
Here’s Sports Illlustrated hottie and Victoria’s Secret model, Brooklyn Decker, in Miami over the weekend chilling at some beach with those fat breasts that have made her so popular with the dudes who design bikinis for a living (and the dudes who look at her in bikinis for a living, as in me). I didn’t even know supermodels were allowed to have breasts that large, I like it, tell all the other girls to get on board with this new look, I’ll pay for the surgery. What bugs me though is while I was busy jerking it to these pictures I heard someone complain about her new haircut looking pretty shitty, all I can say to that is…. THERE IS HAIR IN THIS PICTURE?!?














