Xtina is one bowlegged sailor

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Seriously gay designer people out there…when are you going to call for a wide-pants comeback? Don’t get us wrong, we love these skinny, tight pants, say, on Giselle or Alessandra Ambrosio, but on a 5.2ft Dolly Parton with ballerina flats they just bring attention to her captain Cook legs (ok, don’t know if he was also bowlegged, but his hand hook does remind one of Christina Aguilera’s challenged limbs).