God someone finally put a bikini on. Unfortunately none of you know who Kelly Bensimon is because she’s on The Real Housewives of New York which exactly seventeen people watch.

Well I decided to spend 2 minutes Googling her to at least get some semi-interesting info on her, and it actually turns out she’s single… Which makes the show one big, gigantic lie solely made to toy with your emotions. Which is great. Now where are we supposed to learn about constantly bikini-clad gold-digging whor…..Oh, right, the Kardashians.

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White Bikini Moment: Elisabetta Canalis – Part II

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Here’s another scintillating White Bikini Moment from George Clooney’s Italian girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis. And I’m sure she’s not too far from owning the record of giving us most number of White Bikini Moments because the girl definitely has a heart for white bikinis. She just needs to do it more often. The image size may be smaller but the excitement is big... because it’s Friday! By the way, that guy next to her is not George Clooney. Check out the gallery after the jump.
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White Bikini Moment: Nicole Bahls

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Here’s Nicole Bahls taming the waters with her drool-inducing bikini body and giving us our much-desired White Bikini Moment. So what if there’s a little bit of blue shade to ruin the fun? The bikini bottom is pure white and that justifies my post. And considering Nicole’s hot bikini body, a little deviation is anytime acceptable. So here’s one hell of a White Bikini Moment courtesy of Nicole Bahls. Hit the jump and enjoy the stunning gallery.
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White Bikini Moment: Courteney Cox

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Here’s Courteney Cox filming scenes for Cougar Town and giving us our very first White Bikini Moment in pure cougar style. BTW, don’t you feel she looks too young to be tagged as a cougar? I take my words back. What... what are you saying? That’s not white but some other shade?! OK fine, I’m color blind. So what? Courteney still looks piping hot in that bikini. Check out the hot gallery after the jump.
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White Bikini Moment: Elisabetta Canalis

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Here’s Italian showgirl - and George Clooney’s new girl - Elisabetta Canalis taming the cold Miami waves and giving us one hell of a white bikini moment. She’s got a sizzling bod and she knows how to keep her cool in the chilling waters. And that makes this moment even more precious, if you know what I mean. Thanks and congrats, George! Check out the gallery after the jump.
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White Bikini Moment: Sienna Miller

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I had totally written off Sienna Miller because of her infamous “husband-snatching” episode related to Balthazar Getty (read it here, here and here) but now is her golden chance to make a comeback on my blog. She has taken the first step in the right direction by donning a super-sexy white bikini. Now all she needs to do is repeat this step once every week for at least four weeks in succession. Let’s see if she can make it happen. Wish you all the best, Sienna! Check out the gallery after the jump.
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