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Tila Tequila still mourning in private…aka over 160 tweets

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By Sunday night, Tila Tequila realized they’d be tons of guards at Casey Johnson’s funeral so her chances of stealing her corpse come night and shoot an impromptu video with the two getting married (Joe Francis filming the b-roll and blessing the matrimony) would be next to nothing so she had to improvise. Ok, so forced abortion doesn’t compare with marriage to dead people, but it would do:

“Why do I tweet so much? Even BEFORE Casey passed away? BECAUSE I HAVE NO FRIENDS! THERE! THE TRUTH COMES OUT! Just pray 4 her please!”

“PPL say I need 2 get off twitter & grieve with friends & family . . . WHERE? I DONT HAVE ANY! Casey was my only family & my Dogs! Worst day ever,”

“I got pregnant and my boyfriend at the time hit me in the stomach with a hammer & I got a miscarriage,”

“It makes me cry if I think about my life growing up but then I cry tears of JOY to see how far I have come from that life!!! Thank u GOD!”

Meanwhile, Larry King canceled Tequila’s guest spot on his Tuesday night tribute to Johnson after calls from the late heiress’ friends and family urged him to nix her appearance.

Attorneys representing Jasmine Lennard, one of Casey’s former frenemies, also threatened CNN that Tequila could spell trouble for the network if she was given time to repeat allegedly false claims about their client on-air.

And because even leprechauns with loose morals know a weak spot when they see one, Tequila hit back on Tuesday that those with a penchant for dwarfish porn don’t even bother watching an old man getting pinched under the desk by an eager intern so he doesn’t choke on his tongue when he falls asleep on air:

“I’m not pushing for them to change their minds cuz honestly, my fanbase demographic and to the people that matter to my career dont watch Larry King,” she responded to E! “Yes he is a huge credible person, but really not someone a young demographic of people watch.”

And if you were wondering how long it takes for pubic hair to grow an entire colony, we’re pretty sure Tequila knows the answer because she hasn’t changed her sheets in, oh, at least 3 weeks?

“You are going to be SOOOOOOO proud of me this week Wifey!”

“I love you SO much! Your pillows still smell just like you . . . ”

Ah, who knew gifts in such small packages would keep on giving, and giving, and giving…

 

Casey Johnson’s Friend Vows To Watch Over Daughter Ava

Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson has died, leaving behind daughter Ava, whom she adopted from Kazakhstan in 2007.

The sad news was announced last night on Twitter by reality star Tila Tequila, who revealed in December that she and Casey were engaged.

"Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson," Tila wrote. "She has passed away. Thank u for all ur love and support but I will be offline to be w/ family."

LA police later confirmed the report.

Model Jasmine Lennard tells Life & Style magazine today that she is "completely devastated" by her friend's death and vows to be a big part of Ava's life.

“Casey always made me promise if anything happened to her I would watch over her baby Ava, and with her family’s blessing I will honor that promise," Jasmine says.

“I will see Ava as soon and as much as possible, but I think it's very important to allow her family the time to grieve. I speak with Ava regularly on the telephone, but I don’t want her to be upset right now with the association of me and her mommy."

 

Tila Tequila’s fiancee, heiress Casey Johnson found dead

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Casey Johnson, an heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune and Tila Tequila’s fiancee, has died in L.A. Her body was discovered Monday morning, although according to several sources, she was dead for several days before her body was discovered.

She was 30 years old. Her father is Woody Johnson – owner of the New York Jets. She has an adopted daughter. Johnson brought Ava Monroe—named after her idol Marilyn Monroe—home from Kazakhstan in 2007, but family members worried the heiress did not care well enough for her daughter, forcing the child’s grandmother Sale Johnson to take her in.

Johnson was arrested in November for grand theft — the Band-Aid brand heir allegedly stole jewelry, clothing and a legal document from an ex-girlfriend.

TMZ spoke to Tila Tequila last night and she told the website that the two were fighting last week and that Casey stayed at Tila’s house on the 28th. Tila tried contacting Casey on the 29th because Casey had left her dogs behind. Tila says Casey’s phone has been shut off since the 29th and she was not able to make contact.

Meanwhile, Tila Tequila continued twittering despite claims she wanted to “mourn in privacy” and consistent with her constant need for attention even made up the story that Casey was not dead, but in a coma:

“This is a very heartbreaking time for me. I just want some pricacy as I deal with the loss of my Fiance Casey Johnson. I’m heart is shredded
- I just got news that my fiance is not dead but currently in a coma!!! Omg please pray that she will make it! Hang in there my love please!!!
- I know u can feel me Casey! Dot let go! I’m almost home baby please hang on! We have a beautiful life planned out for us! I LOVE u! Hang on!
– I’m still in shock! Once again thank U for the outpour of love and support. I just wish to have some privacy at this heartbreaking time.
- R.I.P my Angel. @caseyjonsonJnJ u will forever be in my heart! I love u so so much and we will Marry when I see U in Heaven my Wifey”

Johnson — who also tweeted frequently — last tweeted on December 29 at 1:13 AM. The LAPD has opened a death investigation.