This is Perfectly Normal for a Son and Mother… as Long as the Son is Gay

Stephanie Seymour got a lot of attention last month when she was frolicking on a beach with her 17-year-old son, Peter Brant II, which set the blogosphere aflame that they were bumpin’ uglies (the incest kind).

Well PB2 headed over to his FaceBook page and said “this whole Beach kiss scandal” was a “malicious attack.” He knew the paparazzi was watching, and says he did no wrong and that he doesn’t like the vag anyway:

“My mother and I are very close as she is with all her children. She often hugs and kisses me and my siblings in a manner that is intimate. Any mother in the world does the same. That day on the beach we walked around with each other completely aware of the presence of photographers there.”
“We have nothing to hide and with that in mind I would like to say that I am openly gay. At my age my mother and I are almost like friends and I feel open to talk to her about anything (and yes, our relationship may be different because of my sexuality).”

Oh, I’ve heard that one before, the old “I’m gay, it’s OK for me to touch your boobs and stick my tongue in your mouth” card.

Besides, he didn’t say, “I don’t touch my mom’s breasts”. He didn’t say “That isn’t a boner”. He didn’t say, “I don’t bang my mom”. So really, everything we’ve surmised from these pictures must be true. As you were people.

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