Sometimes life isn’t fair. Then sometimes, we make it fair. Take, for instance, this Katy Perry topless picture (huge nipples and all). Although it may make you think that July 4th is officially the best holiday in the world and every other country but America sucks balls – slow your roll. Her knockers are huge … but not that huge. And Russell Brand wouldn’t stand for his slut’s tits to be all over the Internet… probably.
According to our sort of legit sources, these super-sized, boner-inducing milk bags are not Katy Perry’s and this is simply the work of THE most talented nerd living in a basement. Who, even though he has given us the biggest case of topless picture blue balls, should be considered an American hero.